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Romance / Re: "He Saw My Picture And Slid Into My DM” – Instagram User Shares Love Story by Jostico: 11:30pm On Dec 14, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Desperation has made this one marry her grandpa


save your drama oldest bachelor. don't transfer this mumu to 2018 o

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Celebrities / Re: Between Hushpuppi And A Lady Who Thinks He Is Not The "Billionaire Gucci Master" by Jostico: 12:23pm On Nov 23, 2017
spreado:

This mistake is just too common on nairaland i'm beginning to doubt the correct spelling

what mistake bro?
Celebrities / Re: Between Hushpuppi And A Lady Who Thinks He Is Not The "Billionaire Gucci Master" by Jostico: 3:28am On Nov 23, 2017
Nobody tell the lady say make she quiet. na she sabi Gucci king

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Career / Re: Pretty Policewoman Turns Slay Queen As She Releases Photos To Mark Her Birthday by Jostico: 4:29am On Nov 21, 2017
as a police woman, does she have to look like a jerk or a goof ?

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Romance / Re: “I Love You Like No Other. I Can Kill For You” - Nigerian Guy Tells Bobrisky by Jostico: 6:02am On Nov 18, 2017
Pokemon147:
Shift let me faint plz
if you faint because of 2 his/her , you'll leave nairaland
Romance / Re: How I Made Her Fall In Love With Me by Jostico: 9:59pm On Nov 17, 2017
infant:
A fter class the next day, I
waited to be such that
Sandra would have
gone to the restuarant
for lunch before I went to the
restuarant for lunch also. And
just as I expected, I saw her
already having lunch. I went
straight to the counter to order
for food. After receiving my
food, I walked straight to
Sandra's table and placed my
food on it. I sat next to her
and started consuming my
food without looking at her.
After eating for a while, I stole
a glance at her and noticed
that she was already boring a
hole on my body with her
eyes, probably waiting for me
to explain why I just sat next
to her without even saying
"hi".

I ignored her and continued
consuming my food. When I
was done eating, I looked up
from my table and smiled,
then I did what every
gentleman would have done
since.

"hi" I finally said.

She hissed and ignored my
greeting. After a while of
deafening silence, she finally
spoke.

"so you just noticed that you
are sitting beside someone"

I heaved a sigh of relief.

"Sandra I'm really sorry for
not greeting you earlier. I was
famished. I just had to eat
something before I collapse. I
left home today without
having breakfast" I apologized.

"oh, i see" she sighed.
"with the way you consumed
your food, one can tell that
you are really hungry. why
didn't you have breakfast
before leaving home?"

"I woke up very late and by
the time I got prepared, I was
already late for lecture so I
just left home without having
breakfast"

"so you are telling me now
that you can't go on a fast" she
joked.

"no I can't, I don't joke with
my food" I replied.

And that was how our
conversation started. we talked
about things we were
interested in. we also talked
about other things and I made
joke for time to time which
made her laughed out loud.
When we were done, we
walked out of the restuarant
together. we exchanged phone
numbers and parted ways to
our different homes.


The next day in class, I tried
as much as possible to avoid
Sandra for reasons best known
to me. I went home without
seeing her. I knew she would
have been expecting to see me
at the restuarant, but I just
had to disappoint her again.
I dialed her number that night
from home and she picked at
the first beep.

"what's up Jerry" she said into
the phone.

"I'm cool and you?"

"I'm cool too"

"that's good to hear" I said

"I didn't see you in class
today. what happened?" she
asked.

My face curved in a smile
when I heard that. so she was
expecting to see me. That
means I was heading
somewhere.

"nothing, I just had to leave
early to take care of some
things" I answered.

"okay, so what's up?' she
asked.

I cleared my throat.

"Sandra I really need your
help"

"what's it" she asked

"I have been trying to solve
the assignment that was given
to us today but I can't seem to
find the right formula to apply,
and you know we are to
submit it before 8am
tomorrow. so I was thinking if
I should come over to your
place for you to explain it to
me" I said making my voice
sound desperate.

she sighed before responding.

