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Definitely the lord Jesus Christ....

📖 He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision.
— Psalms 2:4

It may seem strange to us that God has a sense of humour, but the truth is laughter and humour are attributes we have received from God.

We laugh because God laughs. He appreciates humour just as we do.

God made both Abraham and his wife to laugh by giving them Isaac (laughter) in their old ages (Genesis 17: 16_17, 21: 5_7)

If God made Abraham and Sarah to laugh, then it means God has a good sense of humour. He can do things that make us laugh with joy.

The comical way in which the idol dagon was humiliated before the ark of covenant, gives us a hint about God's humour. (1 Samuel 5:1_4)

What moves God to laughter 🤣?

Among other things, (as seen in the Psalms) occasionally when God sees or hears enemies plotting evil against His people, He laughs at them heartily!

If we understand a little about the almightiness of God, we will understand why He laughs when enemies gang up against us:


▪️Heaven is His throne and the earth is His footstool (Isaiah 66:1)

▪️He created and calls trillions of stars by names (Psalm 147:4)

▪️A thousand years is like a day to Him (2 Peter 3:

▪️He made myriads of angels that worship and wait on Him continually (Revelation 5: 11_12)

▪️He sits on the circle of the earth and all flesh are like grasshoppers to Him (Isaiah 40:22)

▪️His light is brighter than the sun (Acts 26:13)

▪️His angel slew 185,000 soldiers in one night (2 Kings 19:35)

▪️His presence is everywhere (Psalm 139: 7_8)

▪️He knows all things (Psalm 139:1_4)

▪️He has never lost a battle (Isaiah 42:13)

▪️Nothing is impossible with Him (Luke 1:37)

▪️All power belongs to Him (Psalm 62:11)

To summarize: If God ALMIGHTY be for us, who can be against us? (Romans 8:31)

That's why He laughs.

Some women see marriage as a poverty alleviation program. That's why they don't mind marrying the richest bidder not minding his source of income.

Love is really scarce these days.

FitCorper:
Devil in disguise. Osimhen continue the way you are going. Preserving ur semen is very crucial if u no want make village people get you.

A man's semen is his destiny.

Waste it on prostitutes, girlfriends and your destiny is wasted!

Mysterious crashes in America...

Sabotage?

Curses?

Most of what they do in WWE is fake.... mostly scripted.

Anger management classes instead for the former special one.

He married the first wife out of love ❤️

Married the second wife out of lust 🤤

Both wives married him because of money 💰

I just saw pastor Jimmy's old pics....he had a low cut. So it seems he recently decided to grow dread locks...I thought Nazarites never had a haircut?

Judgement day will be very hot 🔥....

Many so called 'men of God' who called themselves into ministry or claimed God spoke to them will face God's anger first class!

While I can't judge jimmy odukoya, I sincerely hope he heard from God as his late mother left behind such a wonderful legacy in ministry.

Ken4Christ:
It's worrisome to see common trends amongst most GOS or Church Founders especially in Nigeria.

1. They abuse their powers by arresting and putting in prison anyone who speaks against them. What then is the difference between them and politicians?

2. They oppress younger ministers they perceive carry unusual grace. And when such ministers try to leave to establish their own ministries, they frustrate them.

I could go on and on.

These evil trends should stop. Otherwise, they will be cast away on judgement day. God is no respecter of persons.

To be a church founder or GO isn't a walk in a park. It requires much sacrifices including extended fasting, long hours of prayers, expansive evangelism, selfless giving, etc.

Such leaders often think their sacrifices warrants them greater reverence and respect from their followers.

Some have an entitled mentality and
expect to be honored by their flock notwithstanding. Some think they are above criticism as highly Anointed of God.

But it's wrong, because no one is 100% perfect.

Failure isn't final until you give up....

Most or nearly all of the most successful people in life onced failed but never gave up 👍

Hmmm....

Bible has already said it all....

“Lay hands suddenly on no man..."
— 1 Timothy 5:22

1 Timothy 3
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¹ This is a true saying, If a man desire the office of a bishop, he desireth a good work.
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⁶ Not a novice, lest being lifted up with pride he fall into the condemnation of the devil.

Smithwilliams826:
watin u dey write?
Most of Dem dey prostitute themselves, some na peer group influence.

Not just parents, but some authority figures as well.

“Do not prostitute thy daughter, to cause her to be a LovePeddler; lest the land fall to whoredom (prostitution) and the land become full of wickedness.”
— Leviticus 19:29

Happy birthday to one of the world's richest...

Remember how the late archbishop Benson idahosa prayed unusual wealth 💰 into his life for giving up his plane seat for a foreign guest.

📌Power corrupts... absolute power corrupts absolutely

CSTRR:
If Satan wants to punish a country, he creates scenario where there is an uncontrolled spilling of innocent human blood.
And when innocent blood is spilled without Justice, it cries out for vengeance and sets out a chain of spiritual consequences and defilement on the land, and brings down the curse of God on that land.

They called out in a loud voice, “How long, Sovereign Lord, holy and true, until you judge the inhabitants of the earth and avenge our blood?”
Rev 6:10

And the Lord said, 'What have you done? The voice of your brother's blood is crying to me from the ground'".
Gen 4:10

All these innocent blood being shed everywhere, is crying out to God day and Night, and that is why Nigeria have been consistently plagued with terrible and wicked leaders making terrible national policies.
It's the curse of God on a nation.

