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Romance / Re: I Am Tired Of Her Coming To My House To Eat Food, How Do I Tell Her? by jplusnaira: 10:40pm On Jul 20, 2020
AmuRubber:



Prof. jplusnaira (B. Sc., Woman Psychology; M. Sc., Woman Science And Behaviour; Ph. D, Womanology)
Author of the best-selling Book - “Shortcuts And Effective Use of Reverse Psychology in Winning a Woman's Heart”

Thanks a lot for the honorary degree I am indeed grateful.

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Politics / Re: Ismaila Isa Funtua Is Dead by jplusnaira: 10:28pm On Jul 20, 2020
Is this not the guy that said it is an insult to say he is a member of the cabal because him alone is a cabal. angry angry angry

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Education / Re: JAMB Announces Date For Commencement Of Admissions For 2020/2021 Session by jplusnaira: 10:38am On Jul 20, 2020
So they can now command universities
Education / Re: JAMB Announces Date For Commencement Of Admissions For 2020/2021 Session by jplusnaira: 10:37am On Jul 20, 2020
HMM
Romance / Re: I Am Tired Of Her Coming To My House To Eat Food, How Do I Tell Her? by jplusnaira: 10:44pm On Jul 16, 2020
Guy the best advice I will give you is to know her mind first. Once you do then it will be easier for you to know the best decision to take.

One way of knowing her mind is that you should tell her a story of a friend of yours who asked you for some advice. Tell her that the friend has a very pretty lady who usually comes to his house and they are very close...bla bla bla just fill up the story with you and her behavior.

The most important part is that you should tell her that your friend has started to developed feelings for the girl and anytime he sees her in his house he just feels like making love to the lady and he cannot control himself again. He just wants to hold her and have her.

Then ask her for her opinion if the guy should go ahead and make love to her. Then while you are saying it look into her eyes seductively so that she would indirectly get the message if possible hold one of her hands while you are telling her.

Look if she is not interested in doing it with you from that day she will start reducing her visit to your place. But if she continues coming then you might just have your answer let me know how it goes then I will then suggest STEP 2.

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Education / Re: FG Releases Guidelines For Reopening Of Schools by jplusnaira: 8:13pm On Jul 14, 2020
Doyou2019:


And when your private school students eventually shuns your online teaching, up in flames goes your income. Nothing lasts forever bro. grin

My students are not only based in Naija, I have a few students in US and UK also.
Education / Re: FG Releases Guidelines For Reopening Of Schools by jplusnaira: 9:04pm On Jul 13, 2020
If they like let them open. If they like let them close. I don't care all I know is I will continue with teaching my private students online via zoom.

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Education / Re: FG Releases Guidelines For Reopening Of Schools by jplusnaira: 7:29pm On Jul 13, 2020
The same old story

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Sports / Re: American Noah Lyles Breaks Usain Bolt's 200m World Record - Before Being Told... by jplusnaira: 2:14pm On Jul 12, 2020
This kind thing dey pain no be small. grin
Sports / American Noah Lyles Breaks Usain Bolt's 200m World Record - Before Being Told... by jplusnaira: 2:10pm On Jul 12, 2020
American sprinter Noah Lyles briefly appeared to have broken Usain Bolt 's world record for the 200 metres - only to discover bungling organisers had started his run from the wrong place.
Lyles put in what looked like a sensational run timed at 18.91 seconds at the Inspiration Games in Florida , a time that would have smashed the 19.19-second best set by Jamaican star Bolt back in 2009.
But given that Lyles' fastest time previously had only been 19.50, questions were immediately asked, not least by the runner himself who looked perplexed at the finish line.




Noah Lyles was clocked at a world record time for the 200 metres... until it was discovered bungling organisers started his run from the wrong place


World champion Lyles, running on his own in Florida but simultaneously with other athletes in Europe, appeared to have smashed Usain Bolt's world record

And it transpired a few minutes later that Lyles had started from the wrong line marked on the track and had only run 185 metres instead of 200.

'You can't be playing with my emotions like this… got me in the wrong line smh [shaking my head],' Lyles tweeted afterwards.

BBC commentator Steve Cram was left astonished when the time flashed up on screen, saying 'that cannot be right, that cannot be right' with laughter heard in the background.

The mix-up will come as a major embarrassment to organisers of the Inspiration Games, who had arranged for three sprinters to run the 200m simultaneously in different locations with athletes currently unable to compete together because of Covid-19.


Lyles reacted on Twitter afterwards, expressing his disbelieve at the starting line mix-up


Jamaican sprinter Usain Bolt holds the 200m world record, clocking 19.19 seconds in 2009


Lyles crosses the finish line at the IMG Academy in Bradenton, Florida during the 200m race


Lyles (centre) was racing simultaneously against France's Christophe Lemaitre (left) in Zurich and Holland's Churandy Martina (right) in Arnhem


Lyles' Sonic the Hedgehog socks proved apt - but his winning time wasn't all it appeared to be

The start guns were fired at the same time but world champion Lyles, running in Florida, appeared to round the bend of the track much quicker than his competitors Christophe Lemaitre and Churandy Martina, running in Switzerland and Holland respectively.

And Lyles crossed the finish line some way ahead, placing his hands on his head in disbelief before the unwelcome news of the starting block mix-up broke.

Lyles' younger brother Josephus, also an athlete, tweeted: 'Is this real??'

To compound matters, Lyles' time was then removed from the race results and the £7,930 ($10,000) prize awarded to Lemaitre instead.

