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CelebritiesHow She Lost 54kg Of Excess Body Weight. by joyjoomla(op):
Why Is Life So Difficult For Fat Girls?
I was born an average weight girl, loved and cared for by everyone around me. I was doing well and happy. But then as I was growing up I began to gain weight, probably due to emotional binge eating and been sedentary. But I accepted myself as I am and move on with live. I got a lot encouragement from people around me cos they always assure me am beautiful regardless of my big body.
But later in live, I got frustrated and tired of being so heavy. Worst of all, my boyfriend broke up with me with the excuse that he can't cope with my body size. My self-esteem got depreciated. I was feeling like am the only person in this world. Even the way people look at me whenever am passing by the street is suicidal. Honestly if I could fly, I would have adopted that means to escape the embarrassing eyes of onlookers.
I tried everything I can to get rid of the weight but all were less than being productive. Until last february when I finally came across the solution to my embarrassing body fat.
Just hope you'll enjoy it and have fun, and if possible, get your own problem solved too. I know how difficult life is for people with excess, unwanted body fat, and I wish I could lead someone out of frustration. This is a video and pix testimonies. 54kg of excess body fat was lost without exercise or dieting. See it here www.livingbeyonddrug.com/fatburner.html
d testimonies are on d second page.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7q1cwTU3z0
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by joyjoomla(m): 9:38am On Dec 07, 2015
xray2:
Thanks Bro. How you dey?
I fine oo. How d party went?
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by joyjoomla(m): 1:57pm On Dec 03, 2015
tolustx:
Yipeeeeeeee!

··̵̭̌·ː̗̀☀̤̣̈̇ː̖́TOLUSTXː̗̀☀̤̣̈̇ː̖́·̵̭̌· is here.
How y'all doing mhen...
We are doing fine bro.

**Happy Birthday Xray2***
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by joyjoomla(m): 10:59pm On Nov 26, 2015
chidexSmokey:
Joyjoomla,thanks for the mention.
Shoutout to my fellow senior corpers *smiles*.Hope everyone is doing great?
Yea dear, god's bn faithful
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by joyjoomla(m): 9:49am On Nov 25, 2015
Estellar:
my boo Kingphilip no go on any exile. Baami no look for o
ur trouble o.
Uhm.........sebi na u. Love scale wey cover ur eyes since 1822 no let you see the reality.
Btw, how r you doing.
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by joyjoomla(m): 9:44am On Nov 25, 2015
Walexsammy:
greetins too oo...Hwz ebonyi, and which part of ebonyi are u?
Ebonyi de fine, bro. Izzi Lga
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by joyjoomla(m): 9:42am On Nov 25, 2015
dexcira:
yea bby am gud. hope Ebonyi is treating u well. Delta alll d way
Ebonyi is good, bt d sun here no gt mercy. Na fun for u guys in Delta nao. Hope u don jam Estellar
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by joyjoomla(m): 9:39am On Nov 25, 2015
teebee22:
I dey hail u too, and we re doing grt. how is Ebonyi.
Ebonyi de fine oo. How ur own side
RomanceRe: Sleeping Positions With Your Spouse by joyjoomla(m): 10:31pm On Nov 24, 2015
deewhone:
That "B" may mean they have a misunderstanding
No...........B is need wn u really want to allow each other to sleep/rest, as u can see the bodies remain close to each oda, less than an inch apart . It's actually d best of all wn real sleep is needed.
A na killer.
C tho nice bt he'll be breathing all over her.
D carrying the weight of her upper body altru d night can't gv a comfortable night rest, tho it's lovely
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by joyjoomla(m): 10:28am On Nov 23, 2015
I de greet una ma pipu oo....... Estellar, I see una maami. So u stl de show here. It's now confirmed Kingphilip don go exile permanently, it's a lonely world for una......soooooo sorry.

Sofdoc
Prissyluv
Zenopee
Goldpeas
Walexsammy
Femolala001
Tunbebes
Phemolala07
Noordean
Mayorsweet
Sugarbabekemi
dassypearl
smilingjimmy
tolustx
Bunsky
Richybanky
chidexSmokey
aishawensy
Taiye4Christ
OgidiOlu3
Pretty3
Judith
Dexcira
Electronzeez
Dexcira
Rmfunky
RFella
Leemah4u
Pinkiepetitee
Sleekyonyx
Doublezero7
Mayorsweet
Gracyel
Pretty3
Owliver
SparkleRed
Prissyluv
Dynamicbuzz
Erisegun
Sheyman4phy
Odunharry
Richybanky
Noordean
Xray2
Dammyllare
Damiesan
Ahmed4002
Misspetit
Nigerdeltaboi
Spartoo
Chichi93
Luchiana1
Damiesan
Luvlycutebay
Sleekyonyx
Mzjaney
Dexcira
Pretty3
Dassypearl
Clans
Smilingjimmy
Misspetit
Chidexsmokey
Tunbebes
Lagmostkuit
Sugarbabekemi
Munalight
Leemah4u
Teebee22
Judette
Rmfunky
Rusa
Gangb
Gracyel
Lollytee4lyf

