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Romance / Re: Can You Give Your Friend To Your BF/GF? by Joshmon(m): 3:15pm On Sep 16, 2015
KashyBaby:

Why I feel bad when all I want is to have fun? Tat was all good memories to laugh for after wink

Wow..good for you tho
Romance / Re: Can You Give Your Friend To Your BF/GF? by Joshmon(m): 7:21am On Sep 16, 2015
Too much talks about eavesdropping and peeping here..what happened to 'overhearing' a convo? Y'all act like you don't walk by and hear people say somethings,does that mean you eavesdrop?
Romance / Re: Can You Give Your Friend To Your BF/GF? by Joshmon(m): 7:18am On Sep 16, 2015
KashyBaby:
I did... I did... grin grin grin
Like seriously?!..and it worked out? You didn't feel bad?
Romance / Re: Can You Give Your Friend To Your BF/GF? by Joshmon(m): 7:16am On Sep 16, 2015
DDeliverer:
so u dont ve a gf MR OP?
why were u peeping ur guy na?

You can do better than this bro..I didn't say I don't have a GF and I also never typed 'peeping' at any point and I wasn't even eavesdropping..I overheard them effortlessly
Romance / Re: Can You Give Your Friend To Your BF/GF? by Joshmon(m): 7:13am On Sep 16, 2015
Humblebloke:
undecided
You were eavesdropping...
Not cool at all........

If that's what you call it,so be it..I just know I was in the living room chatting cause there was no light and so errwhere was quiet,should I have closed my ears?
Romance / Can You Give Your Friend To Your BF/GF? by Joshmon(m): 6:29am On Sep 16, 2015
I was with a guy(who happens to be a friend), he was playing with his girl in the room while I was in the living room then I heard them talking about how the girl(his GF) will connect her BF to her female friend in school,she even offered to act neutral just for both of them to have an escapade. I sat down for a while and wondered how in the world could such exist in a relationship so I decided to put it across to fellow NL'ders so I can see various opinions..Can you share your BF/GF with your friend?
Cc:lalasticlala,Ishilove and Co.
Education / Federal University Dutsin-ma Postpones Registration by Joshmon(m): 11:26pm On Sep 13, 2015
This is to Inform all new and Continuing Students of The Federal University,Dutsin-ma Katsina,that the Management of FUDMA has approved the postponement of resumption till 5/10/2015 for all students. Visit the School website www.fudutsinma.edu.ng for more info

Cc:lalasticlala,Ishilove
Kindly forward to the appropriate quarters,you might save someone from getting stranded

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Education / Federal University Dutsin-ma Postpones Registration by Joshmon(m): 10:34pm On Sep 13, 2015
This is to inform all new and continuing students of The Federal University Dutsinma that The Management of FUDMA has approved the postponement of resumption till 5/10/2015 for all students. The School and the Management regret any Inconveniences this may cause. Visit the School website www.fudutsinma.edu.ng for more

Cc:lalasticlala,Ishilove and Co Pls forward to the right quarters so someone doesn't get stranded. Thanks
Celebrities / Hear Why Iyanya Doesn't Have Friends by Joshmon(m): 9:07am On Sep 09, 2015
Iyanya has revealed the reason why he has no friends. The singer took to Instagram yesterday to share his story. Iyanya wrote: “So many people out there judge me ..,my friends go to bloggers to write things about me ..I have no friend ..I trust no one. I lost my family years ago it was the only thing that made me shed tears…the last was my mum and I remember not shedding a tear cos she was the third in two years… Nothing in this life can break me anymore. I want you to know that no man on earth has the power to stop what God starts and till you confess you will not find peace .I’m not perfect but I’m making changes. God bless everyone who supports and prays for me.”