Lyles, 22, from Gainesville in Florida, has personal bests of 9.86 seconds in the 100m and 19.50 seconds for the 200m. He won gold medals in the 200m and the 4 x 100m relay at the 2019 World Athletics Championships in Doha, Qatar.

Reaction on social media was humorous, with Twitter users pointed out at least Lyles can now claim to be the 185m world record holder.

But others asked why he didn't realise the start line was incorrect having ran thousands of 200 metre races in his life.




https://www.telegraph.co.uk/athletics/2020/07/10/americannoahlylesbreaks-usain-bolts-200m-world-record-told/

Romance / Re: “Poor People Are Cursed With A Strange Sex Drive” – Nigerian Writer (Photos) by jplusnaira: 7:16am On Jul 12, 2020
Hmm
Politics / Re: What Will This Country Be Like If Pidgin Is Banned? by jplusnaira: 7:15am On Jul 12, 2020
War
Education / Re: Private Schools Teachers To Protest On Monday Over Nonpayment, School Closure by jplusnaira: 7:10am On Jul 12, 2020
It is very unfortunate the kind of value our leaders place on education. At least the government should have provided some palliatives for them. I mean even a 10k per month stipend would go a long way instead of just doing nothing. angry angry

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Travel / Re: Newly Constructed Opako Adigbe Road In Abeokuta Washed Off By Rain Yesterday. by jplusnaira: 7:10am On Jul 12, 2020
Hmm

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Politics / Re: The Chinese Transparent Glass Bridge That Is Making People To Change Their Walki by jplusnaira: 7:02am On Jul 12, 2020
Nice concept
Romance / Re: I Opened My Daughter’s Room Without Knocking, And I Saw The Most Heartbreaking T by jplusnaira: 6:54am On Jul 12, 2020
Hmm
Politics / Re: BREAKING: ASO Rock Is Planning A Total Lockdown Till November, 2020 by jplusnaira: 6:53am On Jul 12, 2020
Noted, angry
Religion / Re: "Corona Virus: To Infect 18,000 People In Lagos" - Prophet Wonderful (Video) by jplusnaira: 6:41am On Jul 12, 2020
CoronaVirusPro:



You have a problem with comprehension.


So a projected figure is now actual figure like the pastor foresaw.

Smh

Now that Lagos is on 12,000 plus cases I think I deserve an apology from you if you are honourable enough.
TV/Movies / Re: Startimes Introduces "Pay As You Go", Adds More Stations by jplusnaira: 6:32am On Jul 12, 2020
iykmilo:
The payment should not be charged daily but per second of one's viewing duration. This is because we don't have steady power supply in this country.

Oga na small small, after all which one has DSTV done

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TV/Movies / Re: Startimes Introduces "Pay As You Go", Adds More Stations by jplusnaira: 6:30am On Jul 12, 2020
Bash92:
I hope this is true.

Because there was no where in the write up that the Startime representative made mention of PAY AS YOU GO. It was only the guardian reporter saying he said, without quoting is word for us on pay as you go.

Read where they talked about daily subscription
TV/Movies / Re: Startimes Introduces "Pay As You Go", Adds More Stations by jplusnaira: 6:29am On Jul 12, 2020
Kreamie:
If only they had quality content. cry

So out of 200 channels you still can't find quality channels. Abeg make I hear word.

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Politics / Re: 10 Prominent Politicians Who Died Of COVID-19 Disease In Nigeria by jplusnaira: 12:29pm On Jul 11, 2020
No Igbo man is on that list how come grin

Igbo Amaka
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Commences Empowerment Programme For Young Women by jplusnaira: 3:47pm On Jul 08, 2020
Hmm
Health / Re: 544 New COVID-19 Cases, 203 Discharged And 11 Deaths On July 5 - (1831 Tested) by jplusnaira: 11:53pm On Jul 05, 2020
Hmm what magic is kano performing.

Okay I know. It is called the magic of reduced testing.

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Health / Re: Yobe Discharges All COVID-19 Patients, Declares Zero Case On Admission by jplusnaira: 10:46pm On Jul 01, 2020
Since they have been relegated from covid 19 league I think I have to focus more on other other states who are still in contention in order to be updated with the daily live scores.
Politics / Re: Nigerian Billionaire Set To Marry President Trump's Daughter, Tiffany by jplusnaira: 8:51pm On Jun 22, 2020
Hmm
Politics / Re: Usman Shugaba, Aisha Buhari’s ADC, Security Aides Restored by jplusnaira: 8:09pm On Jun 22, 2020
If the police claim they are not the ones that fired the shot then it means the shot might have come from aishaaa or her children . I mean what do you think.
Politics / Re: Usman Shugaba, Aisha Buhari’s ADC, Security Aides Restored by jplusnaira: 8:07pm On Jun 22, 2020
This ADC na fine boy oh . No wonder she wanted him back desperately. Are you pondering what I am pondering.
Politics / Re: Backstory Behind Aisha Buhari Gunfight With Sabiu Yusuf- Farooq A. Kperogi by jplusnaira: 6:02pm On Jun 20, 2020
Nice, just stay safe, it is like you know too much
Politics / Re: What Will This Country Be Like If Pidgin Is Banned? by jplusnaira: 5:48pm On Jun 20, 2020
Disaster
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Ajimobi Tests Negative For Coronavirus by jplusnaira: 5:45pm On Jun 20, 2020
Congrats

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