"okay you can come over"

"thank you very much. you
are the best" I rejoiced

i could hear her chuckled at
the other end.

"okay, i'm waiting" she replied

"i will be there in 30 minute" i
said

"okay then she responded.

i ended the call and lay down
on my bed. i didn't plan of
going to her place. i just
wanted her to believe i was
coming and be expecting me. i
did the assignment before
coming home, so i had no
problem with that. i switched
off my phone to prevent her
call. i slept with smile on my
face at the way my plan was
going.


The next day, i saw Sandra
sitting alone in one of the
empty classes. i walked up to
her and stood beside her. she
was too engrossed in her
phone to notice my presence.

"hi" i said smiling.

she looked up from her phone
and continued with what she
was doing.
I could see the look of
disappointment when she
looked at me.

"Sandra" i called

she raised her head to face me.

"why didn't you come
yesterday?" she asked

"i later solved the question
after applying different
methods" i answered

"and you didn't bother to call.
i even prepared something for
you to eat and waited all night,
yet you didn't show up" she
said in disappointed tone.

wow! she prepared something
for me to eat. i thought.
that means she wanted me to
feel comfortable when i visit
her. i was happy to hear that
but didn't allow it to show on
my face.

"i am sorry" i apologized
masking my joy with a
remourseful look.
"i should have called you but
my phone was down"

"i tried your number all night
but it was switched off" she
said

i went closer and sat beside
her.

"i am sorry" i apologized once
more.

"it's okay"

I brought out two movie
tickets and showed to her.

"I won these tickets to see a
movie at the cinema. I didn't
want to go but based on the
fact that wouldn't want the
tickets to go to waste, I have
decided to go see the movie.
Since I have two tickets with
me, I was thinking if we could
go see the movie together "

Actually, I didn't win the
tickets just like I said. I
actually bought the ticket for
the two of us to go see a
movie. I just had to present it
that way for her not to turn
down my request. I knew it
would be very difficult for her
to turn down my request.

After contemplating on it, she
finally agreed.

"okay, we can go see the movie
together"

"thanks for accepting." i said

We talked for some time
before leaving the school to
prepare for the movie.
www.storyrim..com.ng/2017/11/how-i-made-her-fall-in-love-with-me_17.html?m=1


Abeg continue
Romance / Re: How I Made Her Fall In Love With Me by Jostico: 7:57pm On Nov 16, 2017
infant:
I went online to search for
articles on how to make a
lady fall in love with you.
After surfing the internet
for 3hours, I finally got what I
was looking for. I wrote down
all I needed and memorized it.
I smiled to myself when I was
sure I was good to go.
My plan was to walk up to
Sandra and pour out all the
sweet words I had memorized
which I believed would melt
her heart and make her fall in
love with me. I went to bed
that night smiling all through.


After class the next day, I went
to the school restuarant to
have lunch. Sandra walked
into the restuarant 5 minutes
later. She glanced at my
direction and caught me
already staring at her. She
ignored me and went to her
usual spot to sit. A sudden fear
gripped me and I started
doubting if I would be able to
accomplish my plan. I waved it
aside immediately by telling
myself that I was prepared for
the outcome.
I recited my memorized line to
myself and when I was sure I
was good to go, I stood up and
walked towards her. I stood
beside her table and stared
silently at her. she was too
engrossed in her meal to
notice my presence. while I
was still contemplating on
whether to distract her, she
looked up from her table and
our gaze locked.
A sudden fear gripped me and
my mind suddenly went blank.
I forgot all I had memorized.
she stared intensely at me,
waiting for me to state my
reasons for distracting her
from having her meal. I tried
to say "hi" but my voice only
sounded like a whisper even to
my own ears. I tried to speak,
but my voice failed me.
After staring at her without
having anything to say, i
finally stretched my notebook
which i was holding to her.
she collected the notebook still
staring at me. she flipped
through pages and turned back
to me.

"what should i do with this?"
she asked.

"erm... .. erm..." i stammered.
"i want you to explain
something to me. i still don't
understand the topic that was
treated today by Dr. Grey"

"which part don't you
understand?" she asked.

