₦airaland Forum

chika98:
Nland is so boring these days.

and why are u telling us here and now?

gabrwyl , wld u rather she's an ugly assfcuk and noone wants 2 Bleep her then she'll be a virgin 4 lyf unless ofcourse she's vibrated, money/job aint all and all marriage matters fcukin matters too

Oga Sarge:
on the other hand, sleeping with a HIV positive woman everyday, OMO, will definately ensure you're not around for much longer, there u go, a word is enough for the wise
2 words enough for a sharp bad guy, !!

by everyday u mean one day right? atleast oneday without rubber

in dat case its toilet paper i meant

the day i'll never forget is the day i ran mad on the streets dr sed i had acure malaria or is it cerebral malaria i was seeing things thot i wuz dreamin only 2 discover it was real haaaa embarassinnnn chei i don suffer 4 this world i con naked my self like mad persin dey run like wetin i no know. however i felt really energetic in this supposed dream, yu know how invincible u are in the dreamland and stuff, that is how i felt. gud thing i am still young,there's room to forget hurray

and in the case of water as supposed 2 tissue i can'ty help but 2 think u'll have 2 clean ur bum wit towel too?

ya in church, i wuz not really payin attention though but it certainly caught my ears nawa for new century infections oh shitty infection

tpia, if not 4 d fact u're typin str8 4rm hell i wld have sed go to hell

and i 4get yet again that sense is not common to d extent they had 2 announce no.1 in my church

mehn atleast she's not doomed, wat she doesnt have in brain she makes up 4 in beauty

impressive i must say, although 1 and 2 are not necessary its common sense dat shld apply

tpia pls dont start

and how was i predictable by sayin friends wuit benefits?

one wld expect u'll like 2 have a taste of dominion but its ok 2 want 2 be the olodo lost sheep in a relationship

When i was in school we once had a serious arguement over which is best between toilet paper and water. how it all started one guy totally condemned the use of tissue and we all laffed it of as a joke but 2 our dismay he was serious ahah we were now like abeg lets ask guys , aaah some oda guys 2 were like they don't use tissue at home its only when they are in school and stuff. that brings me 2 my question , which method is more hygienic?

its called friends wit benefits

u can't have the two atleast not on this thread. is not that hard 2 choose dumb chics are turn on 2 me oh

woworism is hardly correctable but the brainless have room 2 acquire skills and stuff

5'6

lucabrasi:
im 5"7 soo fine that i scare myself sometimes
changing my looks at the moment so sporting a goatee on low cut
slim
a typical aquarius
fun and down to earth
ill stop at that for now,

quit obsessing

diploma results can no longer be checked on their website so i heard though have u seen the list of cut-off econs is 53%

can u mary a brilliant uncle sege

nice laba

@ iice oti o!

coughin my spinal cord

i sed u're due 4 a slap , how d hell am i goin 2 slap u 4rm here

jassie:
@joseph

You beat women? thats so wack

no i dont beat women , did i insinuate dat? u're crappy as hell

does it matter, wat matters is ur slap deficiency

mykali:
hey guys, your search for nairalands most handsome guy is over. why, because he's typing this post. . . . .

omo boy u wowo die mehn saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

dis sean, wen last were u slapped or slugged? u're due 4 one

as the sayin goes 'no publicity is bad publicity' so even if they are spotted kissin britney-madonna/c.aguilera, notin no how, it would still favour them. so 4 popualrity sake seperate those 2

dont let ruby get 2 u, i'm sure she's typin wit her %@%^$

i think we shld rename nigeria to egokudiowo then our new dial code wld be 419