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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 11:45pm On Apr 16, 2016

sirguy542:
All those things that you saw up there are just typographical errors... let me just tell you the truth. iambibi fine like fresh apple..

eshey sir....even tho say u no get shame..... married man like u, na ur mouth dem suppose hear say person wife fine like fresh apple

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 11:24pm On Apr 16, 2016

SC31:
I'm kicking,you?

how u na, how's camp preparation? I have my certificate, statement of result, one NYSC photocard like that from my department, guess for identification and i also av my school ID Card...... m guessing u av the same docs too, so the question is are u taking everything along with u to camp?

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 11:20pm On Apr 16, 2016

iambibi:
.. Dont mind them.... Hw are you...

I'm fine, dey said one person dey try kidnap u

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 11:17pm On Apr 16, 2016

Smellymouth:
Na truth sirguy542 dey talk oo
jubrealguy ::

I dey see everything na buh dah sirguy542 sef na crook, person wey dey say my wife no fine.....e run see my big chest cum start d story by 'fine wife', juzz leave dat brimmie for me

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 11:01pm On Apr 16, 2016

Qutyjoice.......eyan mi, i sight u frm far oo, how u dey

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 11:00pm On Apr 16, 2016

iambibi:
boo... boo.. Where have you been?

juzz on the mountain top watching the whole drama from uptop, seeing d whole brimmie and sirguy542 drama. Nawa oo, no respect again sef......guess u r good, how did your day go?

Romance › Re: I Finally Broke Up With Her But She Refused To Break Up With Me by jubrealguy(m): 10:38pm On Apr 16, 2016

Op is somewhere reading all ya comments and be shaking head like......dem dese ones dunno anything.....na only op know d kind demon he dey live with. Nigg z nt a 2yr old nor a fool.....I think he did what he thought was best for him....leave my house, ah no leave na hin make some pple dey kirikiri lik ds.

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 10:32pm On Apr 16, 2016

SC31.....wats up na, how v u been?

Romance › Re: I Finally Broke Up With Her But She Refused To Break Up With Me by jubrealguy(m): 6:36pm On Apr 16, 2016

donbenedict:
lmao omo u check am out na.. na serious falling of hand...

How small girl go successfully throway man from him own house just like dat.. even beat am ontop...

These are times when I won't be sorry to beat a girl black and blue... like beat the real shitt into her...

u sabi wetin our society don b now..........all ds gehs, ehn...u gaaz dey fear dem, some na mammy water, ogbanje, aje, awon iya osoromoniga.....u give am one slap lik ds, she go juzz die go bak inside water......na big wahala, e dey pain ooo buh i don see ds kind murder case before, since den....jeje ni omo eko nlo

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Romance › Re: I Finally Broke Up With Her But She Refused To Break Up With Me by jubrealguy(m): 6:28pm On Apr 16, 2016

Vinshu:
Wow.

I must say, I really wish to meet that girl. She was able to torture you and finally, win a house! Wow. Anyway, I'm sorry about your dilemma. Let her be. You can't beat her as this proves it. She is stronger than you and way out of your league.

So move on with your life or beg her for forgiveness so she can take you back.

Really?

Romance › Re: I Finally Broke Up With Her But She Refused To Break Up With Me by jubrealguy(m): 6:28pm On Apr 16, 2016

Vinshu:
Wow.

I must say, I really wish to meet that girl. She was able to torture you and finally, win a house! Wow. Anyway, I'm sorry about your dilemma. Let her be. You can't beat her as this proves it. She is stronger than you and way out of your league.

So move on with your life or beg her for forgiveness so she can take you back.

Romance › Re: I Finally Broke Up With Her But She Refused To Break Up With Me by jubrealguy(m): 6:26pm On Apr 16, 2016

donbenedict:
U just left ur house? For a lady who isn't ur wife? How dumb is that?

U betta go bak in thr and throw her the fvck out from your house!

baba, u no juzz wan take chill pill atall.......lol

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 2:44pm On Apr 16, 2016

MissOyin:
Ameeeeen. Thanks hope you are good

yes pretty, ayam very good....nawa ooo, u juzz come online see awuf card, chop am, clean mouth....e b lik say na wetin my pastor mean by grace be that.....I gaaz tap for inside dat grace ooo.... lol. Guess u r good too..

