Ultimatesammie:
Thats actually what happened in dat episode of d tv series.

Hehehe I hope we'll get to see like movie showing South Africans Xenophobia

At 21 I think Reekado is wise,the same talent that could only afford flashy lives with nothing concrete for others is what has gotten him two houses already in the shortest time of stardom..big thumbs!

I personally think your choice of speciality is not a wrong decision,however I think its gud u start to realize that all the glitters u get from gold started from melting..you're not yet done wit service,hold-on God is working somtin!

I almost fell for the skul job but if d sales engineer job offers u pension bro u beta opt for it...working and knowing dia is somtin for u in d evening is a gud feeling

Funny pix tho..I can't stop laffin

walexy:
I save N2000 every month in a bank with an annual interest rate of 12% for 20 years while still working. How much will i receive at the end of the period (20 years).

4630220.68076767,I hope this is the answer!

12423.393

FOLLOWING the submission of Joint Admissions
Matriculation Board (JAMB) to the will of parents
and students who kicked against JAMB’s posting
of students to institutions they didn’t pick, eleven
federal universities are to share the sum of
N1,577,414,000 or 1.5billion Naira in the on
going post UTME exercise across tertiary
institutions nationwide.
11 varsities make N1.7bn from post-UTME
screenings
Year in year out as students in Nigeria conclude
their secondary school education, they aspire to
further their studies in tertiary institutions. The
first step in the series of stepping stones is WAEC,
GCE or NECO, then comes JAMB. The last is post
UTME which some quarters say is irrelevant since
JAMB exists and others say is important as tertiary
institutions use it to further “sift the dirt from the
shaft.”
Upon the purchase of University of Benin post-
UTME forms, 60, 020 applicants, at 3,550 Naira
each, would add 213,071,000/213million to the
school’s coffers. Being renowned for having the
highest number of applicants, University of Ilorin
has 85, 945 applicants who picked up the forms
at 4000naira each and provided the school with
343,780,000/ 343million. The Lion’s Den was not
left out as the University of Nigeria, Nsukka, with
57, 539 prospective students, at N2,000 trapped
115,078,000/ N115million.
Birthed by Delta State Government, Delta State
University would bracket 236,562,000 / 236
million, from 78,854 applicants at N3,000 each,
whether they are admitted or not, whether they
succeed in writing the exam or not. In the heart
of the nation’s economic capital, University of
Lagos, with 49,059 applicants would bag
96,236,000/ 196 million at N4,000 per form.
The first capital of the nation, Calabar in Cross
River State which hosts University of Calabar has
generated N116,837,500/ 116million from
17,975 applicants at 6,500 per form.
Thirty eight thousand five hundred and twenty
(38,520) applicants purchased UTME form at
N4,500 from University of Ibadan, that would
accrue N173,340,000 to the institution. Obafemi
Awolowo University, Ile Ife, which exists for
learning and culture charged each of the 34,409
applicants N3,500 and bagged N120,431,500/
120million.
Voice of submission
Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria, and University of
Port-Harcourt both charged 52, 785 and 28, 254
applicants respectively N2,000 for UTME and
bagged N105,570,000 and N56,508,000
respectively. Despite the large number of
applicants, the highest number that can be
admitted in varsities is five to six thousand. The
question then is; what happens to the rest?
Does it get turned over to the government as
income? Does it count as internally generated
revenue? Why not just produce the cards
according to the spaces available? Why not have
these exams conducted at minimal cost then
charge students school fees upon admission?
These are the questions some stakeholders ask.
While others do not mind, “provided they get
admission.” Theirs is a voice of submission.
Mr Effiom Ekpeyong, whose son picked up
University of Uyo’s post-UTME form for N3,500
said; “I do not have a choice, before you finish
clamouring here and there time has gone, the
university will do what they want and the child
will spend one year at home. Let him do it and
go.”
At N3,300 Mr Chijindu Chinazor bought post-
UTME form for his child to test and hopefully get
admitted into Federal University of Agriculture,
Abeokuta, Ogun State. His reaction goes thus;
“Am not bothered, provided they get admission.
If people think education is expensive they should
try ignorance. That is however not to say that we
should be extorted from.
“My first daughter went in 2008, she bought
her’s 1,000 from University of Benin, that it is
now 3,550 is a simple factor of inflation which is
in every sector of the economy, why should the
education sector be different?” Pastor Chuks Obi
who has three wards that are sitting for post
utme, lamented that UNIBEN has taken close to
N20,000 from his coffers for his wards post UTME
form.
Post UTME form
Analysing the amount he spent, Obi said, ‘’Before
this post utme form came out, one of my
daughters who is a student of Uniben asked me
to send N1,500 each to her siblings for pre- post
UTME test which I sent. When the actual form
came out, she demanded I send N2,500 for the
forms, Which I gladly did. I became worried when
my daughter from UNIBEN called and said the
form was no longer N2,500 but N3,550.
“I became alarmed over what I call unnecessary
expense by some universities. What if I can’t
afford such amount, what of other parents who
are unable to afford such amount for a candidate
talk more of two candidates?’’
An applicant of Uniben, Joy Obi said ‘’I thank my
parents for paying my post utme form, however,
the form is too expensive. I am not happy that
some candidates will forfeit higher institutions
due to high cost of form. I want the federal
government to come to the rescue of students
because education ought to be the right of every
Nigerian child

www.vanguardngr.com/2015/08/11-varsities-make-n1-7bn-from-post-utme-screenings/

Julius2214:
Are u OK with the offer?

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Ok,followed the site..

