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And also sire, has there ever been a case of low BP?

ugo4u:
No they don't test for it.. I know many RC guys current (Terma 2) used it to scale through.
Most of them took the pill the morning medicals was done. Even in Ibadan last year, I saw a guy taking BP drug, I later saw him participate in the race, suggesting he scaled medicals.
The problem of masking your BP is that one may pass medicals only to go and die during the race or training proper. Someone died last year at Ibadan during the race, he was flagged down during medicals he made calls and was readmitted only for him to give up the ghost.



PS: Though some people on this platform have warned that it may affect your ECG reading.

Alright.. Thank you for your detailed response sir..

ugo4u:
No they don't test for it.. I know many RC guys current (Terma 2) used it to scale through.
Most of them took the pill the morning medicals was done. Even in Ibadan last year, I saw a guy taking BP drug, I later saw him participate in the race, suggesting he scaled medicals.
The problem of masking your BP is that one may pass medicals only to go and die during the race or training proper. Someone died last year at Ibadan during the race, he was flagged down during medicals he made calls and was readmitted only for him to give up the ghost.



PS: Though some people on this platform have warned that it may affect your ECG reading.

Sir, you mean BP drugs wouldn't be detected during the urine/blood test?

akinyemmzy:
Gentlemen just manage and get in... Medicals is ur major problem. BP screened out more than 80% of candidates wen it was just anxiety. Use wateva u can use. Nobody is testing for that. Open ur eyes for common errors that might b made by medical staff

Water is the key sir...
1. Whenever you feel "hungry" drink water instead of eating...

2. Eat from a really small plate... And drink water afterwards.. You'll feel full..

3. Get a skipping rope, and keep beside your bed.. It's quite easy to get out of bed and skip, than getting out of bed to go for a run or the gym... Your burn same amount of calories by skipping... You could also add 3mins planks and sit ups..

4. set targets for yourself and reward your body with things you love when you meet those targets.. E.g decide to eat only fruits for two days straight and at the end of the third day, reward yourself with your favourite meal.. (In small amounts too)..

*disregard errors.. I no finish primary six..

Blackyyy:
Bros... How do you manage this? I'm overweight but planning to start gym on Monday. I also want to cut down on my food intake but I fear I may lose energy for gym.

Is there any strategy you're using cos me I'm always hungry. I need to shed weight seriously.

Any help on this pls?


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osamz007:
FAKE LAWYER: OBJECTION MY LORD
JUDGE: OBJECTION OVER RULED.

FAKE LAWYER: SHEY YOU DEY MAD NI

Lol..godfather sir! I've been online na... I achieved the PRC.. I swear no pains at all! Just feeling dull! I should have "dotted the Is and crossed the Ts!.! But i didn't! that hopeless bravopapa used me to shine... I learnt sha! Alot!.! we move!.! My consolation is, Insha Allaah, you'll be with me for the "next one"!.! And i'll be following your examples, asper shinning example!.!
Meanwhile! There's a lot to talk about fa! I blew pot like 10mins, i nearly carried on!.!

NNAMDIII:
e pain me as i see say u dey online, I Know how u feel, your number dey switched off, just let me know how to contact you, I feel your pain man

NNAMDIII:
I been lost my prc, give me your digits! Will hola you!

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novemverindianovemberecho8...

NNAMDIII:
I was cutting 5 this afternoon, decided to watch TV and saw the results, mehn i was really happy

Oga sir... Been trying to reach you for about 5 days! Your line's been turned off.. Plus you've not been on WhatsApp... Kai... I swear #Matters arising sir.. Confusion kawai!.!; left right center!.! Call me abeg or enter WhatsApp...

Na big long gown all of us go wear when we reach heaven! All these muscles no go matter!.!

NNAMDIII:
Following! Ilegendd no go fall my hands but even if the beards grow e go make me look old

Offe... Ghemu is your problem..

..."sometimes the pvssy don't be stank, it be the b*tches butt".. Niggalatiions 3:16.. Hope you getidi point!.!

