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EducationRe: FUT Minna 2013/2014 Aspirant Lets Meet Here by Jsplash(m): 7:20am On Jul 19, 2013
olivia222: mehn! Guys pls help ur sis dat ooo......
i went to register for post utme today . although it was sucessful bt d problem nw is dat d subjects i wrote in jamb were eng,phy,bio nd chem nd my subject combination in my post utme re eng,math,chem nd phy. i dnt no if it wil affect my exam. am goin for chemistry.
Desame tin wit me, although i havnt Register, so hw was the registration proces?
EducationRe: FUT Minna 2013/2014 Aspirant Lets Meet Here by Jsplash(m): 12:38pm On Jul 18, 2013
Dj hack: u 2 no maths....mehn e dn red b dah
Dj hack i no of some1 who wrote Eng, Bio Chem Phy, aplied to unilorin fo medicine nd futminna fo biochemistry and he is now a studnt in ur skul, i tink de mayt be alowin it o jst dat 1 wil den hav to wrt maths in d POST UME?
Wat do u tink?
EducationRe: FUT Minna 2013/2014 Aspirant Lets Meet Here by Jsplash(m): 12:05pm On Jul 18, 2013
Hey! sup guys?
I chose futmx 2nd choice, i aplied fo B.Tech, Chemistry(industrial) i did not write maths in jamb cos my 1st choice course does nt require maths, i noticed dat every course in FUT has maths, how am i to do, can i Register fo d POST UTME?
EducationRe: A.B.U 2013/2014 Aspirant Lets Discuss by Jsplash(m): 2:26pm On Jul 17, 2013
Jewel Bukky: lol! Joel u ba...? Hun hunnn i'l tell my mummy 4 u!
tongue
EducationRe: A.B.U 2013/2014 Aspirant Lets Discuss by Jsplash(m): 12:30pm On Jul 17, 2013
Shimasparkle: Nyc1@lateef,,,i'll jst attempt d ones im sure of,hope there's rum 4 correction,i'll lyk 2 check back to learn more.......Q1=cerebrum,Q2=erythrocytes,Q3=sebum,Q5=32ATP,Q6=renin and pepsin,Q7=ileum,Q8=diastema,Q9=mushroom,moulds,algae,fungi,Q10=difussion,,,,do the marking lateef:-D
hehehehehehe weldon i tout white blood cells wer d once dat ar "amoeboid" cos of deir engulfin ability u no.
EducationRe: A.B.U 2013/2014 Aspirant Lets Discuss by Jsplash(m): 12:00pm On Jul 16, 2013
Jewel Bukky: Hey! Warri dude 4 ur info, am multi-lingual.
Na lie o, na Fulani vilage girl she bi, Musty no sef, dats Y she sabi smal Hausa.
EducationRe: A.B.U 2013/2014 Aspirant Lets Discuss by Jsplash(m): 11:24am On Jul 16, 2013
Jewel Bukky: Dis 1 almst al of u r in 1st batch. Yet 2 find ma course nd batch mate o 'batch 2'. Hpe Jagabs own wil b. Lol!
Yes U ar rite na batch 2 i de.
EducationRe: A.B.U 2013/2014 Aspirant Lets Discuss by Jsplash(m): 7:24pm On Jul 12, 2013
Jewel Bukky: confirmatn order. Abeg ooo... Mk una c wetin i jst dey hear dt ABU has rescheduled her PUME. Nw 16th-17th July. Pls hw 2ru is disssshuh
Na wetin d cafe pple use o.make dis rescheduling of a tin beta be joke fa.
EducationRe: A.B.U 2013/2014 Aspirant Lets Discuss by Jsplash(m): 6:46pm On Jul 12, 2013
@lirusehn tnx der numbas no de go.
@bukky yes na 2 numbers get “#“Now wch of dem be d e-transact pin is it“confirmation order“ “matric/Reg no.“
@all pls, wch of d numbers did u use as e-transact pinhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh??
EducationRe: A.B.U 2013/2014 Aspirant Lets Discuss by Jsplash(m): 4:28pm On Jul 12, 2013
Hi! Mine is readin “invalid pin“ d cafe atendant said i shld cum bck on monday, dat may be its because i jst got d pin.how tru is dis? cos i cant imagine d pin frm d bnk bin wrong.@bukky nd odas dat hav done dere reg. Did u wait fo days afta getin ur PIN?
