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Literature / WHO'S GOT THE JUICE? By JJmotivates by joscotea(m): 7:11pm On Sep 28, 2017
You’re welcome, please have a sit.
My chef would let you know what’s available.
I’ll be back soon.
Mind you, he’s a chef with the mouth.

[img]https://jjmotivates.files./2017/08/toonvectors43728460.jpg[/img]

Good day, I hope you’re having a nice time.

I would be getting you the menu list, but before then, I'd like to make you a treat with a short story of a friend of mine.

Bernard Cole, that’s his name. He was a bright young man, with love for the communication world. He wanted to become a writer but didn’t know if he would be able to put up. Will he not get exhausted on what to write later?

Then he thought, “How would I be able to write more?” Like a programmed response he answered himself “by taking in more, you can give out more”. There, he took a decision and read books which were ingredients to his own articles and books.

“What you take in is an ingredient to what you give out”

Come on in; let me take you to my kitchen, you’ll love it there.
I’ve also got some expatiation and illustration to give

[img]https://jjmotivates.files./2017/08/images1.jpg[/img]

Hmmm, ingredients; these are food components that are constituted to produce compound foods which are eventually eaten.

Imagine cooking a stew, you know you ought to have pepper, palm oil, onion, salt, chicken or fish sauce and so on as you wish for your stew outcome.

Take a look at these malt drinks in my refrigerator; Malta Guinness, Maltina, Malta gold, Amstel malta. The production of these started with ingredients.

“In the absence of ingredients, you have nothing to produce”

The ingredients used in these products might be the same or not and might have varying production process, thus rendering varying tastes.

You might say, “Hey! I love the taste of Maltina to Amstel malta or vice versa”. Everyone would have different opinions depending on their tastes.

This is same with human ideas. Everything you read, see, learn or experience are ingredients. This human body is a machine; yes a factory machine, production machine, computer, whatever processing machine you know you may call it.

What you read or see triggers another ingredient stock up in your kitchen shelf (memory), sets it on a hotplate, cooks it and gives out the product as an idea.

“The brain processes these ingredients and gives out products in form of ideas”

Varying ingredients gives varying ideas.

You can’t study a dictionary and expect to draw a minion, or listen to Davido and have perfected your driving skill.

“Can a fig tree my brethren bear olives, or a grapevine bear figs?”

The way you process these ingredients also determines what idea comes out of it.

It has been said that “the poorest person on earth is not he without money but he without an idea”.

I guess if there’s still anyone of such. It’s time to get the right resources needed, read the right books, harness and grow your skills, move with like minds to increase your capacity.

Talking more on personal growth is being smarter than the smart.

Please, I hope I’ve not kept you salivating?

[img]https://jjmotivates.files./2017/08/toonvectors37604940.jpg?w=663[/img]

Here’s the menu list, kindly select what you’d like to eat. I’ll have to get to the market to purchase the ingredients.

Thanks for your patience.

THOUGHT FOR A LIFETIME: YOU CAN’T GIVE WHAT YOU DON’T HAVE

-JJmotivates
Literature / Re: Guest Writers Wanted! by joscotea(m): 12:06pm On Sep 28, 2017
I've sent you a pm
Religion / Re: How To Avoid Sleeping In Church - Theabstracthoughts.com by joscotea(m): 1:10pm On Sep 27, 2017
MrTeymee:
Joscotea

I've lost the details to my yahoo mail

You can contact me

Thanks!

Alright, gotten.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For The 2017 Procter And Gamble Fresh Graduate Internship Recruitment by joscotea(m): 7:46pm On Sep 12, 2017
Chinosam26:
I am equally confused about their recruitment process.
After the test in person we had at Ikeja, no one has heard anything...not even a regret mail to signify that one did not make it or otherwise.

What kind of test was given at the company?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: (P&G) 2017 Fresh Graduate Internship Applicants Discussion Thread by joscotea(m): 6:59pm On Sep 12, 2017
ebodee4:
I wrote the the assessment test at p and g office at ikeja. on the 24 of august 2017. please has anyone been called yet for one on one interview? ??

Is this after the online assessment?

