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So you mean Lagosians consume these, but not the other 35 states and Abuja? You bettet travel often and expand your findings, you kifin rijiya (catfish in a well).

Factcheck0001:
that still doesn't make u a better person

U might have a flaw that will even ruin u eventually

Life has no manual n no best way to approach it

You mentioned flaw, like say the post is about being flawless. Them say to be a better person o, simple English you cannot understood? Not to be perfect or flawless, just a better person next year. Chai!

Factcheck0001:
oga life has no manual

Someone can still do all these n b successful than d one who don't do it

With what I have seen in life, life doesn't have a way to approach it best

Oga, listen to yourself, the op was not talking about being succesful, rather being a better person or a better version of yourself in the New Year.

tobore4u:
betting

Following oloshos for the men and doing hook up for the ladies.

CamelCase:
It's a Programming thing.. a naming convention.

Why not Cameltoe?

When one of the Big Brother Africa winner, Kevin Chuwang, from Jos was organisinng ahows in Abuja and other places, he used a slogan JOS BREED, it resonates with me also from Jos.

1. How can one put a pot on a gas? Gas o?
Abi na gas cylinder or gas stove/cooker?
2. How can you say there is no disadvantage in using 5his method? People who work 9 to 5 or live on a fast lane cannot cook laidis. It take tume abeg.

Him for iron the clothes naw.

Looks like it happened in Jos.

Why are Nigerians always in the habit of pessing the necks of sad Africans. This is utterly unacceptable and wicked.

Herkim:
Still available

Wait o, uptil now you never sell this car? Wish you luck with that price.

educatedfool:
North get economy ?

Kifin rijiya (catfish living in a well), thats what you are. Help yourself buy leaving the well and travel to other waters. It will help you alot.

I beg you in the name of God, send me her nummber and location. I will give you the best advice you would need after that. I am waiting...

This Jamgbadi guy resemble Burna boy, unna sure say dem no relate?

helinues:
You are a disgrace to Yoruba's for disrespecting others . Forgot the cultured part?

Shame on you Seyi

Modified: How the Igbo's take enter this conversation is what I am yet to understand. What's all this unnecessary mentioning for bayi

So na thiss post sying you pass? When them post about Islamic leaders suspending all female nursing/midwifery students in Afghanistan, you go hide your face because of shame wey eeslam dey give you. Why you no comment for there? Banzan tara, moonafuki mara qwunya.

Magnoliaa:
I marvel at the level of your comprehension on topics.


Or does misogyny really rots brain like this?


Did you read the post at all?

"Man with the balls of steel" but he was complaining about about the girl not ordering food for him?

"Hungry Nigerian bannies must be taught lessons" but she literally was eating the food she paid for with her own money? And then paid for her transportation and dress before going for the date.


What's the correlation of your comment to the narration above??

Wow! Simple sarcasm you failed to understand. Damn!

masterflowx:
Airlift not ship
OP borrow yourself sense.

English is weird, goods brought in by ship is called CARgo, while those on car is called SHIPment.

That 3 and 9 na tje bet for Jos weather.

michlins:
States rich in agriculture will suffer from this. Here's how it will affect them negatively, there's currently no taxes on agricultural products as government intends to boost food supply. So such states will be giving away the only thing they can boast of freely while others will be able to tax their own.


At the end,I pray Nigeria wins because right now, it's as if if we block one part, more areas open up

I thought only [b]imported agricultural goods [/b]will be tax free. Kindly lecture me.

Blackmoran:
Goat head!!! How do you guys eat this.... Chicken head self, I avoid it.... I can still manage fish head...

Is there poison or hatmful chemicals or disgusting taste in the goat head that make you to avoid it? If not, why tha hell are you worried about why others it goat head? Allow people to breathe pls.

richiemcgold:
🤥🤥🤥 E be like say the suya was roasted directly on firewood.

.. abi na my eyes dey deceive me ni?

You remember how Michel Jackson leaned half way to the ground defying gravity? Thats how the suya sticks are maade to stand over fire, not directly place on the firewood. Capisce?

