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FolabiBret:
@Spixytixy, after we don booze finish, say perhaps on our 8th bottles each, any cash wey dey pocket nai u go collect o, even if na jus' 130 naira. Paka nor dey for wrapper o.

@Fraih, tankiu o jare, better pesin. How prep for camping nau. Your heart don dey beat like beats by Dre, abi?

@DTobs, na Osogbo I dey o. Howboutcha sir?

@JubrealGuy, shiaman mi, iyi e papoju.

@Armynu, ehen! Mah jus' dey mezebu drinks go; wow! Ehn, I nor go cohn drink irresponsibly. Mah just manage 1 Crate of beer. Dah 1 don do me. I go need one jar of Groundnut wah go take support am sha o.

@Everyone else...may we all receive favour as to our postings o.
*bows out*

agba awo...... I hail oooo

LogoDWhiz:
Ehn ehn

Wetin com happen?

nothing happen ooo, d world seems safe at the moment...... I hope u get ur akwa ibom bro, longing for akwa ibom too....

senatordave1:
Has anybody printed call up yet?

senator.....mo rush, calm down....iyeh( i don learn tins for GC)

LogoDWhiz:
Lol.
No be unto that level.
She no do MC for us today.
Same with Qutyjoice.
Dem sha fall my hand

lolz.....na oyinbo say "think outta d box"

LogoDWhiz:
After disappointing me

hafa u na.....u wan use my babe do 6th wife ni

wittyemi:
Boss abeg calm down ooo,make dem no go use left eye fish u out too come go ban u oo,Fraiser no happy for where him dey oo,na so so beans wey no done dem dey give am chop there oo.

Them suppose don ban those Jombojombo girl too na (I think) n she no go dey see ur post,abi no b so?

lmao......ah go juzz do like Oyehomie, find another moniker, ko si time jare....oga, keep ur award oo, before i pull olamide stunt on u, wait! u juzz gimme work, u beta make sure say all dose English dey dico

iambibi:
.. My dear reduce your voice... Heaven and hell and Ban is real

na true ooo..... ah neva wan miss u.....for ds kind dying minutes

iambibi:
.. Lolz..... Na the latest in town abii...

na him oooo, awon oloshi spoil party, cum go sleep.....see dere big big eye..... una dey read my post, abi? Thunder fire una

Aleora:
how you doing my love

cc shubs

FolabiBret:
Shey make I buy you pongila? E plenty gan for dia. Meanwhile, I don land for naija sef. Mah just take 130 naira go flex u for spixytixy shop... e go rish u mezebu paraga nau. And, Blizzy, nor worry, I go buy you pringles. @ Jubrealguy, eyin ti Nairabet family, mo ki e pelu brother e, wittyemi.

baba..... owo meji mi loke..... gbayiii brother

iambibi:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

lol...... no make dem ban u ooo

see now......With all ds una noise my network don comot for H+ enter E, ah no dey fit load anything sef, waste of battery...... award don finish......ati supporter...ati opposer, abeg make all of us comot for ds thread for like 20mins....my fone just dey hot for no reason.... hian!!!!

LogoDWhiz:
Baba. Ur head dey dia.

Bro, abeg, release your bae or hasten her up. we need her

no wahala pressy..........she go enter now.....

iambibi:
oooh yes my co Mc, let's get the party started [b]Ladies and gentlemen we'll like to kick off this wonderful event starting with the Red Carpet. All couples are expected to be on the red carpet in this order, and as usual starting with the president
LogoDWhiz and Merikims
Rukkyola and Sent4rina
Fraih and Shammak
Iambibi and jubrealguy
Oyehomie and Qutyjoice
biotechshola and hardie14
Fraiser and BlizzydoDo
CROBBOY and SC31
Chommieblaq and Iamdynamite
DTOBS and AirstarKane
Kbs468 and Spixytinxy
Amodu and MissOyin
Abbeyunique2 and Beckytee
Eaglevision and Magymagz
Brimmie and Chisophia
Sirguy542 and Cynnny
Testimony89 and shubs

