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Python dance, crocodile smile.. Who comes up with these names? And what's the significance? Anyone please..

LMAO!.! "You'll imagine the milk in your head"?? . I give up!.!

sikowitz17:
lol and that curry perfume soup na every 2 days..the tea na hot water with the thought of milk.. you’ll imagine the milk in your head so you can drink it ..but I hear they serve cadets well when they resume training sha.. but low key advice that I wan give men for here.. start working your bodies so that it can adapt to some level of stress now so that bp won’t skyrocket .. how I wish say bp na the first thing dem Dey check when screening start.. Get used to running Android moving briskly then check your bp after.. if you Dey inside AC since January and you wan to ground yansh for screening now, your bp go high no Be lie.

The one i use before na... I no get strength for plenty waka again...

NNAMDIII:
which village u go use next?

Where? NE?

sikowitz17:
So a lot of soldiers died yesterday and nobody is talking about it..

Lmao!.!

Ramirezsarki:
E get one yellow soup like that, wey them been dy give us with rice for that mess, Abeg who know watin b that?

Lol...Kai! RC's own ba, mess was a parade! Whether you like it or yes, you must cancel your name! Even if you no go chop, sha, enter mess and collect food... Kai!

sikowitz17:
Lol e Dey reach one time, Ssc cadets no Dey enter mess again.. na to buy food for outside mess Dey chop.. naso baba go Dey shout Lagossssssss... only 3 of you? Oyooooooo only 7.. WHERE ARE THE REST!!!!!

For me.. I feel nobody would have felt hungry even if they told the whole states not to eat...besides majority of the candidates enter mess and come out with their kanwi almost untouched.. Just carry your money and buy minerals and egg roll outside mess... Sleep was the major problem!.!

odimbannamdi:
wow! How una come take cope. I can imagine the hunger wey hammer una that period. E tire perso

Fun? Did you say fun? Lol.. Sir, There was nothing fun about that mess parade.. Infact at some point i nearly lost it for mess.. But the joy of 're-orging' that evening fried fish, kept me going!.!

odimbannamdi:
Aswearugad! You know the baba reach house... ...the baba dey tear slap with reckless abandon. But it was fun sha. According to Nnamdiii, all na smokes...

Oga sir! I'll keep hopes alive.. And I'm grateful to God for how it went... Above all, i went, i saw, i didn't conquer , but i learnt!.! By God's grace, i'll do better next time sir...

NNAMDIII:
Academy mother of all generals, admirals and air Marshalls,u indeed are the cradle of service with courage conviction and victory. Academy of indelible memories,dreams and vision academy, academy in u i realise my potentials and in u I'm what i am



Forever the academy, long live the academy, forever the Nigerian defence academy....




Artyman, e pain me as u no enter academy this year oo, academy sweet ok Allah kwa, u go just dey behave like cat and rat for there , clownship na disease, oboy! Help yourself and make shirt next year as per shining example, me I've made up my mind,my son must go academy, if him no gree i go beat am die, him must warm him pot

"Eat chicken and vomit vulture"
Kai!.! Insha Allaaah, This academy; we go reach there!.!

NNAMDIII:
For those of una wey don go screening, abeg make una no vex for the mess kanwi oo, na because say una be civilian na why the kanwi be like that. In my father's academy you'll eat quality kanwi, na serve yourself oo,big big Sami(chicken), conflakes, indomie,apple, orange, good good food oo, if you're smart you'll eat like 3 plates, you'll just be re orging like bastard. Oboy this armed forces get money oo, but me Sha I can never go to mess because in nda you'll eat Sami and vomit vulture, if u know u know

Offe!

ugo4u:
Anonymous calm down na!

Toh.. No wonder she's that tough!

odimbannamdi:
She is. Virtually everybody that coordinates or takes part in the screening exercise is a personnel

Lol!.! Heard she's a personnel.. Dunno how true.. Is she?

sikowitz17:
Lol na her base be that.. she shout for us 45, she still Dey shout for 46.. because she wan give person tea and bread.. with that her red t shirt.. She is always unnecessarily rude.. sometimes even physically assisting candidates

She no Dey respect anything oo.. she hit me foback one day because I carry bread when she never give me lol.. terrible woman

Dunno but i think T4s and T5s can proceed to lines with rifles..(for proper cleaning before drill).. I've seen pictures...

sikowitz17:
Everything academy gives you belongs to you.. weapons are checked out and back in everyday.. you can’t go to lines with it. All uniforms belong to you and you’ll sign for them when you collected it and that should be that..they collected the last of their kits and swords a couple of days before passing out I believe..

I'm suspecting 72 might have their prep wing in afaka sha.. Since POP has been done... And there's enough space to accommodate them... You people will not see anything. you'll only see the Fair harsh lady at the mess.. Lol.. Abi na only RC candidates she dey issue threat anytime them go mess? She dey respect SSC??

sikowitz17:
There’s a possibility that SSC candidates will get to see first hand the prep wing of RC cadets when we go for screening.. You’ll see them suffering while you await your own lmao

Alright... What if you run out of rounds? What next? Pray? And hope BH treats you nicely when they mamsa you?

