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EducationRe: Can I Still Graduate With a First Class? by joyjoomla(m): 7:10pm On Oct 07, 2017
AloyalNigerian:
I'm presently on 4.25 after dropping from 4.57 to 4.28 and then to 4.25. I relented due to some issues. Because, I had several options before me so I started losing interest in my course.

Now, my question is, can I still make a first class degree having spent 3 semesters out of 10.
My brother you are still good to go. Just get serious and focused. You have 7 semesters left, you can still close with 4.6 to 4.7
AgricultureRe: Brand New Tractor For Sale For Mechanized Agriculture (photo) by joyjoomla(op): 7:00pm On Oct 07, 2017
It's yet to be sold. Still available
AgricultureRe: Brand New Tractor For Sale For Mechanized Agriculture (photo) by joyjoomla(op):
Take your farming to the next level.

You can inspect the tractor and the accessories before you start negotiating.
Contact: Dele: 08065187307
Mohammed: 07031763209
AgricultureRe: Brand New Tractor For Sale For Mechanized Agriculture (photo) by joyjoomla(op):
iaatmguy:
Please in box me the details including the price
Seyeoluwaseun@gmail.com
Reach me (DELE): 08065187307
Or
Mohammed: 07031763209


If you wish to see the tractor and the accessories before any negotiation at all you can.
AgricultureRe: Brand New Tractor For Sale For Mechanized Agriculture (photo) by joyjoomla(op): 10:36pm On Oct 04, 2017
All are brand new and price is negotiable.
AgricultureRe: Brand New Tractor For Sale For Mechanized Agriculture (photo) by joyjoomla(op): 1:35pm On Oct 04, 2017
Take your farming to the next level
AgricultureBrand New Tractor For Sale For Mechanized Agriculture (photo) by joyjoomla(op):
For sale at competitive price.
Location: Lagos
Contact:
Dele: 08065187307
Mohammed: 07031763209

*John Deere Agriculture Farming Tractor*

*3320 Compact Utility Tractor {2014}... 485 Backhoe

*John Deere 300x Loader Stock #JFA182

*Frontier DH1066- 5ft.6in , Disk Harrow With 16 Blades On 7.5in, Spacing Stock #FR1991

*John Deere XUV 550 S4 Green & Yellow Utility And Protection PR, Stock #JV5698



.............................................
*MANUFACTURER*~John Deere
*MODEL*~ Gator XUV 550 S4
*POWER*~ 16hp - 11.9kw
*COOLING SYSTEM*~ Air Cooled
*MAXIMUM TRAVELING*~ Speed- 0.28(0.45) Hi Forward, 0.21(0-34) Love Forward, 0.16(0.26) Reverse
*SUSPENSION*~ Front- Fully Independent Dual A-Arm With Adjustable Coils
Rear- Independent: H-arm and control link with Adjustable Coil Over Shock
*TIRES / WHEELS*~ Front- 25x8-12 Ancla M-T (Extreme Terrain):- 25x8-12 Terrahawk AT (All terrain): Optional 25x8-12 Maxxis, Bighorn 2.0
Rear- (All Terrain): Optional 25x10-12 Maxxis Bighorn 2.0


.............................................
*DIMENSIONS / CAPACITIES*
*Wheelbase~ 79in / 2007mm
*Dry Weight~ 1444LB / 655KG
*Length~ 146in / 3708mm
*Width~ 56.5in / 1435mm
*Height~ 74in / 1880mm
*Tread Centers~ 48in / 1220mm
*Fuel Capacity~ 4.9 US Gal / 18.5 L
*Payload Capacity~ 1200LB / 544KG
*Towing Capacity~ 1100LB / 499KG
*Hitch~ Front: Optional 2-in Receiver With Recovery Loops..

Rear: Standard 2-in Receiver
*Battery/Alternator~ 340CCA
*Power Port~ 16amp ( 4100rpm, Regulated)

BusinessRe: Free Skill Acquisition E-Center by joyjoomla(m): 8:47am On Oct 03, 2017
joyjoomla:
@ strongbest

I couldn't find your rice business thread again. Have you removed it or it has been moved? Am in need of some information I would like to get from it. I have gone through it once.
Strongbest:
Rice? undecided....... I never created any thread on rice Sire!

