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Crime / Re: Father, Son, One Other Die Inside Well In Benue by Josbreed: 8:52am On Mar 03
Na limited amount of oxygen in the well cause am. Nothing diabolical.

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Health / Re: What Helps You Sleep At Night? by Josbreed: 11:13am On Mar 01
Shayo and only shayo. Once I get tipsy, I zooooooooom to dreamland effortlessly.
Music/Radio / Re: This Is Why I Am Changing The Kind Of Music I Listen To by Josbreed: 7:11pm On Feb 29
Rap music is bae. The problem nowadays is trap music or whatever they call it, very nonsensical.
Romance / Re: Why I Date Hausa Fulani Ladies by Josbreed: 12:49pm On Feb 28
You will marry Hausa fulani like 4 of them because your religion told you to. When you get tired of one of them you will give her saki uku (permanent divorce). And replace her with another hausa fullani girl as long as you dont marry more than 4 of them. You keep on giving them ssaki uku whenever you are tired of any of them just to keep on replacing them.. Thats why we have plenty bazawarai (divorcees) in the North which the governors organises 1,000 mass weddings for them at the same time. Wane irin rayuwa ne wannan?! Tirrrrrr!


Food / Re: The Jollof And Fried Rice With Moi-Moi I Bought ₦4100. by Josbreed: 8:30am On Feb 23
What do you mean by "miomio"?

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Travel / Re: Ileri Babalobi GWR: I Am Visiting 54 African Countries Without Using A Plane by Josbreed: 1:33pm On Feb 15
Dis one don chop belle full.
Politics / Re: Igbos With Brain Should Come And Rescue This Country by Josbreed: 12:51pm On Feb 11
Let them first rescue the south east

Exactly, the same way Booharry rescued the North before he was elected right?

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Romance / Re: Please Mature Minds Should Help Me Out With This by Josbreed: 6:13am On Feb 10
I started dating this lady
Where is the story? Me I cant see any story here o. Kindly repost the story.
Romance / Re: What Will You Do In This Situation (pics) by Josbreed: 6:11am On Feb 10
As long as I can see the snail coming for me as slowly as it should be naturally, I am good. I will collect the money.
Romance / Re: Reasons Hauza Fulani Girls Don't Do Premarital Sex by Josbreed: 6:34pm On Feb 06
haba oga , ka fadi gaskiya mana!
Je ka zauna, mu zamu cigaba da harkan mu.
Romance / Re: Why Is The Harmattan Season Different This Time Around by Josbreed: 12:37pm On Feb 03
We in Jos are experiencing less than 20°C uptil now.
Romance / Re: Reasons Hauza Fulani Girls Don't Do Premarital Sex by Josbreed: 12:25pm On Feb 03
One major reason is because they know that they could easily b caught and besides its a thing of shame for her husband to discover on the wedding night that she isn't a chaste as expected. Its also important to remember that Hausa Fulani girls are very religious and not wayward, intact most of the girls are even more religious than the boys. They are also under less economic pressure ,so they have no reason to go out in search for money
Wallahi, kai jahili ne. Kasan 'yanda muke chin su a Kano da Gombe kwa? Inna gani kamar baka gamar wayewa ba. Na nan a Jos ma suna bamu abun kamar pure water. Kai, kayi shuru kawai in bka san komai ba.

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Crime / Re: Blasphemy: Residents Burn Neighbour’s House, Car In Katsina Over Facebook Post by Josbreed: 9:20am On Feb 01
As a Christian, stop doing evangelism in the core north else you will just die for nothing undecided

Just like how you Christians don’t want to hear anything about their Allah, these abokis also don’t want to hear anything about your Jesus and even ready to lynch anyone that preach Jesus to them undecided

Till today we haven’t gotten justice for Deborah and the perpetrators are walking freely as if nothing ever happened sad
Did you read that he is an indigene of Katsina? So he should leave his birthright and land and come to Lagos abi? You said Christians should stop preaching in the core North, did Jesus ever promise you that preaching to non-Christians will be easy?

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is On Her 8th Abortion. I Feel Bad About It. by Josbreed: 1:55pm On Jan 26
Family planning. Shikenan.
Politics / Re: Vatican directs Middlebeltans To Arm Themselves,solicits For Weapons by Josbreed: 1:27pm On Jan 26
Nigeria has officially become a failed state

The United States - a country where everything works but everyday people bear arms - is still struggling to overcome the challenge of gun control.

Imagine what would happen in Nigeria if everyday people start bearing arms in the face of massive youth unemployment, despondency and hyperinflation.