www.ngtrends.com/2015/09/heres-why-i-dont-have-a-friend-iyanya/
Education / Re: 10 Nigerian Universities With The Fastest Academic Calendar by Joshmon(m): 12:15am On Sep 04, 2015
FUDMA..Federal University Dutsinma,Katsina
Religion / Re: Lagos State Is Under Siege - Deeper Life by Joshmon(m): 9:36pm On Aug 27, 2015
raayah:

Organized religion is one of the major causes
of the increase in crime rate .
Deeper Life is a major culprit. They encourage
their workers to quit their jobs so that they
can 'serve god' more. After doing this, they
start living in poverty, become desperate and
turn to crime.
I was born and bred deeper life. I know first-
hand what goes on there. They are very
hypocritical. They encourage their members
to breed like rats.
How can you encourage jobless men to have 8
kids. I remember one member was arrested
for stealing pigs to feed his large family. He
was unemployed like the rest.
what of the brothers that were warned to quit
their jobs because they missed workers
meeting? The silly one who complied are still
looking for jobs today.
Don't let me start with deeper life today.
Organized religion is the major culprit for
crime.

Hey,if life and your pathetic state of living has been unfair to you,I suggest you get a thinking-cap and put on instead of wagging ur ugly tail behind you typing arrant nonsense here..smh for u

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Open Letter To President Muhamadu Buhari By A Nigerian Graduate On Unemployment by Joshmon(m): 11:02am On Aug 27, 2015
Its a welcome initiative but I'm afraid someone with better connections,wealth and resources could steal such initiative and claim glory for someone else's calculated thinking..

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Business / See How Dangote and Other World Billionaires Fared This Week by Joshmon(m): 9:38am On Aug 27, 2015
Aliko Dangote, has joined the longlist of
billionaires whose fortunes have tumbled over the
past few days. The Africa’s richest man, on
Monday, reportedly lost N141 billion following
intense pressure of global markets as a result of
ripples from the Chinese economic crisis. The 58-
year-old was just one of 197 billionaires who lost
billions of dollars in 24 hours, with only three of
the world’s top 200 billionaires making gain on
‘Black Monday.’
The Chairman of Dangote group lost $708.6
million (N140 billion) as Chinese stocks sank lower
after a rout on August 24 that the official state
news agency, Xinhua, dubbed ‘Black Monday.’
According to Bloomberg’s Billionaires
Index, Dangote gained $79.2m (N15.6bn) gain
from Thursday to Friday last week, only to lose
the same amount about nine times over.
Wang Jianlin, Asia’s richest man, and Bill Gates,
the world’s richest man, lost $3.6 billion and $3.2
billion respectively as the worst-hit billionaires on
Monday.
Mark Zuckerberg, Facebook founder, lost $1.7
billion, placing him behind Warren Buffet, world
number three billion, who lost $2 billion.
The only three gainers were Alwaleed al-Saud, a
Saudi business magnate; Tadashi Yanai, founder
of Japanese Fast Retailing; and Petr Kellner, a
Czech businessman. They gained $169 million, $
105.5 million and and 87.3 million respectively.

www.ngtrends.com/2015/08/dangote-loses-n141bn-within-24hrs-in-plunging-stock/
Music/Radio / Re: See Why Olamide Can't Stop Dropping Singles by Joshmon(m): 5:12pm On Aug 25, 2015
Kingdre:
90% of this guy tracks dey make brain die
even igbo people dey feel him die
that shakiti bobo tight die
I love the track die
people don hear the song die
and the song no gree die
because the song sweet die
people love Olamide die
because himself na die

Broda wetin the word 'die' do u?..d numba of 'die' fit kill Olamide and half of em fans....lol

