₦airaland Forum

Omoawoke:
No amount of fumigation will prevent snakes from showing up once a while

Fat long deadly snakes

Sharrap! What do you mean by no amount of fumigtion? What if the area isfumigated everyday forthenext 70years? Which kain snake wan come there?

Esthered:
How are they the true custodian, what'll you then say about Afghanistan?

How can they be more Muslim than the source of the religion?

You dn't undastand sarcasm, a'ight?

TruthHurts1:
Wait o, there is one "gayant" from one continent which is missing from this list...🤔

It is spelt "jayant".

mrvitalis:
How many sections does a university have in a year?

The only issue with jamb is limiting choices
Students should be allowed to apply to as many schools as they wish

Sessions not sections.

Where are:
1. After the Storm
2. Beyond our Dreams.
3. Jaguar
4. Samanja
5. Magana Jarice.

RemoveGombe from the list andadd Kogi, and Benue states.

Have you watched the movie PET SEMATARY? I susppect that is what is going on with your brother.

Abeg, the essence of fasting is to go on an empty stomach for a stipulated length of time, but muslims do fasting wiith bellies full of food, am I lying? If thats what muslims call fastinng, I can do it thru out mmy lifetimme, it is not hard at all. I fast by wakinng up on an empty stomach till sundown. That is TRUE fasting.

Yes o, don't forget that the prophet mohammed apprrloved to closure of schools in Nigeria during the fasting but forgot to approve it in Saudi Arabia. Great prophet.

NDSMELODY:
I wish to go to Canada, I would need 6-10M to migrate. Alternatively as you said, I have a business idea which is selling Electrical appliances in whole sales but I couldn't gather money to start up the business.

Me that have a very business idea, if I can just get this N6m you are saying, I will estabish here, become rich, and be going for vacations every weekends to different countries, enjoying life. But NEVER Japa.

People like coronaVirus and God1000 cannot explain this.

All these lawsuits are just making the book to go more viral and become a best-seller without them realising. Continue.

Islie:
https://punchng.com/outrage-as-force-pro-says-police-can-break-into-homes/?amp

Ehen na, no problem. As long as they get killed like that EFCC operative.

Moyinoluwa35:
Very poor food

How does good food look like?

LocalFARMERS:
Enjoying my Chicken Suya, garnished with salad

I dey Trikaniya, invite come flex with you na.

Apologize:
There was a problem, this hospital is located in choba around 3 and a half hours on foot from where im at. An aboki selling watches and wristbands was passing, i psssst at him negotiated and sold my only watch for 900naira. This can take me to my destination but thats sufficient for just going alone.

Choba-choba-choba the motor loaders at Rumuola juction chanted, choba how much i asked whilst entering silmutaneously. Choba hold your 1k the driver responded..i get 900 i begged, i have an emergecy and its the hospital i'm going to.

Got no reply that was a yes for me, paid and we moved vehicle got filled in no time i was impressed, felt dizzy fell asleep and woke up to the vehicle reaching upth juction, came down weak and realized i still had to enter a mini UNIPORT shuttle to enter inside, well i had no shishi i opted to trekking.

Less than 10mins i arrive. i asked around and got directed to the lab. A very bold notice on the wall saying THE blah blah OF UPTH NEITHER SELLS NOR BUY BLOOD.

Well i'm from Najia and i am very well aware that the notice is enough proof that i'm in the right place. Well the infastructure of the hospital is you know..uhmm okay. Considering the fact it was built sometime back in the days.

While trying to knock the door was widely opened, i could see the lab attendants and i was trying to say ma im here to donate blood, but its like she was pushing me to another room to complete the statement there.

Ladies and gentlemen we entered the room loh and behold, 6 other guys like me mid 20s i guess all discussing laughing while been hooked with blooding entering their blood bags.

It was my first time seeing this in real life..the amount of blood seemed alot to be called a pint. it could've been called something else the word pint sounded like few drops to me. I am seeing the size of one full sachet water pack filled with blood.

Instantly i started having mixed feelings i told myself see michael you either give them this blood or else you will just die here, you have nobody. Already your body has reached it limit, for real i could feel it mehn..i had to eat sooner or later.

With the little energy in me I Summoned courage ..Ma? i called out im ready.
okay write your name and we'll check your blood type. after taking a little drop dey put it in a little case like transparent marker cover..and told me she'll be back.

