₦airaland Forum

oluwaseyi0:
And blame who for the dead?

same God

floss:
Any body telling you things are cheaper in Nigeria more than the western countries and other European countries is using charcoal to hit up his brains

A country whose monthly minimum wage cannot buy more than 4 cartons of indomie? or 14 plates of quality food?

Nigeria no follow abeg

Banks are not ignoring anything. CBN knows what they're doing. They've being systematically mopping up cash and now refusing to release it back. Stylishly after the cashless policy. Banks cannot withdraw much from CBN and every educated knows that.

This scarcity is intentional.

TooMuchStuff:
Needed some cash last week in Abuja, went to Access Bank ATM but met some young gals in queue so I joined them. Each of them withdrawing with several Debit cards of different banks same time. I got frustrated after wasting an hour waiting for my turn and left in anger. Dem be POS gals

Dem full every ATM point in Abuja like this

Please next time report them to the bank security on Guard. There's a serious frown on such acts and CBN with cash management teams of banks are working to curb it.

Good one

I have an Afrigo zenith Bank card and would love the one from NIMC if they'd make issuance prompt.

Borrow222:
You've started again with the Tinubu government.

please have some shame.

I don't understand why you're still commenting on this forum after your actions during Buhari's tenure. Buhari's administration turned out to be a catastrophe, and now you're supporting Tinubu's tenure.

Thay guy is a monumental disgrace and a foool at Old age with no Family. How can he even show his family members his comments on nairaland without getting disowned. If you see him, He has mad man written all over him

we know. what next? or you just want to tell us when you have no solution plan ?

move with stealth and deal with your enemies but this one will keep talking all over the press without caution

BigBrother9ja:
Lol
Thought of a miserable empty head...
What makes her "hot"? Because she's a celebrity?

Person wey her pussy wide pass bore hole

helinues:
The hate in incurable as it's ingrained

Mo.ron

helinues:
Long overdue

You're disgusting

Youths are now involved in lots of vices that shortens their life.

Nigeria's currency is gone. 290,000 cedis is about 30Million NGN

😮 Whoa!

mohbadliveson:
We calculate number of units per items we have (tv, fan, iron, etc) and bill each tenants. We contribute money and ask Papi Ebuka to go and pay at NEPA office

Ha, This won't work with everyone. Imagine me as a banker who leaves home early every morning and come back late just to sleep and prepare for the next day. Even though I have a lot of stuffs, I barely have time to use them and my family isn't even around with me to utilize anything. Well, I don't share meter so it's good. Sometimes, in a shared space, it's just to make sacrifices and contribute or try to stop sharing

Hmmn

Righteousness2:
I Pity those who Foolishly run their mouths in what they dont understand.


When you Have Problems with your Fellow human, you run to GOD for Help!
When GOD ALMIGHTY is Dealing with you! Even your Helpers will be Crippled.


You think you are mocking the Chosen people or The Servant of GOD?
No!
You are Mocking the DOER of the Mystries, Miracles and wonders in the CHOSEN!
You are Mocking the HOLYGHOST! THE GOD of CHOSEN! The Ancient of the days! The HOLY ONE OF ISRAEL.
Unfortunately for you, GOD CANNOT MOCKED!

My Humble self is a receipent of the Mystery, Miracles and Wonders of the GREAT GOD of CHOSEN.
My wife had very Terrible Fibroid that defiled all medications ( Foreign and local)
A visitation from the GOD of CHOSEN in the Dream Shattered Fibroid from my Wife.

Myself and my wife couldnt get a child for about 5yrs.
My wife was Medically declared unfit to Have a baby. Many many medical grammars and so on.
An Encounter with the GOD of CHOSEN in the Dream Shattered all the Medical jargons.

There was no baby anywhere .
Mysteriously and Miraculously my wife tested positive at home for the 1st time ever in 11th December 2021.
13th Decemeber 2021 we visited the Hospital for a proper Check. We were hit with what no one including us could understand up till now.

Not only was she pregnant but was due for delivery.
There was no baby anywhere .
No antenatal, unclenatal etc
The GOD of Chosen carried a 9 months baby and fixed in the womb of my wife to go deliver.

The Doings of the GOD OF CHOSEN CANNOT BE CALCULATED OR UNDERSTOOD BY THE HUMAN BRAIN.

My adominishment to those foolishly involving themselves in this foolishness is go and plead and Cry to GOD for Mercy.

Many who open their mouths anyhow during the satanic linda tape matter paid the Supreme Price. Many others ran to the church from all over the places to plead for Mercies due to the terrible consequences.

The problems, pains and troubles people are Facing is already too much to add GOD'S punishments on your destiny.

They that Have Ears to Hear, Let them Hear.

Your 🧠 is gone

ActiveFarms:
I need anyone to guess the approximate range of the number of cobs in the picture below. I will give the top ten closest winners Half bag of Maize in November, any part of the country you are based.

11,500 cobs

caye:
All Nigerian man 40 and above should be allowed to easily acquire assault rifles.

The present Nigeria , is no longer 1980 Nigeria.
It has changed.

