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Romance / Re: What's The Craziest Thing You've Done For Love by Joshmon(m): 9:12pm On Aug 11, 2015
dammyluv911:

dear we are still dating BT I pray it leds to marriage.I even buy him clothes

Ok,God bless ur relationship!
Romance / Re: Women,weed Or Wine(alcohol):ladies,which Of These Would You Prefer On Your Guy by Joshmon(m): 9:07pm On Aug 11, 2015
IamLEGEND1:
i have 99 W's but bítches dont factor into that number.
#DisregardHos'
#AcquireCurrencu

Shey u b gangsta ni..
Romance / Re: Women,weed Or Wine(alcohol):ladies,which Of These Would You Prefer On Your Guy by Joshmon(m): 8:34pm On Aug 11, 2015
misspicy:
None buh if no choice at all wine....inshort dahs d only manageable one if its in moderation

What if you discover your man is into 2 of the Ws?
Romance / Re: Women,weed Or Wine(alcohol):ladies,which Of These Would You Prefer On Your Guy by Joshmon(m): 12:08pm On Aug 11, 2015
IYADARA:
I would have said dis ur question is stupid..... undecided

Why didn't you say so then?
Romance / Re: What's The Craziest Thing You've Done For Love by Joshmon(m): 12:05pm On Aug 11, 2015
damilareoye:
grin bro, don't mind me oooo.... just joking.
btw, thanks your advice is better than!! hers cheesy

Ok Sir
Romance / Re: What's The Craziest Thing You've Done For Love by Joshmon(m): 12:03pm On Aug 11, 2015
andromida:
grin Keep waving grin who knows if it will work..........finally. cheesy
Lol..see wicked advice abeg
Romance / Women,weed Or Wine(alcohol):ladies,which Of These Would You Prefer On Your Guy by Joshmon(m): 11:56am On Aug 11, 2015
Research conducted have shown that about 80% of men are prone to Weed,women or Wine and at some point in their life they become slave to whichever of the W's they get addicted to..I've had this conversation with most female friends and they all varied in their preferences(some even don't mind their guys having all the Ws'),so I decided to ask most ladies here to hear their views alike
Romance / Re: What's The Craziest Thing You've Done For Love by Joshmon(m): 11:47am On Aug 11, 2015
PunkyVeer:
I know right! Some guys...
Yeah,some..
Romance / Re: What's The Craziest Thing You've Done For Love by Joshmon(m): 11:45am On Aug 11, 2015
damilareoye:
grin grin am still shy sir.

No offence bro,but uve got to tuffen-up..no girl wants a guy that is short on confidence,warri man would say last last na 'No' it doesn't kill
Romance / Re: What's The Craziest Thing You've Done For Love by Joshmon(m): 11:32am On Aug 11, 2015
PunkyVeer:

Wow, girl shocked Hope you're still together & he's appreciative.
A close friend of mine did all of that for a guy & then one Valentine's morning she decided to surprise him by going to his flat (that she was paying for) to prepare him breakfast in bed, only to find him in bed with another woman. Such a jerk.

Ma dear this situation happens times too many to ladies out there and I feel pathetic esp when someone with good intentions showed interest and was turned down..Only for u to discover that the fellow they were so bent on 'loving' was just a time waste*smh
Romance / Re: What's The Craziest Thing You've Done For Love by Joshmon(m): 11:29am On Aug 11, 2015
damilareoye:
Bros, that's the most painful part. grin
while waiting to gather the courage, I was informed she is into another person I know. cheesy. na so i stepped down.

Bros,hope ure a beta person at approaching girls now sha,cos u can't keep waving at crushes o
Health / Re: SPOTTED: Airplane Seats Being Used For Visitors At A Lagos Hospital (photo) by Joshmon(m): 8:31am On Aug 11, 2015
Omo see hospital improvisation..lol
Romance / Re: What's The Craziest Thing You've Done For Love by Joshmon(m): 8:30am On Aug 11, 2015
damilareoye:
usually waited for hours for her to pass in my area whenever she's going to church on Saturdays just to wave at her .... just wave and see her smiles... grin
don't even know what it was then....cheesy

Hope u finally got to tell her how charming her smile was and how much u often like to c her all satdays?
Romance / Re: What's The Craziest Thing You've Done For Love by Joshmon(m): 8:25am On Aug 11, 2015
Adaeze003:

Answer his question Mr.
Will you give your daughter the same advise
Help me ask him o?
Romance / Re: What's The Craziest Thing You've Done For Love by Joshmon(m): 8:04am On Aug 11, 2015
If you don't like been cheated on,don't cheat bro..its just a simple law
idu1:
ok
I guess u only ve one girlfriend...
If you don't like been cheated on,don't cheat bro..its just a simple law
Romance / Re: 10 Ideal Ways To Deal With Sexual Harassment At Work Place by Joshmon(m): 8:00am On Aug 11, 2015
lalasticlala:
This topic has been featured on FP. U didn't even put source..
Oops,my bad!..point noted!
Romance / Re: What's The Craziest Thing You've Done For Love by Joshmon(m): 7:55am On Aug 11, 2015
idu1:
the guy love u despict his numerous sexcapeds.
U could have overlook it....
U r still his number one....
But u over reacted jor...