EducationRe: A.B.U 2013/2014 Aspirant Lets Discuss by Jsplash(m): 7:11am On Jul 09, 2013
musty001: i can sense so many jackers in dis thread o....i just hope it doesn't bcom ur nw addition,cause me i stil flexing o!!!
Tel dem! but wait o, we dy see many of ur types, u flex/disturb durin d day @9yt u becum an award winning jackers cheesy
EducationRe: A.B.U 2013/2014 Aspirant Lets Discuss by Jsplash(m): 8:11pm On Jul 08, 2013
Jewel Bukky: Paddy mi Jagabs, hw u dey nw?
I dey Kankpe, hw ar u dustin ur books? My own dun catch cobweb o...
EducationRe: A.B.U 2013/2014 Aspirant Lets Discuss by Jsplash(m): 8:41am On Jul 07, 2013
Lateef9961: If not 4 d fact that abu shiftd awa post utme,we wil v celebrate my birth day ryt inside d abu senate building or better stil inside d v.c office. LOLZ
Lol see were ur mind de fly go!
HBD WULLnP
EducationRe: A.B.U 2013/2014 Aspirant Lets Discuss by Jsplash(m): 10:26pm On Jul 04, 2013
Herdelove: abu main gate
ol boi see how d gate dy eye us o...
EducationRe: A.B.U 2013/2014 Aspirant Lets Discuss by Jsplash(m): 10:17pm On Jul 04, 2013
Rexsul: wow! gud 2c ds thread lively....so wotz up guys hw hs d reg been?
Me too cheesy
Hav u left Mx yet?
EducationRe: A.B.U 2013/2014 Aspirant Lets Discuss by Jsplash(m): 7:24am On Jun 19, 2013
[quote author=hadizadeezy][/quote]Nothing much,although i have been away for a while, we heard that the post-utme pin/form is out and Odo-etonu even confirmed to have gotten his, however the ABU's portals for registration has not yet been created, a friend said may be untill jamb has officially announce her general cutoff(i learnt they held a meeting yeaterday) which will usher in the commencement of the 2013 post utme.
EducationRe: A.B.U 2013/2014 Aspirant Lets Discuss by Jsplash(m): 6:31am On Jun 19, 2013
Lateef9961: Hw was ur health nw Jsplash?
Iam feeling better nw, any news?
EducationRe: Jamb Should Award 4 marks Extra, See Proof And Evidence Why by Jsplash(m): 8:14am On Jun 18, 2013
Lolz...
dridowu: Mathematician indeed
EducationRe: A.B.U 2013/2014 Aspirant Lets Discuss by Jsplash(m): 7:06am On Jun 18, 2013
Rexsul: hey sorry 4 dat bro. gud 2 knw u r gettn beta nw.
yae Tnx Rexsul.
EducationRe: Jamb Should Award 4 marks Extra, See Proof And Evidence Why by Jsplash(m): 6:55am On Jun 18, 2013
simeonabio: For some years now i have been solving past maths question of Jamb. Presently I have to solve the last maths 2013. I notice that 2 questions (question 40 and 41, that the solution weren't in options provided.
I think for this jamb should award 4 marks extra to students who took maths.
Here is the link to my working
http://www.mathsvillage.org/node/805 or see the attached image of the workings on question 40 and 41
Also, you can visit www.mathsvillage.org to various working i have done on Jamb Math from 1978 - 2013
( i will soon upload 2013 solution)
Help spread the news about the mathsvillage.org

Thanks
Simeon Abiola Tawose
Founder:Mathsvillage.org
simon gonner: you wan market ur website
Hey, in Jamb if non of the options is correct, then the right thing for you to do as a candidate is to leave that Q empty by not shading any of the option, and you will be giving the marks.
Cheers!!!...
EducationRe: A.B.U 2013/2014 Aspirant Lets Discuss by Jsplash(m): 2:48pm On Jun 17, 2013
Helo every1!...
I have missed alot o,d info. about post-ume is even out?.me i have been down, due to ill health i'm getting better @tleast i can operate my phone.
Thunderous shout-out!!! to Rexsul, Lateef,id,musty,Sparkle,Bukky, Hadiza nd co
EducationRe: A.B.U 2013/2014 Aspirant Lets Discuss by Jsplash(m):
Jewel Bukky: Helo everybody! Stil ur gurl o! Hw r we al preparin? Hope tyt? @ shimasparkl u'r nt replyn me, y? @Peeps, wia is Hadeeza?
borno state tinz
EducationRe: A.B.U 2013/2014 Aspirant Lets Discuss by Jsplash(m):
Nifemi50: Am nt happy since al dis days i dnt knw hw dibu is doing like dis am tried they release 2 subject 4 me math nd chemistry i dnt knw wot 2 do.