NNAMDIII:
This cadet you love gns is that not? You know there's wisdom in grass, to nak dey hungry u bah?

Oga sir... Nakking removes sickness sir! And i've been feeling somehow ill lately!.! Just give me timing sir! That's all!.!

NNAMDIII:
Indelible memories! I miss my school like a born bastard! Kai! I'll never forget my days in this school, i feel like crying mehn! I learnt a lot, this school opened my eyes. I'm proud to be a lion!!

Sir! Sir! Arm of lion! I thought you were a gorilla sir...

NNAMDIII:
Haba! The last time i went to fill my gas was 4 years ago, anytime it finishes my mum will just call gas company and they'll come with their bus to fill it, i can't come and be carrying gas in this century

Oga sir, There's no standard as to how to live life!.! That a gas company comes to your house to fill the gas, doesn't mean an individual that takes his own gas to the company to fill, is backwards!.!

Regina.... �. If you refuse to issue him money, he'll carry his wood..

NNAMDIII:
baby Lima tango, na them hang 2 stars last two months

Eh! And u dey wawa him bn.. say dem like food.. Asper wooden spoon bn!! I no dey o!.!

NNAMDIII:
Josh greatbrian na mogese sef, na omly kanwi them sabi

Na still cdt? Or na ofsa?

saintbillion:
10 with 5 reserves

71RC was 15selected, 3 reserves sire...

Hotguy27:
Mine was not really embarrassing as per say. In fact, the nurses rather embarrassed themselves.

It was back then when I just finished secondary school and I was waiting for admission into university. I was about 20 years old already.

One Sunday morning, after the church service I was feeling pain at the lower part of my abdomen. When I informed my mum, she quickly suggested that we should go to the hospital immediately to check whether it was appendicitis since our neighbour just died of the problem the previous week due to late treatment of the ailment.

On getting to the hospital, the doctor after checking me asked whether I had eaten food and I answered NO. He immediately booked me for surgery...Aaahh!!!!

I was asked to move to where I would be shaved. I sighted about 4 pretty female nurses on duties. They could not hide their desires to be the one to shave me. They were glaringly dragging who would do that

Eventually, the tallest of them won the battle and quickly took over me. She took me to a room and asked me to pull off my clothes. I was startled! I was very fresh and cute. I had already started doing something but I wasn't a bad boy though. Well, I removed my clothes and started praying rosary in my mind to take off my mind from what was happening. I was lying down on a desk while she was doing the shaving. She kept holding my p*nis stylishly in a manner that would cause it to erect. I intensified my prayers until she finished.

In the operating room, I didn't know where about 8 nurses, all young, entered from. Luckily, the doctor asked some of them out leaving about 3. I continued with my prayers until I lost consciousness. Two of the nurses took extra care of me while I was in admission for a week in the hospital.

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This dodo wey you dey fry sha...

greatbrian:
Mine was when I was younger. Class 4 boy or so. I was sick and since my mum happened to be a nurse I dnt get treated by two people than my mum even when we weren't sick, she will just tell us we've been opened to mosquito bite and bingo. Chloroquine injection will do the trick. talk more of when one of us was sick. that goes by me saying we hardly fall sick . I was in a military secondary school and feeling so sick. And I hated MRS since it makes you weak and lost it, so I waited till break. And I do stay with my mums friend who happened to be a nurse and work in shika zaria people go sabi am. Since my family was in south west and I school in zaria. my mum called her friend who happened to be a matron. They had conversations and next thing she came to pick me from school after we collect pass and drove me to her house. She had this daughter I was crushing on and they always tease me am the girls hubby which I do like in a way . Fast forward, na so she drive me go hospital and we see doctor. Bla bla bla I went for test and 2 hours later, doctor said some stuffs to her. Oboy I sha see the woman dey look me somehow and when we got home she wasnt so opened to me. Well like an hour later my mum called and was like I have STD. I dnt even know what STD means. The woman's hubby na pastor and a man I respect na so him call me where this my crush dey oo. Dey ask me question about my sex life. The girl dey look up etc. I sha was shocked coz I dnt even have any fantasy about sex at that age infact I never got to have sex till of recent (20s) and that's the first and last time since its not worth it to me. I told the man I dnt know what his talking about and am just feeling very sick and weak. Well he told me my diagnosis came out as STD and I really disappointed my mum and everyone. I just start dey shiver. The man was like he knows what it feels like to be in the military and he knows I will mix with diff kids. Well since I maintained my innocence mum came over 2 days later and her friend was like we should try a private hospital etc and see the depth of the STD. Na so we go all the way to kaduna from zaria enter one private hospital. I came out negative and tested high to typhoid and a serious case of malaria parasite. Infact the doctor advised I be placed under serious antibiotics drip asap.