Multi-talented musicians and siblings, MI Abaga
and Jesse Jagz will be performing at the Star
Music Trek concert scheduled to hold at the
Samuel Ogbemudia Stadium, Benin on Saturday,
August 15th 2015.
The two Choc Boi Nation artistes will make a rare
joint appearance on-stage at the concert tagged
#BeninRocks alongside artistes such as Burna
Boy, Wande Coal, Sheyi Shay, DJ Neptune, DJ
Switch and hometown girl Cynthia Morgan.
This will only be the second time since their
much-publicised reunion that the Jos-born
brothers will perform together onstage.
Speaking on the upcoming concert tagged #
BeninRocks! MI Remarked, “I can’t wait to get in
front of the crowd in Benin City and show them
what I have for them.
It’s going to be a party”. Following BeninRocks!
The 2015 Star Music Trek will berth in Ibadan on
August 22 and finally Lagos on August 29.

www.vanguardngr.com/2015/08/mi-jagz-others-to-rock-stage-at-benin-starmusictrek/

AikayDaWrapper:
Weed is a natural plant and Jesus changed water to wine.
I rest my case.

Salute this guy

Whizzcute:
Which CMS do you want to use.. blogger or wordpress?

I really don't know which has more benefit,but I would like the wordpress

Fellow OPs I'd like u guys to share the steps in setting-up a blog..

markmira:

tanks,i jst cant date 2 girls at thesame time sumtyms i c it as a weakness.i fall in love wit any girl i date weda slim,short ,black or light skinned.one girl is enof 4 me instead of me chasing different ladies i rather chase material tinz which i luv so much.

Good to know..

markmira:

tanks man i got a beta girl now,the tin is am lucky wen it comes to meeting beautifull ladies jst dat sum are hoes why some are saints.

Congrats bro,happy to hear that..

Jollyjoy:
Op and what will their view or preference change?? To everyman his own....

You never can tell,this could help someone gather information for research and besides how many complains have we made about the government that has been effected but yet we can't stop airing our views..

ivyT:
Na weed sure pass becos
Wine(alcohol) still brings women to u,club,bar (u no fit dey drink for room all d tym..
You fit smoke weed for house or bush..
All fornicators will go to HELL..

Lmao,smokers and drunks nkor?..my dear all na sin

Accept my deepest condolence..We pray she's in a beta place..

Paschal001:
Abeg, na this girl be your supplier.. Hmmm.. ... Dis fura fit be her mammary milk

Hehehehehe,Yes..abi u go like taste am ni

Jacksparrow0712:
#TeamWWW

All these guys sha..only pack all d Ws

swtdrms:
If i were a lady i would choose weed, depending on moderation, since am not a lady, Na women I like, but wen i get the right one, i'll concentrate on just 1. So, i won't have any of the Ws

May God help u,I pray u get someone u love b4 u fall into STDs

markmira:
Here is mine,fed a b*tch 4 one month 3 square males everyday,i almost crashed my uncle's guest house cuz of her.here is the mathematics,in the morning i give her 300#.in the afternoon i buy her malt and eggroles(3),in the night i ts indomie and egg cooked by me.this i did 4 one month.sumtyms she will request for black bullet and fried meats me the loving idiot will sneak in my uncles bar..steal a bullet and pack bunch of fried meats but in the end my hrt was broken wit a wrecking ball.one faithfull day i and her were chilling outside when a girl came and started shouting on her,i was like "hey girl easy plz!!! Buh are ears were sound proof she kept on shouting saying tinz lyk "ashawo leave my bf alone-u dun fuc*k am sick-u even buy am blackberry na by force-u even fuc*k my uncle ur papa age mate!!!,dem i was lyk wtf!!! U bought a bb 4 anoda guy wit ma money while i was making use of a tecno java phone(at this point i was half dead infact a talking corpse) i jst calm d other girl down talked to her then she left,after a week i put an end to d relationship buh that wasnt the end,one lovely evening i was chilling inside my uncle's guest house i decided to come out in the openfield only 4 me to c her kissing anoda guy....JESUS!!! I rili loved her so i went outside crying lyk a baby after sum minutes she passed me wit a smiley on her face,to cure my craze my uncle took me out of da city to stay wit my grandmum.goodday guy s

Wooow!..omo u were really hit by wrecking ball,u fell for d wrong choice,I pray God brings a beta prsn ur way and gives u d heart to keep being nice

refreshrate:
Dude be a man get a job & buy your own damn clothes!

Bros tell d guy in this case,I buy my clothes masef and sometimes for my woman..

I bet some Nigerians have never set sight on this not to talk of tasting it..The fulani's are the only pipo aside palm wine/burukutu drinkers that give calabash importance,right now I'm waiting for my supplier to come gimme some of it

adeh39:
Weed

Ok,noted

Bamss1:
I followed her to her church for a youth program
I spent two days there

Lets call it love program cos u wee noh listen to anytin thru out dah program..*in Vector's voice* Ondun!

refreshrate:

Sebi you've read what happens to babes who buy clothes for guys in the previous posts?

And hu told u d same tin always applies for all girls?..Others may fall prey and some others may become happy married partners tho

Larryfly:
I am abt leaving for ph in the next two hours from abj with my allowee to go and see bae. I have been awake all night and thinking of how foolish this is but i cant stop myself from going. She was in abuja last month and i finished my last month NYSC allowee on her too. This is the first time i m falling in love and i am scared i might get injured real bad. She is the nicest and prettiest girl i have ever dated. I lost self control since i met her. I seriously dont know what to do buh i have this weird feeling i m driving fast without headlights on and i ll crash real bad

Bro,if you love her then I see notin wrong just as you said earlier she's d nicest and prettiest girl uve dated..I just pray in the end she's worth it*safe trip*

dammyluv911:

we are still together. I did more dan dat for some1 else before after our introduction he married someone else. he even disvirgined

Wow,the ways of men sha..Thank God uve gotten someone that respect ur feelings