Thanks.
Really..?
Then if not you it will be either of emmykk, peteken or alienware . Guys, whoever of you is, can you help out
BusinessRe: Free Skill Acquisition E-Center by joyjoomla(m): 8:17pm On Oct 02, 2017
@ strongbest

I couldn't find your rice business thread again. Have you removed it or it has been moved? Am in need of some information I would like to get from it. I have gone through it once.
RomanceRe: Getting Married To A Man Who Earns 35,000 As Salary by joyjoomla(m): 12:30pm On Sep 06, 2017
How much does the lady earn?

Is building a home, sustaining a relationship the sole responsibility of a man?

I can tell you of a man, now a renowned professor in South West, who after wedding moved to the house his wife lives because he was so jobless and empty to the point he couldnt afford to rent a room.

But should I tell you this same man is now a high rank professor today. And you know what? His wife still remain a secondary school teacher she was then. But she is now a secondary school teacher with class. Even her school principal will prostrate to greet her because of the fame and glory of her husband. You may have to sell all the cars in her school to buy the class of car she is riding. Today their first child is in Ukraine studying medicine, the second is a lawyer in the making.

You girls should stop focusing on today. If you see a man with future, hold him tight, never let go of him even if he is earning nothing today. With combined effort you can build a great future.

Relationship is a collective affair. Let the lady contribute Her quota to what the man has, and together you can turn the little you have now to a great wealth.
NYSCRe: President Buhari Explains Why NYSC Is Necessary by joyjoomla(m): 10:30pm On Sep 01, 2017
VickyRotex:
Nice. Ogun State!
Ok
NYSCRe: President Buhari Explains Why NYSC Is Necessary by joyjoomla(m): 10:11pm On Sep 01, 2017
VickyRotex:
lol if I hear! hahahaha you served in Ebonyi? Nice!
Yea, and it was sweet. Where you served?
NYSCRe: President Buhari Explains Why NYSC Is Necessary by joyjoomla(m): 9:20pm On Sep 01, 2017
[quote author=VickyRotex post=60044107]lol. 2013/2014. [/uquote]

You see I said you get sharp brain. I have no doubt na you de lead when u de kindergarten.

We were the noise maker at old McGregor platoon 7, 2015/16
NYSCRe: President Buhari Explains Why NYSC Is Necessary by joyjoomla(m): 8:57pm On Sep 01, 2017
VickyRotex:
lol. Why not!
You get sharp brain Niyen.... Still Guduf you.
Which year you serve?
NYSCRe: President Buhari Explains Why NYSC Is Necessary by joyjoomla(m): 7:04pm On Sep 01, 2017
VickyRotex:
Youth obey the Clarion call tongue
Let us lift our nation high tongue tongue
Under the sun or in the rain tongue tongue tongue
With dedication and selflessness tongue tongue tongue tongue
Nigeria is ours, Nigeria we serve. tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
You still remember ?..... Guduf you
RomanceRe: All Her Friends Are Boys. Can Any Girl Explain This? by joyjoomla(m): 6:40am On Sep 01, 2017
Evaberry:
they can sacrifice and go far for friends
Just ask yourself a question - is that how they sacrifice and go far for their male friends?
FamilyRe: I Need A Strong Advice Concerning My Sister Who Maltreated My Wife by joyjoomla(m): 7:56pm On Aug 24, 2017
Please call her., not because you are weak or don't know what is right but for you to just have your way and get your wife certificate back. Just pretend and act like a foolish man to get what you want.
CelebritiesRe: Family Reacts To Baba Sala’s Death Rumour! by joyjoomla(m): 6:08pm On Aug 23, 2017
RIPEnglish:
I don't knew him so i am cared less
I guess you are an Indomie generation?
PoliticsRe: There Are Only Two Tribes In Nigeria. by joyjoomla(op): 9:29am On Aug 23, 2017
joyjoomla:
There Are Only Two Tribes In Nigeria.
Lalasticlala help get this to the front page it speaks some senses.
PoliticsThere Are Only Two Tribes In Nigeria. by joyjoomla(op): 9:27am On Aug 23, 2017
There Are Only Two Tribes In Nigeria.
Tribalism is not our problem. Tribalism and religion are artificial problems created by selfish leaders for their own personal interest.

