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Properties / Re: Delta Bans Sales Of Land In Ogwashi-uku by Judolisco(m): 1:52pm
Land wey u meet wen dem born u... U go still leave am when u die... Why now kill yourself untop land


Politics / Re: Gunmen Kill Two, Kidnap Five Travellers In Ondo by Judolisco(m): 8:14am
My candid advice to South West leaders.. engage the OPC, Agbekoya and other Forest guards to comb all the forests in the South West and dislodge kidnappers operating in South West.. I honestly don't know whether they placed a curse of "docility" on Yoruba people.
These are Yorubas getting killed like chickens and many abducted never to be seen again by their family members.
The rate they are killing and abducting travellers along Ondo, Oyo axis is really terrible.. I know cases like that in the past week that have fallen into the hand of those daredevils operating freely in our forest and many more are still falling victims.
bro those fulani's knows d forest better than most westerners..... I went back home (Niger state) when I was serving in Ekiti (a remote village), I told my fulani friend that I was serving in Ekiti and he said what part of ekiti... To my amusement, dis guy knew the in and out of where I was serving, and na by foot dem dey go oh.... When they kidnap someone, they start driving someone like cow in d forest

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Celebrities / Re: My Life Changed When I Met You – Temi Otedola To Mr Eazi by Judolisco(m): 7:52am
Trust me girl it's d other way around.... Why Mr eazi no dey release songs again... grin

Dem say eazi na billionaire... OK ooooo, d way una dey throw dis billionaire word sef ehn


Politics / Re: Hope Uzodimma Delivers Address To Members Of Yoruba Tennis Club (Photos) by Judolisco(m): 11:19pm On Jul 20
Good. Ooni should go and clear the air on the fraud allegations against him.
Ok... Why not take d bold step of taking him to court
NYSC / Re: Will NYSC Allowance Increase To ₦70,000 Following The New Minimum Wage Approval? by Judolisco(m): 2:45pm On Jul 20
Yes na...
Politics / Re: This Is The Handiwork Of Mischief Makers, I Was Never Suspended - Hilda Dokubo by Judolisco(m): 1:39pm On Jul 20
It's OK.. Don't cry...but u sef u dey LP and people wey dey apc and pdp get issues na u come carry dem go court.... No be busybody bdat?

Now u dey shout say dem suspend u... How dem no go suspend u?

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Politics / Re: There’s Nothing Tinubu Can Give Me That I Do Not Already Have - Reno Omokri by Judolisco(m): 1:57am On Jul 20
So being received by white prime ministers is a badge of honour?

See him calling them as if each one will lead him to Paradise or heaven.

Human beings created by the same God that created you.

What about black prime ministers, Mr Omokri, or do you have a racial inferiority complex?
it's a thing u should be proud about.....
Education / Re: Some Varsities Were Admitting 10-year-olds, Says Oloyede On New Age Limit by Judolisco(m): 8:10pm On Jul 19
10 yrs old haba
Politics / Re: Hilda Dokubo Suspended As LP Chairman In Rivers State by Judolisco(m): 3:48pm On Jul 19
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Thats why i dont take those who stands at the byline to rant about corruption seriously. An average Nigerian would do worse

Our leaders are a true reflection of who we are

Everybody just wan scam their neighbours
na we dey rule ourselves na... We no dey import leaders... So an average Nigerian is corrupt... Forget leaders... U sef fit be president overnight...
Foreign Affairs / Re: Riot In Leeds, United Kingdom Over Child Services (Video, Pictures) by Judolisco(m): 3:45pm On Jul 19

That the child was brought to hospital with a swollen head after a day of injury and the hospital involved social services to make sure the child is being taken care of.

In Nigeria, children are abandoned by their parents just because someone told them they are witch. Children are turned into maids at younger age with inhuman treatment yet nothing happens.

