googlepikin: dear future wife, hmmmm i cant wait for us to meet each other and cuddle ourself in bed and tell stories to each other about our pass. i pray you are not one of dis Nigerian greedy girls that sleeps around for money,i know God will show me you some day.i dont have a girlfriend for now cos im waiting for us.i hope you are in your mothers kitchen learning how to cook, not following all dis random boys to eateries, cos i dont want to come home and start eating carrot,cucumber and lettuce or noodles cos you cant cook. sweet heart im being faithful now cos im busy doing things that will make us both happy for the rest of our life.we will always say sorry to each other when we are wrong no matter what.guess what, im using a nokia phone and a blackberry bold 2, i wonder what phone both of us will be using den.my internet is unlimted cos its MTN magic sim, cos i know then the internet will be fast and cheap.oh no they just took our light now, but i know the next time i will be reading dis post with you Nigeria will have steady light 24/7.
i promise i will always love you for the rest of my life.im not that flirty type,its going to be me and you forever, I LOVE YOU HONEY, OR SHOULD I CALL YOU MY SWEET HEART. hmmm i cant wait for us to meet.bye bye take good care of yourself for me.God will bless us with our children bye *tears*

xynerise:
My dear no be small thing o . But if e no be panadol, e no fit be like panadol .

xynerise:
My dear no be small thing o . But if e no be panadol, e no fit be like panadol .

xynerise: Your letter doesnt have sender's address? . It looks like a cover letter to me

segzytemi: Dear future wife

I know you are somewhere down the road waiting for me just as you know am eagerly waiting for you, my instinct keeps guiding me toward your door step and i am sure when i find you and you find me our life will only get better...I also want to tell you how many woman i had mistaken for you, all of them have husky look and wear your smile as u do. They are mostly as tall as you. At least 6inches tall and another two inches wide,they always make me feel good but I'm just as yet to find the one that fills me up an make me feel like a real man. I know you are coming and believe me i am waiting for you to come and fill me up like no other. I hope you get this in time before Miss wrong come up to steal my word.

RedBenson: Who hid my post? Make e no try am again o.

I said SOME women are the most jobless set of people. Imagine someone having time to sit down to write on these rubbishes when men are out there hustling and later on, they (women) will come and task the men for money while thier own time was spent uselessly.

At this point, i reaffirm that domestic cats engage in good activities than some women. At least, chasing after lizards, rats and likes is worthwhile than this.

Anoufia!

vivianc: Dear future husband,
I know you are somewhere searching for me, I hope you find me soon enough before cold kills me in this waterlogged state. *crying*

alutacontinua: As i no get plenty job now, make I write something...who knows, we might go over it in the next 5 years and laugh

On my bed,
4th of July, 2013.

Dear Future Husband,
I have a lot to say to you, especially at such a time like this but I'll just summarize it in few words.
First of all, you better be handsome or else I'll smash your head...ain't nobody giving birth to ugly children.
Second of all, you better be smart and intelligent...ain't nobody living with a 'Johnbull' as a husband or rearing 'Johnbulls' as kids.
Third of all, you better be God-fearing...I mean not all this 'Christian' brothers that ...I don't need you to be the pastor of a 5000-man congregation or the leader of the prayer group association of Nigeria...All I need is that you should be a 'Christian'...in the real sense of the word. I just can't cope with all these so-called Christian brothers around nowadays, they're worse than outright unbelievers. and to say they almost spit fire when they're speaking in tongues. ...May God help us.

Ehhhrrrmmmm...that list was in ascending order of importance.