I pointed the part i wanted her
to explain on the notebook.
"okay, i will explain it to you
when i am done with my
meal"

I sat next to her and waited for
her to finish her food. when
she was done eating, she
explained the topic to me. i
tried to pay for her meal when
we were done, but she politely
declined.

I went home that day happy,
not because i achieved my
aim, but because i finally
talked to Sandra. Now that i
had finally talked to Sandra, i
could now plot my other plans,
which was to make her fall in
love with me. i also needed to
be careful not to allow her
friendzoned me, because i
knew that ladies like Sandra
could easily friendzone a guy
without having second
thought.

I used the whole of my
bedtime planning my next
move on how to make her fall
in love with me and not to
friendzone me. When i was
satisfied with the method i
came up with, i smiled to
myself. At the same time, i
needed to tread carefully in
order for my plan not to
backfire.


I walked into the school
restuarant the next day and
found Sandra already having
lunch. I walked up to her and
sat next to her.

"hi Sandra"

"hi" she responded.

"i really want to thank you for
helping me out yesterday. I'm
really greatful."

"it's nothing"

"i found it difficult to
comprehend what the lecturer
thought in class, but after you
explained it to me, it just look
as easy as ever" i said.

"sometimes we just need a
little helping hand from our
coursemate to help us
understand better what was
thaught in class. so it's
nothing" she responded.

I placed a hand on my
stomach.

"i'm really hungry. i need to
order for food now" i said.

"okay" she responded.

"thanks once more"

"you are welcome" she
responded


I stood up and went to the
counter to place my order.
After receiving my order, i
carried my food, walked pass
her and placed my food on a
different table. i sat down and
started consuming my lunch.
I knew she was expecting me
to place my food on her table
and sit beside her, but i just
had to disappoint her. From
my personal research, i had
come to realise that most
ladies fall easily for guys that
they can't easily predict thier
moves. so i had to make sure
that she does'nt predict my
every move.

I walked up to her when i was
done eating and informed her
that i was leaving. i left the
restuarant without waitng for
her response. I kept smiling at
my new found courage as i
walked back home.

www.storyrim..com.ng/2017/11/how-i-made-her-fall-in-love-with-me.html?m=1


please finish up the story I beg

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Is Still On Hushpuppi's Case by Jostico: 8:31pm On Nov 11, 2017
legendte:
Hmmmm Over to NwaAmaikpe
it's so unfair

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Politics / Re: Image Of A Country: Some Americans Mock Nigeria On Twitter by Jostico: 6:17pm On Nov 11, 2017
GloriaNinja:
undecided AMERICANS ARE MORE SAVAGE THAN NIGERIANS ON TWITTER.

what do you think he said?
Romance / Re: Nigerian Women Are Ugly, Men Don’t Know How To Speak Good English - Kenyan Man by Jostico: 10:58am On Nov 01, 2017
teresafaith:
Somehow true

I doubt your nationality and your citizenship

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Crime / Re: Couple Steals Mad Woman’s Baby After 15 Years Of Childless Marriage (pic) by Jostico: 8:06am On Oct 28, 2017
haywire07:
Marriage based deceit .

But they should hav let them have the baby na or do they want the baby to be nurtured by a mad woman?

when mad person die, then you go know say e get family. The bond between that mad woman and her child is supernatural.

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Sports / Re: Obafemi Martins Celebrates His 33rd Birthday Today by Jostico: 7:56am On Oct 28, 2017
alexistaiwo:
How can Obafemi be 33 years
Do footballers and those in the entertainment industry also use the 365 days calendar or is there another calendar comprising of 5000 days in a year.


I am not understanding at all undecided

If you understand why some are poor some are rich, you've understood what you wrote up there.

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Crime / Re: Lady Sent To Prison For Stealing One Month To Her Wedding by Jostico: 7:50am On Oct 28, 2017
Village people, it will never be better for you guys

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Lady Who Used Her Bike To Campaign For Buhari Expresses Her Regret by Jostico: 8:40pm On Oct 26, 2017
forgive yourself, nobody saw it coming

Celebrities / Re: Davido Goes Drinking With Friends Days After Losing Tagbo (pictures) by Jostico: 9:29am On Oct 17, 2017
should he then join the dead ?

