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NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 12:49pm On Jun 28, 2013
omoteamac: *on my knees*mummy plz i sowi...i wlnt do dat again...please..please...please...HAUZ PLS HELP ME BEG HER
Mummy ke? Na so I old reach for ya eyes? R u a learner?
Ur even adding salt to injury #smh#
tariwalters: LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!! BLIVE ME I DIDN'T READ IT @ ALL cool cool cool cool cool
U had better not read it.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 12:14pm On Jun 28, 2013
omoteamac: see you...YOU HAD BETA BELIV NW...i watchd her dance dis mornin...to further strenghten her claims,any word greater than worst wl describe beta her DANCIN PROWESS..jslimz baby,i neva meant 2 let out ur secret bt my conscienc wl neva let me be...i hope u wl oversight dis nd lets our relatnshp grow more...ehm ehm ehm ehm..TARIbaba i hope ure nt readn dis sha??i gues NO..LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
I'm irked. Pls don't talk to me Omotea.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 10:54am On Jun 28, 2013
tariwalters: I DUN BLIVE U SAYING U R A BAD DANCER. EVEN WITH ALL D PARTY JAMS BANGING IN NAIJA? ABEG FIND ONE LEARN OOOO EVEN IF NA ATILOGUN DANCE ALL JOIN smiley smiley
Tari!!!!!! Lolz!!! Atilogwe it is. I need a tutor.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 10:17am On Jun 28, 2013
[quote author=j-slimz]LOLZ

please don't let my secret out that i'm a bad dancer tongue lol[/quote]
omoteamac: u no even sabi dance self...i had tot u wl pul sm immaculate stunts..u ddnt beat my imaginatn..lol
I begged u not to say na. Why u dey disgrace me like this nahuh angry angry angry huh huh
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 10:00am On Jun 28, 2013
tariwalters: GOOD MORNING PEEPS.
I SEE UR GUYS R KEEPING IT REAL HERE. J-SLIMZ NOW WEN I DON SEE BOWL NAI U DE SAY CHAMPAGNE DON LOSS. ABEG FIND AM BEFORE I SENTENCE YOU DANCING AZONTO FOR 48 HRS grin grin grin grin grin HOW WAS UR 9T? OMOTEAMAC I HOLA@U
I just couldn't find the bottle anymore. Abeg, don't sentence me.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 9:27am On Jun 28, 2013
omoteamac: arrgh...u fal ma hand big tym mehnnn...wey i don control garri come here(wana be d 1st to glue gari wit champagne)'GUINES WORLD RCOD TINZ-'jslims,only GOD wl 4giv ur insincerity...lolz...congratz mam..wish u more of dat in lyf..lol..d goodnes dat z come ur way wl neva fail..lol
LOLZ
omoteamac: leaveme jare...continue dancin,i m watchn....lol...
please don't let my secret out that i'm a bad dancer tongue lol
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 9:17am On Jun 28, 2013
omoteamac: @jslimz...there u go..abeg open d champagne share to every membas of d hauz,ABEG NO POP AM OOOO..jslimz oyoyo,jslimz nwane,jslimz mama agbalagba...oya pas me d poli
The bottle don loss. Follow me dance don jazzy the kick o jare
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 9:10am On Jun 28, 2013
omoteamac: lol...d party neva stops..wld avail u d opportunity of bein d 1st on d nxt page..abeg no pop d champagne,na make we drink am ooo..popin it wl result into wastage...nd MONEY must nt waste
I dan join the league. 1st to comment on page 50.
Omotea, I no see the champagne again. So na azonto I dey dance... Lolz
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 9:07am On Jun 28, 2013
hopeyemmy: Lol. U welcome. I'm good. U?
Same dear.

hopeyemmy: Lmao... but nothing beats being first to comment on a FP thread.
Shey? Till that fine day sha.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 9:01am On Jun 28, 2013
dimplecakes: @j-slimz......I slept well ooooo Jare. No baking today joor....mii yaff wan rest small*winks*
How is U?
Good to know ur night was fine.
Today I wanna sample ur cakes? U want to rest small. Kai!!! Not fair o!!! But i'm willing to wait sha.
I'm well my dear.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 8:53am On Jun 28, 2013
dimplecakes: Morning !!!! Morning!!!!
Goodmorning dimple, slept well?
Any baking scheduled for today? If yes, then i'm game in the chawing
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 8:48am On Jun 28, 2013
omoteamac: and its anoda one..WHY ALWAYS MEhuh??
Bro u'll start paying for that position. If you don't want to, then allow others feel the place joor.

I'll pop champagne the day I become first to comment.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 8:46am On Jun 28, 2013
hopeyemmy: C'mon bro! As we take follow rock batch B thread, na so we go rock this one. Enjoy.

