₦airaland Forum

coolshegs10:
Emptyhen, making life unbearable for Nigerians since 2000

MosakuAW:
I need not exchange words with teenager like you. From the way you sounded, you are still being fed by your parents. When you get there, you will know. Wish you best of luck in your upside down way of life.

Emu4life:
i will fry urs.

Emu4life:
So

johnreh:
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daroz:
My younger brother (Engr. Festus Uwagboe ) finally settled down with his long time lover last Saturday. Here are some beautiful pictures from the event.
Enjoy.




Lalasticlala, abeg look this side o. I hail

ahahnow:
I used to live with a white oyibo girl who made my life hell. So on the day I was to move out of the dorm, I saw her school id card which contains the numerical password to the school inbox and such. I memorized the numerical details and left. One day I hacked into her email account with the numbers I memorized and went through her information. I saw some semi nude pics she sent to her doctor because she had a rash on her upper chest region. I then forwarded the email to everyone in the school and to everyone else on her contact list. I also saw an email where her former landlord gave her an eviction notice for smoking weed in the apartment. I forwarded that email to everyone in school including the school deans and her employer. It was so funny. I went back to her email a few days later and saw a response from the director of school housing. She was questioning the girl as to why she sent her that email and that she was going to investigate the matter and do an unannounced search in her room. It was great. One of the best revenges I ever pulled. The other nightmare roommate I taught a lesson was during NYSC ccamp. The girl was really angering me, so I stole her keys and threw in the toilet and sh.it in the toilet. I was even on my period so the whole place was bloody shi.t mess. When I was done I didnt flush the toilet so that if she she found it, she would have to look at something that reflects who she is on the inside

ExAngel007:
Hmmm...
I once had this roommate, she loves meat so much that she stole frm our meals all the meat.

Then one day we prepared jollof rice and added cow dungs (disguised as the meat)....

u can guess how the story ended

gocac:
lol..... money no they hide! i just love this man, Dino melaye plz come and marry me na!!, all this small small boys no get pepper.

RicardozRichard:


if it were Nigerians comments , honestly I 'll be seriously dropping tears by now , but what am reading there isn't showing any good Mock sauce ... just some bunch of struggling names struggling with English language

mrmrmister:
Where are those clowns who claim they can perform miracles?

mk12345:
first of all i will like to thank almighty God for showing me MR IFEANYI
at first though he was a not real but want to give him a trial about his fixed game
he do adverts so i call and
tell him that i am interested so he gave price and we concluder at price
twenty thousand naira and i pay behold this morning when i check it game
it's won and successful giving me joy i cant explain.....
to call or whatsapp my mentor, my daddy, MR ifeanyi see number on the picture below.

benzene00:
80 tablets?


when 1 bottle of sniper could have done the job

u never ready to commit suicide

Jay542:
My papa dey try. I no go gree. If na Mou I go happily gree

Jay542:
Who person papa epp

policy12:
Abeg where this popcorn guy serve me..

Jay542:
Wenger is wack abeg

Jay542:
Up City

victormartyn:
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Nature8:
Ok.. This land is not for sale

fabuloz1:
Is this news? He owns it and can do whatever he likes with it.
Meanwhile, I was so hungry that I had to cook rice and I added igbo inside.
My Dad came back saw me eating, collected the food and finished all. To cut the story short, he's at the sitting room now taking selfie with remote
Should I tell my family members what happened?

tosyne2much:
If you actually believe this piece of hogwash scripted and written by a random blogger just to mock and belittle polytechnic graduates, then it means you can believe almost anything

Why isn't a letter like this attributed to a student of private university? Why is something like this always attributed to polytechnic students? With the level of education deterioration in Nigeria, does it mean that only polytechnic produce half and ill-baked graduates?

Funny enough, she might even be well-skilled and more productive than most of all these Patrick Obahiagbon-like English speaking dumb and unproductive heads

This one is even too fake to be real nah.. Even if someone is grammatically deficient, no be like this e dey be nah

#Nonsense#

Perfecttouch:
it is obvious
1)u no go school
2) if you go,dem u no sabi wetin dictionary mean
3) if u sabi, it is obvious you no sabi read
4) if u sabi read,den u lack comprehension.
5) if you don't lack, he dey obvious say u be mumu

delawal:
am planning on learning tailoring too. will want to ask u somethings if u can give me ur nos I will call. thanks