Very true and sad indeed...blood🩸cries for vengeance.

Every drop of innocent blood has its consequences on a nation.

Her village people don open new file 📂on her matter....

Celebrities face all kinds of enemies both hidden and open.

Cool/cold weather 🧊

It's very dangerous to watch magic....

There's a price behind all those magic acts and you watching may also be a part of the price.

If you know, you know.

Farewell great man....you left an indelible mark on your generation.

May we all discover our greatness....amen.

Stayingalive:
You think death cares?
Except God has predestined one not to die then one will eventually die

In this wicked world, many people like these young singers die prematurely everyday.

Only God keeps us alive in His mercies.

It can't happen....e no fit happen.

Fake alarm.

helinues:
I asked an innocent question. As a gospel singer, they should have prayed before embarking on the journey..

What if they prayed?

Do you know that sometimes prayer isn't enough, unless you add fasting?

It's a very sad and painful tragedy

May God comfort and give their families the grace to bear this huge loss...

Death doesn't write ✍️ in advance when coming, so that's why we must be spiritually alert.

Pep may suffer heart attack if his side doesn't win today...top 4 is really getting very close with Chelsea breathing down his neck.

Now Eli was very old, and heard all that his sons did unto all Israel; and how they lay with the women that assembled at the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.
— 1 Samuel 2:22


Both the priestly sons of the high priest Eli, Hophni and Phinehas habitually slept with women in the tabernacle as they served God.

Their indiscipline ultimately led to their prematurely deaths as God sought a new priestly leadership over the nation of Israel.

Incidentally, what happened thousands of years ago, keeps repeating itself today in the church.

It's pathetic that the church keeps making headlines bordering on the sexual misconduct of its spiritual leaders.

Pastors/apostles/evangelists/prophets/teachers who are shinning lights of Christ are often entangled in sexual sins: fornication, adultery, homosexuality, etc.

The other day I was shocked when a bishop was recorded on audio telling a minor whom he was sleeping with how to wash herself after sex.

Unfortunately we see many sex scandals like these in the church:

▪️ Leaders sleeping with secretaries

▪️ Leaders sleeping with counselees

▪️ Leaders sleeping with choir members

▪️Leaders sleeping with those seeking 'special' prayers

▪️Leaders sleeping with fellow ministers

▪️ Leaders sleeping with intending spouses

▪️ Leaders sexually abusing those entrusted to their care.

Church leaders who yield to sexual temptations (as everyone will be tempted, but yielding is a choice) often fail woefully in their ministries and end up as drifters away from the church, their callings and God Himself.

Some church leaders caught up in the web of sexual immorality find the grace to repent and start afresh.

However they soon discover that what they lost was far greater than anything they might have gained in their disobedience.

What causes church leaders to fall into into sexual immorality?

1. Weak prayer altar. Lukewarm Faith.

2. Too much familiarity/closeness with the opposite sex, especially with those they find attractive.

3. Unsatisfying sex or lack of sex with marriage partners.

4. Prideful attitudes and boastings.

5. Denial and concealment of sexual weaknesses.

6. Curses, spells, bewitchments.

7. Seduction.

8. The spirit of Jezebel.

9. Unaccountability.

Sexual immorality is among the STRONGEST weapons fashioned against church leadership and sadly MANY keep falling because of the lack of spiritual discipline.

If Joseph had condescended so low to sleep with Mrs Potiphar, that would have ended his glorious destiny; the destinies of so many promising church leaders are often cut short through sexual immorality.

God didn't create us as robots 🤖. He has given us the power to choose to love Him with all our hearts or not. (Matthew 22:37)

Do you love God enough to be sexually pure notwithstanding the temptation?

ariesbull:
They don't preach the gospel of repentance and salvation again ..their just mount podium Nd rostrum to brag


Having meeting in the moon..will you preach to aliens ? What are the impact you have done to the society

How many free schools have you built

How many free hospitals have you built

How many food houses and motherless babies home have you built ?


Learn from Catholics please

Are you kidding me? 🤷‍♂️

Do you know the millions of lives the rccg has impacted with free food, medical care, orphanages, etc.

Rccg is one of the biggest and richest church in the world today!

SonOfWords:
So there are still people who actually believe that Jesus Christ of Nazareth is coming back to ferry them to one glorious kingdom to enjoy forever in el-dorado😂?

Una and those seventy-seven virgins people, no difference. Delusional fvckers!

It's your cup of tea ☕

Jesus is coming back and He doesn't need your opinion.

Amen, with God nothing shall be impossible....

But does this prophecy insinuate that Jesus' coming will still linger? Because as far as I know, we don't have that kind of infrastructure for space traveling 🚀

It's pure wickedness to bring children to this earth and forsake them to hunger or starvation.

Must you have sex? If yes, why not use control?

People marry for the wrong reasons and marry wrong people.

Marriage is massively a failure today simply because many miss their soul mates and marry the wrong people.

It's much better to remain single than being in a bad marriage, but many want to marry out of societal, family, friends, church, etc. Pressures.