Lol. Na so. Morning.
Freezing? *sprinkles hot water on u*
Oh!!! #feeling warm from the hot water# thanks dear. How u dey?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 7:20am On Jun 28, 2013
Viewing this topic: FUBICUTIE(f), legendsilver(m) and 2 guest(s)

Fubicutie I sight u. How u doing?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 6:10am On Jun 28, 2013
omoteamac: okay lemme mak a confesn..na beans nd i knw LADIES DNT EAT BEANS...SLIM i ve got dis questn 4 u...i observe most ladies detest Eatin beans,BT WHYhuhhuh??
No idea Omotea . I don't like it so much, though I eat it once in a while.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 6:02am On Jun 28, 2013
Funpeter: am trying it now



am trying it now
hope its working?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 6:00am On Jun 28, 2013
hopeyemmy: Lol. Pako biscuit bawo... Awo boys no dey take beans play at all.
We better follow him bumper to fender o!!

Goodmorning housemates, my night was cold, i'm freezing. Hope say una dream better dream?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 10:34pm On Jun 27, 2013
WinnieDPooh: K thanks

Lol you are funny o.
Pleasurez all minegrin grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 10:33pm On Jun 27, 2013
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NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 10:18pm On Jun 27, 2013
WinnieDPooh: Lol nothing jare i was just laughing at that comment i made about some nuisance...
What u said is actually true. I pray no nuisance drops by.

WinnieDPooh: House please i need your help o...how do i quote 2 or 3posts at the same time and comment in between? And how do i also quote a post and bold some sentences in the quoted post? And yes i'm a learner grin
When u quote the first post and reply under it, go to a new line and then scroll down the page and quote any other comment. You can then reply it.
Repeat the process again in order to quote any other comments you so please. When ur done, submit.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 9:54pm On Jun 27, 2013
omoteamac: *carrIS d fud nd run in d speed of lite*CATCH ME IF U CAN!!!!na PAKO biscuit day insid d plate nau...bt all join,na 2 chop alone o..al
No carry biscuit deceive person. Bring the food joor.

Imanuelle: begi-begi
I gree. Its better I beg than snatch it and run off. That's stealing. There is happiness in giving, u know!!

hopeyemmy: Let me guess, na BEANS!
Now he is trying to make us believe its just pako biscuit.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 9:29pm On Jun 27, 2013
WinnieDPooh: grin grin grin
Winnie what's making you shine teeth na?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 8:43pm On Jun 27, 2013
Imanuelle: na beans oh.
Make una no go start queue for toilet
I no too like beans. But I must chop this one.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 8:13pm On Jun 27, 2013
omoteamac: chai..i jst taya 4 dis guy mehn..na evry nite wen i don wan chop dis guy day show face..NA TO CARRY DIS FUD GO CHOP 4 TOILET OOO
For where? Make u no stingy na. I no been wan chop, but I go follow u now go anywhere u enter with that food. Wait o!!! Wetin dey d plate?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 8:08pm On Jun 27, 2013
omoteamac: I dedicate dis award 2 d almighty 4 makin dis jumbo dream of mine a reality...i celebrat all my fans nd u knw dis award belngs 2 u..though it seems unattainable,bt 4 d 4th tym,it hs come ma way..nd 2 my friends(imanuele,shri,david,jslimz,dimple,wini,ope,shawry,lewi,jueda etc)u re d BEST..!!newpage FIRSTCOMMENT TINZ...lol
Damn!!! U misplaced Imanuelle from his position. But still on still Congrats. Lol
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 5:44pm On Jun 27, 2013
omoteamac: arrrghhh...u see dat side ehnnn...wel if na me nd u,i fit day apy sha coz i knw say u go be ma VANDAMME..wit u by me,boko z in trouble..but i dare nt pray 4 dat state mehn....
I no pray for that side at all at all.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 5:43pm On Jun 27, 2013
Imanuelle: secure your 10k.

grin
For sure na. Better thing
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 5:02pm On Jun 27, 2013
[quote author=De-sammy]U r welcum J-slimz. N'tin much. We just dey, dey feel each.[/quote]Abi o!!! That's why its 43 pages now and counting
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 5:00pm On Jun 27, 2013
omoteamac: enugu!why dat choice?borno wl best fit u..lol..
U say? Bor ... Gini? Abeg o!!!! Tell who send u say u no see me. Lol.

But wait o!! If na me and u go there e go make sense.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 4:57pm On Jun 27, 2013
omoteamac: gud evnin mama..diz evnin z abt u teln us abt wher u go lyk serve 4 dis our naija country..me na OGUN..U?
Na ENUGU o!!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 4:56pm On Jun 27, 2013
[quote author=Imanuelle][/quote]Imanuelle no one deprived u of ur right to comment first on a new page.
Congrats on first to comment on new page.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by jslimz(f): 4:54pm On Jun 27, 2013
Imanuelle: na high key things...
never on a low key. .
That's good.
Make una come follow me chop hot roasted corn for this cold. Since morning rain just dey fall.

omoteamac: *TEAM OGUN* all d way...actualy waitin 2 be part of evry bit of fun over there..u wana join d train??then signify..or tel us wher u wl lyk 2 serve..SAGAMU NONI
Bros its #TEAM ENUGU# for moi

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