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No jokes today..
But I have an advice to give to you today: Live a good life people. It pays to be good.. Any bad thing you do today will definitely hunt you back in the future when you will not be ready for it.. But the good things done today will return to you in manifold

Humblega:
Phobias ar more than ds. I doubt d world a-z

Sure, u're right... u can help me wit d rest.. I don try na

phorget:
imagine someone having all these phobias....

C'mon, dats not possible

seacoast:
God bless you and bless your wisdom the more

Amen and same to u dear

QuotaSystem:
Apology accepted.

hinwazaka:
Look at this fool. You used the same font in both monikers. The mods should ban you for opening two monikers.

Shame on u quota system for rewriting another person's comment.. What do u want to prove? My respect for u just reduced

SLIDEwaxie:
Ur parent get brain...

You come donate 5k several yrs of scholarship and publicity.

God dey

seacoast:
Who is fooling who? Who is the girl papa? How much he don steal from the government? Who invited the girl for the occasion? You want to say she wrote the speech? And maybe went to bank to withdraw across counter or use atm? Or she got the money from her safe box?... Suggestions of how she can demonstrate charity to the IDP.. 1. Go with your toys and stay with children There for 3 days.. 2. Go help wash plate there... 3. ask your rich dad to adopt and train some orphans among them...

ketekete:
You don't understand the context of the post do you?. Chai

Seacoast dey talk true jor... 6yrs, her parents or someone must be behind all dat.. I go with slidewaxie and seacoast, popularity indeed

Phobias are the most common mental disorder in the U.S. While not comprehensive, this phobia list
offers a glimpse of the many phobias that can have a serious impact on an individual's life.

A

Achluophobia - Fear of darkness.
Acrophobia - Fear of heights.
Aerophobia - Fear of flying.
Algophobia - Fear of pain.
Agoraphobia - Fear of open spaces or crowds.
Aichmophobia - Fear of needles or pointed objects.
Amaxophobia - Fear of riding in a car.
Androphobia - Fear of men.
Anginophobia - Fear of angina or choking.
Anthrophobia - Fear of flowers.
Anthropophobia - Fear of people or society.
Aphenphosmphobia - Fear of being touched.
Arachnophobia - Fear of spiders.
Arithmophobia - Fear of numbers.
Astraphobia - Fear of thunder and lightening.
Ataxophobia - Fear of disorder or untidiness.
Atelophobia - Fear of imperfection.
Atychiphobia - Fear of failure.
Autophobia - Fear of being alone.

B

Bacteriophobia - Fear of bacteria.
Barophobia - Fear of gravity.
Bathmophobia - Fear of stairs or steep slopes.
Batrachophobia - Fear of amphibians.
Belonephobia - Fear of pins and needles.
Bibliophobia - Fear of books.
Botanophobia - Fear of plants.

C

Cacophobia - Fear of ugliness.
Catagelophobia - Fear of being ridiculed.
Catoptrophobia - Fear of mirrors.
Chionophobia - Fear of snow.
Chromophobia - Fear of colors.
Chronomentrophobia - Fear of clocks.
Claustrophobia - Fear of confined spaces.
Coulrophobia - Fear of clowns.
Cyberphobia - Fear of computers.
Cynophobia - Fear of dogs.

D

Dendrophobia - Fear of trees.
Dentophobia - Fear of dentists.
Domatophobia - Fear of houses.
Dystychiphobia - Fear of accidents.

E

Ecophobia - Fear of the home.
Elurophobia - Fear of cats.
Entomophobia - Fear of insects.
Ephebiphobia - Fear of teenagers.
Equinophobia - Fear of horses.

G

Gamophobia - Fear of marriage
Genuphobia - Fear of knees.
Glossophobia - Fear of speaking in public.
Gynophobia - Fear of women.

H

Heliophobia - Fear of the sun.
Hemophobia - Fear of blood.
Herpetophobia - Fear of reptiles.
Hydrophobia - Fear of water.
Hypochonria - Fear of illness.