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 2:39pm On Apr 16, 2016

Rukkyola:
Chai! Jubreal Jubreal! I yam feeling u. U should have just ignored d guy while he keeps making fool of himself. Who forces who to read posts in here? If no b amebo wey dey worry am. If he can't comprehend what has been posted by someone, then he should skip, skip, skip until he gets 2 one he can understand. He wan come dey form boss 4 here. Abi him think sey na sch we dey? Make he better pack well if not CAPITAL OYO IS HIS CASE!
OLODO WEY WAN TEACH PEOPLE!

How are u doing jare?

Iya ibeta......see me dey shake my small yansh for awon ibeta......wait first, ah no understand oo, shey una don name dem ni abi no naming and again, ds one wey villagegoat dey shout moinmoin upandan, na goat meat i wan chop ooo, so make u tell sent4rina make e go negotiate with villagegoat oo cos fried rice and goat meat attracts more crowd buh moinmoin....awon alafa sef no go come

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 2:35pm On Apr 16, 2016

Abbeyunique2:
Iambibi please give this guy a very long French wet kiss

ah never even see my babe today, awon oloyinbo no make person dey see road well sef, God pass dem......thanks G, e bawa ki gbogbo ile ooo........ IB man

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 2:33pm On Apr 16, 2016

CROBBOY:
Jubrealguy my guy, I see how high your temperature is.

Oya, take this iced zobo and cool yourself down.

How market?

baba, just what i needed.......i just dey sweat.....u no dey see my mention ni? u juzz go like dat and na u bn dey do the whole "write abt ur state" parole, u just leave us.......e no good oo. Thanks for the zobo man

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 1:56pm On Apr 16, 2016

Darey00:
But seriously you guys need start learning to type legibly nah.. Everybody gbagauns now and then,no be our mama tongue. But the one thing i cant stand is the incessant use of shorthand typing. It gives off a lazy impression,whether you like it or not. Peace

lmao.......first and foremost, you should know that everyone here is graduate which means he has undergone at least 8 semesters with each semester coming up with exams that must have been answered with an undiluted ENGLISH LANGUAGE and dats the major reason why i don't see ANYONE here as olodo, i as a person have saved so many words like u, cos, ur, gud, av, lyk e.t.c on my swiftkey because i av so many whatsapp, bbm, IG, snapchat, Instachat, yahoomail, gmail messages to reply and let's nt forget twitter, Facebook, NL and others, so who has the time? Before u berate anyone here, u should know that most hands dat tends to shorten their words here have written competitive essays and articles. With the epileptic power in the country, i should start wasting time typing a 9 lettered word that can easily be replaced by 2 letters(Nairaland>>>>NL) just because i want to type in this forum, abeg.......make una go literature section ooo.

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 1:32pm On Apr 16, 2016

Brosjay3:
Good day everyone, i have been following this thread for a while now and it's been informative & entertaining. . . Keep it up guys.

eyan lawon eleyi

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 1:16pm On Apr 16, 2016

Teeboy15:
Lord please do not let NYSC postpone this service year any longer. I want to get this programme done and over with then face my life squarely. The embarrassment is getting too much. Please, Father Lord, listen to the cry of Your child. Amen

**in oritsefemi's voice** Mercies of the Lord, come down now to ur children......Anu oluwa sokale lawon omo re n bere

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 1:12pm On Apr 16, 2016

Fraiser:
lol... Border yaf closed lyk dat... Baba I still dey luk d weekend lyk lukman o, I never know how e go b, e fit b sey na house go do am truout bur if control enter from padis, igboro will take over..

lolz..... me, ehn! na all the whole match i go watch ds weekend, notin to do

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 11:20am On Apr 16, 2016

XiomaraXO:
I'm not perfect...I'm very far from it.
Take a cue from people like crobboy,Fraih,kb468 and LogoDwhiz and some others I can't remember right now
They write well
I don't experience migraine headaches by reading their write-ups.
Do better.

Obahiagbon, king of vocabs speaks but doesn't communicate, I can't imagine basketmouth on stage trying to talk like wole soyinka....hunger go finish am and I can't imagine wole soyinka trying to sound like bovi....baba sef go hear am,I guess our uniqueness lies in our difference.........like I've always said, everyone here is sticking to a script so we definitely know when to skip scenes.....Rukkyola is a perfect example....jubrealguy as a person, u can't just take my code-mixing and code-switching from me.....it's the way I've always reached out to my goons and my GC fams and it's working fine......so i guess u r d one giving urself headaches because the truth is irrespective of the kind of gbagaun, u should be brainy enuf to comprehend wat anyone says here...try to b flexible a bit
For those of us that experienced d 15naira per message back den, dem no born us well make we no write 'u' instead of 'you'........also u need to know that as bad as u think pidgin is, it's d main ingredient in our unity as a nation....... if u still wish to b correcting gbagaun upandan......na u come know oooo...... i don talk my own, oya abuse me