There are only two major tribes in Nigeria. The Elites and the Masses.

Once you make lots of money, you belong to the elite tribe. When you are a commoner or suffering, you belong to the tribe of the masses. If you are an elite, and you need more power, or elective position, you sow seeds of tribalism and religion among the masses, so as to sway their emotion for your personal victory. This happens at both the national and state level. Unfortunately, after the election when they have won and joined their “sworn enemies” to drink and party, the gullible masses continue to fight each other.

Even smart people who belong to the masses, sometimes will sow seeds of tribalism and religion among the masses, and then the masses will carry them up until they belong to the elite class.  It is a classic strategy used over 3000 years ago in the art of war.

A commoner who aspires to sit with the elites, could stir up powerful tribal or religious sentiments, such wave if properly utilized either by shedding blood or destabilizing the elites, carries the commoner to the elite class. But once there, he immediately mingles and makes peace with the elite tribe, and turn his back on the same masses that helped him get there.

Youths are the worst victim of this powerplay, they kill each other, call other tribes unprintable names, do terrible things and sometimes, even lose their life, thinking they are fighting for their right, not knowing that they are fighting for the personal welfare of someone, whose own children are probably safe in America or London.

So youths, don’t hope on the government. If you don’t have a job, create one. There is abject poverty in the south as well as the north, whether Ogoni or Maidugri. At the same time, there is massive wealth in Lagos, Onitsha, Nnewi, Aba, Kano, Abuja, irrespective of zone.

Whatever your hand finds to do, do it well and never remain idle. No job is too low for an idle hand, or else the devil will find work for you. As you become independent, and grow your capacity, do not lose hope in Nigeria. We are the largest economy in Africa and soon the world will fear us. Western powers, don’t like big economies that threaten them, 

America will do anything to break China, but China is wise to resist that. China has 1.6 billion people, Nigeria has only 170 million, and we are talking of breaking.

China has 5 major religions which are Buddhism, Confucianism, Taoism, Islam and Christianity. Nigeria has only 2 major religions, Christianity and Islam. Yet we claim that religion is our problem.
America, the strongest economy is comprised of every tribe in the world, since they accept anybody from any part of the world. Yet they are united and extremely patriotic. Nigeria has only 3 major tribes, and we claim tribalism.

Think clearly and deeply, and you will realize that empowering yourself is the best course of action, not fighting each other. And once the youths are empowered, they can begin to take back their future from the hands of the old and corrupt generation that has been blinding Nigerians with hatred, while looting all her resources. Sani Abacha’s loot is still stashed away in Switzerland, did he use it to develop the north? Those that stole billions under GEJ stashed it away in foreign banks, bought expensive toys, jets and foreign homes, are they using it to develop the south? . Now the ones stealing currently, including the “grasscutters”, are looking for Ikoyi apartments, abandoned houses, and pit toilets to hide it, are they using it for the youths in their tribe? NO!

Youths shine your eyes ! Don’t always fall for this tribal, religious sentiments over and over again. Nigeria is bigger than these corrupt elites. They are the problem, not the poor masses.‎ gud mrn n have a blessed day. God bless you
RomanceRe: Nigerian Guy Calls Out Facebook Celebrity Who Wants To Have Sex With Him by joyjoomla(m): 9:52am On Aug 10, 2017
That guy is pathetically stupid. Is it a crime for a lady to admire you and express it? The only wrong thing I saw she did was asking for dick, if the later part of the conversation where she expressed her affection had come first it would have been better.