I really hope and believe that by the time I meet you, I would have known the real meaning of 'love' cos as it is now, the only people I know I love without any shadow of doubt are my family members. You see all the other guys i've met, I will think i'm going crazy because of them but I just wake up one day and I give myself a million and one reasons why he doesn't worth it and boooooooommmmmmmm...the feelings just dissappear into thin air. At least, my father has done some pretty unpleasant things to me before but I still wouldn't trade him for anything in the world...that means if I truly love someone, I wouldn't just count on some few things and make it all go away. So, i've come to conclude that i've not experienced true love. I need you to come and sweep me off my feet, guess that's my basic problem...they just don't sweep me off my feet...I'm not saying be Mr. Perfect but let your imperfections be just right for me. Not the ones that I feel much much better after the break-up...worrisdat? I'm supposed to feel bad after a break-up, not happy! The kind of happy of you wanna go and share testimony in church. But I know with you, a day without you would be like hell fire, yes, that is when I know i'm finally down and rolling in the ocean of love.

I pray for you as much as I can and hope that you do same for me too, I don't hope to meet you too soon....I need a few months more...I wanna concentrate on my career for now...the next 2 years are too critical for me and i need to focus, so, i wouldn't mind if you can give me at least till 2015 before you rear up your head. I need the whole of next year to make some critical decisions, having you around would stream-line my options, I don't want my options narrowed down yet, I want to explore as much as I can, I promise when you come, I'll narrow down as much as I can just to make sure we're both happy.

Did I mention that I need just 2 babies, any gender goes for me! If you're crazy about a third, we might adopt one. And I promise you with everything inside of me, those children are gonna have the best mother they could ever wish for. I'll do anything to make them happy and make you proud of them always! SO HELP ME GOD!

Am I perfect? Baby, I'm not...My major imperfection being my mouth ...not that I go all around yabbing people..NO, but i say the truth a lil too much. If you can handle the truth just like I do handle it....you're gonna be having the best woman on earth by your side every step of the way for the remaining days of your life . I can be that! I can be that woman who stands by you everyday, come rain, come sun! I can be that woman who bounces off the challenges life throws at us even before you do...I'll always be there to pull you up when you need me to. I can be the sweetest, innocent, cutest baby you've ever met when I have to but I can also be the strongest IRON LADY you'll ever meet when I have to. Guess that's where my uniqueness comes in...Just love me for who I am and I promise you, we'll shake our world together. LOTS OF LOVE!








*dt's just a summary oo*

joeace2020:


Ohhh only if u know say some saliva dey cus penile dysfunction

alutacontinua: As i no get plenty job now, make I write something...who knows, we might go over it in the next 5 years and laugh

On my bed,
4th of July, 2013.

Dear Future Husband,
I have a lot to say to you, especially at such a time like this but I'll just summarize it in few words.
First of all, you better be handsome or else I'll smash your head...ain't nobody giving birth to ugly children.
Second of all, you better be smart and intelligent...ain't nobody living with a 'Johnbull' as a husband or rearing 'Johnbulls' as kids.
Third of all, you better be God-fearing...I mean not all this 'Christian' brothers that ...I don't need you to be the pastor of a 5000-man congregation or the leader of the prayer group association of Nigeria...All I need is that you should be a 'Christian'...in the real sense of the word. I just can't cope with all these so-called Christian brothers around nowadays, they're worse than outright unbelievers. and to say they almost spit fire when they're speaking in tongues. ...May God help us.

Ehhhrrrmmmm...that list was in ascending order of importance.

I really hope and believe that by the time I meet you, I would have known the real meaning of 'love' cos as it is now, the only people I know I love without any shadow of doubt are my family members. You see all the other guys i've met, I will think i'm going crazy because of them but I just wake up one day and I give myself a million and one reasons why he doesn't worth it and boooooooommmmmmmm...the feelings just dissappear into thin air. At least, my father has done some pretty unpleasant things to me before but I still wouldn't trade him for anything in the world...that means if I truly love someone, I wouldn't just count on some few things and make it all go away. So, i've come to conclude that i've not experienced true love. I need you to come and sweep me off my feet, guess that's my basic problem...they just don't sweep me off my feet...I'm not saying be Mr. Perfect but let your imperfections be just right for me. Not the ones that I feel much much better after the break-up...worrisdat? I'm supposed to feel bad after a break-up, not happy! The kind of happy of you wanna go and share testimony in church. But I know with you, a day without you would be like hell fire, yes, that is when I know i'm finally down and rolling in the ocean of love.

