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Romance / Re: My Fiancée Wants To Visit Her Ex That Came To Town. by Joyrider404(f): 9:53am On Nov 22, 2023
Even if u tell her not go, trust me she will definitely go for sure.

Just let her know that ur ex is coming over to visit you.

Then dump her sorry ass immediately, cause she will definitely visit her ex by all means.she might call you jealous, insecure etc or you don't trust her, don't let her manipulate you ooo,

Bottom line is try all possible best to break up with her,casue for her to think of such means she's not loyal to you.
And she telling you she wants to go means she has made up her mind,she just needs you to say yes so she can justify any outcome of her visit to her ex .

But guy op you are dumb ooo.
So if eventually you marry her now and THIS kind of rubbish happens you would be thinking to let her go ahead,..Kai I feel like smacking your head just now I swear..

See breakup with her before she dumps ur sorry ass.

You one trust ur fellow man with ur woman?? Aha what a world dog eat dog

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Share Your Experiences Working In A Private Company In Nigeria" by Joyrider404(f): 5:07pm On Nov 20, 2023
Dubetex96:
who can help me set up a LinkedIn profile m

I will help you,but will charge you 5k

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Romance / Re: Home Remedies For Warts, Help Please by Joyrider404(f): 5:12pm On Nov 13, 2023
AlphaDavid:
Am very disturbed right now. Just discovered this growth in my genitals. It's small but from what am seeing it looks like genital warts. I read that it's an STI and it's been months I had unprotected sex. Can't figure out how. How has anyone treated this thing before, like home remedies or over the counter drugs cos I don't even have any cash for hospitals at the moment. And is there any test to diagnose it plus how much does it cost.

Where exactly on ur genitals
Romance / Redmi A2plus For Sale 3gb Ram by Joyrider404(f): 6:24pm On Nov 12, 2023
Features 6.52″ display, Helio G36 chipset, 5000 mAh battery, 64 GB storage, 3GB RAM/ extended to 5gbram with memory fusion,

Up for grabs at 55k flat..

If you buy from slot you will be getting it at 80k

It's a good phone in good condition capable of carrying you trough a full day.thr phone is dope .

Contact 08124975082. Lagos
Family / Half Plot Of Land For Sale At Ogun State,totowu 700k by Joyrider404(f): 8:11am On Nov 12, 2023
A half plot of land at the stated location is up for grabs @700k

Contact 081249sevenfourzero82
Romance / Re: Old Discord And Fb Accounts Needed by Joyrider404(f): 8:31am On Oct 19, 2023
Wizzzkid:
Old discord and Facebook account from 3 years upwards needed for good rate!


If you’ve got signify and drop your contact details so I’ll contact you for it

I have a discord account of 7years drop your contact so I will message you
Romance / Re: Job Offer!!! Social Media Accounts Manager by Joyrider404(f): 12:38pm On Oct 16, 2023
Dubetex96:




how can i join them interested in the job

Use the WhatsApp link attached
Or message

+2348124974082
Romance / Job Offer!!! Social Media Accounts Manager by Joyrider404(f): 12:11pm On Oct 16, 2023
AS the headline says 3 social media accounts manager is currently needed for for one of an advertising firm here in Lagos .

Monthly pay is 70k
You can work remotely as well,but you will need to check in twice a week @the office situated at Ikeja.
Weekly benefits fits of internet subscription is also included, which sums up to 30k monthly.

Use the WhatsApp link below to connect with the firms
HR
https:///message/2P6Q2AA6PKWAD1

Good luck
🍀
Romance / Re: If You Are Good In English Make A Sentence Starting with ''them'' by Joyrider404(f): 8:56am On Sep 20, 2023
talented321:
Them horses are good..
Them snooker lot are not my cup of tea..

Is this English?

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Romance / Re: If You Are Good In English Make A Sentence Starting with ''them'' by Joyrider404(f): 8:36am On Sep 20, 2023
talented321:
I know it's hard that's why i bring up the topic.

