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NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 9:25am On Jun 29, 2013
Looking at the weather, since its cold we'll be having bread and tea for breakfast. I've already bought the bread and i've made the tea. Its not the kind of tea nysc serves, this tea is richer.
Everyone, please line ur cups on the kitchen table.
Breakfast is served ....

NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 9:02am On Jun 29, 2013
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Goodmorning everyone, I enjoyed my sleep, hope you did too?

Omotea, u tried in the vigil. But it wasn't fair of u eating the last meat left in the pot. It was meant for me today. So u owe me. And having the intention of leaving without waking the family up, ain't fair one bit.

ColoursnBrushes, great comment you made there. Utilizing this period is the crux.

Imanuelle since the weather is cold, lemme see ....
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 11:13pm On Jun 28, 2013
Imanuelle: same here,
I can actually crash for 16 hours in a day.
Not that long for me. But I love sleep.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 9:51pm On Jun 28, 2013
Imanuelle: i just hope you aren't lazy...
you must wake 4am for our pre morning parade!
I ain't lazy. I love sleep sha. But when its time I'll adjust. Weeks before then, I'll start adjusting.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 9:46pm On Jun 28, 2013
Imanuelle: I see peeps quoting Winnie's post but I can't even find it.

Please find me jhor...

undecided
Its the last comment on page 61.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 9:44pm On Jun 28, 2013
hopeyemmy: Who go follow u chop worms huh Rice with plantain or nothing. shocked
U go follow me chop am na.
Imanuelle: you can also boil water and make tea.
Yes na. That one is big work sef.
Lol
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 9:36pm On Jun 28, 2013
Imanuelle: you better enter the kitchen,
I don't want any man returning my daughter because of kitchen palaver!
Not to worry, I can make indomie and spag. grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 9:34pm On Jun 28, 2013
hopeyemmy: She will serve us breakfast 2mao.
I intend waking up by 10 tomorrow, won't be my fault if breakfast comes by noon.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 9:30pm On Jun 28, 2013
1st to comment on a new page for the 2nd time today. grin grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 9:27pm On Jun 28, 2013
Imanuelle: lazy you !

Better enter the kitchen and help Aunty Winnie !
Lol!!! What do you expect from a last child?
mikigen: As at 5: 30pm today,we were on the 55th page.i loggd out as at then only to login by 8: 45pm and found out that we re on the 61st page..frm my observation in the past few days, i can tell the house that we are progressing at the rate of 10 page per day if not more than.Going by that figure,10*30 =300 pages a month(CITERIS PARIBUS)Al tins being equal, nw multiplying 300*4mnths =1,200 pgs(thats frm july-nov) But shld there be any case of unforeseen ocurrances either favourable or unfavourable lets say a sharp drop on numbers of coments, the least that cn happen is 600 pages or more...these are my statistical findings and conclusions.WHAT DO U Think?
Hmmm..... You try. I'll only think of what to say after two months.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 9:17pm On Jun 28, 2013
Imanuelle: Boss ogbeche!
i dey hail you oh!
Hope the speed of the house doesn't exceed nairaland's speed limit?
Lolz
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 9:14pm On Jun 28, 2013
hopeyemmy: Winnie, mind serving the house dinner? Jennifer will join u in the kitchen while I pound the yam. (^_^)
I'm not interested in the food again. I've drank water to my fill. Winnie, I think you have the kitchen to urself. Yemmy, i'll eat the remnant tomorrow tongue
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 8:38pm On Jun 28, 2013
tutulicious: Hello house, you are so on speed of light, I can't. Even post or quote, ok am just going to say hello to everyone that I was supposed to quote or respond to, and I will try my best to quote and respond to all the post am supposed to, thank you to dimplecakes, wini, j-slim and all my ladies in the house that space woudnt allow me to name, I hope you are all having a wonderful evening. Cheers.
A sure wonderful evening. Try and catch up with the pages dear.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 8:26pm On Jun 28, 2013
tariwalters: TNX DEAR, WRRAGOAN?
Everything agwan . Hope u came with better?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 8:24pm On Jun 28, 2013
Ogbeche77: Hope you good j-slimz?
Boss i'm good.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 8:23pm On Jun 28, 2013
David Hume: Bros don vex, grin pls we get ur point nd we ar so sorry. No vex finish. Jsmilz thnks 4 helping beg big bros!
saintalone: lol...You get mouth!
I fit vex? Madam J...u do well o
Thanks dearies
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 8:12pm On Jun 28, 2013
Viewing this topic: Yvonneolufunmi(f), Ogbeche77, obinoral(m), j-slimz(f), David Hume(m), Radiantqueen, Imanuelle, WinnieDPooh(f), Funpeter(m), tutulicious(f)

Our Oga at the top is present.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 7:58pm On Jun 28, 2013
saintalone: GUYS PLEASE STOP THIS IRRELEVANT SPACE-EATING NOW ABEG!
E NO MAKE SENSE NAU...

