₦airaland Forum

you no go fit carry belle because, may be, you no fit conceive

Why didn't you sign a legal agreement as other ladies do?

Tomorrow he'll come out to deny it and say it was AI that said it,not him. What an impunity and immunity....nda ara

I had this similar experience in 2009. I was fully dressed to go meet a girl I've been 'toasting' for so long who finally gave in. We fixed a date to hang out(valentine's day). Just stepping out of my door, I saw my neighbors son, carried him and played with him as usual. Before I could say Jack, the small nigga don vomit and piss pour my body.
I couldn't say anything. I was just static. I thought to myself, how will I keep my mouth to tell her I won't make it. I had to cancel the date and apologized.
Do you know the next day I heard some cultists entered the bar I had told the girl to meet me and shot some people dead. God used that baby to save me from that tragedy that day else I for don go 6ft down the ground.
Sometimes, things like this could be a sign...

Bayo Onanuga is nothing but a fool and a specialist in failure just like his dementia-ridden president

JibolaUsman:
Na the pain of the economy. The car is not eating well so one of the eyes swelled. Ha ha ha !!!

Hahahaha.....

JibolaUsman:
Haba ..... How you dey talk like dat. If Mercedes Benz do am you go stand up and clap for them.

One eye no big pass one?

You failed to add the "city boys movement" crooner, Seyi Tinubu, who is more popular than his dad

AWONEYAN:
Despite the ruthless act by these Fulanis and the most recent kidnapped of the school children in Ogbomosho.

No one seems bold enough to tame these people. They are appeared so powerful.

The US government gave an indicting reports that just 30,000 of them are terrorizing Nigerians. Yet no one is bold enough to take it up from there .
We know Buhari gave them a free confidence to ravage Nigeria, but is PBAT afraid to look there vote, that is why he can't act.

Am afraid if Nigeria votes another Fulani president. They will openly declare war against other ethnic

PBAT can't fight the people that brought him to power

eepeepook:
If these people take lives as if humans are livestock, they shouldn’t fear for their lives when soldiers come their way.

Which soldiers? The Nigerian army that had already been infiltrated

The guy reminds me of my late father. He could buy periwinkles on his back from work. He'd call me and say "guy prepare this thing make we suck am". Na so me and my twin bro, together with popsy go sidon suck "isam" for more than one hour upon say soup dey house o with periwinkles inside. But to use am cook beans? That your guy na serious WWE combo e dey do so.

You're taking too much. NSA and other security agencies and toothless dogs. They only exercise power on innocent civilians. The government of the day enjoys these killings because it's not affecting their family members. They use the lives of these innocent children and people kidnapped and killed everyday as chess. May it never be well with anybody who supports this government for it's atrocities against Nigeria and Nigerians

E be like person punch the car for eye that's why one eye big pass the other.

dawnomike:
Tolerate her for the sake of your kids...

At least, till they are old enough to understand that you were not at fault. Lest their mother poison their young pure beautiful minds against you that you threw them out to re-marry!!!

He should tolerate a woman that may likely kill him at any given chance? It's better he takes his kids to his mother and return his wife to their family. Simple! You want him to die of BP abi

When a teacher was kidnapped,beaten and beheaded, this efulefu called Bayo Onanuga didn't call for the arrest and detention of the culprits. VDM just brought out the words of your master, Tinubu and you want to bring all hell down on him. What a useless presidential spokesman!

Ibadanfarmroad:
When people talk of financial prudence about obi I just laugh, a man that his govt house budget was bigger than budget for education when he was a governor ? Someone that saved money in three banks that he had interest in when doctors were on strike for 13 months in the same state ?🤣🤣🤣

Bring proof,no just dey tear mouth

HacheNoire:
How do you expect the government to take Peter Ogbudu serious?

Should I remind you that Peter Ogbudu was a drug addict that was rehabilitated in the United Kingdom, and previously spent TEN years in a psychiatric home in Lagos, Nigeria?

Y’all expect the government to react to everything but never consider the mental status of the messenger!

Did he make sense in his post yes or no? Take the message and leave the messenger.
Common sense is not common

slipperyanus07:
Both vdm and tinubu plus bayo all of them are mentally unstable

VDM is more better than your Bayo and Tinubu when it comes to sense and understanding the problem of Nigeria and Nigerians

omoredia:
why no take photos with the doctors and nurses who will be running it?

He won't do that because it's a 'flash' project. It may not be functional at the end. Just to score cheap praise that's all

I've always told Nigerians and I will continue saying it. Prayer will and can never solve the problem of Nigeria. Actions will. All the ones una don pray wetin don happen? Your guess is as good as mine

There's nothing transformative about it.

AsomughaChuks02:
Some Obi supporters are saying that Seriake Dickson the NDC national leader humiliated Peter Obi here by ordering him to stand and explain himself while his aide photographed the incident.

What is your opinion of this awkward set up?

Where you there when according to you, Seriake Dickson ordered Peter Obi to stand and ask his aide t photograph him or do you have video to prove your point? Why this man(PO) dey always give una BP like this? You're not talking about your incompetent president who can't rescue kidnapped students and teachers, you're after Peter Obi. He's not your problem in this country, Tinubu is

This same thing once happened to Branislav Ivanovich while celebrating Zenith St Petersburg after winning their domestic trophy. They should change that crystal-made trophy to the ones the EPL and other leaues use. It's damn too fragile

Any digital bank other than opay, palmpay, Ren money, fairmoney... Count me out. Right from time I didn't fancy the idea of this Airtel smartcash

Abobi....age well bro

That is a very silly excuse to give. Na rain dey drain my data ni? Last night I did data. Checked my data balance it was 800mb. Just to turn my internet connection,after 10 seconds I got a notification that I have 100mb left. I no fit mad I swear. I didn't do any download, froze data-consuming apps but still no head way.

MTN you guys are thieves!

Me as the bike man: o girl I no sure say this road good because of too much water wey full am. We go cut follow inside owa street then follow ozo road so that we go by-pass those useless ticket people and hold-up.

Tell them say that their format no go work again next year

Rapmoney:
Okay. You can now drink cold water.

Cold water and chilled water which one is correct Biko?