She is a brave girl for expressing her affection but she went wrong by asking for dick.
And that guy too is stupid and childish for exposing the conversations.
AgricultureRe: Cost Analysis/How To Setup Plantain Plantation In Nigeria With Pictures by joyjoomla(m): 9:45pm On May 21, 2017
world1:
We are setting up 5000 plantain here in ekiti state, we just finished clearing now.
How many acres does one need to accommodate that 5,000 plantain
AgricultureProfitability Of Watermelon by joyjoomla(op): 1:44pm On May 21, 2017
Can some one help with the cost estimate of planting a hectare of watermelon and what the likely profit could be.
EducationRe: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by joyjoomla(m): 7:05pm On May 19, 2017
Your prayer lines touched me. Am convinced it touched God and he answered you. Soon my own testimonies will come from the prayer lines too. If man could take bride to give job, God...take all the glory and the honour and give me job in Jesus name.
AgricultureRe: Starting Okra Plantation by joyjoomla(op): 11:44am On May 19, 2017
Lesgupnigeria:
Okra is not my area of specialisation. I only farm okra once.
You can chat me up on WhatsApp 08164628081 to link you up to okra farmers
And where do you intend to farm the okra?
I have contacted you on whatsapp no reply yet. Also want to discuss somethings with you concerning platain
AgricultureRe: Starting Okra Plantation by joyjoomla(op): 10:04am On May 18, 2017
Lesgupnigeria:
Okra is not my area of specialisation. I only farm okra once.
You can chat me up on WhatsApp 08164628081 to link you up to okra farmers
And where do you intend to farm the okra?
Ok
AgricultureRe: Treated Giant Hybrids Elephants Plantain Suckers Here For Sale Rapid Fruit by joyjoomla(m): 5:28pm On May 17, 2017
Ken4agent:
We are located both in Ibadan and Edo State,We have our farm both located in this two states and we produce and supply you with Treated Dwarf Giant Elephants Plantain Sucker with delivery to your destinations in Nigeria........ Musa-Paradisiaca is the botanical name which are the best variety that produce the market standard.. Call Mr.Kenneth on 08038623884,08164508615 we are also available on WhatsApp on 08038623884

Spacing

The recommended spacing is 3 m between the plantain rows and 2 m within the row (in other words. 3 m x 2 m). An alternative is 2.5 m x 2.5 m. If spaced 3 m x 2 m, 1 hectare should contain 1667 plants, but with a spacing of 2.5 m x 2.5 m, it should contain 1600 plants. Rows should be straight in flat fields to give plants the maximum amount of sunlight. However, on sloping land, rows should follow the contour lines in order to decrease soil erosion.
How long does it take to harvest first fruit?
AgricultureStarting Okra Plantation by joyjoomla(op):
I have a real interest in Okro farming. But I have not seen any thread pertaining to Okro on NL.

Okro expert please come in.

Advice on:

*Land/soil type
*Time of the year to grow it
*Pests/diseases and how to prevent them
*Seed varieties
*Where to get good seed
*Does it need fertiliser
*What is the ideal space
*How long does it take to mature for harvesting
*What could be the cost of cultivating 1 acre of okro
*What could be the profit margin one can realise from 1 acre of okro
*Is there any buck buyer of Okro in Ogun and Osun states?

Your sincere advice and contributions is needed by me and other viewers of this thread.

Cc: Lesgupnigeria
World1
Seedworld
Thanks.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Pls Somebody In The House Should Update Me Concerning Recent Futa Recruitment by joyjoomla(m): 3:40pm On May 12, 2017
Please help with how to apply for the job
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by joyjoomla(m): 8:08pm On May 10, 2017
HALLofFAME:
Its all depends on d agency or parastatal u work with .....My parastatal pays well....If u wana enjoy workin with d FG work with a parastatal dat has gud allowance package......I won't advise any one to work in d ministry because dia salary is peanut....My salary I earn wit d parastatal I work with is time 2 higher dan my friends salary workin in a ministry and both of us are FG workers hahaha
Bros can you help with how parastatals and ministries do their recruitment, and when
RomanceRe: Help! My boyfriend won't take me back. by joyjoomla(m): 4:01pm On May 05, 2017
HerPov:
How do I work on them? It's like a nagging feeling like something in my head is shouting do it! do it!

I feel like I'm crazy! I am so impulsive angry

The worst thing is that it doesn't clear for a week so I will be strong on my decision then a week later I regret what I did.

What did you do or stop doing? How do I control my
impulsive behaviour?
It is a simple thing to do dear. Surrender all and give your life to Jesus. Holy Spirit will control you. You will be amazed by the new you the way your old self will be taken away.
It is not a lie when Bible says if any one is in Christ, he is a new creature old things are passed away, all things become new.

Sincerely that is all you need. You won't have to struggle for a change. And I will advice you do it now so this habit will not affect your marital future
BusinessRe: 200k Business. Help A Brother by joyjoomla(op): 8:23pm On Apr 28, 2017
Awaiting your suggestions and advises

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