Hope all you guys are doing well and great out there. It's Joyjoomla........all the way from Ebonyi
RomanceRe: I Don't Like The Breasst Am Seeing Whenever I Open Romance Section by joyjoomla(m): 5:49pm On Nov 22, 2015
Seun , the op is right. I do hide my fone in public too. Anybody that sees the picture of the ad will assume you are viewing Indecency site.
Seun, let the owner of the ad edit it to something more decent and acceptable to the moral public.
Thanks.


Cc Seun, lalasticlala et al
RomanceRe: Photo Of Me by joyjoomla(m): 2:02pm On Nov 20, 2015
You look gud dear, don't mind d haters.


.....You guys should at least have a thought on the emotional and psychological trauma you words can trigger. And how this could bring down her self esteem.....

No body is perfect!
RomanceRe: Nairalanders Lets Be The Judge.....pix by joyjoomla(m): 9:00am On Nov 20, 2015
misspicy:
chai i wish i was not single...... embarassed
Uhm **...I WAS not single**

You bta share it now n lesee
PoliticsRe: The N5000 Allowance For Unemployed Youths by joyjoomla(op): 4:25pm On Nov 11, 2015
blizard44:
Foolish posts elicit comments of its ilks.

You got what you bargained for.
You guys will just be poping words out of son of man unnecessarily.
Please go learn some acts of moral courtesy, and elements of perseverance. Not every tin is might to be turned to fight, especially when it's publicly expressed opinion that has no direct attack on your personality.
PoliticsRe: The N5000 Allowance For Unemployed Youths by joyjoomla(op): 2:50pm On Nov 11, 2015
blizard44:
You're a cretinous dumbhead.

Does it matter if they never voted the senseless death and hardship merchant?

The promise was made to the country and as stakeholders, they reserve the right to seek fulfilment for it except the dullards governance is limited to the nitwits who voted him in.
He should make true his words if he's a man.
And how does this call for abusive words?
PoliticsThe N5000 Allowance For Unemployed Youths by joyjoomla(op): 12:58pm On Nov 11, 2015
Still on the matter:
Hypocrisy is PDP regaling us daily with talk that the
economy under President Muhammadu Buhari is
failing and the nation is heading for a meltdown
because investors are not bringing in money since
they have lost faith in Nigeria, and in the next breathe the PDP Sin-nators in the National Assembly will move a motion for the Federal Government to start paying unemployed graduate N5,000 monthly as contained in the APC manifesto.
Now here is the funny twist:

Have you noticed that those who are at the forefront advocating for the payment of the so called N5,000 monthly stipend did not even vote for APC?
The people who voted for APC are aware that the
nation is in dire financial straits and cannot afford
N5,000 to pay our teaming Army of unemployed
graduates. Some states are still battling with salary
arrears and pensions from the PDP era not to talk of additional financial commitments.
I insist that the motion by the PDP Senators was
IRRESPONSIBLE and not borne out of altruistic
motive. It was a trap and their plan was to paint the
APC black before the electorate.
The beauty of it was that the motion was REJECTED
and thrown into the dustbin! No N5,000 unemployed graduate allawee. That campaign promise should be EXPUNGED from the APC Manifesto immediately!

Dear Unemployed Nigerian Graduates,
Please bear with the APC. Due to the exigencies of
the times, it is imperative to cancel the N5,000
unemployment allawee. Instead of N5,000
government is going to create jobs where you can be gainfully employed.
Anybody that cannot take this logical explanation,
should wait patiently until 2019 and vote in a PDP
Government to come and pay the N5,000
unemployment allawee. By the way, I noticed that it is mainly PDP Wailers that made this issue a talkshow!
RomanceRe: Am In Love With Her But We Are Scared Of Getting Married! by joyjoomla(m): 8:51am On Nov 05, 2015
[quote author=JERRYNIL post=39492290][/quote]My brother, please don't try it. There is no probability that one can't be a SS.

Ppl do misinterpret what science said, that the chance of having SS is 1/4 (1 of 4 children). It doesn't mean just one of four children will be SS. What it means; for every conception, the chance of the baby been SS is 1/4.
Sincerely my brother, their r ppl who have more than four children n all of them are SS. And there are some who didn't give birth to SS at all.