Mum hugged me and apologised for doubting my innocence and mums friend took the test back to shika to show that dicyir that misdiagnosed me. It was really embarrassing than I could write.

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Risentouch:
Mine was really frustrating.
When I passed the DSSS exam, then we went for oral interview, that's earlier last year
After checking my documents and discovered that am from the same community as Nnamdi Kanu, their first question was; where is your king? I answered that I don't know his whereabouts, then the main questions started flooding focusing on [color=#550000][/color]IPOB and I was like is this an interview or interrogation.
A friend of mine who later got the job said I that his uncle told him I passed very well just that am Nnamdi Kanu's brother is the reason I lost out. Honestly I was happy they didn't take me, imagine working in such an environment you are already seen as a rebel in just your first appearance

If by DSSS, you mean Direct Short service, your write up is not true sir...

pocohantas:
It wasn’t really my worst,

But I just can’t believe I couldn’t explain treasury bills to my interviewers.

.maybe you were tensed up...

Randy100:
I went to job interview. I wanted to look different from others. I wore native attire with the traditional cap. The way those idiots conducting the interview blasted me made me angry even up till now.

lmao

NNAMDIII:
read well and you will see where i wtote that i was a 200level student in unn, i wrote jamb last year when i wanted to apply for nda, now i'm a federal govt property, i'm a gentleman officer cadet of the Nigerian defence academy. Now you can get lost you bloody and confuse civilian

Sir, sir!.! Allow the bat.. He's not worth your time! Meanwhile, by God's I ambushed the Julietalphamikebravo!.! "Tuu-taty-nyne" Aniticipating NDAEE sir...Day by day!.!

"People who say something cannot be done, must endeavor not to interrupt/discourage other individuals making efforts to do it..."

Lol... Church na parade?! Kai! What of mess? Mess na parade too?

Light, 24hrs??

Central checking still dey on?


Who dey bang that fire alarm bell??


Visitors dey come see cdts??

NNAMDIII:
i no get problem with showobi oo ,na my artyman him be na others him dey form for.


oh! them don mamsa my rooms prc and my co plat prc too just go like that but if i see way i go try reach you, i go go meet security but i go gas settle them



i dey go church na,that one na compulsory parade, last 2 weeks duty officer suffer people wey miss church and mosque parade, if you don't serve God you will serve job.

yeah i been follow tobi chat yesterday and him dey patch 72, i no get cous cous oo, if i dey Bleep pot i dey always use anti plant and for now nda no too hard, nothing is happening now, job no too dey and the bastard lance corporal don leave me, i been dey miss parade and i dey feel say i fit serve restriction but God no go gree


oboy u no fit go town oo except say na awol you wan blow


i don see sarham like 3 times for parade ground when him come address us, the man na bastard, him withdraw 54 cadets in a day and him don come lines once, i dey come

Oboy!.! Lol.. "Open it's your commandant"...

Wetin offcrs dey enter lines come do when una no dey? Inspection? So meaning una no dey lock doors dey go class?

NNAMDIII:
the
day wey sarham come lines him just knock for person door come talk say open the door its ur commandant but top ranking officers dey come lines when we no dey



oboy na 7months oo, pop na october 10th


lance corporal no fit reach me, well sha na me no want am,to get am na by connection or if u distinguish yourself for games and i dey hide because i be culprit but i go try achieve corporal