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 9:01am On Apr 16, 2016

VillageGOAT:
the goat meat association of nigeria has officially gone on strike...
According to our correspondent, obi micheal, he said at the early hours of 8am, the members of the goat meat association decided to protest the ill treatment of the federal government, they agreed that before they can call off the strike, the federal government must meet their demands, which includes
1 - fuel price should be reduced to 15 naira per litre
2- light should be made available 25 hours a day, 7 days a week, 32 days a month, 13 months a year and 367 days in a year
3- dollars should be equal to naira 1 $ = 1 naira because we are importing the pepper soup from abroad
4- the presidential salary should be reduced to 19800 per month and 236,000 per annum, while corpers salary should be increased to 3,775,000 per annum
5- drinks like fanta, coke, gulder and others should be subsidized, government need to apply for coke subsidy in the budget....

If this demands are not met, there would be no pepper soup and goat meat till further notice,
one of the resident living in alaba market, mr saka jamiu said this is a bad development that the federal government needs to do something about it, another resident chief onyebuchi atulegbu said mehn he can't afford to miss his pepper soup and goat meat, if not, no more made in nigeria spare parts again,

this is village goat reporting for joys fm 41.9
4-

This guy na clown.......lol

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 8:36am On Apr 16, 2016

XiomaraXO:
Jeez! you're are still as defensive as ever,Mr T
Guess who!
"typo slayer"
One person at a time..

weyrey reee ooooo

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 8:20am On Apr 16, 2016

Fraiser:
lol... Ride on padi... I dey ur back, I no dey around yesterday, I just dey see am dis morni sey den d rebels don go plan to attack our city again... I don go shapally close border dis morni. Morni padi, hw ur nyt?

no mind dem, for ds kind time wey we dey wait for CUL, i no know relevant info dem dey find upandan, i dey okay bro, night was perfect, e beta as u close border like dat. How weekend dey go bruh!

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 8:18am On Apr 16, 2016

smileeey:
OK dear, let's wait and see.

oju o ni ri ibi......no be dey wait to see one stupid shocker....... Good morning

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 6:03am On Apr 16, 2016

ninodaniel:
lubbish everywhere

abi oooo kiss Daniel

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 12:37am On Apr 16, 2016

Rukkyola:
Good night everybody.
Wishing u all yama yama dreamz!!!

same to u..... yamayama abasha dreamz!!!

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 12:35am On Apr 16, 2016*

Rukkyola:
B4 unko? If I no carry a won ibeta go, hu will?

sent4rina go help u na

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 12:18am On Apr 16, 2016

Rukkyola:
I don already tell am o. Na VVVVVIP ticket my sent4rina book 4 us. I go just chilax, dey catch fun dat day.

carry awon ibeta sef ooo, dem sef go vote ooo. una family go produce 5 votes......ile alayo..... e ti poju ooo

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 12:12am On Apr 16, 2016

Rukkyola:
Hmm... Mimzy ba? Na so me self here am o. I just dey look

u sef go go watch dat day, abi? cos i don already book VVIP tickets for me and my wifey, u beta tell ur sent4rina before he travel again

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 12:10am On Apr 16, 2016

Smellymouth:
Ore mi, the battle just begun o I know say my nysc family dey my back on this one..And I really appreciate it.

Infact, Buhari must increase alawee before una enter camp!

alawee yen gan gan ni koko

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 11:56pm On Apr 15, 2016

Rukkyola:
Hmmm..... Jubrealguy, me no get any power o. I just dey form sharp mouth ni fa. If d worse wan happen, I go just commot my shoe run leave una.
Tell Iambibi sey work don land 4 her o. Make she go interview africo & yusuff abi wetin b dea name self. Make she help me ask them the following questions
1. Which day dem enter here wey dem don start to dey complain?
2. How many NYSC related info dem get 4 dea brain wey we never discuss?
3. Make them give detailed examples of irrelevant matter wey we dey discuss 4 here?
4. Na hu & hu discuss d matter? (Am sure na everybody including his excellency)
5. Dem pay anybody to dey discuss NYSC issue 4 dem?

But if they slap her, make she no call my name o

slap wetin, wen dem no go wan use star chop placenta......Anyway my babe dey off duty today, no work and moreover something don dey ground now.......I hear say one mimzy dey contest for miss NL .....na true?

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