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AutosRe: Mazda Tribute 2002 @ 800k by Joseph06: 2:11pm On Apr 16, 2012
this baby is still avaliable[img]http://www.dubaa.info/iPad.gif[/img]
SportsRe: Nigerian Hockey Players by Joseph06: 2:06pm On Apr 16, 2012
I guess it also makes him the first captain with Nigerian roots though.
(Report Post) (Quote Post) Like[img]http://www.dubaa.info/iPad.gif[/img]
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Management Trainees Wanted At Reckitt Benckiser by Joseph06: 2:01pm On Apr 16, 2012
marketing? oh boy my shoe don wear finish[img]http://www.dubaa.info/iPad.gif[/img]
ProgrammingRe: What Changes Were Used To Speed Up NL? by Joseph06: 1:58pm On Apr 16, 2012
I don‘t really understand grammar easily in mathematics and programming class, if anyone will show me example of a dirty coding and example of the corresponding clean code.[img]http://www.dubaa.info/iPad.gif[/img]
TV/MoviesRe: Your Favorite TV Sitcom (comedy Series). by Joseph06: 12:02pm On Apr 14, 2012
I love,psych,30rock,will&grace,and boondocks[img]http://www.dubaa.info/g.gif[/img]
Jokes EtcDo You Think It's The Light That's Attracting Them? by Joseph06(op): 11:57am On Apr 14, 2012
Mike and his pregnant wife live on a farm in a rural area in the west of England. No running water, no electricity, etc. One night, Mikes' wife is begins to deliver the baby. The local doctor is there in attendance. "What d'ya want me to do, Doctor?
" "Hold the lantern, Mike. Here it comes!" the doctor delivers the child and holds it up for the proud father to see.

  "Mike, you're the proud father of a fine strapping boy." "Saints be praised, I..." Before Mike can finish the Doctor interrupts, "Wait a minute. Hold the lantern, Mike." Soon the doctor delivers the next child. "You've a full set now, Mike. A beautiful baby daughter."

  "Thanks be to..."

  Again the Doctor cuts in, "Hold the lantern, Mike, Hold the lantern!" Soon the Doctor delivers a third child. The doctor

  holds up the baby for Mike's inspection.

  "Doctor," asks Mike, "Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?"[img]http://www.dubaa.info/g.gif[/img]
Jokes EtcI Wasn't Asleep by Joseph06(op): 11:55am On Apr 14, 2012
When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"

   "I wasn't asleep," the man answered.

   "Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."[img]http://www.dubaa.info/g.gif[/img]

   "I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."
Jokes EtcRe: Little Boy: Dad How Was I Born? by Joseph06: 11:54am On Apr 14, 2012
When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"

   "I wasn't asleep," the man answered.

   "Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."

   "I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."[img]http://www.dubaa.info/g.gif[/img]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Wolves Vs Arsenal (0 - 3) On 11th April 2012 by Joseph06: 11:52am On Apr 14, 2012
You don't know what is up?Put your ears down.[img]http://www.dubaa.info/g.gif[/img]
PoliticsRe: Second River Niger Bridge And A Sea Port At Onitsha: Shall We Celebrate? by Joseph06: 11:51am On Apr 14, 2012
WorldBank, Biafra and Oduduwa? Please o stop embarrassing us.[img]http://www.dubaa.info/g.gif[/img]
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Custom Recruitment by Joseph06: 7:03am On Apr 13, 2012
We that did the test since last year have not heard anything for the authority[img]http://www.dubaa.info/g.gif[/img]
CultureRe: Does Culture Define The Way Nigerian Men Act In Relationships To A Large Extent? by Joseph06: 7:03am On Apr 13, 2012
That's by the way. . .just needed to get that out[img]http://www.dubaa.info/g.gif[/img]
FoodRe: Rice Importation by Joseph06: 7:02am On Apr 13, 2012
I will appreciate links & contacts of the rice & shipping companies.[img]http://www.dubaa.info/g.gif[/img]
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: I Need After Effect Template And A Person That Can Do Good Voice Over For Promo by Joseph06: 7:01am On Apr 13, 2012
drop your number[img]http://www.dubaa.info/g.gif[/img]
ComputersRe: Pls Hw Much Is HP Pavillion New One by Joseph06: 7:00am On Apr 13, 2012
. I don't know how much it will be in lag, but I know it will be cheaper[img]http://www.dubaa.info/g.gif[/img]
ProgrammingRe: Is 5 Months Enough To Learn Java? by Joseph06: 6:58am On Apr 13, 2012
Even at that, u cant become an advanced programmer within 5 months, especially if u are new to programming.[img]http://www.dubaa.info/g.gif[/img]
Car TalkRe: Ford Ranger 2012 Vs Gurara Falls by Joseph06: 6:53am On Apr 13, 2012
I wish you good luck.[img]http://www.dubaa.info/g.gif[/img]

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