MrSuama:
I would rather keep shooting at the enemy until a bullet finds it way to me but kill myself, I don't subscribe to that Hollywood importation.
Mutumina, just keep shooting kawai.

I arrived at almost the same conclusion in my head... Only God knows.. Thank you sire..

Dannyhonda:
It is suicide but we simply don't know what prompted it and also only God can answer that.
Second question isn't suicide, he is an hero but everything boils down to the fact only God knows.

I've been thinking...
Most religions condemn suicide and see it as a sin; punishable by ever-lasting torment.. Now if a soldier, in the heat of battle, shoots himself im the head? Is that suicide? Would the said soldier go to hell? If yes?.. Now what if, a soldier pulls the pin on a grenade and kills both himself and enemies surrounding him, is that also suicide??
I no know how to phrase the question. I just hope someone gets what I'm trying to ask..

Wow! I heard one gist like that some years ago that personnels normally "japa" whenever they go to the US bring ships.. Didn't believe till now i just read your post.. But why doesn't the Armed forces declare them wanted and fish them out?? Isn't deserting a mortal sin?

sikowitz17:
I get guy wey join as SSC.. the son of a general ma sef.. after 2 years baba get Canada visa run.. I also know an officer, my cousins course mate that the navy sent abroad to train for years while he was in academy.. went to Annapolis and didn’t come back again till date.. people Dey JP.. my cousin says he might Be leaving soon.. and that’s navy..

Sir.. The language used in the message was clear...i'm i missing something?? was it written in swahili?? It was written in English/pidgin/some academy slangs.. Which is understood by even 11year olds... Fine, if the person who complained, couldn't understand it, all he had to do was ask for an explanation! And not condemn then whole the message sir...

And If the individual who complained is referring to the "born bastard" part of the message, well.. I must confess, anyone on this thread who still sees "born bastard" as an insult isn't ready!! I've been privileged to be around "regular ofsas" and they still call themselves "bastards and fuckers"!.! Gentlemen ofsas o!.! Toh..
Peace...

Dannyhonda:
Oga ade what the guy said ain't too much, this is an opened platform. Any language u gonna speak must be understood by everyone, if it was a private thing, he should have buzz u so stop bringing that here. If u want to communicate in code, he should have private message you.

It amazes me how people tend to jump to conclusions.. Sir, do you know the individual personally? What's your reason behind saying "he's just showing off Because you didn't understand what he said? Let's be calming down abeg...

Parisleo:
Are u minding him....he is just showing off.. if u find ur self in battle, u can be speaking all those Grammer to ur enemies..na boom for ur head u go hear

With all due respect sir, i believe the message wasn't directed to you.. It was meant to be understood by a "selected few"... That you couldn't decipher what he said, doesn't mean he didn't communicate clearly! Infact, the message was loud and clear! You'd have just scrolled past the message sir, instead of sounding the way you did sir.. God bless you..

Blueelf:
In English please....

That you're an aspiring soldier/officer doesn't mean you shouldn't communicate clearly. You're a gentleman first before a soldier/officer

Write well next time please

Lol! Oga sir.. "Those that dine with the gods, are wiser than men!" The individuals here are demi-gods of knowledge sir.. Allow me help myself sir!.!

NNAMDIII:
this born bastard, you're coming to a colito thread for info, maybe u want to hang yellow bars as per Ashanti



Shebi i been dey tell u say bp can eliminate a whole Village! Truth is you've blown ofe, use this year's own as experience, next year's own will be smoke, one of my coursemates took bp drugs and passed medicals, i also know other guys that took drugs and still failed and i also know people that used regular moves and passed. Bravo Papa na bastard oo, even during prep wing e dey give people problem and u can be withdrawn for it, I'll advice your fada to manage patch langa and make sure u suck suicide shayi before apha foxtrot Sierra bravo, because that's the surest way not to pack your kaya as per ofe things.

AKA!.! akedmi bigboy!.!

NNAMDIII:
Achua mangada! Musa musu mangada!!

Alright... I'll still make findings sha..

Richieurch:
You’re wrong, no matter how long you’ve lived in rivers state you can’t acquire legit state of origin from there.

Lol... True though..

Ramirezsarki:
See nah Nigerian we be, no matter how we claim to be patriotic and our brothers keeper you thinks say the guys from Rivers wey there names no comot go feel aright knowing that one aboki from the north come chop there slot?

Oh.. Okay...

sikowitz17:
so what happens is, they will call your next of kin, to meet up and take them to the palace of the king of where you claim you are from.. you’ll go to the palace and that’s where they’ll trace the family house or tree from or whatever.
So it’s not enough having the document as it’s easy to collect.. so they know your family there.. if they don’t, at least ones next of kin should be able to point the family house to them and the residents confirm

Toh.. I don't know.. But i believe if an individual wo is originally from Adamawa state and he/she has lived all of his/her life in Rivers state, if the individual applies for the NA with legit rivers state of origin certificate, it wouldn't be an issue... I could be wrong though..

Ramirezsarki:
Its an issue... If not why the need shortlisting state by state...

Maybe the said individual faked the state/Local government of origin certificate... I doubt if changing state of origin can be an issue.. People change their states of origin for a lot of reasons..

Ramirezsarki:
Oboi, so them serious... Person no fit claim another state in peace b that oooh