Bro, the risk does not worth it, even if it's one SS out of ten.
Even if you have the money to take care of it, please consider the pain you are calling the child to come and suffer on earth. Save you and your wife the stress, and save the child the pain
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by joyjoomla(m): 5:18pm On Oct 31, 2015
misspetit:
Am gud ooooo..... We are pushing it How u doing
Am doing great, dear
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by joyjoomla(m): 5:17pm On Oct 31, 2015
leemah4u:
ondo is there, hw u doing, where u dey?
Gud to hear.
We de flex in holyghost here in Ebonyi
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by joyjoomla(m): 11:35pm On Oct 28, 2015
leemah4u:
we stopped being otondo the moment we left camp, now we are senior corpers grin
Leemah4u my sweethrt. I must confess dis ur boyfrnd is missing u oo. How tin in Ondo?
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by joyjoomla(m): 11:32pm On Oct 28, 2015
misspetit:
Gud morning my fellow batch 15A CM I woke up happy today cos we stop being otondo today We have new set of otondo(batch 15B) grin grin Hit like if u feel d same way cool tongue
Smiles****** baby how are you? It really being a while.
PoliticsWhat Are They All Doing At Saraki's Trial? by joyjoomla(op): 6:50pm On Oct 28, 2015
The first time I saw newspaper photographs of Saraki arriving at the CCT to defend the charges brought against him, I thought something was demonstrably wrong. If you focus, for one moment, on the photos of the crowd that accompanied Saraki to the tribunal, you may have thought that the internationally acclaimed singer-songwriter and member of the U2 band, Bono, was in town or that, perhaps, the winner of the Most Beautiful Girl in Nigeria beauty pageant was being accompanied by supporters to a public performance in Abuja.

Take a look at the group of supporters marching
confidently behind Saraki as he approached the
tribunal. An ordinary citizen could not muster such a crowd that consisted of honourable senators whose mandate, by the way, is to make laws for the good governance of the country, not to abdicate their responsibility by traveling to the tribunal to show solidarity with their troubled leader. Legislators in the National Assembly, we must remind ourselves, are expected by law to engage in serious business not otherwise.

*adapted from Today.ng
NYSCRe: Ebonyi State Corpers Batch B 2015 by joyjoomla(m): 4:22pm On Oct 24, 2015
From Uniport or anywhere in PH, find ur way to Water lines or mile 1. From there u'll get bus going to Ebonyi. D bus is must likely to stop at Abakaliki. Frm there take bus to Afikpo. Dnt pay more dan #300 frm Abakaliki to Afikpo, dos guys might try to cheat, knwing u r JJC.

Arcade1
NYSCRe: Ebonyi State Corpers Batch B 2015 by joyjoomla(m): 10:26am On Oct 24, 2015
arcade1:
is there anyone going from port harcourt, pls identify batch b 2015 stream 1
where do i enter bus from uniport, and d call up letter said nothing abt dress code which i heard was white on white.
we are asked to bring some things like pillow, bed sheet, cnt we get it over there. am so ANXIOUS, and SCARED at the same time.
GOD HELP ME.
Wanna ask a fellow CM here who's frm PH. Guess she is sleeping now, wn she wake

Welcome to Salt of the nation
NYSCRe: Ebonyi State Corpers Batch B 2015 by joyjoomla(m): 10:21am On Oct 24, 2015
limpopo:
I doff my hat..... longest time bro...Na ohaozara local govt I dey oooo.
how your endhuh
My end d cool bro. Wish we cld hv a hookup one of dis day. How u won spend d one week mid term?
NYSCRe: Ebonyi State Corpers Batch B 2015 by joyjoomla(m): 10:17am On Oct 24, 2015
Sugarfairy:
Hello guys I was posted to Ebonyi state stream 2.... cry
I will be traveling with my 4 months old baby and hope they redeploy Me soon enough.. anyone going from Ibadan?
During our time (batch A15), they hv special treatment for nursing mother and pregnant women. They even allow their husbands to come and around, separate hostel wt special treatment, xclusion frm strenuous activities, xcept u chose to on ur own.

Kudos to my amiable camp director, d articulate and meticulous Mrs Eno Ekong Eno

Cc: limpopo, femolala001
NYSCRe: Ebonyi State Corpers Batch B 2015 by joyjoomla(m): 10:13am On Oct 24, 2015
neheholmes:
Hi pcm's,pls how can i locate the camp? Cos am coming from abuja.and hope it will be a nice place
Wn u gt to abakaliki u'll surely find boss goin to camp in Afikpo

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