Mike Bamiloye is one of the very few men of God I can vouch for anytime, anyday.

A Joss guy will not have problem woking there, temperatures in Jos could be as low as 2-5°C during harmattan, we are used to it.

nairalee:
I want you to first realize that Weight gain is caused majorly by genetics before meal consumption. No matter how many food Buhari chop for this life e no fit fat.

You are right, 2Face or Wizkid for don fat pass Don Baba J.

The last time I saw groundnut oil was more yhan 6 years ago, but 1 litre of vegetable oil is about N1,800 to N2,000 in Jos.

happney65:
You don't mean it?
Please tell me more

No details yet.

happney65:
Cool Business. But the major demerits is African swine fever. I still don't know how and when science will be able to find a vaccine or something for it. Or could it be because it's an African Disease so they are not bothered or something

Coincidentally, about 3 hours ago, I got information that Vietnam has produced ASF vaccine, though I didnt get all the details.

LocalFARMERS:
Pig farming is a lucrative investment. You can make millions from selling Pigs. People [b]eat Poke [/b]meat in every part of this Country. That made [b]Poke meat [/b]one of the most soughted type of Meat in Nigeria.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnstTFIEwvE

The meat from pig is called PORK. Not poke meat. Not even PORK MEAT, just PORK.
Na so the other time you neen dey call LETTUCE say na Letos. Good job sha. God bless yoour hand work.

Plagiarism!

Ever8090:
Anything North opposes does not go trough in this country, d kind power wey illiterate Aboki get for this country dey wonder me .....

If they are illiterates, how come their weild on power chokes you? How come you find dem plenty in CBN, FIRS, NPA, Customs, Military, NNPC, ITF, NDA and so many others? Hqve you ever tried to reason it?

NobleStag007:
Hadith

حَدَّثَنَا أَبُو بَكْرِ بْنُ أَبِي شَيْبَةَ، وَمُحَمَّدُ بْنُ عَبْدِ اللَّهِ بْنِ نُمَيْرٍ، وَزُهَيْرُ بْنُ حَرْبٍ، وَابْنُ،
أَبِي عُمَرَ - وَاللَّفْظُ لاِبْنِ نُمَيْرٍ - قَالُوا حَدَّثَنَا سُفْيَانُ، عَنِ الزُّهْرِيِّ، عَنْ أَبِي بَكْرِ بْنِ عُبَيْدِ،
اللَّهِ بْنِ عَبْدِ اللَّهِ بْنِ عُمَرَ عَنْ جَدِّهِ ابْنِ عُمَرَ، أَنَّ رَسُولَ اللَّهِ صلى الله عليه وسلم قَالَ ‏"‏
إِذَا أَكَلَ أَحَدُكُمْ فَلْيَأْكُلْ بِيَمِينِهِ وَإِذَا شَرِبَ فَلْيَشْرَبْ بِيَمِينِهِ فَإِنَّ الشَّيْطَانَ يَأْكُلُ بِشِمَالِهِ وَيَشْرَبُ
بِشِمَالِهِ ‏"‏ ‏.‏

Ibn 'Umar reported Allah's Messenger (ﷺ) as saying:
When any one of you intends to eat (meal), he should eat with his right hand. and when he (intends) to drink he should drink with his right hand, for the Satan eats with his left hand and drinks with his left hand.

Sahih

Sahih Muslim, 2020 a
In-Book Reference: Book 36, Hadith 139
USC-MSA web (English) reference: Book 23, Hadith 5008 (deprecated numbering scheme)

So Satan eats food? That means Saatan goes to shyt in hell, and also urinates. Wait fess, you mean Satqn goes to the farm too like us. And he goes to the mmaket to buy food also. What kind of water doees Satan drink? River, spring, bottled or pure water? So satan can piss too like humans? Wow!

Verydarkhearted:
This guy is really cheap.. even portable can’t go this low..

So you preferred he remained on the high horse, never to mingle? No wonder you are more popular and successful than Davido.