₦airaland Forum

Hardeywhummie:
i am posted to ebonyi..stream 1
...pls how many hrs does it take to get dere frm lag.
..nd also wud camp b open a day b4 d main date dt s oct 28...tnks

You are allowed to enter camp a day b4 camp open.
I got to camp on monday(may4) tho camp open on tue(may5).
Since u r coming frm lag, I'll advice u arrive aday b4 camp, d journey frm Lag to Afikpo is nt less dan 10hrs provide u gt straight boss frm Lag, odawise, it'll take longer

DebbieISP:
Lol.....you ain't serious..... we came first in the singing competition..... 2nd in the parade (1st in my mind though....cos 8 platoon didn't deserve their first position) among others...9 platoon was quite great in camp......

Na where u throw 7 platoon

I welcome you all to the salt of the Nation. Ebonyi is a fun place to be. You may chat me up for any assistance or inquiry. 222596C3 , 08065187307.
Am current serving at Nwezenyi, Izzi Lga of Ebonyi State. Wl b happy to meet u guys.





Limpopo n Femolala001, my brothers.....I sight u oo

arcade1:
is there anyone going from port harcourt, pls identify batch b 2015 stream 1
where do i enter bus from uniport, and d call up letter said nothing abt dress code which i heard was white on white.
we are asked to bring some things like pillow, bed sheet, cnt we get it over there. am so ANXIOUS, and SCARED at the same time.
GOD HELP ME.

Not necessary you bring those tins, u may nt even need them. And u can gt wotever u want in camp market. Am currently service in Ebonyi

Congrats to these good friends frm A15: 2el , gazaliah hilsocial , Babatawa.
Wish you safe camping and service year ahead. Have fun.........babatawa do jeje ooo

oluwaSmith1:
Ibo with their culture.

I hate snakes with passion.

Baby, u hate or fear snake ?
Really the tradition is obsolete and should have bn dumped in colonial dustbeing

teemama20:
My frnds name is on d senate list but when she chekd it on nysc portal, she saw no record found. Pls can someone xplain dis.

The most likely reason is: her data has not bn uploaded into the database. I hv same problem during my time. My data n dt of many in my deptmnt was not uploaded until 16 days after d reg started. So keep calm.
Never-the-less keep trying diff permutations (it work for some), and keep contacting those who can help.
.......Cheers!

Dear MTN, NEVER AGAIN SHALL I BE YOUR MUGU I will not go and re-register my line. You can fool everyone if you like, you might have fooled me before, but you would never fool me again. The only reason why you continue to pull the wool over our gullible eyes is because the consumer rights’ protection agencies are either in the vegetative state, or completely dead. How can you explain a situation where you would tell your millions of teeming subscribers to register their SIM cards and provide the necessary bio-data, only for you to wake up one morning to tell us to go and register our lines again WITH ABSOLUTELY NO EXPLANATION? It beats my imagination and it defies not just logic, but also philosophy. Were you drunk when you were registering our numbers? Did a malicious virus wipe your entire database? Maybe I’m giving you too much credit sef. You probably wrote the records in books like an ancient bookkeeper and a giant yellow rat ate them all. Whatever your reasons (or lack of reasons) may be, this is beyond ridiculous. I have always maintained an MTN line because apart from being my very first line, most of my close associates also use MTN. To some extent, the coverage is also extensive. I didn’t hesitate when the directive came from NCC to register our lines. I braved the queue, registered my line and collected my security number. Didn’t I try enough? Looking back, I can deduce that my attachment to MTN was more sentimental than practical, as your tariffs are the highest for calls and for browsing. You send an average of 100 spam texts per day, enough to run down a Blackberry battery and more than enough to give any Osun State government worker waiting for Aregbesola’s alert acute hypertension. Your nuisance value knows no bounds. Even Airtel that has been passed round different investors more times than a devil’s mail bag has not come up with this kind of Grade A foolishness. What the heck is wrong with you? Don’t your customers mean anything to you? Doesn’t it bother you that Nigerians who wasted their time to register their SIM cards have to do the same thing again? You haven’t even deemed it fit to fine-tune the process. It doesn’t make sense to preserve bad experiences like these, in very much the same way that one relic of history is preserving mud huts, and stating them on an assets’ declaration form. My records are not on your database, but you remember my number when you want to tell me to text ‘APC LAI’ to win a missing plot of land in Port- Harcourt, right? May heavy-duty thunder fire all of una. I really don’t blame you. If Nigerians had run your devious, xenophobic, exploitative, heartless, opportunistic, fraudulent ass back to South Africa, you wouldn’t be here making them queue desperately like migrants. What’s to say that there wouldn’t be another sham registration in the next couple of months since you guys obviously don’t know what you are doing? If you block my line, you’ll be helping me. Prior to your ridiculous directive, I had already banished your yeye SIM card to a barely functional phone. I have even borrowed the maximum permissible amount. Go ahead, feel free, block away. It sure feels great knowing that when I eventually toss the phone into the trash-can, I won’t have to take out the SIM. Good riddance to bad rubbish. You deserve to be sued for every fraudulent penny you’ve ever made on our shores. Thanks to other service providers for making sure that your evil dream of becoming a monopoly will forever remain a demented hallucination. There are so many fishes in the ocean. I will not tolerate your recklessness any longer. Peace at last. Written by Olubunmi Nasiru M.Y

Luchiana1:
for ondo ore.. State dem no dey pay at all... So far no light for ore since 8months, ur ppa go pay btween 5k-7k sha

Ebonyi 5k. But gov't hvnt pay dos servicing wt gov't ppa since february. So it's sure for private ppa here than gov't.