EducationRe: A.B.U 2013/2014 Aspirant Lets Discuss by Jsplash(m):
Hi peepz!
Mehn! i'm nt jst me o, wen i chkd my result i saw "no result yet" i did dat der thumb prnt wateva,Congrtz to dos of u dat hav seen ur reslt u al ar 2 numerous 2be mentiond, pls pray fo me o...
LiteratureRe: The Gods Of Our Ancestors(A short fiction) by Jsplash(op): 11:16am On May 04, 2013
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and overheard Dr. Mustapha discussing with the village headmaster "this drugs have become impotent" mama chinedu quickly removed her ear upon hearing the word "impotent" as that was the only word she could pick from their conversation, "you know this virus are capable of changing forms and they tend to become resistant so i will change this one for you and place you on aticemine combination therapy" "ok doctor" the village school headmaster answered as he received the medications from the Dr. He stood up and left the Dr.'s office suprisingly he saw mama chinedu whose mouth was left ajar he greeted her coldly and went out of the clinic.
Th rumour got spread like wide fire people were even advising ifeanyi's wife to get married to another man that her husband was impotent, upon hearing this the case was reported to the king and *********
EducationRe: A.B.U 2013/2014 Aspirant Lets Discuss by Jsplash(m): 8:26pm On Apr 29, 2013
hadizadeezy: damn!!!bt y nt go 4 mechanic or capentry cos dey ar both handwork koh?
hehehe!...... I fink i wil fo sure one of dis days in my dream land consider dat.
But wait o wat did i do to deserve dis yabin frm u?
Dnt worie my frnds nd welwishers wil atend 2 u soonest.
EducationRe: A.B.U 2013/2014 Aspirant Lets Discuss by Jsplash(m): 7:19pm On Apr 29, 2013
hadizadeezy: toh yaya na,wat course did u aply 4?
MBBS ne fa,
EducationRe: A.B.U 2013/2014 Aspirant Lets Discuss by Jsplash(m): 5:21pm On Apr 29, 2013
hadizadeezy: ma own gudluck shld b biga dan euerybody's own cos we wia given jst an hour in ma centre
kai wetin happen? Yyan us na.
dnt worie k'adarah ne, i wil be prayin fo u, pray fo me too.
EducationRe: A.B.U 2013/2014 Aspirant Lets Discuss by Jsplash(m): 8:32am On Apr 29, 2013
Toh ya Allahu we've wrtten d exam God see us truh!
I sincerely wish evry1 gudluck o..
LiteratureRe: The Gods Of Our Ancestors(A short fiction) by Jsplash(op): 3:06pm On Apr 28, 2013
Neduzze5: Yes oh.... I'm fully subscribing. I'm a lover of traditional folklore. Ride on man!
Abi? Den u ar in for it, welcum bro.
LiteratureThe Gods Of Our Ancestors(A short fiction) by Jsplash(op):
It was yet another fairy morning the weather was quite friendly courtesy of the rains.
"the Oba of Owu kingdom"! he swallowed hard.the town crier normally speaks with involuntary repititions of the first letter of worlds, he continued "his majesty wants everybody to be at the palace first thing in the morning!" And as the town crier went on discharging his traditional duties, the women of Owu gathered discussing about what it is this time around because the Oba does not just call his subjects together unless it was an issue that affect all and mostly pertaning the gods.
"Mama kunle shebi you has had wetin the town crier has saids" mama chinedu said. In their usual manner of gossiping, this woman(mama chinedu) had in the past been severely punished by the hisbar of owu kingdom for spreading a false news about Mazi Ifeanyi the head master of the village school, it was when maman chinedu went to the clinic to get some drugs for her sick son chinedu, when she wanted entering she notice that some one was inside with Doctor mustapha she peeped through **************** TO BE CONTINUED...
EducationRe: A.B.U 2013/2014 Aspirant Lets Discuss by Jsplash(m): 12:56pm On Apr 12, 2013
Rexsul: my Oga @d top me dey fyn o stil readn tinz cos A.b.u competition 4 course lyk pharmacy no b moi moi o. Hw ur syd na?
yae dats true just hoping on God fo d best as he deems it fit.

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