Which yeye overlook,would u give such advise to ur sista or ur daughter?
Romance / Re: What's The Craziest Thing You've Done For Love by Joshmon(m): 7:54am On Aug 11, 2015
idu1:
the guy love u despict his numerous sexcapeds.
U could have overlook it....
U r still his number one....
But u over reacted jor...

Which yeye overlook,would u give such advise to ur sista?
Romance / Re: What's The Craziest Thing You've Done For Love by Joshmon(m): 7:52am On Aug 11, 2015
dammyluv911:
travelled from zamfara to minna to c him.buy him foodstuff.paying his house rent.giving him money. aborted for him
Aunty u did plenty o,hope u guys are happily togeda? because u did a great deal for love tho
Crime / Re: Stolen Car Returned To Owner After 22years:not In Nigeria by Joshmon(m): 7:48am On Aug 11, 2015
I sha know if twas my car,na museum get am..
Crime / Re: Stolen Car Returned To Owner After 22years:not In Nigeria by Joshmon(m): 7:47am On Aug 11, 2015
JAMANZE:
Dont drive in it again because the car is now a death trap
I trust ure from the western part of this country,not everybody believes in charms tho..
Crime / Re: Stolen Car Returned To Owner After 22years:not In Nigeria by Joshmon(m): 7:45am On Aug 11, 2015
prospero5:
Limpopo? I thought it's only lovely things that are there. KCee come and see o!
Kcee kor,Kcee ni..is there anywhere that's paradise on earth? Sin abound everywhere
Romance / Re: What's The Craziest Thing You've Done For Love by Joshmon(m): 7:42am On Aug 11, 2015
misspicy:
I traveled from abuja to ibadan to see him,n his worth it over and over againgrin

This is how it shud be,God keep u guys..but some pipo can screw tins sometimes sha
Romance / Re: What's The Craziest Thing You've Done For Love by Joshmon(m): 7:39am On Aug 11, 2015
lilspiceyy:
Lol. Did he? HELL NO! But I've learnt my lessons.
Babe tank God you did o. Once beaten twice shy
Romance / Re: 10 Ideal Ways To Deal With Sexual Harassment At Work Place by Joshmon(m): 7:36am On Aug 11, 2015
YoungestMuller:
ask lalasticlala

Issorait
Crime / Stolen Car Returned To Owner After 22years:not In Nigeria by Joshmon(m): 12:13am On Aug 11, 2015
A South African man has been reunited with his
car 22 years after it was stolen, thanks to a
dogged police investigator. A Pretoria
businessman, Derick Goosen on Monday said he
got a surprised call from warrant officer Kwakwa
Ntokola two weeks ago about a gray 1988 Toyota
Corolla.
He said he had reported the car stolen back in
1993. Goosen said that only in 2014, police
seized a vehicle at a roadblock in the northern
province of Limpopo after noticing that its engine
number had been scratched off. He said that the
stolen car was returned to him after 22 years with
everything inside still in perfect order.
“I can’t believe it, everything inside is still in
perfect order. “I’m going to wash it and drive
around in it.’’ Police Col. Ronel Otto said that
Ntokola managed to reconstruct the number and
eventually traced the owner to Pretoria.