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Fashion / Re: Is Joining Nigeria Tailor Association Compulsory by joscotea(m): 5:17pm On Sep 11, 2017
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Anheuser-Busch InBev Global Management Trainee (GMT) Program by joscotea(m): 3:34pm On Aug 27, 2017
Michaelamo:


Did you get a follow up email after submitting your completed Profile page? people taking their business games on the 30th are receiving follow up mail, let's here from the 29th guys.

cc : @drered @obioraval @bioduneberry @joscotea @deelizabeth93 @greatdave @onlywoman92 @postulates @harry715

Yes. Got another mail with the business game details.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Anheuser-Busch InBev Global Management Trainee (GMT) Program by joscotea(m): 6:01pm On Aug 23, 2017
drered:


OK. I'm guessing they suggested that since you're were having issues with uploading via mobile data. I did upload just fine with mobile data although I experienced some technical glitches initially.

Same here. Uploaded with mobile data, took about 30 minutes.
All the best to everyone.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Anheuser-Busch InBev Global Management Trainee (GMT) Program by joscotea(m): 10:17pm On Aug 22, 2017
scarplanet:


Thanks for your response. After doing this, the submit view button still would not respond. What do you think?

Try mailing the Montage Tech support.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Anheuser-Busch InBev Global Management Trainee (GMT) Program by joscotea(m): 9:25pm On Aug 20, 2017
ejifranks:
good advice.. To avoid stories that touch and be on the safe side that day.

Yes, thanks.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Anheuser-Busch InBev Global Management Trainee (GMT) Program by joscotea(m): 9:04pm On Aug 20, 2017
Michaelamo:



This your case eh grin, I advice you to take the on-demand video and submit before the full day business game.

cheesy I surprise too mehn. Sure, once I'm settled home tomorrow.

Eventually got that profile page mail from them. Filling it at the moment.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Anheuser-Busch InBev Global Management Trainee (GMT) Program by joscotea(m): 5:36pm On Aug 20, 2017
Michaelamo:



Exactly 17 days after I submitted my on-demand video.

Wow, I got both the on-demand and the invite today.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Anheuser-Busch InBev Global Management Trainee (GMT) Program by joscotea(m): 5:34pm On Aug 20, 2017
ewarh:


Guess am out, I submitted same time with you, but yet to get any mail
All the best guys.

That's since when?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Anheuser-Busch InBev Global Management Trainee (GMT) Program by joscotea(m): 5:33pm On Aug 20, 2017
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Anheuser-Busch InBev Global Management Trainee (GMT) Program by joscotea(m): 3:02pm On Aug 20, 2017
Michaelamo:



Lolz...God is the only explanation.

Lol. You got yours after the on-demand video?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Anheuser-Busch InBev Global Management Trainee (GMT) Program by joscotea(m): 2:50pm On Aug 20, 2017
Please o, I got the progress letter to attend the full day session and I haven't done the on-demand video yet. Also there's no attached profile page or PDF.

Any explanation to this would be welcomed, thanks.
NYSC / Re: Prospective NYSC 2016 Batch B II Corps Members by joscotea(m): 8:18pm On Dec 12, 2016
carexy:

ok I got ur pm but d problem is I can't really reply d msg have tried countless times to reply but it ain't going tru..
is there any way u can help me with dat .

Open your mail [gmail/ymail], you should see the message. You can reply there.

or better still send me a nairaland mail. I'ld reply it
NYSC / Re: Prospective NYSC 2016 Batch B II Corps Members by joscotea(m): 4:30pm On Dec 12, 2016
carexy:

wow dats very correct HBC....Awwww!!! It a pity i can't really no who u are course I ain't seeing ur dp Nd I no dat name ain't ur real name..
anyway it's good to met some one u no way back from high school.
good morning to u.

Hehe, true that. Same here.
I only took nairaland as a platform to gather infos, that's why i didn't bother creating a full profile. I'll send you an email here.

btw my name's Joseph.
NYSC / Re: Thread For A Blog Contributors by joscotea(m): 3:40pm On Dec 12, 2016
you might want to work on your text colours. It's just everywhere. And the red isn't reader friendly.