I

Iatrophobia - Fear of doctors.
Insectophobia - Fear of insects.

K

Koinoniphobia - Fear of rooms.

L

Leukophobia - Fear of the color white.
Lilapsophobia - Fear of tornadoes and hurricanes.
Lockiophobia - Fear of childbirth.

M

Mageirocophobia - Fear of cooking.
Megalophobia - Fear of large things.
Melanophobia - Fear of the color black.
Microphobia - Fear of small things.
Mysophobia - Fear of dirt and germs.

N

Necrophobia - Fear of death or dead things.
Noctiphobia - Fear of the night.
Nosocomephobia - Fear of hospitals.
Nyctophobia - Fear of the dark.

O

Obesophobia - Fear of gaining weight.
Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8.
Ombrophobia - Fear of rain.
Ophidiophobia - Fear of snakes.
Ornithophobia - Fear of birds.

P

Papyrophobia - Fear of paper.
Pathophobia - Fear of disease.
Pedophobia - Fear of children.
Philophobia - Fear of love.
Phobophobia - Fear of phobias.
Podophobia - Fear of feet.
Porphyrophobia - Fear of the color purple.
Pteridophobia - Fear of ferns.
Pteromerhanophobia - Fear of flying.
Pyrophobia - Fear of fire.

S

Samhainophobia - Fear of Halloween.
Scolionophobia - Fear of school.
Selenophobia - Fear of the moon.
Sociophobia - Fear of social evaluation.
Somniphobia - Fear of sleep.

T

Tachophobia - Fear of speed.
Technophobia - Fear of technology.
Tonitrophobia - Fear of thunder.
Trypanophobia - Fear of needles / injections.

V-Z

Venustraphobia - Fear of beautiful women.
Verminophobia - Fear of germs.
Wiccaphobia - Fear of witches and witchcraft.
Xenophobia - Fear of strangers or foreigners.
Zoophobia - Fear of animals.