www.vanguardngr.com/2015/08/stolen-car-returned-to-south-african-owner-after-22-years/
Culture / Finally Ife Chiefs Confirms The Death Of Ooni by Joshmon(m): 12:03am On Aug 11, 2015
The Ife traditional council has officially announced the passing away of the Ooni of Ife, Okunade Sijuade Olubuse II, after weeks of speculation. Layi Adereti, the Awara of Iwara-ife, made the confirmation while speaking on the preparation for the Ooni’s burial. He stated that the official proclamation of the passage of the Ooni of Ife, who died at Saint Mary Hospital in London, will be made on Wednesday, August 12. Adereti added that the Oro festival, will be the final rite of passage for the Ooni. “This is an official statement from the palace of Awara of Iwara-Ife, who is the head of Oro deity, that on Wednesday 12th August 2015, there would be official proclamation of the demise of Ooni of Ife,” he said. “The proclamation will be made public during the Oro festival, being the final rites on the demise of Ooni of Ife. “The residents of the ancient town are, therefore, urged to keep away from the streets between the hours of 9am and 4pm, during which the Oro diety will be out. “With the announcement, people are advised to stay in-doors for the period when the Oro will be out.” Mr. Adereti who is also the head of Oro Cult in Ile- Ife, warned the residents of the town whether male or female to remain indoors during the Oro rites. The Council had initially denied the news of the Ooni’s death, insisting that its traditional rulers don’t die
dailypost.ng/2015/08/10/breaking-ife-chiefs-officially-confirm-oonis-death/
Romance / Re: 10 Ideal Ways To Deal With Sexual Harassment At Work Place by Joshmon(m): 9:19pm On Aug 10, 2015
YoungestMuller:
too long I am forced to read later
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11. Tell him/her Ure ready, eat some piece of over-peppered suya...
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Give him/her a massive bl*w-j*b

Where is this one from?
Romance / Re: What's The Craziest Thing You've Done For Love by Joshmon(m): 9:14pm On Aug 10, 2015
sahm4u2nv:
I was in my part5 when i met. This poly bae, named Oluwa.........
One faithful day, i called this bae n in4med her dat iu ll b vsitin her, to cut d story short, on gettin there she neva gave me audience talkless of gaininin access in2 her room. I had to go bak2my sch wt all d loads i bought for her cryin lik a baby smh#

Bros tnk God u got to know ur fate from day 1,cos it would have been worse if u went into the relationship and years later you discover it was all faked!

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Romance / Re: What's The Craziest Thing You've Done For Love by Joshmon(m): 5:10pm On Aug 10, 2015
bayocanny:
Correct girl
Omo ure very lucky!!..cos naso u for get 1 pikin and bkum divorced
Romance / Re: What's The Craziest Thing You've Done For Love by Joshmon(m): 2:00pm On Aug 10, 2015
oloriadejoke:
Haaa I have done so many silly things for love oo infact I 4 chop blala 4 been stupid sef...from buying him lots of clothes,provisions and the most crazy part is dividing my monthly alawee into 2 and send one part of it 2 his account number just becos he study in ilorin while I study in abk but everyday is for the thief,one day is for the owner.he travelled down to abk to pay me a visit and after that he will travelled down 2 lagos to see his grandma but luckily when he left he forgot one of his cell phone,b4 he could remember he don reach ojodu berger which means the phone will sleep in my room that day.there is one thing I don't do with men no matter how close u r 2 me I can never check ur cell phone without ur consent.but dat very day I don't know wot tempt me 2 check his phone what I saw is beyond my imagination,lots of pix he snap with different women,series of text msg but I just manage 2 control my anger becos I know all have done 4 him it's just becos of love noting more attach 2 it then I begin 2 think of a master revenge. After paying his granny visit he manage 2 come 4 the cell phone but I didn't alter any words or wot I saw.after he travelled back 2 ilorin I didn't call him d way I used 2 do b4 then he was complaining of lack of communication I told him I was seriously broke with cash d following day I get alert of 15k.yes let d revenge begin!!!! I demand 4 provisional,and exotics things I never demand from him b4,some he will send it tru young shall grow bus or legacy motor when am fully satisfy I post him yellow card 4 wasting my precious time and red card after I achieved my aim. He was still in total shock but I believe that do me I do you God no go vex




Madam u d best abeg..I like it when I see girls with your mind but don't be too hard on my brothers
Romance / What's The Craziest Thing You've Done For Love by Joshmon(m): 11:51am On Aug 10, 2015
I've heard people do risky things in the name of love but lately youths of this generation have been so love tangled and addicted to sexuality and this has led to males and females engaging in crazy acts. I remember vividly back then in school there was this boy who had a very nice GF,we all lived in the same compound but because she stayed alone the guy decided to move in and was staying with her,she did almost everything for him;from getting his bathing water,feeding him to ironing and washing his clothes(things girls do for love) then one day I was in my room and heard people screaming when I got out I discovered that it was this same guy that caused the screaming and shouting,he had drank this local insecticide (otapiapia) to commit suicide(this was known by the suicide letter he wrote to his mother) just because his GF jilted him and said she was no longer interested,you know what annoyed me most?! Twas when his GF came and saw him right before my eyes she bent down and said to him"why u wan kill ursef,u no knw say if u die I go get anoda bf ko?"..To cut the long story short,he didn't die anyways as a lot of traditional medications was given to him as per western-boys,but after then I didn't know what class of guys I should place him...OPs please share your crazy love stories too and help move this to the front

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