So yes it’s a saner clime if you read the news.
Things that nobody cares in Nigeria
u picked part of the news that is suitable for your argument... U did not see buses and police cars up in flames... If it had happened in Nigeria, people like you would have quickly labelled Nigeria a zoo
Politics / Re: Edo: Shaibu Appoints Chief Of Staff, Chief Press Secretary, SAs, SSAs by Judolisco(m): 3:31pm On Jul 19
No time... Dis dude sabi play politics.... Now there are two deputies in d state.... No gree for anybody, how will u impeach someone because he wants to be governor... Rubbish

That's how d mad governor yahaya bello asked d kogi state house of assembly to impeach his deputy governor because the deputy governor asked for his salary..... Yahaya bello must be arrested and he must pay for his crimes

Lowkey governors are the biggest problem we have in dis country

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Politics / Re: Hardship: ‘This Is Unbearable, People Are In A Dire Situation’ – Emir Sanusi by Judolisco(m): 3:02pm On Jul 19
U Don start... Dem go soon comut u again... Tell your people to stop giving birth to children they can't take care of.. Tell them to stop marrying 4 wives, but how u go fit tell them when u sef gallant with plenty wives

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Biden Needs To Seriously Reconsider Re-election Bid, Says Obama by Judolisco(m): 12:21pm On Jul 19
Biden needs to listen to Barack Obama and do the needful before it's too late.

It appears he may not be able to win his re-election with the way things are going, Obama and Nancy Nancy pelosi are among the top democrats that truly like him and with both of them urging him to reconsider now means all is not well.

His party won't only lose the white house, there's a possibility of losing both the Senate and the house of representatives and that will be a disaster.

The convicted felon and his party should not be given any chance
jst dey play
Foreign Affairs / Re: Riot In Leeds, United Kingdom Over Child Services (Video, Pictures) by Judolisco(m): 8:16am On Jul 19
Sane society people left the group chat grin

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Politics / Re: Why We Accepted ₦‎70,000 Naira Minimum Wage - Labour by Judolisco(m): 7:57am On Jul 19
Lobatan, Nlc don agree on the new minimum wage bill. Well the little cleaner will manage the 70k in this harsh economy. I pray price of goods and dollars goes down. We are operating hyperinflated economy under Tinubu government
lol... Baba graduate with msc dey collect 70k for some NGO's for Abuja... Dey play... Make everybody go find side hustle
Politics / Re: Umar Zulum: Borno Governor's Son Denies Killing Someone In India by Judolisco(m): 7:41am On Jul 19
I'm not impressed with his poor grammar even when it appears he was reading the speech.

He can't express himself well despite all the money his father invested in his education
iswr my bro... Instead of wasting money to send him to India, why not send him to unimaid, unimaid lecturers would have done a proper job on him

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Politics / Re: Ndume: APC Might Be Repeating The Same Mistakes PDP Made - Bashir Ahmad by Judolisco(m): 7:00am On Jul 19
Tinubu no be Jonathan wey una use insecurity for una region comut na.... I even like as eno dey reply una.... Buhari's government was very busy using untapped crude oil to collect loans, yet dis ndume was in d senate, he didn't cough.... Now tinubu is struggling because of it, ndume has suddenly found his voice

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Politics / Re: Urgent Message For President Tinubu - Dele Momodu by Judolisco(m): 6:58am On Jul 19
Send am personal text message na... Sir momodu
Politics / Re: Katsina Elders Urge Tinubu To Reshuffle Cabinet, Halt Insecurity by Judolisco(m): 4:26am On Jul 19
Be like say d elders dey mad
Politics / Re: Edo Govt Warns Shaibu Over Resort To Chaos Under The Guise Of Court Judgement by Judolisco(m): 5:41pm On Jul 18
Go to court and stop threatening someone


Crime / Re: Court Orders Final Forfeiture Of 20 Stolen Cars From Canada by Judolisco(m): 3:15pm On Jul 18
Will d federal government return d cars to Canada?