IMAGINE SAY FEDERAL GOVT DECIDE TO MONITOR HER FUTURE NYSC CORPER ACTIVITIES ON NAIRALAND, WITH THIS BEHAVIOUR, DEM FIT DECIDE TO SCRAP THE PROGRAMME ENTIRELY..HABA!
Bros calm down please.we are just catching some fun cuz of boredom. The boredom ain't our making. We were pushed to wait till November. We don't live our lives on here, this is just one of the activities of batch c 2013 prospective corp members.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 7:53pm On Jun 28, 2013
tariwalters: GOOD EVENING 2 ALL MA BOSS MEN N BOSS LADIES ON BOARD THIS THREAD, AW Y'ALL DOIN RYT ABT NOW? U GUYS R KEEPING IT LOCKED.. THATS WHATS UP
ITS FRIDAY NIGHT OO SO NO DULLING. POMPORI MODE ACTIVATED 2 9T,
Welcome from some hours of vacation
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 7:51pm On Jun 28, 2013
David Hume: Chai, ds tin no gree come out. What did I do 2 deserve ds. Like an awoite wld say O wun mi but ko wun eledami. All d same I take up d challenge cos I won't give up! Watch out. grin grin grin grin grin
I'm still watching .
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 7:49pm On Jun 28, 2013
@ David Hume u funny gan. And still on still u no make the page. Lolz
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 7:41pm On Jun 28, 2013
Funpeter: abi na dese na season film before he go end na till december
Na season film na, Na the scene scheduled for tomorrow na him I dey ready.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 7:36pm On Jun 28, 2013
hopeyemmy: Pablo, I see u bro.
Jennifer, how u dey?
Bros I dey o!!! The pages are moving at the speed of light.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 7:33pm On Jun 28, 2013
I af faint. Easy na.
Na this night everybody dey show face.
I'll sit down and watch the movie.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 6:43pm On Jun 28, 2013
hayordelevic: Once u are out of this page for 5mins catching up becomes serious wahala...I was reading through the pages I missed I left not too long ago to come back to meet almost 5 to 6 new pages...I hail una!
True I tell ya.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 5:47pm On Jun 28, 2013
omoteamac: immanuele na lie ooooo..jslimz wetin nau??abeg o..DNT murder ma reputatn here.!!i misplaced d coins in ur hauz..bt immanuel self furrk up,na coinz him give me nau..why him day talk lyk say na one big money him drop so..abeg send me ur acct mak i send u back d coins jare..LOBATAN
I didn't find coins. And u surely didn't misplaced it at my place, how about the other places you went to?
Imanuelle: so you dun take your explanation chop my meat ba?

angry angry angry
bwahahahahaha. Una nor fit kill me.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 5:15pm On Jun 28, 2013
omoteamac: IMANUELE MA homiz..welcm bro..hauz don miss u gan nii...u see dat money ehnn,i no knw au him tak lost 4 ma hand...i m super-sure d money got misin at jslimz' place dis mornin(wen she wan kil me wit her dance_steps)..she go don kip am,i knw...
Hmmm... I no even know say na Imanuelle give you that money.
Imanuelle, Omotea carry the money carry one babe comot. Him talk say na him get am. I been dey wonder why the money bin plenty.
Omotea bring the money abeg.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 4:32pm On Jun 28, 2013
Imanuelle: seriously sis,
I missed the room oh!
It has always helped me in lone times.

I'm glad to be back...


abeg wetin una chop remain ?
I Hope no be that beans?
Nothing we don chop since morning o!!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 4:12pm On Jun 28, 2013
My first allawee will be used for making life comfortable in my PPA.


Imanuelle , where have you been? Your absence was felt.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 4:05pm On Jun 28, 2013
WinnieDPooh: Goodevening all what is the latest gist? embarassed
Welcome ma'am, hope today was swell?
The qwesion on ground is "what will you use ur first allawee for?"

Me repeating the question hasn't yet given an answer.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 3:59pm On Jun 28, 2013
omoteamac: UR royal highnes ma...i bow b4 ur throne..may ur reign be eternal..i promise i wnt crosSBOundary again..tank u!lol
lol!!! Omotea u too funny
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 3:11pm On Jun 28, 2013
ayoolar011: j slimz, how can i double quote on nairaland?
Go back to page 50 (I think) I gave details.

@ Omotea for the fact that U've been making me laugh, ur forgiven. grin

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