While waiting for the result another lady came in with a list called a name the guy beside me answered and he was given cash immediately. i used my eye to count it, bro it was 6k..i asked him if they'll owe him and he said no its 6k they do pay.

Damn! Na wa for me i thought, well too late for regrets now. Give them rush out buy food eat, survive thats the plan. Few mins later the same lady entered "MICHAEL NWABRIJE" thats me i answered with a faint voice.

Perhaps they wanna pay me first? Not bad atleatst make the money dey my hand as dey bleed me i thought.

"Mr Michael your blood type is AB+ we dont need it. People with your blood type are extremly rare, other blood types cannot recieve your blood. Only your blood type. So sorry about that"

i rephrased the statement in my head and this is what i understood. your blood type is useless and has no value so do you kindly get out.

I walked out tears slowly coming down my cheeks.
people who saw me would think i was mourning,
i said why me OH LORD what others get paid for i was still rejected.

i sat down on the field with nothing but hope, i hope you see this and help never felt so sad

2199430130
U.b.a
Michael Nwabrije

The amount doesnt matter, your little token will go a along way. Thanks so much

If I get money, I for transfer you na na na for making my day with laffta.

abba190b:
But they are speak nd dress like hausas

Try and become wiser. Thats how Igbos want to force Ikwerre people to be Igbos. How?

Mine is 3, food, light and data.

ipex:
Is it advisable to marry a woman who is circumcised?
I need an advice please?

A circumcised woman will not have the urge to have sex and cannot enjoy sex. Your own na to climb, do your business and come down. Likelihood of cheating on you is zero.

DarkJeddi:
A Baboon is a PRIMATE..

Same Order as Homo Sapiens,modern man..

You were asking "how will someone eat a mammal?" That's why I was asking you, but thank God you have corrected yourself that the baboon is a primate. Now, your kweschion should be "how can one eat a primate?".

MadamExcellency:
Disobedience to the law is the definition of a sin. Abel or whatever he calls himself should allow people, cultures and tribes to define that for themselves.

Islamic culture says alcohol is a sin to them and if they accept it as their standard, so is it.

God applauded the Children of Recab for refusing to drink wine or strong drinks because their father instructed them to do so. God rewarded them for sticking the their conviction.

This Christian life is not about controversy, it is a life of orderliness and moderation.

John 16:13 KJV
Howbeit when he, the Spirit of truth, is come, he will guide you into all truth: for he shall not speak of himself; but whatsoever he shall hear, that shall he speak: and he will shew you things to come.

You just nailed the point with the emboldened.
Because God is that confused to tell us to use our tithe money, I mean tithe, to buy alcohol in Deut 14 vs 24-26. Which means dinking alcohol is not a sin.

ednut1:
People eat gorillas too. Nonsense people

That's a baboon.

Dshocker:
This is a baboon...

Are sheep, goats and cows not mammals? Do you really know what a mammal is?

So you mean Lagosians consume these, but not the other 35 states and Abuja? You bettet travel often and expand your findings, you kifin rijiya (catfish in a well).

Factcheck0001:
that still doesn't make u a better person

U might have a flaw that will even ruin u eventually

Life has no manual n no best way to approach it

You mentioned flaw, like say the post is about being flawless. Them say to be a better person o, simple English you cannot understood? Not to be perfect or flawless, just a better person next year. Chai!

Factcheck0001:
oga life has no manual

Someone can still do all these n b successful than d one who don't do it

With what I have seen in life, life doesn't have a way to approach it best

Oga, listen to yourself, the op was not talking about being succesful, rather being a better person or a better version of yourself in the New Year.

tobore4u:
betting

Following oloshos for the men and doing hook up for the ladies.

CamelCase:
It's a Programming thing.. a naming convention.

Why not Cameltoe?

When one of the Big Brother Africa winner, Kevin Chuwang, from Jos was organisinng ahows in Abuja and other places, he used a slogan JOS BREED, it resonates with me also from Jos.

1. How can one put a pot on a gas? Gas o?
Abi na gas cylinder or gas stove/cooker?
2. How can you say there is no disadvantage in using 5his method? People who work 9 to 5 or live on a fast lane cannot cook laidis. It take tume abeg.

Him for iron the clothes naw.