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FamilyRe: Husband Flees After Wife Delivers Triplets by jossy501: 12:19am On Aug 02, 2013
pDude: MY DEAR, I DEY TIME THE THING WELLA. ONCE I KNOW SAY THE PRECUM WAN COMMOT, NA CONDOM DEY ENTER THE EQUATION O. I AM EXPERIENCED IN THIS. THAT'S WHY I NEVER FATHERED ANY BASTARD KIDS IN MY HEY-DAYS.

NOR BE TODAY grin grin grin grin
ONCE I KNOW SAY THE PRECUM WAN COMMOT, NA CONDOM DEY ENTER THE EQUATION O. Guy you go kill person with laugh o , i don laugh belle full. now i just understand how experienced you dey handle your thing. Good Luck Bro
FamilyRe: Husband Flees After Wife Delivers Triplets by jossy501:
pDude: Nigerians please fvck responsibly please!!!

Please!!!!

Presently I'm in yankee and I have just one toddler. My wife rolls with Nigerian people over here and most of them are silly Igbo people (I am Igbo and she is too) who talk big and act little and have many kids. Because of this influence, she wants to have more children angry angry angry angry angry angry

Me wey still dey hustle and school at the same time, and the one pikin wey we get don dey shorten our ration, so na me go carry my unprotected d!!ck come put inside her unprotected puna angry angry angry

That ain't gonna happen anytime soon. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Everytime I withdraw or use condom na so she go dey vex.

I am not yet financially ready for another child hence I AM USING PROTECTION TILL FURTHER NOTICE!!!!!!!!!



I AM WRITING THIS BECAUSE MANY OF US HERE FVCK IRRESPONSIBLY!!!! SOJI YOUR LIFE OO!!

FVCK RESPONSIBLY AND PLAN YOUR FAMILY ACCORDINGLY!!! angry angry angry
LMAO Tell them !make them hear
FamilyRe: Can You Attend The Marriage Of A Gay Brother Or Relative? by jossy501: 10:14pm On Jul 30, 2013
Sweetlemon: Classic! cheesy cheesy grin

@ topic, I reject and bind every spirit of homosexualism in my family in Jesus' name.
AMEN!!!!
TravelRe: Visa Lottery Winner, Other Arrested Over Scam Marriage by jossy501: 12:32pm On Jul 30, 2013
This are the kind of people that give our country bad image and causes a lot of issues for other Nigerians in the diaspora
InvestmentRe: 6 Investment Fallacies You Need To Avoid by jossy501: 9:09pm On Jul 27, 2013
T-Wallpapers:
Are you a child? If yes then the write up is not for you. If you can't figure it out with what not to do, you will get more confused with what to do!
sometimes adult need some details explanation
InvestmentRe: 6 Investment Fallacies You Need To Avoid by jossy501: 9:05pm On Jul 27, 2013
Bros G: Thanks. What's so special in being first to comment sef
help me ask them
InvestmentRe: 6 Investment Fallacies You Need To Avoid by jossy501: 9:04pm On Jul 27, 2013
ighoosagie: as far as i am concern u have not spoken anytin, i prefer u telling us what 2 do , rather than telling us wat not 2 do.

Not doing d wrong tin doesn't mean u av done d right tin.


if u re tellin us not 2 eat garri , i tink u should also tell us wat 2 eat, else we die of hunger.
exactly my point
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid's girlfriend VS Davido's girlfriend who is Hotter? by jossy501: 9:37pm On Jul 22, 2013
life_style: These guys will still cheat on them undecided
That one naa normal
SportsRe: Ivory Coast Vs Nigeria: CHAN Qualifier - (2 - 0) On 27th July 2013 by jossy501: 3:53pm On Jul 20, 2013
i hope they are well prepared this time around cos Nigerians will not entertain any funny and unnecessary mistake from Keshi and his boys. God bless 9ija
Nairaland GeneralRe: Freed Prisoner Prefers Prison To Being Released by jossy501: 3:47pm On Jul 20, 2013
very Sad God please help him
InvestmentRe: Gtbank Savings Account Interest Payments Replaced By Deductions by jossy501: 3:17pm On Jul 20, 2013
Same thing happen to me i was wondering can't imagine deducting interest from a saving account which bank does that or is it the new policy in the banking system i tire ooh .in fact this banks are going to drive us crazy one day !
CelebritiesRe: Rita Dominic Is Face Of Nollywood 2013 by jossy501: 3:00pm On Jul 20, 2013
Make u know go marry they there they do face of Nollywood i pity u, you will still understand very soon
Music/RadioRe: Wizkid Performs With Angel At Yahoo! Wireless Festival by jossy501: 4:12pm On Jul 19, 2013
it is a great joy to see my fellow 9ija brother doing it real big especially making 9ija proud
FamilyRe: Should Husbands Hide Money From Their Wives? by jossy501: 9:19pm On Jul 18, 2013
Royal Roy: Even though I am not married, I personally will follow an age old statement my dad has thought me!!!