Now for those that haven't gotten partners yet, you can draw my attention when you sight any lady/guy of your choice , however this award night is not for SINGLES, hence, no form of oloshery, snatchery and unnecessary complains about what is relevant or irrelevant, as this is an honorary event, and we shall not hesitate to make use of the Bouncers. Thanks once again for your usual corporation

Now DJ (Qutyjoice) jam us with Applaudise - by iyanya

Photographers, please, take your position!!!
My co mc Fraiser lets go upstage and give a proper introduction[/b]

iyawo realestG........ah dey feel u joor

I don see dem weyreys but ah no go face dem tonight, na fraiser wey no close border meanwhile make una hep me carry ds song, abeg

We are H A P P Y
We are H A P P Y
We know we are....We are sure we are..
H A P P Y
Happyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God bless GC and most people in it

ds is for ma real G ABB1, ur head is there brother

JohnieWalker:
dis na d reason y buhari go win election.... kids evriwhere

abi oo Mr. Jonathan

labienyce:
Who punchlines don epp ?
The only help I need is for testimony89 to leave this fish for me

oh boi!!! dem ds one dey vex ooo...... Testi, dem dey folo u talk ooo

iambibi:
swirry am here.... Bring your cloth lemme iron for you!!

are we already preparing for the award night?

labienyce:
Boss.. I never chyke any lady for this city before .. I guess this is my time to shine

u av d floor bro........oya na, u need punchlines?

shubs:
e no concern u o

after all the whole hospitality my wife showed u, ds is how u wee address her husband, abi? chai!!! WOMAN BEANS

Brimmie:
She's busy fighting for my right !

yeah! working so hard for u to get ur chisophia, she has some explaining to do then........Unless it's a strategy to get u off our back just like we did to Testimony89

IAMBIBI baby, wiariz ur eyez oo, I wantu see it....d eyez v bn seeing since.......no one make sense atall.....whr art thou?

shubs:
his room is arranged

ah no understand u ooo.......ds one wey labienyce dey one corner, shey na party sleep una wan sleep ni

shubs:
sure make I go arrange room for u

lolz.....u sure say u dey arrange room... if nt, tell am oo make my guy mind no go dey sweet anyhow

FolabiBret:
*rin erin si oke (lol)* oloyinbo ke, ki ha l'omode tiwa mo...? Shey o wapa?

bossman......m just as good as u...wittyemi, u just read my mind abt ds nigga, all i see is nairabet instead of FolabiBret... ... lolz

Testimony89:
U see ursef........ Na 2 virgins u go get na...... I jst pity dat fine lady wei trust u lik agbada.....

baba......dis ur ulterior motive is very veewwiiiii strong oooo

Fraih:
You smelling something
Is it that your neighbour is frying dodo

lolz.....chai!!! eez tru oo.... dah Qutyjoice can fry dodo for Africa

Fraiser:
where you see dem? You travel go pluto?

lol..... wetin u mean, na ordinary 2 na....dem suppose dey GC

Smellymouth:
My people of NYSC Town! I bring you greetings from Amadioha

Amadioha sends me to deliver this message- Bring, 10 cows, 30 tubers of yam, 1 gallon of Monkey tail ,the manhood of a python, the tongue of a dragon, 25 litres of Palm wine and 2 virgins ladies!

Failure to do so, you will all be posted to the North!


Otenembene!!!!!!Ara nwanyi asaba!!!

Amadioha has spoken!!


Cc: jubrealguy
CROBBOY
LogoDWhiz
iambibi
Rukkyola
Fraih

baba.....where d amadioha dey......hep me tell amadioha say na only 2 Virgins i don get

Fraih:
LoL
I Command myself to refrain from answering that...

lol.......eez like m really smelling something

LogoDWhiz:
hmm.. baddest


lyk d way u handle dose undergrounds packages

lolz.... baba, ah no dey understand all ds ur chinese lang ooo

BlizzydoDo:
got mi laughing, yuu 2 de fear o

haaaa!!!!! Na iron lady pressy carry put for house.......ds one go beat pressy before pressy finish tenure