Education / Re: JAMB officially announces top scorers for 2024 UTME by Judolisco(m): 3:12pm On Jul 18
As it is now jamb can't even be trusted again. Wasn't this the same agency that said they won't announce the winner? What changed? The tribe of the winners?
why because no be una dey top 3 we suddenly can't trust jamb again.... Not announcing top scorer was because of a particular region dat defended a cheat

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Education / Re: JAMB officially announces top scorers for 2024 UTME by Judolisco(m): 3:09pm On Jul 18

Aren't u suprised iver two things..?

First...a reversal by jamb

2nd ..a suddenly no single Igbo tribe in first ten...something unusual in the past 20years..?

If u don't smell rat, then am afraid u habe a nasal cavity issue...

Mind u I am from.ekiti

I doubt if u r from ekiti... Ekiti people dey read.... Uno see no 6

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Education / Re: JAMB officially announces top scorers for 2024 UTME by Judolisco(m): 3:07pm On Jul 18
Thought he said no names would any longer be announced,just the top scores.What changed?
Or is it because his tribes person is the highest scorer this year that his tribalistic self got reactivated?
To avoid backlash,he added other top candidates to discolour his original ethnocentric intent.
we all knw what happened last year... A 19 Yr old adult forged her jamb result and d entire leaders from a particular region defended her and called d jamb registrar incompetent

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Politics / Re: Senate Moves To Establish Local Government Independent Electoral Commission by Judolisco(m): 2:03pm On Jul 18
I like how dis government is doing restructuring codedly.... Na fuel price remain


Nairaland / General / Re: Yesterday Was My Birthday! by Judolisco(m): 1:55pm On Jul 18
Hello Nairalanders,

Yesterday the 17th was my birthday.

As for my new age, let me just say that I'm slightly older than Don Jazzy.

Please send me your kind words and good wishes!

do give away bros.... Share dis nairaland money, see as Elon musk dey make X people happy..... Happy birthday oga seun.... More life

I remember dat year wey seun no dey allow us comment on him thread, small thing like this baba Don close topic.... Omoo


Politics / Re: Top 10 African Countries With Highest Number Of Hungry People - Business Insider by Judolisco(m): 1:50pm On Jul 18
this is not about number of children...as a single guy I can barely feed and pay my bills with a salary of 150k...my bro being a Nigerian now is not funny at all..Nigeria is not over populated.. wat of countries like china and India..the truth is dat we are cursed
oga Nigeria is overpopulated...... Back then when u see rain falling u think of what to farm... Now when rain dey fall na sex oh....

India and China has d same population issues.... Remember d 1 child per couple policy in China dat policy was in place for almost 30 yrs...
Politics / Re: Top 10 African Countries With Highest Number Of Hungry People - Business Insider by Judolisco(m): 12:21pm On Jul 18
On a serious note we should bin dis idea of saying God will take care of our children, hence we keep marrying wives and giving birth to numerous children... Not only in d North... D south no dey marry but dem get plenty concubines...

Whenever I see dis children roaming around in d North with plates it breaks my heart, they did not bring theirselves into this world,so I don't blame them and I try to give money at any given opportunity.... I only blame their parents, u r a beggar and you're still nacking and reproducing..wetin d children go chop Dem suppose jail u ni

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Politics / Re: Throwback: When The 5 Parties Endorsed General Sani Abacha by Judolisco(m): 12:21pm On Jul 18

Your 'God' Buhari worked for Abacha

My lil goddess Dora Akunyili worked for Abacha too
is dat a justification dat obi worked and cashed out under a corrupt tyrant? And who made another tyrant buhari your God?
Education / Re: No More Admissions Into Higher Institutions For Persons Below 18 Years - FG by Judolisco(m): 11:50am On Jul 18
Then add additional 2 yrs to secondary sch..... Ss4 and ss5.. It should be purely vocational learning......I finished secondary sch at the age of 15 going 16....i didn't jump a single class.. And I gained admission into uni d same Yr....

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Politics / Re: Throwback: When The 5 Parties Endorsed General Sani Abacha by Judolisco(m): 11:18am On Jul 18
Don't forget obi worked for abacha

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Food / Re: This Is How I Prepared My Caterpillar Delicacy (video/pic) by Judolisco(m): 10:18am On Jul 18

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