Good luck on your blog
NYSC / Re: Prospective NYSC 2016 Batch B II Corps Members by joscotea(m): 12:05am On Dec 12, 2016
Fabulocity:
That's an obsolete pick up line tonguegrin

lmao, but why na.
Actually I do know carexy, #hbc same set.

but I'm engulfed in lowkeyness.

Lemme not leave rudely. Warm regards carexy
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by joscotea(m): 12:46pm On Nov 21, 2016
AFTER NYSC, NOW WHAT?

With final exams just 2 days off, I ventured to know what many of my final year mates had in mind to initiate after school.

Some were of the motion of going into the street ‘you know, man gatz make money’, some had their mind on masters degree ‘guy, na to position myself well to get better job o’ and a set have their life drafted out by their parent. Instigated in most views is the life ahead as a corp member.

“The end of something serves only as the beginning of another”


It is a traditional occurrence for every graduate of Nigerian institution to render a service to the nation under the blanket of National Youth Service Corps, with the individual popularly called ‘Corper’.

It has been a hiding place for most Nigerians, who know the pressing situation of work space availability for the large masses being released yearly out of our institutions.

This has put in most minds a year of partial haven, an ideology that all is fine, life is ok, but a lingering touch of what comes afterwards persist. How about after NYSC, what next? Now what?

Looking back at my teen years, I could recall several graduates I see roaming the streets of Lagos, finding every pin and penny to get hold of. Most live from hand to mouth, without a view of getting better.

They struggle day by day, learning all forms of trade that could fetch out money. Today, there’s hardly much difference seen in many Nigerian youth graduates other than desperation.

Online scamming, armed robbery, rituals and all sorts has engulfed the heart of desperate Nigerians. These desperados moved gradually from their state of haven to the frustration of lack of suitable jobs to fit their spending lifestyle.

“The high rate of desperation expulsion is creating an institution of crowded frustration without solution”


They never had a plan, and had rumbled into a life that waited for the prepared, those with open mind, those who envisioned and those who have what to do next.

Yes, it is stale news, that there are not enough jobs to accommodate the large mass but there is more mess in the nation to start with; the transport, power, sports, safety, fuel, and the economy in general.

Nigerians would agree with them because they are faults. Case studies upon case studies, reviews upon reviews and several reports would be gathered just to stake claim of their knowledge about the countries problems.

But that’s not where I’m coming from; a problem is a matter or situation regarded as unwelcome or harmful and needing to be dealt with and overcome.

“The main purpose of siting a problem is to provide a solution”


Why take a large crunch of biting into a hole of the nation’s misfortune than filling it up? Why haven’t you gotten case studies and procedures on how to initiate solutions?

There’s a saying that ‘bridging a gap or solving a problem sets you on track to getting your pays’. But most focus on the pay rather than solutions, killing great ideas within them.

These solutions can start from little observations and drawn wide (think big, start small).

The likes of Jobberman, Nairaland, Flying doctors, BellaNaija, Easy Taxi Nigeria, Speedmeal mobile kitchen, Hotels.ng and Gamesole, all started by Nigerians, saw distinguished problems and provided adequate solutions.

“With much problem comes much opportunity”


From socialization, air emergency medical service, transportation, to food, easy hotel booking and games. This tells that there isn’t a limit to what section you can apply your knowledge.

Now back to our corpers, what next after service? Continue to wallow in complaints? Get carried away in the moment or be afraid of post NYSC? Nope! Let’s restructure our philosophy.

“Eyes that look are common but eyes that see are rare”


Live open minded, don’t just look at problems but see solutions. Be a solution to a person, a community, the country or the world.

THOUGHT FOR A LIFETIME:
WITH MUCH PROBLEM COMES MUCH OPPORTUNITY


Author: Jacob Joseph

https://jjmotivates./2016/11/18/after-nysc-now-what/

NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by joscotea(m): 9:38am On Nov 18, 2016
After NYSC, now what?
With final exams just 2 days off, I ventured to know ‘what do many of my final year mates have in mind to initiate after school’. Some were of the motion of going into the street ‘you know, man gatz make money’, some had their mind on masters degree ‘guy, na to position myself well…
https://jjmotivates./2016/11/18/after-nysc-now-what/

NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by joscotea(m): 9:33am On Nov 18, 2016
After NYSC, now what?
With final exams just 2 days off, I ventured to know ‘what do many of my final year mates have in mind to initiate after school’. Some were of the motion of going into the street ‘you know, man gatz make money’, some had their mind on masters degree ‘guy, na to position myself well…
https://jjmotivates./2016/11/18/after-nysc-now-what/

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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by joscotea(m): 5:23pm On Nov 12, 2016
Sighs! Finally decided to fill this


THE QUESTIONNAIRE
1. Describe your true personality in real life.
Reserved

2. Did you have expectations before Joining GL? If YES, what were they?
Yea, just infos
3. Blessing/Curse, what has GL been to you? How?

4. Mention at least 3 GL personalities you would love to meet in real life.
Justifiedcoyy, Dream2, y0rmee, Rebekkah (first few peeps i noticed on this forum)
4. Which state would you prefer to serve?
Ogun
5. Why the state?
Got unfinished business
6. Ghost or active? Which one have you been on GL so far?
Are you familiar with this moniker? That answers it
7. If you have access to the NYSC database, who would you like to post? Where will you post the person and why?

8. What would you want to achieve during your service year?

GRACELAND AWARDS
NOTE: Voting starts now, and ends by 6:00pm Sunday, 13th November 2016.
Please write the moniker right after the award category
Best Friend:
Most Handsome:
Most beautiful: Cashmyles
Most gentle (male): Dream2
Most gentle (female):
Most Intelligent(male): yormee,
shows in his humour

Most Intelligent(female):
where's that lady that knows bible verses for everything?

Most funny: justifiedcoyy

Most inspiring:
Most annoying (male)
Most annoying (female)
Your crush
Your love
Most daring personality: justifiedcoyy

Ever online (male)
Ever online (female)
Mr GL (male who attends to complaints most): justifiedcoyy

Mrs GL (lady who attends to complaints most)
Just quote and edit. I think this will save some stress.

Most hardworking: Chumaster, that his attendance list ehn
So no award for Ghosts?
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by joscotea(m): 6:20pm On Sep 17, 2016
Joscotea

Caleb University

Microbiology

Grad 2016

Ogun, Abuja, Rivers and ...

Greetings to all. I've being following for a long time, so I guess I'm up to date. Good work by everyone
Technology Market / Re: new by joscotea(m): 10:17pm On Dec 09, 2013
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Education / Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2013/2014 Admission Session by joscotea(m): 1:19pm On Dec 03, 2013
meracool:
I have No idea if there will be another list.. are you a DE.. Candidate....??
Yea! Agric extension, PUTME- 52
Education / Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2013/2014 Admission Session by joscotea(m): 12:25pm On Dec 03, 2013
meracool:

The List Include
1. COC candidates
2. DE Candidates
3. Remaining ex-PDite

Have I answered you......??
Yea tnx bro, buh do u av any idea if derz go'n be anoda list comprising of DE cand.
Education / Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2013/2014 Admission Session by joscotea(m): 12:10pm On Dec 03, 2013
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joscotea: Abeg o! Shey na only COC or DE sef join dis celebratn S DE list out or yet to be. Abi anoda list dey komot again
Education / Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2013/2014 Admission Session by joscotea(m): 11:04am On Dec 03, 2013
Abeg o! Shey na only COC or DE sef join dis celebratn S DE list out or yet to be. Abi anoda list dey komot again
Education / Re: Unilorin 2013/2014 Direct Entry Candidates by joscotea(m): 12:17pm On Nov 15, 2013
Mismak: sinmi, unilorin iyaf started again oo......


joey nd phil....abeg com share ur testimony oo....
*my own na d same story*
Madam mismak no ✉ o. Check portal too, same ish.
Education / Re: Unilorin 2013/2014 Direct Entry Candidates by joscotea(m): 12:17pm On Nov 02, 2013
Khay_tunechi:

mismak.. phil.. hoodboi.. ona plenty.. Thanks y'all.. *mismak* i no hear enqlish la, how i wan take crack wall..
grin, naso o. Congoratulason ma brova.
Speak any language wey u sabi and make sure say e fit destroy lead iron. VC sef go respect

I stil dey greet all of unu.
I loyal #notLoyalMilk o

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