I pray for you as much as I can and hope that you do same for me too, I don't hope to meet you too soon....I need a few months more...I wanna concentrate on my career for now...the next 2 years are too critical for me and i need to focus, so, i wouldn't mind if you can give me at least till 2015 before you rear up your head. I need the whole of next year to make some critical decisions, having you around would stream-line my options, I don't want my options narrowed down yet, I want to explore as much as I can, I promise when you come, I'll narrow down as much as I can just to make sure we're both happy.

Did I mention that I need just 2 babies, any gender goes for me! If you're crazy about a third, we might adopt one. And I promise you with everything inside of me, those children are gonna have the best mother they could ever wish for. I'll do anything to make them happy and make you proud of them always! SO HELP ME GOD!

Am I perfect? Baby, I'm not...My major imperfection being my mouth ...not that I go all around yabbing people..NO, but i say the truth a lil too much. If you can handle the truth just like I do handle it....you're gonna be having the best woman on earth by your side every step of the way for the remaining days of your life . I can be that! I can be that woman who stands by you everyday, come rain, come sun! I can be that woman who bounces off the challenges life throws at us even before you do...I'll always be there to pull you up when you need me to. I can be the sweetest, innocent, cutest baby you've ever met when I have to but I can also be the strongest IRON LADY you'll ever meet when I have to. Guess that's where my uniqueness comes in...Just love me for who I am and I promise you, we'll shake our world together. LOTS OF LOVE!








*dt's just a summary oo*

virgin ice: Dear future husband,
Have I met you and I dint know? If I av, pls show me a sign dt u r d one. If I av, pls come bak to my life o. If I avnt, pls come at d ryt time, I av a lot I wanna share wit u.... For now, am just about my career. Oh pls, remember to b great cos am approaching a huge breakthrough. You ad better b greater dan I wl b or same level!
Peace out

imperiouxx: Dear future wife,

I have 3 things for you and they will always be yours forever (1) Love (2) Care (3) Respect.

Yours,

Cold blooded: Dear future wife ,
Anytime I remember that I will get married to u someday I can't help it but burst into a convulsive laughter. It is not b'cos it's funny but b'cos u don't know hw much I luv freedom and wouldn't trade it 4 anything.

We would include an expiry date on our marriage certificate so it can be renewed every 2yrs interval.It's not b'cos I don't luv or trust u - I do, but to be on a safer side I need it.

Yours,
Cold Blooded

zhukafa:

Dear future wife,
Yes, I have been searching for you for a very long time, thank God I have found you on Nairaland. Cold wont kill you in that waterlogged state. Soonest the dream shall come to pass. I hope it goes well. Love you.

A-town:
Fantasyland. Yall better wake up and face the real world. Girls, quit being so stuck up and may-be that future husband won't pass you by. Guys, quit sleeping with everything in skirts and maybe you'll be able to find "the one".

Popowaa: It doesnt have becos it doesnt have a reciever

vivianc:

And you are gonna be one hell of a lucky man, not because I'm a perfecT being; I'm not even in The neighbourhood of "Per," leT alone "fect" buT with my imperfections I'm gonna love and adore you. You would be my king, and Together we would rule in our kingdom.

Just come and take me out of This waterlogged sTate, come and Take me away from This cold and take me inTo your arms where I belong, lay me on your chest and let The beating of your heart be The lyrics That make sense of my whole world. Cos in my world, its jusT you and I. My definition of heaven is waking up in your arms, looking deep in your eyes and Telling you how much you rock my world. Gosh, that's the version of heaven I long for.

I will waiT, and yes all would go well. No matter how long iT takes for you to get here, I'd wait cos I know when our dreams come True, none of this would maTter anymore. You would absolutely be worth the wait!