[size=20pt]Never Let a Woman Know Exactly What You Are Worth. If you are worth 100naira, tell her you are worth just 50 naira!!! [/size]

I intend to follow that rule to the letter!!!
gbam beni (exactly)
CelebritiesRe: Picture Of Oge Okoye's Uncompleted Mansion by jossy501: 8:51pm On Jul 18, 2013
Bonaguy: [img]http://1.bp..com/-X2sjbCZ1Nio/Uefb9Oyv4vI/AAAAAAAAMWU/Yck6vYQy9T0/s320/%253D%253Futf-8%253FB%253FSG91c2Utb2YtTWFsaXEtNC0zNjJ4NjAwLmpwZw%253D%253D%253F%253D-719877[/img]

The actress shared this photo of her uncompleted mansion on twitter with the caption "#hard work pays##"
Nice one girl.

[img]http://1.bp..com/-9RJ_i4l-yls/Uefb9vp5GSI/AAAAAAAAMWg/FswE_K_MNSs/s320/%253D%253Futf-8%253FB%253FcGV1Zl8yMDEzMDcxOF8yNDcuanBn%253F%253D-722082[/img]

http://www.gistmetro.com/2013/07/oge-okoye-shows-off-her-uncompleted.html
at least e better pass some people wey dey post marijuana as achievement
PoliticsRe: UN May Sanction Nigeria For Al-bashir's Visit by jossy501: 5:35pm On Jul 17, 2013
WildChild00: The question is why has UN not taking any action against George .W. Bush and Tony.Blair. of the united kingdom, for crime against humanity they committed when in office? eg in Iraq etc.
exactly my point
FashionRe: Most Beautiful Girl In Nigeria 2013 Contestants In Traditional Attire by jossy501: 5:14pm On Jul 17, 2013
i give it to miss Abuja she fyn die
RomanceRe: 10 Lies Women Tell Men! by jossy501: 6:08pm On Jul 12, 2013
laykhorn: 1. I Love you

2. I will never let you go

3. Money doesnt matter as long as you love me

4. You are my one and Only

5. For better for worse, till death do us apart
LMAO Make sense but no 2 ,3,4,5 make perfect sense. all lies and God go punish any woman wey go use all this factor as a pretense to get at me. Nonsense !!!
SportsRe: Sunday Oliseh Replies Stephen Keshi! - by jossy501: 2:48am On Jul 11, 2013
sunch: Oliseh issue with keshi is the continous silence in calling back odemwingie
exactly the point
SportsRe: Sunday Oliseh Replies Stephen Keshi! - by jossy501: 2:41am On Jul 11, 2013
collynzo2: .
.WHO ARE THEY PLEASE?

Osaze,matins
.
.WHO SAYS KESHI CAN'T MANAGE THEM? He changed Mikel to a player who now wears our shirt with pride.



.



.
.Conveniently forgot that the transfer window was already closed before AFCON ended

Oliseh is just bitter.
CelebritiesRe: Charlyboy's New Photos by jossy501: 7:22pm On Jul 09, 2013
lulukay: This man should be paid big time for modelling..he's poses,expressions n outfits are amazing!
exactly
CelebritiesRe: Rita Dominic With Joe (American RNB Singer) (photo) by jossy501: 3:46pm On Jul 08, 2013
Babaneh: what's my business with her contact. this is not a news
must you click ?
RomanceRe: Write A Letter To Your Future Husband/wife. by jossy501: 8:44pm On Jul 05, 2013
xynerise: Your letter doesnt have sender's address? undecided. It looks like a cover letter to me
what do u mean is he looking for a job
FamilyRe: Traditional, Religious Or Court Wedding: Best Form Of Marriage by jossy501: 8:40pm On Jul 05, 2013
paramajit: ffff
Meaning ?
CelebritiesRe: Kerry Washington Weds Nnamdi Asomugha by jossy501: 3:09am On Jul 05, 2013
Stiv: Some things come to you. Nice one, Broomhilda.
That was before
CelebritiesRe: Kerry Washington Weds Nnamdi Asomugha by jossy501: 1:35am On Jul 05, 2013
seedord247: Nigerian gurls are looosing it day by day..... cry
ehhh
RomanceRe: Is Your Partner A Nairalander? by jossy501: 1:29am On Jul 05, 2013
ekt_bear: It is very easy for you to make your wish come true grin
how ? can u be more explicit
FamilyRe: Should Two Sisters Marry To The Same Family? by jossy501: 1:19am On Jul 05, 2013
ekwah: why not? undecided No be love be the most important thing?
tell dem !!!
RomanceRe: Must Your First Love Be Your True Love ? by jossy501: 1:18am On Jul 05, 2013
SniperInADiaper: No.. My true love is now my enemy. angry
You can be so funny
Science/TechnologyRe: Internet-enabled Pillow Connects Long-Distance Lovers by jossy501: 1:14am On Jul 05, 2013
tyadams: Mumu invention. Make dem kiss d pillow nau.
LMAO
CelebritiesRe: Kerry Washington Weds Nnamdi Asomugha by jossy501: 11:41pm On Jul 04, 2013
how did u know that ? please be more detail
udifrancis: Looks like the woman has been doing a lot of fasting or is she starving herself so she can at least look prettyhuh
CelebritiesRe: Kerry Washington Weds Nnamdi Asomugha by jossy501: 11:37pm On Jul 04, 2013
Jomark: joseph easy o... U are nt in Egypt
when u won start
jossy501: exactly

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