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rolams:
Why are you closing your eyes while kissing?

....I don't know broh...Na so I dey close am always

The government should at least give us more information about the COVID-19 deaths, like the gender and age of those dead

Interesting

Na HIV + be that oh!

tayebest:
Very well!


BuyNigereiaToGrowTheNaira

that's common sense!

popcykaylah:
na toh use the rest knack themselves for night...

funny guy!

Thanking God for this administration, just wondering if there will be any hope for the unborn ones if these high level corrupt practices are not nipped in the bud. God bless this government.

Na to quick arrange for beyonce doll be dat oh.

Mmeenn water don pass garri oh!.. .My own was pretty funny. I'd just left skol, finished up my final exam and was expecting my result. I quickly got to the dept ofx and collected "to whom it may concern" letter. I wanted to start looking for job while I awaited my nysc posting. . .so many things were on my mind. Firstly, I decided to look for sales jobs cos that shld be easier, I quickly prepared a "1-page" CV, oboy! Na only I.T 6-month experience dey there. . . I made up mind to get smthg doing and start making money!. . . .how did it go? . .
I listed some coys where I could possibly be engaged, I later narrowed it down to few coys with close proximity . One day, I woke up pretty early, I'd my shower and dressed up. I'd this 3- in -1 printer lyk that, it scans, prints and can make photocpy, so I quickly make lyk 20 copies of my cv "quite funny I swear". I left home looking like a Banker. . .
I decided to walk to "company x" closest to my residence. I never knew anyone working there so I thought, "these company's drivers can be of help, let me meet them" as I arrived at the company car park, I walked to one of the drivers. I told him I was looking for a job cos I was tired of staying at home and I handed him a copy of my Cv. He replied, "My son too has finished his nysc since last year and still staying idle, this our country self na God go help us." I quickly moved to other drivers but no help seemed coming from them (they all looked so frustrated like an hausa man climbing mount everest) . . .Fast forward to how the game changed! ! ! . . .

Guys will be like telling their babes. . . Come, Dogs dey graduate! Wetin u dey do self, na so so skol u dey shout since 2010 when u wan become graduate graduate metality 4 my Naija

oluwaahmed:
Send am go Ambrose Ali

no go make guys slap U oh

It's my first time on this highly esteemed forum. . . I could remember pot belly in those days was termed "sign of good living"