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Politics / Re: Cars Recovered By Abdullahi Abubakar From Yuguda (Photos) by Joshmon(m): 4:52pm On Aug 25, 2015
Adunbelieve it..till I hear Amaechi,Tinubu and Fashola are probed by EFCC or ICPC,after all politicians are thieves!
Music/Radio / See Why Olamide Can't Stop Dropping Singles by Joshmon(m): 4:43pm On Aug 25, 2015
YBNL singer, Olamide, keeps winning the heart of
many as the day goes by with various tunes,
dance steps and slangs which is a gradual
register on the lips of many.
Many have wondered why the singer keeps
releasing songs almost every two to three months
without allowing his fans to savour the already
released ones which keeps getting massive
airplays, but to the singer, it is his choice.
Olamide explained that he does not have any
other means of survival except music and has the
power to ensure that he keeps doing what makes
him happy.
“The only thing I believe in is hard work and a lot
of smart work. I am the kind of artiste that cannot
do without music. Music is my only hustle; I don’t
have any other job I do. For those who don’t like
the way I release singles back to back, I say am
sorry. It’s what I believe in that I will do and it’s
been working for me. At the end of the day, I do
it for my fans; they are the ones who buy my
albums,” he said.

www.ngtrends.com/2015/08/olamide-reveals-his-means-of-survival-in-the-industry/

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Jokes Etc / Re: See What These Kids Wore Today by Joshmon(m): 2:41pm On Aug 24, 2015
Tomisinpraiz:
Having fun is not by having millions of dollar.
Sure bro..
Jokes Etc / Re: See What These Kids Wore Today by Joshmon(m): 2:39pm On Aug 24, 2015
ddaammyy:
Are they going to swim? They look funny. But I know its an adult that did that mischief on those kids nd that's not funny

Sorry to bust your bubbles..those kids woke-up,ate and dressed in this fashion..nobody told dem anytin
Jokes Etc / See What These Kids Wore Today by Joshmon(m): 2:19pm On Aug 24, 2015
Check these boys out..lol

Rap Battles / Re: M.i's Comment On Vector's 2hours 30minutes Freestyle Fury by Joshmon(m): 1:57pm On Aug 24, 2015
For me I think Vector and MI are the best rap acts in Nigeria so there shouldn't be any beef or animosity..
Jokes Etc / Re: Find Out What Is Wrong With This Pic And Win #1000 Recharge Card by Joshmon(m): 9:33am On Aug 24, 2015
Omo d bae got 3 hands and I don't get somtin dia..was dat a fone or wat?
Music/Radio / Re: See What Ali Baba Said About NBC's Ban Over Olamide's Song by Joshmon(m): 7:27am On Aug 24, 2015
amnesty7:
By what they defend ye shall know them.
lol
Music/Radio / See What Ali Baba Said About NBC's Ban Over Olamide's Song by Joshmon(m): 6:59am On Aug 24, 2015
Legendary Nigeria comedian, Ali Baba, has
revealed that he is unhappy with the decisions of
the Nigerian Broadcasting Commission (NBC), on
banning some songs which has been in
circulation for a long time.
Using Olamide’s song, ‘Shakiti Bobo,’ as a case
study, he said even pastors know the song.
According to Nigeriafilms, the comedian who
wondered while it took the NBC this long to
dictate that those songs are not good for the
public, stated that some of the banned songs are
so popular that people use their dance steps
during praise and worship in churches.
In his words; “I just heard that some songs were
banned from airplay. Wait o, if it took NBC how
many months to know the contents of a song
were not fit for public consumption, then we
should worry. Songs that I have heard Pastors
singing sef. People even shakiti in church during
praise and worship.”

www.ngtrends.com/2015/08/ali-baba-attacks-nbc-over-ban-of-olamides-shakiti-bobo-says-even-pastors-know-the-song/
Career / Re: Should I Quit School And Take This Job Offer? by Joshmon(m): 3:00pm On Aug 21, 2015
Osisi:
Thats very good. I am presently in my first year in the
university studying Philosophy. I came to
Lagos for a holiday job. Now the holiday is
over and I'll soon return to school. Though I'm
still working.....I'll quit when it's time to go.
But I just met someone who works in a very
prominent firm here in Lagos and he offered
to help me get employed in the firm next
month.
That's where I got confused. The pay is 70k
plus many other side benefits. In fact, he said
I may not even need to touch my salary at all
for a year.
But, my school is in the North Central, very far
from Lagos. I want this job seriously. I already
have an OND from a Polytechnic which
qualifies me for the job.
This could help me start my dream as I intend
going into Agriculture.
What should I do?