If you know how many people have guns in Nigeria silently in their homes? It's just that those in rural areas that need it more don't have the money to purchase good guns else nothing stops you from having if you know how to

Police and lies

People paid ransom for release of their loved ones and police is saying they mounted pressure on the kidnappers who abandoned the victims and fled. Who do police this thing?
So,
Kidnappers requested for all these items and tracker cannot be installed into any one to trace and catch them later? It's well.

Do the right thing and protests of this kind won't be even talked of.

I see multiple police for just few persons. Uganda na small county. If only 5 million youths comes out, police won't be able to do anything except shoot unarmed people as usual.

Reminds me of my days as the cash officer. Some people brought a sack of mutilated notes to deposit. After much ado about nothing, we agreed to go ahead with the deposit. They thought we won't count it since it won't pass through the machine, I just told them to wait back and when we were through with other customers, I will get all my note counters and tellers to join hands and reconfirm the cash. They declined and left with their cash. Mutilated notes and weak lower denominations are usually hard to confirm.

The worrying thing is they'd soon free them with one excuse.

Lol

2√x = √4*2. . Expressing 8 as a multiple

2√x = √4 * √2 Law of f surds

2√x = 2√2. Cont'd

√x = √2 dividing both sides by 2


X = 2. Exponenting both sides to power of 2

Huh? Capital punishment for armed robbery?

Strange, but it is what it is.

They were armed and might have killed (if they haven't done that before) their victims if they tried to resist. The governor might not sign it sha but if he does, it'd be a lesson to those planning to do so tomorrow.

Let our judiciary try to mete out serious punishments as this to bigger pen thieves, looters, kidnappers and fraudster too.

ubest1:
When will BANKS start giving certificate of ACCOUNT just like Insurance certificate to reduce stealing from death people unknown accounts by families

It exists, ask for it and you'd be given without any hassle.

I bought @ #944 in Kogi today

Nasri100:
I love the online banks in Nigeria, especially Opay. It’s fast and got easy access like Cashapp

But ridiculous people think commercial banks will pack up because of Opay and Palmpay.

Do you have a clue the volume of transactions these banks do in a day? Do people think banking is all about transfers?

Do you realize these commercial banks can create money out of nowhere and an integral part of the economy?

Damn People are not well informed.

Besides it’s God, Government and then commercial Banks. Never forget that.

Ridiculous and Ignorant lots

Ask them what's the meaning of Letter of Credit(LC), Various Forms, Advanced Payment Guarantee(APG), etc and they'd just be quiet.


If you have a shop and I come to buy Goods worth say 3million and pay in cash, how will they deposit it into their so called Opay account if not because commercial banks exist?

Can you pay school fees to a foreign institution using Opay?

How about world remits and it's likes.

These guys thinks banking is just transfer alone...

SmartyPants:
What you don't know is that the majority of these digital banks still have to partner with conventional banks to function.

Do the banks seem worried to you? Lol. They are posting record profits.

Most of them don't understand how the African economy still work. The lots thinks digital banks worry Conventional physical banks, why then did they slam Emefiele for cash crunch? Why didn't everybody just download Opay and let's say to hell with cash?

All the so called fintechs, are depending on commercial banks but no need saying that online as most of these people won't understand.

W0t0w0toman:
Oga, you must be investigated for stealing and fraudulent activities. How can a common banker have capital to invest in all the businesses you mentioned as well as sending your family abroad? Oga, you be onyeoshi aka pen robber.

I invited this insult to myself by commenting. 23 years working experience isn't a small thing. I am favoured too as my grandpa planted lots of cashew not knowing it'd become gold in the future(now). (Ask anyone in Kogi about cashew nuts)

Information is power though, The average monthly salary of an experienced banker of high cadre isn't in 6 digits. We also have access to more credit facilities than you can imagine.

Please read all of Brian Tracy's book and Flashes of thoughts By Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum then change your mentality.

You don't need to steal to grow. Time and chance, then God's grace, is all that's necessary to improve your life.

Ciao

Usefulsense:
For me measure of progress is different.
A toilet cleaner in Australia lives a much better life than the regional manager of Zenith bank in Nigeria.

This is not entirely true Sir.

My wife and two kids are abroad through my hustle as a bank staff since 2001 but I'm not resigning to go join them. I've got a Personal driver attached to an official vehicle. Got three lodges(none have less than 6 flats) for rent, a Fuelling station and also being involved in cashew export business. All these were gotten through contacts and connections at the bank. What better life do a cleaner in Australia have than me. The joy of being recognized and respected as a decision maker in a firm Is soothing. After spending years of reading and becoming a first class graduate of Mathematics, becoming a chartered account(ICAN), charted banker(CIBN) M.Sc in Equity and private finance, e.t.c, I'd now settle and agree a cleaner is better than me? No sir.

Life is too short to not explore and get to the top echelon. No one should be comfortable benefiting off others efforts we rather, have to try to become a benefactor to our own people and community. Off course Nigeria ain't really working 100% and that's why, even my own children are growing abroad. But sir, Nigeria isn't really that bad.