Give your own example first and I will give you what you seek
Romance / Re: If You Are Good In English Make A Sentence Starting with ''them'' by Joyrider404(f): 8:26am On Sep 20, 2023
talented321:
I love this..
Can u make another ones without using coma

Might not be possible
Romance / Re: If You Are Good In English Make A Sentence Starting with ''them'' by Joyrider404(f): 8:17am On Sep 20, 2023
talented321:
Make 3 sentences starting with ''them''.. Let see the elites...
Them, the group of dedicated volunteers, tirelessly worked through the night to provide relief to the earthquake victims, demonstrating their unwavering commitment to helping those in need.

Them, the talented musicians, captivated the audience with their mesmerizing melodies, leaving everyone in awe of their musical prowess.

Them, the adventurous explorers, embarked on a daring journey into the uncharted wilderness, braving the unknown and seeking thrilling adventures at every turn.
Family / Help Needed by Joyrider404(f): 5:51pm On Sep 17, 2023
Happy Sunday nairalanders

Sapa is real very real

Please support me to get some food stuffs sapa don show me shege. If you stay around ikotun I can come and pick it up tomorrow.

8123766949
Palmpay
Immaculate kelechi okorie
Romance / Re: Dating A Broke Man Is Torture by Joyrider404(f): 10:49am On Sep 14, 2023
Doolove:
Some time ago my boyfriend brought my matter here because I went to visit a male friend and I was called all sorts of derogatory names without anyone hearing my side of the story.

We met early last year, he was just out of school without a job but I still accepted him regardless. I had a stubborn ex that wouldn't go away so he was taking care of my bills while I was dating my new boyfriend which he was well aware of. I later had an issue with the ex that led to him calling the police on me accusing me of stealing the iPhone 7 that he bought for me while insisting that I return it or he would take the matter to his village and make sure I run mad. I stood my ground amid all the threats held on to the phone.

Coincidentally, things picked up for my guy when the ex left, he started getting lots of freelance gigs online so I didn't feel the absence of the old guy. My boyfriend made sure I didn't lack anything even without me asking. I had to break up with him once because I felt he was doing too much and I might be running him down. He laughed it off and gave me screenshots of some of his account balance.

Fast forward to this year and things went south again, The gigs stopped coming in, and some of the firms he worked for closed shop so he was surviving on his savings which were depleting very quickly. It's worthy to note that before now the major issue that I have had with him is the way he sees my relationships with other men. He practically doesn't want me to have male friends or even go on harmless sitouts with friends. He thinks it's a disrespect to him for me to have anything to do with other guys while I am in his place.

This has resulted in serious fights each I come back from seeing a friend, At times he gets so mad that he flings my things outside to go stay with whoever I went to see.

Meanwhile, things have been very tough for him recently to the extent that feeding has become difficult. He quickly invested in a farm with with a friend when his savings were going down and used the remaining money to startup a blog. Now it's looking as if the guy he's doing the farm business with has scammed him because it's been from one story to the other and he's so broke right now that he can't even afford data to write content for his blog which we all know blogging is even saturated and takes time to start paying.

I started work two weeks ago and I have been the one taking care of my transport fare, he only gives me 1k once in a while to support. It's this same men he doesn't want me to communicate with that has been helping me out all this while. He sits at home all day waiting for the proceeds of the farm so he can start mini importation of wigs.

Every guy that asks me out seems to be well to do than my guy and it really bothers me. They all have nice cares and ready to spend while my own guy now depends on begging to feed. Even though he's smart and all but I don't know where the break through will come from and it seems I am wasting my time with him.

On Monday was my off day and I was at home, I woke up with a mood swing so I wasn't talking to him. He was busy cleaning the house without mentioning breakfast so I had to call someone to come get breakfast for me. He got mad at me tagging it an insult to him. It caused issues and I left the house and dared him to do his worst and he asked me not to leave because I needed some positive vibes since he was boring me with his attitude. I actually went to my family house but he feels I always go to see a guy each time I leave the house.

I came back around 8pm to meet the house locked and he kept ignoring my calls knowing fully well that I didn't leave with my key and I wasn't feeling fine and needed to take my drugs. I got drenched by the rain and my sickness go worst. He came back home by 11pm that night.

Now I haven't been able to go to work for the past three days and he's been running around buying drugs and food on credit so I can get well when he caused it. On the other hand a guy that has been giving me stuffs asked me to take a break from work and rest and he will give me my full salary.

