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Investment / Re: Data Entry Job!!! by joycesims(f): 10:18am On Mar 09, 2017
Explain more pls! With an example if you can, thanks.
Romance / Re: Show Me A Lady Without Belly Fat And I Tell You This (photos) by joycesims(f): 10:57pm On Mar 08, 2017
FitnessDoctor:


I don't mean to insult you, but when did you start living in the city... Because many people used to village life.. or just coming from the village can perfectly agree to this... I have a friend too and she does the same like you stated above.. But the fact is that she just came from the village a few years ago and I will say it can be due that the body is already used to eating natural foods that are not refined with chemicals which reduce it's quality and efficiency and also poison the body...



Stay Healthy, Stay Wise



Born and bred in Lagos undecided

Village life grin funny

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Romance / Re: Show Me A Lady Without Belly Fat And I Tell You This (photos) by joycesims(f): 4:38pm On Mar 08, 2017
Ngozi123:


We don't at all. He's just a hater.

As for this thread, it's not difficult to keep a flat stomach; just stay away from really starchy foods like garri, pounded yam etc and workout your tummy area regularly. I don't think that any woman should eat garri et al more than once a fortnight.


My dear, good genes are also involved, I eat anything, I eat late, I don't like swallow but if I do it's garri/fufu!

Maybe when I give birth, but I doubt cos mumy doesn't have either!

And my brothers,, they got very tight tummies' despite the quantity of food they consume, gosh!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by joycesims(f): 8:48pm On Mar 06, 2017
Odunharry:

Lol.. Who could this be!! hmm.. i know now.
How's work??


Which work? I'm job searching
I live around you I think!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by joycesims(f): 6:10pm On Mar 06, 2017
Odunharry:

My area.. From Ibadan, get a bus coming to mile 2. From mile 2 enter wilmer bus, drop at berger suya and ask anyone.

My neighbour cheesy abeg if u see work holla me oo

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Family / Re: I Think This Is What True Love Is. What Do You Think? by joycesims(f): 10:55am On Mar 05, 2017
Op you writing in Newyork speak?

Well yea, I think so too, that's another form of true love.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by joycesims(f): 7:40am On Mar 05, 2017
ADEWALE7777:
please how do I get to this place from Ibadan

George Street Olodi-Apapa, Lagos.


Hmm, a bus top would help me to direct you better!
Celebrities / Re: Remy Ma Another One (nicki Minaj Diss) by joycesims(f): 8:15am On Mar 03, 2017
I do understand this diss track! undecided
You know she "making sense"
Education / Re: Checkout The Entry Requirements Of OAU Ladies Group 'omega Chicks Circle' by joycesims(f): 9:07am On Mar 01, 2017
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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by joycesims(f): 3:12pm On Feb 26, 2017
peacettw:


I know right. Glad to know I am not the only one

What happened to the thread o
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by joycesims(f): 1:52pm On Feb 25, 2017
yunafa:
Bad attempt at DAMAGE CONTROL!!!

You think? Why no wedding pics tho
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by joycesims(f): 1:45pm On Feb 25, 2017
I read that TTT took over his late brother's wife and kids!

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by joycesims(f): 11:04am On Feb 25, 2017
akthedream1:

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY BLACK LADIES DONT KNOW WHAT THEY HAVE? ARE THEY COMPLAINING TO YOU?
BEING WHITE, YELLOW,GREEN, BROWN OR BLACK DOESN'T STOP YOU FROM BEING UGLY... THAT IS IF THE WORD UGLY EXISTS..


Seems like you are shouting at me!

No one is ugly,
And yes I know ppl who complain about it.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by joycesims(f): 10:32am On Feb 25, 2017
peacettw:



Ugly doesn't even come close. She is beautiful...I don't know if it's just me but lately I am beginning to appreciate very dark skin coloured ladies. I am fair and get annoyed when people tell me I am fair. Go figure.


You just spoke my mind! Wish I was dark, I get really annoyed when called oyibo! Dark skinned ladies don't know what they have embarassed

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by joycesims(f): 9:59am On Feb 25, 2017
BlossomBright:
please how do i get to this address from Ijaye (87a Mustapha Azeeza Close
By ABC Transport Terminal off 2nd Rainbow Bus stop
Oshodi Apapa Exp Way
Lagos.) Thanks for your response.

