AstroG1:
She told me "No sex b4 marriage" ,why won't I have a taste of the commodity I want to buy

Skyfornia:
She stole took things from my house on her first visit without first informing me.

spirul77:
we were to meet on a certain day, an hour before the agreed time I called her to affirm if she's till coming and she said yes, before leaving home for the eatry I called her and she told me she was already in the place but she's with her movie director, lol, I was like ,you wan see two guys at the same place and different time, Hmmmm, I stayed back, called me 30 mins later and told me I can start coming that the "movie director" has left, finally I came to the eatry, entered, there's no way I could have thought she was the person sitting right opposite me at my point of entering because 1.on pictures she was a split image of Genevieve but the person wen I dey see be like Magala fish, and 2.she never told me she was with her friend,i was surprised I met two people, for God sake we are meeting for the first time in an open place Wetin your friend wan come do? I stopped talking to her immediately I sat with them, I just put hand for my jaw dey look them, OK make una see another wahala o, the two girls bought just chips and didn't eat much maybe the first guy bought food already so I was about paying for the food and I was just flowing with the attendant, I just dey talk with the guy, both girls ate 700 naira and I told the attendant guy to take something for himself too, because I just like the way the guy attend to me o, this guy went ahead to deduct 1500 naira,ah ah, you wen dem tell to come join person eat food wash your hand reach elbow, person wen get the food go just go baff na!!!all this coupled with the fact that earlier in the day i went to buy new adidas flops that I will wear that day but on getting home I realised I was given the fake version, baba,i just know say the babe na bad market, I no call her again o

JoyIsSweet:
So its you.... You failed the test!

Ginaz:
Oh my God , I have to share mine though this thread is for men.

So those glorious days of night calls when I was still in secondary school a number called me. I didn’t know how he got my number but however we hit if off and we were going on and on round the calls and getting to know each other part.

Well, the day came for us to finally see each other . I took my aunt with me though, I don’t want a case of “had I know” cos I was still a teenager.

The plan was for us to see at my street , chill somewhere closed to my house.

I and my aunt went out to the street to welcome our visitor and who came was never what we had imagined .

He was putting on a very dirty white top, black long trouser that was dirty . His feet were stained with red mud and he looked so unkept, he was Creasy, hair was bushy.

I was like “are you the one “? He was so embarrassed. In fact the 3 of us were.I didn’t know what to say, what was he thinking coming out like that?

I gave an excuse I wanna go home , he said “ok” . All these while we stood on the street , we didn’t even get to go and chill.

I got home , blocked and deleted his number . That was the last day I ever saw him.

Ginaz:
Oh my God , I have to share mine though this thread is for men.

So those glorious days of night calls when I was still in secondary school a number called me. I didn’t know how he got my number but however we hit if off and we were going on and on round the calls and getting to know each other part.

Well, the day came for us to finally see each other . I took my aunt with me though, I don’t want a case of “had I know” cos I was still a teenager.

The plan was for us to see at my street , chill somewhere closed to my house.

I and my aunt went out to the street to welcome our visitor and who came was never what we had imagined .

He was putting on a very dirty white top, black long trouser that was dirty . His feet were stained with red mud and he looked so unkept, he was Creasy, hair was bushy.

I was like “are you the one “? He was so embarrassed. In fact the 3 of us were.I didn’t know what to say, what was he thinking coming out like that?

I gave an excuse I wanna go home , he said “ok” . All these while we stood on the street , we didn’t even get to go and chill.

I got home , blocked and deleted his number . That was the last day I ever saw him.

Orjioorji:
dont know you just missed your husband , that guy may just want to pretend and appear on low key.

midnighter:


Lol lowkey or dirty and tattered? Shior! What kind of next level husband is that

Orjioorji:
dont judge a book by the cover.

Elano25:
Mine was during my uni days, final year. Meet this lady, she dey 200lvl so we get along . One friday night like this she come sleep ova, actually I wasn't happy that night but we don agree say she go come sleep ova, so she came. So as per d first night together, and been conscious I decided not to touch her. but she just dey drag me on top bed for midnight, so we cun do d thing. after that , I couldn't sleep cuz I stil no dey happy(I lost 5k I bet on 10odd for Friday matches, so my mood changed as I checked LiveScore around 10pm). So around 6am , she tell me say she wan use toilet and ask if water dey available , I told her Yes, so she go toilet and came back. She go back her hostel around 9am , so me go play ball , as I reach hostel back say mk I go bathroom take shower, chai... na so I see shit for WC , she no flush d WC and plenty water dey o. she no even cover d WC, everywhere cun dey smell for shit. Damn, I was fuckin irritated, na so I flush and wash d WC. I put a call across to her asking y she no flush , she tell me say she forget, that word forget sef vex me more. I tell her no prob, immediately na so I block n delete her number. Such a dirty girl, i said to myself