I am just confused, it seems I am leaving better things out there for a broke guy and it's bothering me. What do you guys think I should do

Please ignore any typos, I wrote in a hurry



My sister you see this life, IT is like bread and akara 🫳🏽🍞

1.youve seen him at his weakest when he had nothing and you've seen him when he has money, analyze how he treats you and you will find your answer..

2.Mean while you like hanging out with the male gender and he does not like it, naturally he's not going to take it easy, imagine if you always see him with lots of women hanging out at different spots alot, will you take it easy.

3.if you know you can't endure with him,respect in his poor condition,just do your self a favor end the relationship with him and go to other guys who are willing to spend on you .

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Romance / Re: Life In Lagos(never Give Up) by Joyrider404(f): 5:37pm On Aug 30, 2023
Negroid001:


Try and get a laptop before you get the popcorn machine.

I have a reason why I want to get the popcorn machine,that will put food on my table daily, and I will also have enough to save up,then I can save up for any other thing.

Getting a laptop now will take a bit of time for me to earn from it cause I would have to learn a better skills that pays better in the market.

Put your selves in my shoes first.
You have no one to help
You are chartering for your lil bro
You pay your house rent
I also have to maintain My self too
Trust me getting a laptop won't be the list of your problems rather how to make ends meet for the time being, definitely I will have to upgrade my skills but not now

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Romance / Re: Help With Resume And Linkedin Please. by Joyrider404(f): 4:58pm On Aug 30, 2023
Tell it to create a LinkedIn profile inline with your professional skills.

Let's say you studied business administration in school

Tell it to create a perfect business administration LinkedIn profile resume for you,the ai will create it for you but if there's something it forgot to add ,may be your skills, educational background etc

Just tell it to add skills etc and it will follow your instructions,trust me it's a really powerful software.

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Romance / Re: Life In Lagos(never Give Up) by Joyrider404(f): 4:47pm On Aug 30, 2023
jerrisonjeff:

I like ur spirit... Never give up....

Try drop a message on whatsapp.... My number is in my signature below

Alright wink
Romance / Re: Life In Lagos(never Give Up) by Joyrider404(f): 4:47pm On Aug 30, 2023
chiteny:


So just to ask, what line of profession do you really want to focus on? The computer guru stuff or just doing business to have some income?

Have you made some finding on the prfitability fo the popcorn buness (start up funds, location, market, rent, etc). Its very wise to count the cost before engaging in any business of any kind.

I am very tech savvy, would love to focus on that part as a professional line later in the future, but for now my focus is to get something doing that will yield me daily returns, with less capital to run the business daily..

Looking at the pop corn business it won't really cost me much to run the business daily.

I also don't have to rent a shop for the business all I need do is pay for a space close to the main road.

Again ikotun egbe is a very busy area,that happens to be a very ideal spot for food and snacks businesses alike.

Start up funds is just what's holding me down,but by my calculations once I am able to save up enough to get my self a popcorn machine,I should be able to start up my business in no time ,so far so good I have been able to save up 24k by next year the money should be complete by Gods grace.
Romance / Re: Life In Lagos(never Give Up) by Joyrider404(f): 4:32pm On Aug 30, 2023
dkidd:

Chai.. it's not even much. Where in Lagos is ur location and where do u intend to set up shop?

My location is ikotun and I intend doing the business there cause it's a very busy place
Romance / Re: Life In Lagos(never Give Up) by Joyrider404(f): 4:30pm On Aug 30, 2023
Negroid001:


Do you have a laptop? What software can you use now?

No I don't have a personal laptop,I work at a Cyber Cafe, for now I am good at Coreldraw, Adobe Photoshop and Adobe premiere pro
Romance / Re: Life In Lagos(never Give Up) by Joyrider404(f): 12:55pm On Aug 30, 2023
Negroid001:

Improve your software usage, network with people and try to add animation or ui/ux to your skills.

Acquiring those skills means I have to get a laptop, would really love to learn them ...but with the situation of things I can't afford one ATM.all my hope is on God .
Tho I do watch tutorials on YouTube on Java, python,CSS and 2d animations.
Romance / Re: Life In Lagos(never Give Up) by Joyrider404(f): 12:35pm On Aug 30, 2023
jerrisonjeff:



Hmmm may God help us all... I can relate....