I don't know where ijaye is, but if u can find a bus going to mile2, tell the conductor you'd stop at 2nd rainbow, from there, you'll see kekes and okadas, tell them the street name by 'ABC' (which is very popular)
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by joycesims(f): 5:05pm On Feb 24, 2017
fashoo2010:
yes


OK cool, don't you see vacancies around there? I loved working there cos of proximity to my house, I'm job hunting now!
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh: "I Lied To Make Churchill, My Ex Husband What He Is Today" by joycesims(f): 5:03pm On Feb 24, 2017
Haute:


Ahan! Why did it take you so long to spill the beans? Busybody. Smh

Ireneblush ...are you a sister to joycesims? Looks like someone is punishing you both. Her punishment was to face the wall, but yours is to face the car. Issorait. Remain there.

angry
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by joycesims(f): 11:50am On Feb 24, 2017
fashoo2010:
thanks so much
Do u stay in Apapa?
Celebrities / Re: Gifty Denies Having A Sextape, Being Married And Having A Child by joycesims(f): 5:16pm On Feb 23, 2017
Berbierklaus:

You have a point but I don't think the dumb guys want is this gifty's kind of dumb.

Yes there are women whose beauty works for them sha,this world is a crazy place


Yea!
Celebrities / Re: Gifty Denies Having A Sextape, Being Married And Having A Child by joycesims(f): 12:35pm On Feb 23, 2017
Berbierklaus:

It is the worst thing that could happen to a grown up adult,can embarrass people at the most awkward situation,people might not want to mingle with you,for a lady,most guys don't want any thing to do with a dumb woman,they have no discretion, worst still they don't know they are dumb

Its a very bad thing,should have been corrected when she was young,but I guess her parents failed in that part,probably coz she is pretty,but times have changed,a pretty face don't get things done anymore


Most guys prefer their women dumb too! They like their women to be seen not heard.

And believe me, I know very pretty women like gifty who things get done for them till date, its a case of different strokes for different folks!
Celebrities / Re: Gifty Denies Having A Sextape, Being Married And Having A Child by joycesims(f): 10:15am On Feb 23, 2017
Berbierklaus:
This girl has really been dragged,and its not her fault that she is dumb,everybody was not created to be smart.

Gifty ignore them and enjoy your shine jare,people will always talk

But really is being dumb such a bad thing?

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TV/Movies / Re: When Bisola Realizes That TTT Is Married With Kids (Photo) by joycesims(f): 8:44am On Feb 22, 2017
ORACLE1975:
In school: I will get a 150k job

During NYSC: I can manage 100k job

2-5 years later: Just give me any amount. I'm tired.

Who can relate?

I can! So sad cry
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by joycesims(f): 1:33pm On Feb 21, 2017
Akthedream112:

EFE.... I HAVE NEVER USED A GAS COOKER..
EFE.. I HAVE NEVER EATEN PIZZA.
EFE... I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO A CINEMA..
EFE... BISOLA GOT MORE THAN 40K FOLLOWERS . BUT I GOT ONLY 500..
IF THESE ARE NOT SUB STORIES, WHAT ARE THEY?


They are indeed sob stories, just like GEJ's no shoes story, Nigerians(most) like it so, lol
TV/Movies / Re: Thin Tall Tony Denies His Wife And Children by joycesims(f): 2:33pm On Feb 20, 2017
unclezuma:


Thats a Disney Animated movie called Moana.


O yea true, thank you.
TV/Movies / Re: Thin Tall Tony Denies His Wife And Children by joycesims(f): 2:27pm On Feb 20, 2017
unclezuma:
shocked grin grin grin grin

No he did not..(in mock shock and awe)



Love your gifs!

The one u used of animated characters dancing, is that a movie?
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by joycesims(f): 2:04pm On Feb 20, 2017
toseen7:
Did she call herself a tomboy? Pls tell me if you know.

I never heard her say that, d HMS tho say that!
Its the image she potrays
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by joycesims(f): 1:46pm On Feb 20, 2017
Is marvis a real tomboy or faking it?

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by joycesims(f): 12:03pm On Feb 20, 2017
Ayokunleayoolashakirudeen:

Anytime from 7
Ésè
Romance / Re: They Met On Twitter: Guy Kicks Babe Out After Sex, Then This Happened by joycesims(f): 12:02pm On Feb 20, 2017
Jeez! All these bitiiich this, bitttttch that! Bitch bittchhh!
Phew I could get a permanent frown on my face!

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by joycesims(f): 11:53am On Feb 20, 2017
Ayokunleayoolashakirudeen:

no

biggie just said that his task will have Consequences, as it is against the rules of BigBrother.
Nomination time pls?
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by joycesims(f): 10:53am On Feb 20, 2017
Ayokunleayoolashakirudeen:

Seconded...


My mum always gives tries to update on them, whenever she calls... I wonder what makes her think I watch Zee world


Do guys watch it as much! Ewwww(in Uriel's voice)
Turn off!
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by joycesims(f): 10:51am On Feb 20, 2017
Donbabajay12:

but I believe most females are addicted to it ....Both Young and old grin


Yes most females are but I really don't want to even hear the sound of it!

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