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Mateen1000:
Kaka?
I’m laughing hard here cos of this headline

After laughing hard remember to pray such doesn't befall you. Not all things are meant to be joked with.

iLegendd:
I like your submission, but I'm going to tell you why you stopped reading my posts, why it doesn't bother me, and why you have missed.

All my posts always have a lesson to learn if you read carefully.

My title is somewhat catchy and has two meanings. Both meanings are based on how corrupt you are.

If I create a post titled: "I Went to Her House and This Happened [Picture]." You're going to rush and click, hoping in the story I had sex with her. Sadly, it doesn't always turn out as you imagined. Yes, I went to her house, but something inspiring happened and I shared it.

Your initial thought is the reason you got angry. It's unfortunate people who say they don't read my posts are the same people who send me PMs with a different moniker and when I don't reply, they come back to abuse me that I'm arrogant, I'm this, I'm that, I'm stupid, etc.

In this life, I understand the games people try to play on me. Sometimes, I play along, other times, I don't.

As long as you're on Nairaland, you'll surely read my posts in one way or another. If not, you'll surely miss something that would've helped you in life.

If you know me, you'll know my posts are 98% real life experiences which I share to teach a lesson. The title of the post is just crafted to appeal to the naughty part of your brain and at the same time the good part of your brain.

I'll urge you to read my posts, if you wish to, with the good part of your brain, not the naughty part to avoid being disappointed.

The true reason you stopped reading my posts is not because you're doing research, Google and YouTube are there for your research. It's because you wanted something raunchy to masturbate with, but I end up disappointing you. You're going to refute this, but I know it's true.

So, when you get disappointed and realized I said something good and at the end I said, "Click here to buy or download," you get angry.

Knowing you're disappointed and at the same time I'll be getting money from this post, you get angry.

For the Op of this thread, his post is amusing to you and even though you're disappointed, you're NOT going to get angry with him. Why? It's because you know he is not making money from his post.

The difference is: money. We Nigerians hate knowing someone is making money when we are angry at them.

Example: You hate Burna Boy, yet he's making money despite the hate. With this, you're going to hate him more until the day he will give you half of the money and you'll stop hating him.

On the contrary, you hate Burna Boy and at the same time, he is not making a dime from music, except the 5-9 job he's doing during weekend, you're going to be amused by him and laugh at him, not with him. You're just using him for amusement because you know he isn't making a dime. You'll keep stalking Burna Boy on his Instagram page just to be amused by his posts.

Another example is: MrÇork/Airforcé1. People will always flock their threads just to be amused and catch fun as they laugh at them, but will avoid ImportExpert's threads because he is making money in each thread he creates.

You'll surely disagree with everything I said, I speak from experience.

Please, I'm not saying you hate me because you don't. You are only angry because you're disappointed based on the naughty meaning you thought about the title. My title is good and bad mixed in one, so focus on the good side and you will no longer be disappointed. This is why I want men to be good-bad guys, not nice guys or bad guys.

How can you write this long thing and still make no sense.

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Lost 16k to zzapo. Thanks to Nairaland & Broda shaggi

Op pls repost the picture. I hate missing things.

spirul77:
we were to meet on a certain day, an hour before the agreed time I called her to affirm if she's till coming and she said yes, before leaving home for the eatry I called her and she told me she was already in the place but she's with her movie director, lol, I was like ,you wan see two guys at the same place and different time, Hmmmm, I stayed back, called me 30 mins later and told me I can start coming that the "movie director" has left, finally I came to the eatry, entered, there's no way I could have thought she was the person sitting right opposite me at my point of entering because 1.on pictures she was a split image of Genevieve but the person wen I dey see be like Magala fish, and 2.she never told me she was with her friend,i was surprised I met two people, for God sake we are meeting for the first time in an open place Wetin your friend wan come do? I stopped talking to her immediately I sat with them, I just put hand for my jaw dey look them, OK make una see another wahala o, the two girls bought just chips and didn't eat much maybe the first guy bought food already so I was about paying for the food and I was just flowing with the attendant, I just dey talk with the guy, both girls ate 700 naira and I told the attendant guy to take something for himself too, because I just like the way the guy attend to me o, this guy went ahead to deduct 1500 naira,ah ah, you wen dem tell to come join person eat food wash your hand reach elbow, person wen get the food go just go baff na!!!all this coupled with the fact that earlier in the day i went to buy new adidas flops that I will wear that day but on getting home I realised I was given the fake version, baba,i just know say the babe na bad market, I no call her again o

So its you.... You failed the test!

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I still had one yesterday.

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Neddstark:
Seun chooses to do nothing

Don't mind him. He doesn't want to take risk & doesn't want to spend. Nairaland is running on old code.

Neddstark:
Try it then check with another nairaland account. You will see reported posts still showing

I just confirmed that! Nairaland has truly lost the war against these spammers.

Neddstark:
You cant delete their posts o. Reported posts are unseen for you alone not other users.

The posts do get deleted... Or probably after the unseen, the mod do come to delete them.

Neddstark:
I just noticed it at the bottom. Seun needs to do something about these data, website, bet9ja, pornsite spammers/scammers. They post pictures that kill the conversation. Makes here less engaging and advertisers unwilling. He should employ staff that blacklists phone numbers and ip addresses. My 2 cents

I think those spammers has upgraded above nairaland. They now use bot in creating account and making post. Banning and blacklisting their IP addresses won't solve the problem now, that's why nairaland made it open for users to help in deleting their post.

The only way to stop them is through programming. ie By upgrading nairaland code which I don't think nairaland owner is open to.

BluePrincee:
I have not seen the adsense ad oo

Its on homepage.

meobizy:
...and none of them make the site more engaging. Lol.

Its all about the money!

So I opened nairaland today and surprisingly realise this changes:

1. The top advert position has been changed - I think this is to get more ads visibility. Your eye can't avoid the ads now.

2. Google AdSense - Nairaland has again implemented google AdSense. Thanks to the recent google update stating "Publishers will not be banned for showing ads on restricted content" only that ads will not show on such content.

This means more money for nairaland and it owner. You also want more money? Digitalize your business today, that's the way to go... Its never too late!

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