Luchiana1:
funny guy..how u dey?

Baby, am doing fine o all thanks to God. How tins on ur side

Luchiana1:
Those of una wey dey teach for school..una never vacate ni ?

we don vacate tee tee, na sleep, wake and flex tin e remain.
Dis na ma address, come ova quickly since u don vacate too..
First find ur way to Abakaliki. It's just N100 frm Abakaliki to Nwezenyi.
Ring ma line....wll come pick u at d junction.


*i knw Kingphilip go put his mouth for dis. Hw I wish dis man wl mind his biz, atleast for once in his life time*

Luchiana1:
Na only me and 1guest waka come today o... Miss/mr 1 guest..u no sweep house?

Na where dis woman come frm come d challenge here, ehn? Seh na because u b most biuty in dt village de shark u? No do no do.......... no do gragra for me yah!





*hope u de good, really bn a while*

sleek98:
Hey! Where did you finally get posted? I got katsina and it sticks here. Been thinking of a business I could get involved in to pass time and make some extra money in the process. Any thoughts?

Baba, talk to me in camera. Think I've got sumtin worthwhile for una.

kingphilip:
since wey u go camp till now ur comment never reach 10

U r not in the best position to say that

Me nko?

kingphilip:
r u serious
Me never noticed o

Go boro Erisegun 1960 eyes glasses so u can see well nxt time.

kingphilip:
wetin my name de find there

Honorable tax collector, no vex. Me don forgt u r nt dt important.

kingphilip:
wetin my name de find there

Honorable tax collector, no vex. Me don forgt u r nt dt important.

sparkleRed:
No update on july 4th anymore? Hmm favourable for me sef

Cc mayorsweet
Doublezero7
Kingphilip

smilingjimmy:
Hahahhhhha my e-boo broke my hrt dts y I ws on low key.

Really.......? I nva knew of it. Tot is a calm, nice and gentle guy. Nva tot Erisegun has d audacity to break a bottle let alone a heart






#happy birthday Owliver

smilingjimmy:
C poem of love.

And the one and only queen of smiles n a rare Diamond show face 2day.....!

More years in peace, good health and prosperity.









#Happy Birthday richybanky

kingphilip:
dexcira this young man will be very good to u

I can vouch for him with my may allawee

dexcira:
lwkmd cos u don chop am finish

Dexcira....... I don't wanna lose you now that am lookin right at the other half of me. The vacancy that sat in my heart is a space that now you hold. Show me how to fight for now, and I'll tell you, baby, I can fight Goliath to hv u.
Can't stop comi back here to you once I figured it out u are my right half. Cos it's seeming like you're my mirror, am staring into u. My mirror.......kind stare back at me can't wait to see u replection.
I couldn't get any bigger with anyone else beside of me, I need sumone special by my side to build dis empire.......I hope I have found dt person in u Dexcira. Let's make this promise clear, n make two reflections into one cause it's like you're my mirror And I can't help but stare, cause I see truth somewhr in your eyes and if I could, I would look at u all the time. Cos with your hand in my hand I can tell you there's no place we couldn't go Just put your hand in mine I'll be tryin to pul you through, you r just goin be fine wt me.
Dexcira.................Hold My Hand

kingphilip:
and the application have started rolling in

Richybanky where's ur application

Need your support now, as d head of d family

I VOTE AGARAWU23 CC:NLJEGA

dexcira:
to my new boo though you HV not shown ursef but am sure you are winking a t me.













lots of love

Thanks baby. Am here now n I wl forever be by ur side. To grow old with you, to be there for u, sharing everytin u do. And everyday , to watch u rise wt vigor n renew strength by my side every new day, to watch d sun rise in on ur face and evry time to see ur gentle smile wash away my fear n anxiety.
Just wanna live dis live to love u baby.....stay by my side, let's creat a world of our own, let's sail d oceans, let's sail d seas, let's climb d hills n tour d valleys wt love n deep satisfaction that comes frm bn wt d right person.

tolustx:
Good morning people. Gone are d days wen if we get to dis stage in page numbers, there would be a great rush in posts just to make a spot in d next round figure page number.

I talk too much. #Page 2300 loading and there's nothing special abt it any more

You thin so.....?

kingphilip:
throughout today I never do anything for office just to receive ac throughout

Hw about that

richybanky:
I go skul after 10 dis morning comot after an hr, I don dey my Lodge now dey rest since

How abt dat

Weldone oo all you Man 'no' Work

kingphilip:
mtchewww see u
Joyjoomla no go c this o

U think me b aproko like u ?

erisegun:
sojas , hw fr? Whr b ur ppa?

Who be Sojas...... ? B like u forgt dt ur 1960 glasses on d parade ground

kingphilip:
I've been expecting ur whatsapp msg dear

U don pot go whatsapp sharp sharp.......badt boi!







#happy birthday Mzjaney

tsephanyah:
ur dad

Abeg respect d old man nao. No b him d follow u talk. Let all flexing b directed to the naughty boy not his parenthood.