I suppose you want enjoy the Christians to be continually killed while you sip your zobo abi. You don't want the Christians to defend demselves abi? Wicked and biased soul kawai.
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Finally Meets His Oyibo Lover After 3 Years Of Online Dating by Josbreed: 11:50am On Jan 21
Na albino she be.
Politics / Re: Quality Of Drianages Being Constructed In Aba (Pictures) by Josbreed: 11:34am On Jan 21

But higher than the road being constructed.the road might turn gutter later

Now, I know you don't have a brain in that skull of yours for doubting JB. NA relaxer full your brain. I get your time.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Iranian Colonel Hossein Ali Javadanfar Killed By Armed Men In Saravan, Iran by Josbreed: 8:19pm On Jan 17
Who and who dey fight like dis... Ino understand... Russia dem bomb Ukraine, isreal dey bomb Gaza, Iran dey fight Pakistan.... Make una chill oh... Make I enjoy life small
You forgot to mention China against Taiwan, Germany about to strike Russia and North Korea intending to strike the South. WW3 in the offing.


Romance / Re: Newly-wed Couple Spotted Eating At A Fast Food After Their Wedding (pics/video) by Josbreed: 4:04pm On Jan 14
Maybe caterer no remain food for them

Me thinks dey came to eat immediately after the wedding in the church, before reception go start.
Politics / Re: NBC orders radio, TV stations to stop reporting ‘details’ of herdsmen attacks by Josbreed: 8:25pm On Jan 05
No problem na, we go kee the herdsmen, bury them in the bush without any report about it. Thank you NBC for encouraging us.
Nairaland / General / Re: 2024 Is The Year Of Nairaland's Resurgence by Josbreed: 9:27pm On Jan 01
Seun we should be able to link our social media to our account. And use a phone number for verification so if the system blocks your account it also blocks the phone number attached.

Give us the ability to block and dislike a moniker

...and the ability to use slippers and alap a monicker.
I don't want peace, ai want vawulens.
Nairaland / General / Re: In Nigeria, 5 Habits That Can Make You Go Broke by Josbreed: 9:10pm On Jan 01
Valid points
Lastly, you forgot to had Naija broke hungry girls grin

Had ke?


Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Need A Person That Can Ran Errand Every Now And Then In Abuja. by Josbreed: 7:34pm On Dec 31, 2023
Are you sure you don't need a person that will "runned" errands for you instead of to "ran"?
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Josbreed: 3:47pm On Dec 30, 2023
🎥 Reacher S01-2 (2022 - 23) = 7/10 ✔️ ❤️

Where can I download S2?
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Josbreed: 3:45pm On Dec 30, 2023
Where can I download S2?
Celebrities / Re: “Go And Fight Anthony Joshua, I Can’t Release The Belt” – Portable by Josbreed: 2:51pm On Dec 30, 2023
Those two will never enter ring.

They have money 🤑

Which kain money dem get? Dem get money reach Zuckerberg and Musk? Abi you no hear say Zuckerberg and Musk been wan fight for ring before Musk come chicken out?

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Food / Re: See Variety Of Nigerian Soups. (pictures) by Josbreed: 7:41pm On Dec 28, 2023
Which one be miyan tuashe again...?

Don't think I am familiar with that one. Does it have another name and what part of the country is it peculiar to. And what is the preparation like?

I like all of the soups. I be swallow person normally.

By the way that banga soup replace the catfish with Bush meat, dried meat/fish. I no be really fan of catfish.

Like Oliver Twist I want them all right now.

I don miss all of them o!

Does Afang or Banga soup have any other name?
Car Talk / Re: Opinions Needed: My Mechanic Said I Should Use Only Water First In New Radiator. by Josbreed: 3:11pm On Dec 28, 2023

you no fit buy brand new Lexus come dey ask stupid question here
Go school you no gree, now you no sabi read properly. Read the post again. The op said she bought a brand new radiator, not Lexus.

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Food / Re: Can You Guess The Age Of This Big Cat Fish? by Josbreed: 4:41pm On Dec 22, 2023
It's heltro.

The age is what I don't know.
What is heltro? It is Heterobranchus.

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Romance / Re: My Virgin Wife And DNA Saga by Josbreed: 1:15pm On Dec 21, 2023
I got married to her a virgin and we never intend having babies early because I intend putting her in school, to cut the long story short she became pregnant and I was very sure about the natural methods I used, there were also many circumstances that made me think the baby may not be mine, the baby is few months old and I took her to do a secret DNA test while the mother went to school for some registrations, the diagnostic centre said without the mothers consent it cannot be done..
Pls advice..

This story is not complete.
Romance / Re: See The Reason Why I Stop Drinking Malta Guinness by Josbreed: 12:27pm On Dec 18, 2023
How true is this tho

You are asking how true is this, the picture of the two different cans is that not enough for you as proof?


Foreign Affairs / Re: Turkish MP Hasan Bitmez Is Dead by Josbreed: 9:04am On Dec 15, 2023
Coronavirus is silent on this one.

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