Source - http://psychology.about.com/od/phobias/a/phobialist.htm

Phobias are the most common mental disorder in the U.S. While not comprehensive, this phobia list
offers a glimpse of the many phobias that can have a serious impact on an individual's life.
A
Achluophobia - Fear of darkness.
Acrophobia - Fear of heights.
Aerophobia - Fear of flying.
Algophobia - Fear of pain.
Agoraphobia - Fear of open spaces or crowds.
Aichmophobia - Fear of needles or pointed objects.
Amaxophobia - Fear of riding in a car.
Androphobia - Fear of men.
Anginophobia - Fear of angina or choking.
Anthrophobia - Fear of flowers.
Anthropophobia - Fear of people or society.
Aphenphosmphobia - Fear of being touched.
Arachnophobia - Fear of spiders.
Arithmophobia - Fear of numbers.
Astraphobia - Fear of thunder and lightening.
Ataxophobia - Fear of disorder or untidiness.
Atelophobia - Fear of imperfection.
Atychiphobia - Fear of failure.
Autophobia - Fear of being alone.
B
Bacteriophobia - Fear of bacteria.
Barophobia - Fear of gravity.
Bathmophobia - Fear of stairs or steep slopes.
Batrachophobia - Fear of amphibians.
Belonephobia - Fear of pins and needles.
Bibliophobia - Fear of books.
Botanophobia - Fear of plants.
C
Cacophobia - Fear of ugliness.
Catagelophobia - Fear of being ridiculed.
Catoptrophobia - Fear of mirrors.
Chionophobia - Fear of snow.
Chromophobia - Fear of colors.
Chronomentrophobia - Fear of clocks.
Claustrophobia - Fear of confined spaces.
Coulrophobia - Fear of clowns.
Cyberphobia - Fear of computers.
Cynophobia - Fear of dogs.
D
Dendrophobia - Fear of trees.
Dentophobia - Fear of dentists.
Domatophobia - Fear of houses.
Dystychiphobia - Fear of accidents.
E
Ecophobia - Fear of the home.
Elurophobia - Fear of cats.
Entomophobia - Fear of insects.
Ephebiphobia - Fear of teenagers.
Equinophobia - Fear of horses.
G
Gamophobia - Fear of marriage
Genuphobia - Fear of knees.
Glossophobia - Fear of speaking in public.
Gynophobia - Fear of women.
H
Heliophobia - Fear of the sun.
Hemophobia - Fear of blood.
Herpetophobia - Fear of reptiles.
Hydrophobia - Fear of water.
Hypochonria - Fear of illness.
I
Iatrophobia - Fear of doctors.
Insectophobia - Fear of insects.
K
Koinoniphobia - Fear of rooms.
L
Leukophobia - Fear of the color white.
Lilapsophobia - Fear of tornadoes and hurricanes.
Lockiophobia - Fear of childbirth.
M
Mageirocophobia - Fear of cooking.
Megalophobia - Fear of large things.
Melanophobia - Fear of the color black.
Microphobia - Fear of small things.
Mysophobia - Fear of dirt and germs.
N
Necrophobia - Fear of death or dead things.
Noctiphobia - Fear of the night.
Nosocomephobia - Fear of hospitals.
Nyctophobia - Fear of the dark.
O
Obesophobia - Fear of gaining weight.
Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8.
Ombrophobia - Fear of rain.
Ophidiophobia See Also: What Are the Different Types of Phobias? - Fear of snakes.
Ornithophobia - Fear of birds.
P
Papyrophobia - Fear of paper.
Pathophobia - Fear of disease.
Pedophobia - Fear of children.
Philophobia - Fear of love.
Phobophobia - Fear of phobias.
Podophobia - Fear of feet.
Porphyrophobia - Fear of the color purple.
Pteridophobia - Fear of ferns.
Pteromerhanophobia - Fear of flying.
Pyrophobia - Fear of fire.
S
Samhainophobia - Fear of Halloween.
Scolionophobia - Fear of school.
Selenophobia - Fear of the moon.
Sociophobia - Fear of social evaluation.
Somniphobia - Fear of sleep.
T
Tachophobia - Fear of speed.
Technophobia - Fear of technology.
Tonitrophobia - Fear of thunder.
Trypanophobia - Fear of needles / injections.
V-Z
Venustraphobia - Fear of beautiful women.
Verminophobia - Fear of germs.
Wiccaphobia - Fear of witches and witchcraft.
Xenophobia - Fear of strangers or foreigners.
Zoophobia - Fear of animals.

Source - http://psychology.about.com/od/phobias/a/phobialist.htm

Please tell us some Nigerian slangs you know...just for fun.
Remember to put the meaning of each slang.

Here are some...
SLANG - MEANING
Fashi - forget it
Peche - chill out
Amebo - backbiter/rumour-monger also called Gbeborun
Woze - slap
Guck - 1. sleep 2. believe a lie
Gbe ja - run away
Runs - try to do things the bad way. (I don't think that's the correct meaning )
Baffs - designer wears
Bakassi/Ikebe - Booty
ITK - All those "overserious" students. ITK stands for I Too Know
Aro - funny person. (peculiar to OAU)
Akata - White man
Jand - UK
Yankee - US
Ajebutter - rich, spoilt kid
Awoof - Free things.
Add urs

Roseey0:
After i discovered i was finding it hard leaving home without makeup, I restricted myself to only white powder for 3 months.

It boosted my confidence too.

Hmmmm,

Tallesty1:
I can but I won't.


I will withdraw gradually.

Hahahaaa, what if u really like her

bugzbunny:
I eat the meat during meals
After meal---ajikpaco Before meal---alamajiri

Lol..

It's kinda funny sha, women say dey cut some and chew even before eating, some cut during meal while some wait patiently till d food is finished before they start dissecting
I do all of d above depending on my mood, Lol.
Happy Sallah to my Muslim friends o, make una no forget me for d ram chopping o

Blizzyblinkzy:
Am fine without make up

Like seriously?? No makeup at all o, just wake up, have ur bath, brush ur hair, rub cream/deodorant only, wear clothes and step out.. Can u??