Celebrities / Re: BBNaija's Marvis Looks Gorgeous In New Photos by Jostico: 9:24am On Oct 17, 2017
richeeyo:
Cloth rapper or waitin
Rapper my foot

Nothing dey this life o. appreciate others for your own to come o

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Celebrities / Re: Who Wore This Trouser Better? D'banj VS Hushpuppi by Jostico: 9:21am On Oct 17, 2017
dollytino4real:
why is koko master own is half? 4 me is koko master

Please what else could this mean?

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Politics / Re: 'I Am Leaving Nigeria As A Hero'‚ Jacob Zuma Gushes After Massive Statue Of Him by Jostico: 9:18am On Oct 17, 2017
Jnutro:
Hero of what exactly

okorocha
Celebrities / Re: Davido Cancels Zimbabwe Show Over Tagbo Controversy by Jostico: 1:18pm On Oct 14, 2017
would he have continued?
Politics / Re: Rats’ Invasion: Buhari Yet To Use Office Seven Weeks After by Jostico: 6:06am On Oct 14, 2017
Nigerians. how come we ended up having such a dude in our midst as a president ?

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Lady Outs A Cyberbully, Offers N300,000 To Anyone Who Knows Him (pics) by Jostico: 5:14am On Oct 12, 2017
Truckpusher:
Thief grin
I'm sorry if I stole your words, but I learnt that from diesel
Crime / Re: Nigerian Lady Outs A Cyberbully, Offers N300,000 To Anyone Who Knows Him (pics) by Jostico: 5:14am On Oct 12, 2017
Truckpusher:
Thief grin
I'm sorry if I stole your words, but I learnt that from diesel
Career / Re: Shock As 21,780 Kaduna Teachers Fail Primary Four Exams by Jostico: 6:07am On Oct 11, 2017
Lies Lies Lies Lies Lies Lies
Celebrities / Re: Photos: Chika Ike Attends Harvard Business School by Jostico: 2:56am On Oct 11, 2017
Jimi23:
This girl wey we nor dey see for movies again...her ex husband and herself used to reside in Ejigbo a suburb. Where she come dey get money from now? Is she do one working hard or her punnani...She should beware of ritualists aka polithiefcians aka destiny killers ooo

Do you guys think there's no life outside the movie industry? or a woman can't hustle without the help of her p! ssy? change the mindset please.
Crime / Re: Nigerian Lady Outs A Cyberbully, Offers N300,000 To Anyone Who Knows Him (pics) by Jostico: 2:53am On Oct 11, 2017
I can't remember the last time I lost sleep because of a hater. Advice, move on and make use of your time
NYSC / Re: Ogun Corper Beaten By SARS (Photos) by Jostico: 3:17am On Oct 10, 2017
And you later gave them the phone. strange

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Events / Re: Young Lady Goes Topless To Celebrate Her Birthday On Facebook (photos) by Jostico: 8:52am On Oct 06, 2017
this generation is whack
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Replies Bobrisky After Calling Him Out by Jostico: 6:41am On Oct 06, 2017
It all started after you mocked "bob" he was doing his thing you intruded. at times focusing on your thing is compelling

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Romance / Re: "Shoutout To All My Husband Customers" - Lady To All Her Boyfriend’s Sidechics by Jostico: 8:13am On Oct 05, 2017
It's time to change around those things or change the things around you, they either make you or break you . we should be determined for progress
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Blasts A Follower Who Tried To Correct His English by Jostico: 9:51pm On Oct 03, 2017
Street would always be street

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Celebrities / Re: If Wizkid Is A Lion And Ycee Is A Beast, Then I'm Alangba (lizard) - Donjazzy by Jostico: 4:27pm On Oct 03, 2017
Selflessness

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Sports / Re: 'Edo Boy' Crushes Tanzanian Boxer To Retain ABU Boxing Title, Wins N2.5M. Photos by Jostico: 8:12am On Oct 03, 2017
stanley edo boy senior.

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