Hw much does the machine cost?

The machine costs about 70 to 80k
Romance / Re: Life In Lagos(never Give Up) by Joyrider404(f): 12:34pm On Aug 30, 2023
ebenezary:
why can you set up fiverr account and offer your service there imagine you have few order month at minimum rate of $5 X 10 every month

This is not bad as well,but you know those gigs don't come up that much,will open an account there right away tho...that's a side gig hope you know... right now all I am after is survival. It's a very good idea at least if I can make up to 50$ from there a month it's really going to boost my income
Romance / Life In Lagos(never Give Up) by Joyrider404(f): 9:12am On Aug 30, 2023
Good morning house

I'm 23 years of age still trying to figure out my life,Monday to Saturdays I work as a graphic designer with a paltry salary of 18k per month it's an 8 to 6 work tho,by 7pm when I am fully off from work I go to my second job where I work as an assistant sales girl for a Lady who fries akara, potato,yam, bounce and sells bread, we close by 12 or 12:30 in the night and I do leave home with a thousand naira (1k) most days she adds akara or potato.

I also Carter for my lil bro who's still in school,mom's late and dad abandoned us.

I hardly have enough to save up all my income goes into,food, rent and my lil bros well being.

I am a tech Enthusiast, that's why I am working as a graphic designer now.

Getting an honest job in Lagos as a lady is no childs play,cause you Will see shegebanza promax in the hands of MEN this saddens me slot.

Been saving up 3k every month since the beginning of this year to see if I can get my self a popcorn machine, maybe by next year the money will be enough to get one.

All I know is God always sees the hearts of his beloved ones.
Share your experience as a struggling young lady in Nigeria

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Romance / Re: Help With Resume And Linkedin Please. by Joyrider404(f): 8:40am On Aug 30, 2023
Tenrack:
Good morning guys.
I need help tailoring my LinkedIn account and Resume. How can I go about this? I need inputs please. I am overwhelmed ATM

Use chatgpt, thank me later
Romance / Graphic Designer Needed Today Asap by Joyrider404(f): 9:57am On Aug 17, 2023
Contact 08124974082 on WhatsApp to get intels on the job
Romance / Re: .. by Joyrider404(f): 10:56am On Apr 29, 2023
AyamGod23:





ok how about these your 2 numbers

08082135968
09021918083

I called it and a guy is picking up,
and there's also another nairaland account (male) using that same number what do you have to say about that?

Those are not my numbers, and I did not give you my number
Food / Re: Help How Do I Make Abacha by Joyrider404(f): 10:49am On Apr 29, 2023
Failure2019:
If you be igbo , why you no sabi prepare am ??


Throw am away if you no b igbo

This reply of URS shows how dumb you are
Food / Re: Help How Do I Make Abacha by Joyrider404(f): 10:40am On Apr 29, 2023
EriMma1:


Did you soak it overnight with cold water after grating and washing, to remove excess starch and prevent stickiness? It still looks starchy.

Anyways, good job.

Waiting for the meal.

After removing the back I boiled it a bit, then I grated it,soaked it in water now sundring

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Romance / Re: .. by Joyrider404(f): 10:36am On Apr 29, 2023
AyamGod23:


hi i already PMed you, Please check your mail.

Yeah I saw it but,I could not reply cause I am out of data, by month end I will be able to afford Data, as that is when I will receive salary
Food / Re: Help How Do I Make Abacha by Joyrider404(f): 9:57am On Apr 29, 2023
EriMma1:


Amen. You're welcome.

Ok will be waiting to see the outcome.

Enjoy!

Food / Re: Help How Do I Make Abacha by Joyrider404(f): 12:03am On Apr 29, 2023
EriMma1:


Soak the abacha in water to soften.
Pound and Soak potash in water.
Blend ehuru and dry pepper 🌶️ together. Set aside
Get ugba


Add palm oil to a pot on heat or off heat.
Add little liquid of the potash and begin to stir until it thickens and turns yellow.

Add the ground ehuru
Add Maggie (optional)
Add ugba and stir.
Add pomo, smoked fish and stir
Then add the abacha, onion, fresh pepper and stir very well until well combined. Utazi leaves.



May God bless you so so much for this,will update you with pics later in the day

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