Personally,I'll suggest u accept d job offer,quit ur skul and start a PT program ASAP...

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Romance / Re: What Could Be The Reason For The Change by Joshmon(m): 12:38pm On Aug 21, 2015
ronald4lif:

She barely calls, text or chat him up you said? It's obvious she isn't into him. If that's the case then her visiting shouldn't be contemplated. Her action is not one of someone who's interested in the affair. I think he should cease forcing himself on her.

Abi o..b4 she injure my friends heart
Romance / Re: What Could Be The Reason For The Change by Joshmon(m): 12:36pm On Aug 21, 2015
ShutTheFhuckUp:
op, dont b a coward,
dis is abt yhu not ur frnd.
Thank God I have a room for myself and if it was about me and I needed help I would scream to get help..maybe you should look elsewhere
Romance / Re: What Could Be The Reason For The Change by Joshmon(m): 12:24pm On Aug 21, 2015
ronald4lif:
Maybe she's not comfortable visiting him at his family place. How about him go visit her. Or does she live with her parents too?
She lives with her parent,he has paid her visit on two occasions I can recall..besides I told him same and he promised if she came next time he wud take her to my place and now she's forming busy

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Romance / What Could Be The Reason For The Change by Joshmon(m): 12:15pm On Aug 21, 2015
Hello NL,I have a friend that has a GF of which they started dating some months back but after the lady visited him in his family house she started acting strange..They've had a couple of issues after that and it keeps bothering my Guy as he truly loves her,to be honest she has only visited him that once and has since complained that she's busy which I know that if someone cares about you they'll find time for you,she barely calls,tex or even chats him. Please I seek your advice on what could be the cause and how to work it out as my friend is emotionally down.
Sports / Finally,pedro Signs For Chelsea by Joshmon(m): 1:19pm On Aug 20, 2015
Chelsea have agreed a deal with Barcelona for
winger Pedro, the Spanish club have confirmed,
with the Blues set to land the attacker for €30
million.
The Spain international was allowed to miss
training on Thursday to finalise the move, flying
into London to undergo a medical after Chelsea
hijacked Manchester United's bid to sign him at
the 11th hour
.
"I am very happy to be here," Pedro told the
Blues' official website. "I am very excited to start
my adventure at Chelsea and I am here to keep
winning titles.
"Thanks to the club and the supporters for giving
me the opportunity to put the blue shirt on."
A Barcelona statement read: "FC Barcelona and
Chelsea FC have reached an agreement for the
transfer of Pedro Rodríguez for 30 million euros, of
which 3 million are dependent on performance.
"The club wishes to publicly express its gratitude
to Pedro Rodríguez for his professionalism and
dedication while with the Club, as well as to wish
him all the best in the future."

m.goal.com/s/en-gb/news/2892/transfer-zone/2015/08/20/14598852/official-chelsea-complete-pedro-signing
Jokes Etc / Re: Who do you think is insane here? by Joshmon(m): 12:56pm On Aug 20, 2015
DeHero1:
Original Staircase
Original without spare part sef..
Jokes Etc / Re: Who do you think is insane here? by Joshmon(m): 7:42pm On Aug 19, 2015
prettydiva89:
You are indirectly talking ill of my tribe niyen ooo.
No problem carry own

No offence sister..eyin gaan moh kpe eh funny!
Jokes Etc / Who do you think is insane here? by Joshmon(m): 2:30pm On Aug 19, 2015
Who do you think is insane here?
a.Builder
b.Landlord
c.Tenant/Occupant
d.All of the Above
Cc lalasticlala,Ishilove

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