Can you marry a lady or a guy who already has a kid?

You're single, never married . You've almost given up on falling in love. Out of the blues, you meet this
great dude/babe. Everything works out well. He/she has everything u've ever wanted in a partner. There
is great mutual affection (or it appears to be).
One day your partner told you that there is something you have to know. He/she has a kid. He/she
loves the kid so much. If you want him/her, you have to also want the kid. You're concerned about the kid. What will you do?

BrightEye:
sure, you have a right to religion.
But my comment was more or less a suggestion, knowing that people from different religious sects will read your note.

Sorry if i, in anyway, insulted you......

No p man

Ladies, Can You Leave The House Without Wearing Makeup?

l know we all love to flaunt our looks and look beautiful. You know what l mean
Can you leave the house for a day without makeup? That is, go to work, an outing with a friend or fiance, shopping, just going out without makeup? No lip gloss, or eyeliner or blush, no Marykay, nothing at all.
Do you feel
strange as if something is missing?
How do you feel without makeup.. Do say your mind.

BrightEye:
You spoilt the whole thing by bringing religion into it......

Well, future nairalanders, never be a religious bigot, we don't need that in Nigeria.

That's my opinion, I av a right to religion or don't you think so

This is a thread for our UNBORN future nairalanders (Maybe owned by oga Seun's great grandchild by then.. Lol).
Write a letter to the future nairalanders telling them what u want them to know about... I'll start:

Dear Future Nairalanders,
Howdy? How is Naija??
How is the Power suituation? Do you enjoy 24/7 electricity now?
Electricity has always been a constant problem and issue in Nigeria, its so devastating and really
frustrating, I hope things are better now...and hope darkness is no longer part of Nigeria's
problems.

How is the weather suituation in Nigeria? Still unpredictable?

How is the Northern economy? During the early 2000s', Northern Nigeria was faced with insurgencies. We had terrorists like 'Boko Haram' led by a
Man called SHEKAU. They were behind the causes of so many damages in Northern Nigeria. They burnt
houses, schools, churches, mosques, etc.
How is the state of the country now? Am sure Boko Haram no longer exists.

How are your schools like? Do you still write WAEC? And the so-called JAMB?
Your teachers are they well qualified? Or just lazying around gossipn like they used to? I hope things
are better now! And i hope no one sits at home for years before getting admission into his or her
school of choice.

The churches and Mosques? Do they still preach about Salvation? Or is it about wealth and things of
the world?

How is the civilisation there? In terms of good roads, clothes, phones,houses, food, tradition etc
Do you still use BlackBerry? Iphone? Android? Nokia?
These were the trending phones then.

What kind of shoe is trending now? Too bad we cant get anwers to this.

How is Nollywood? Still in existence? Have they improved from love and romance movies to
something more creative and sensible?

How is Nairaland? Has it been sold by now? Or has Seun's generations taken over?
Do you find
Nairaland interesting like we all do here? What about the Mods? Are they strict and nice?
We have a popular Mod here, his name... Lalasticlala, he is/was the most popular, strict and active. Do you have anyone like that now?

My advice to you: Always do good and live your lives according to God's will.. Give your lives to Jesus Christ so that it may be well with you..

Yours Sincerely,
June24th.

Feel free to add yours!

RaDaZaBaNa:
Yes.Especially this DR AZOBILE disturbing me with all dese enlarge this ,enlarge that emails

Same here, one DANIEL keeps sending me such crap.. but I thank God my phone keeps leaving such mails in the spam folder, I don't get to see dem in my inbox

lonelydora:
What happened on June 24th?

My b'day

TonyeBarcanista:
I can bet that those guys are APC fans.


That was for humor though

agarawu23:
must politics be involved in everything?

LOL, help me ask him o...
I wonder if Barcanista will keep badmouthing APC till 2019

This has always been the question 'about to pass out' corpers ask... I wonder why.. Don't worry bro, pray God for life and sound health to see the day of your passing out, that's what matters most.