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na2day?:
what are u still waiting for? abeg go do your thing with her, we will donate to your aids awareness program in the future, idiot!

Abu Zola:
@jumaingurl- he be like say you don dey smoke marijuana wey pass your level, abeg go buy the good one and desist from the cheap ones. Idioot, na poverty go quench your family

studio43:
Jumaingurl post your own joke make we see and stop popping annoyance , Nansense

Abu Zola:
I go slap somebody

Abu Zola:
Shut up

Abu Zola:
Jumain, which one be your own nau

Abu Zola:
A radical Muslim cleric walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll it be?"
The cleric responds, "A gruesome puddle of your filthy infidel blood!"

gidson12:
Dangote is simply one of Nigerian's finest business man, why you dey call am theif, him thief your thing
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Abeg help me ask am

sledge406:
As I read d plenty rubbish wen dey dis thread since my last posting, I discover say na tanimz n dan1hate n im con mumu pass.
Deir mumu over ripe so tay dem begin dey use tongue dey lick live wire.
If una nor sabi insult, una nor go hang from tree wit toilet roll
Make I see say una talk any rubbish again


@Gidson
I c am say u still dey try hold here strong. And where dat Mr Fowl abi na Crackhead Last wen I hear of d Otondo, na trek im dey trek go Rwanda from Gambia. Una beta use cow rope take tie am for waist.

Dr.Cosmic:
[b] Why are so many ladies being deceived by guys who claim to love and are ready to marry them? Unknown to such innocent ladies the guys have come to master the game of deception very well.
I am referring to serious relationship that is marriage oriented.You might be the next one in line to be deceived by this heartless wicked guys and get your HEART broken.[url=http://Below are 11 Signs you MUST watch for if a guy is playing the game of deception with you.]Below are 11 Signs you MUST watch for if a guy is playing the game of deception with you.[/url]
1.Does he allows you to handle his handset.His he calm when you begin to check his in-box messages.
2.Does he calls you less than you call him.
3.Is he concerned about your well being.
4.Does he demands sex from you always(SEX IS NOT AN EXPRESSION OF TRUE LOVE).
5.Does he knows your relatives well.
6.Does he introduces you as his lady before his friends or family members calmly and comfortably.
7.Does he gets irritated or uncomfortable when you come calling at his house without notice.
8.Does he tries to shy away from you in a gathering especially among ladies.
9.Does he affirms his love to you ALL the time like saying you are the only girl in his life.(if he does,it is just to keep in you in suspense so that you wont suspect a foul play.If a guy really loves you he doesn't need to talk much he will show it in his actions)
10.Does he receives calls in your presence and moves a certain distance to pick the calls(if he does this often know for sure he is playing foul with you and he has skeleton in his cupboard)
11.Showers you with gift without restraint.(Many ladies think this is love but in most cases it is a game to keep your mouth shut)
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adosjun:
Is madlady really mad? I think yes she is.

Abu Zola:
Once a calabar man went to Muritala int. Airport, he saw tall buildings and was astounded. The guard man one mallam sule approched him and said ,'bros, se you know say if you look at one building it is 50 naira ?'
the calabar man replied,'ha, me i no no o, pls'
mallam sule added,'i go pity you small, ok i go comot 20 naira, so how many building did you see'
calabar man replied,'na 5 building i look' .
Mallam sule said 'your money is 150 naira'.
Calabar man gave him the money and left, he turn back and said,'oshluvia, mumu man na 12 building i look i don finally cheat the maga' he laughed