₦airaland Forum

farano:
Yes na my face

E don tey wey ah don dey hear ur name... Nice meeting u!

LesbianBoy:
No...na her nyash b that! Mumu kweshion!

u chop sh¡t

farano:
Hahahahahaha! Can't stop laughing.


*Covers blanket*

na ur face b dz?

southniyikaye:
I be confirm anti gej but this is a welcomed development....even if we all use gas,the people who uses kero will be so happy

#Exactly!

Here are five signs to tell if he’s
FAKING IT in the love
department:

1. If he says to you ‘I only want
to be with you,” pay attention.
The question that should come to
mind is, ‘Well, who else? Who
else would you want to be with?
Why am I the only one?’ What
does that even mean?

2. He says, ‘I want you to have
my baby.’ Trust me, that very
often is said in the passion of the
moment and he means it in the
moment but it’s not going to be
the way he feels the next day.

3. He’s NOT affectionate and/or if
you’re kissing and he’s kissing
you back but you find his eyes
are open and he’s looking
around, you should know that’s a
sign to consider.

4. He makes AND breaks
promises. If he’s always
promising you, ‘We’re going to go
out’ or ‘We’re going to meet my
family’, but it doesn’t happen,
there’s a reason he’s not keeping
the promises.

5. He always talks about the
future, but the future never
comes. It’s about what’s going to
happen, what’s always ahead…
but you’re left dealing with what
DIDN’T happen. Bottom line: If
you find you’re waiting for
something more to happen
between the two of you and the
only thing that seems to be
happening is that you’re having
great s*x, he may be faking the
LOVING PART. You may want to
start paying attention to that so
that you don’t wind up feeling
left out of the rest of his life and
not being able to bring him into
your life in a more complete way.

offspec:
What is Kerosene used for? Can someone remind me?

soft drink for refreshing the body!

worwor girl forming sexy

Here are exclusive pictures of
massive queue at NNPC filling
station on Kudirat Abiola way,
Oregun Lagos. Kerosene is now
selling at N50.00 per litre from
N130.00. See more photos after
the cut…

Source:- www.naij.com/374624-massive-queue-for-kerosene-as-it-drops-to-n50-per-litre.html

rainnaira:
hi nairalanders which animal or insect do u which does nt exist?
:-) rats
:-) cockroaches
:-) millipedes
:-) centipedes
:-) Margot
:-) worm
:-) wall gecko
:-) lizard
:-) house fly
:-) others, mention with reason.

All with no specific reason!

zyzxx:
Gud pm ooo
How was d day?

Tws hectic mahn!... urs?

zyzxx:
, not me ooo na my phone oo

I dear not confess my love to queen Missmossy ooo

c'mon.. U mean u too small tew do that??.. Huh?

Wonder shall neva end

haibe:
Now downloading

U using simple server right??

zyzxx:
on d mountain

Mount Sinai

The solution is yourself!..... As a good citizen of this country what has bin ur contribution to the development of the educational sector this year.....

Saucekide25:
Nice Thread Here.














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enfantdedieu:

u help mhee find a match??

The Minister of Interior, Abba
Moro on Tuesday said the
ministry was planning to
introduce the e-prison system
in order to put an end to
incessant prisons breaks.

The Minister said this when a
delegation of the Human
Rights Commission paid a
courtesy visit on him at the
ministry in Abuja.

Moro said the ministry was
committed to making Nigerian
prisons among the best in the
world through the
rehabilitation and construction
of new prisons.

“We are committed to make
the prisons one of the best
from structure to
infrastructure. The ministry
inherited a prisons system that
was nearly comatose hence it
has taken steps to rehabilitate
prisons .

“Presently new structures are
under construction in various
states including Yobe, Ibadan,
Kwara, Nnewi among others
and before the end of this
administration this projects
will be commissioned” Moro
said.

He said that President Goodluck
Jonathan had approved the
construction of 200 bed spaces
each in Nasarawa and Suleja
prisons to improve the living
condition of prisoners.

He said that in order to ensure
that humane conditions were
provided to prisoners the
ministry was liasing with the
office of the Attorney General
of the Federation and various
state governments.

He said that this was to ensure
quick dispensation of justice
for persons awaiting trial.
Moro said that the ministry
was currently working with
the Nigerian Army and the
Nigeria Police to ensure safety
of prisoners and prevent
future attacks.

He assured the commission of
the ministry’s effort to ensure
safety of Nigerians before,
during and after the election.
“Officers and men of the
Nigeria Security and Civil
Defence Corps (NSCDC) have
been deployed to various parts
of the country.

“They have been adequately
trained and the federal
government is doing this in
order to ensure safety of lives
and properties of all
Nigerians” the minister said.
Earlier, Ben Angwe , the
Executive Secretary, Human
Right Commission expressed
displeasure with some of the
problems in the Nigerian
prisons, one of which is
congestion.

He said that the commission
was, therefore, conducting
prisons audit with the support
of the National Assembly to
support the ministry to solve
some of the problems.

While pledging the support of
the commission in ensuring
that the ministry achieved its
set goals, the secretary called
on the minister to ensure that
all hands are on deck in
ensuring the protection of the
rights of inmate especially
those still awaiting trial.


Source:- www.news247.com.ng/news/fg-set-to-introduce-eprison-system

she toO d0pe!

zyzxx:
Gud morning bro

Same!...How ya doen?

Lols

immanuello:
THANKS sir!

Uwc!

Babe2sure:
The usual. Go to work and come back home.

thats good! ...wishing u a hitch-free day!