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Pls can u include Minna, Niger state on the list @Op...Tanc

Excel u be baba gan.I can browse with my laptop infinito buh how can i use dis on my android?

Bro i inserted a sim card and went strait to openVpn and typrd in my username. it initialised buh still i cant access internet. is dere smtin i nided to instal or do? am usin an android fone and u said u upgraded me to premium.

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Lolz. I remembr the anguish i went thru in 2009 wen i heard i waz posted to ZM. Best way 2go is break ur jurney: get to abuja or KD 1st den continue nxt day. Yea, dere ar alotta flies in ZM aswel as cold and mosquitoes. For guyz that like liquor in camp, they sell them in mammie mkt buh under code. Boyz hostel is nat that Βα̲̅đ, new hostels and girls hostel is in cubicles. Boyz hostel is outside the gate and soo enuf goin to gusua anytym u wana. I loved that camp life buh hey, pray u get posted 2 gusua or tsafe sha. Zamfara is rily nat that Βα̲̅đ a place buh mind yo bizness, leave their girls alone. Guyz, make una try razzle chic for camp o cos if nat. KONJI go hold u dere for ur whole NYSC year, hehehehe. Gudluck y'all.

Ehyah...i pity the lady cos her ordeal jes starts nw excpt ofcus she go "press buttons". She wasnt in a hurry 2get home buh drove recklessly wen the LASTMA pipo caught her drivin against traffic, nairalanders sef, some of una go read story finish, turn am upside dwn. Only if she went 2 represent naija in dis olympic(as Ben Johnson junior sis) she for win us medals instead of jail time 4 hersef. Pele Ooº°˚ ˚°ºoo! Omo Johnson

Well i believe Blessing did very well. She started that race badly, if you take time to watch her start, you will see she almost lost her balance b4 finally stabilisng, and by that time others had gone Ƒåя. Weldone to her jarey. We just hope she doesnt cross-carpet to run for anoda country. Alot O̶̷̩̊͡f the british athletes are Nigerians.

ARE aldis advice relevant or just "wars"?

deshclones: We are all pretenders in this country..everybody is forming holy holy but our minds and actions are dirty...most of us here guys and girls inclusive got disvirgined before we turned 17..yet we criticize the poster..let the person that has never slept with a sweet sixteen cast the first stone..and for the girls..cast the stone if you have never slept with a guy 10yrs older than you..shameless hypocrits..16yr old girls in this part of the world are experienced and sweet..I commend the op for even thinking of marriage..plz support her,be patience with her and help her achieve her dreams..damn the silly comments here..99percent of guys here will do worse if they had the opportunity....Desh say so

Tanx for your kind words of encouragement. it put a smile on my face dis morning.

D-Explorer:

Buying gifts isn't neccessarily 'showing' love. You should show that love by waiting for her. Besides does she have that love for you because you'll be on the regret-side if disappointed.

FOR REAL? If you dont show the woman you are inlov with love thru buying her gift, then how do you express the love you profess? am not sayin it should be the only way buh its an integral form of showing love aswel and its not limited to the male folks alone tho. Yea she also feels same way i do, hence the thots of getting married to her somtym in the future.

henrico247: hello, thats his choice. afterall my own girlfriend is 16 and am 27. am really enjoying the union. so forget about marrying your age mate. these young teens can be so loving. l have always wanted my wife to be very much younger than me not when am getting old, she too would be getting old. so bro, go ahead with plans.

Thanks Bro...atleast i see a comrade. guys this isnt child molestation or abuse. its pure love.

Amya: ^^^ the bold 5 part was where he messed up real bad.

I knew there was something fishy about this story.


>>>>FAIL!

Seriously? Is that a mistake on my part? now lemme tell you what led to my tinking about buying the fone for her. Like i said earlier, we have been family friends for a longtime. In fact her parents relocated from the US so she's well exposed. asin very very exposed. remembr i said she looks 23yrs old? well, recently her parents got her an ipad 3, but her mind really is on using the bold5 though she has a torch 2. So as a gift on her birthday, am tinking of gettin her the bold 5. for the records, am not using it to entice her, just a token from my heart and its a birthday gift. pls house, dont mis understand my intentions for this girl. its not even as if we have ever had s ex.

For a fact: He is the richest man in Africa and he is living right across my fence. most of you might know who am referring to but the reason am putting this up here is that i need a better paying job right now. How do i approach this neighbor of mine to employ me in his conglomerate?

[color=#000099][/color] wow this isnt fair family members.. i just needed advice. i culd wait for anoda 5yrs if thats waht it takes. am not here to ruin the girls life. she looks too matured for a 16yr old. infact wen we started "eyeing" eachoda, i thot she was older. right now she looks 23. wahts the law against people inlov. you guys and babes shuld put yourselfs in my shoe pls.... i rily do love this girl. am even tinkin of gettin her a bold5 to prove mylov to her.

Idowuogbo: Pendomania y bother? He is obviously a psychopath. D angry emoticon used at d end speaks volume.He shud b locked up in a black room wiv treatments.

i used the emoticon tinking it was for "depressed" mind. dint know it was for "anger". all i asked for is constructive critics or good advice, not abuses or bashings. besides i dint state that i have anyoda girlfriend apart from her. just wana know if its ok if we continue..

pendo89: oh I didnt see it.He really really wants to marry a teen but he is fighting his conscience that's why he is asking the forum.
well at the end of the day, at least he was advised.
The 16 year old girl will be posting here in 10 years to come, complaining about how she left her old husband for her agemates because he was more a father than partner.
Or better still, she will be searching in the dating section as a sugar mummy since she will be having 7 kids but a very wild mind and body.

tanx very much for your advice. for the records am not a pervert, just that we have been very close family friends for long. i got attraceted to her, thats all.

Please, lovely family (Nairalanders),

This issue I'm about to lay down has been a burden to me. I'm in a relationship with a 16 year old girl. She got admission to study Medicine in the university recently. I love her so much. Can we by any chance get married? Considering the age difference and social status?

I'm gainfully employed and thinking of settling down.

parryon: Then u are not a proper naija babe. A real naija babe liken Karen did will go there with her mind and eyes focused on the money.....Goldie u effed up just don't try representing naija again in any form even musically because u may probably fall in 'love' with the DJ

Omo Mehn....Babe you took the words outta my mouff. i sure believe say if na you, prezzo go dey clean ground wey yu dey match gan. The babe no try atall, and funny enuf i dint even knw she was a musician until now. U gly mozanza like goldie.

born2fuck: A true lesson, intimate kill but rape a husband doesn't interesting, at least he married them tto be intimate with them

Bros eh....Easy biko. na so the women don confuse you reach?

exxell: And to all of you arse's dissing this girl, WHAT DO YOU ALL KNOW ABOUT TRUE LOVE? Yes granted that she went their for the money but I can vouch for her that she met the man of her life there. Ileke-idi or whatever you call yourself, have you bothered to ask yourself if this girl has suffered so many heart break ups in the hands of the so called rich, handsome guys. She might have been searching for true love all her life. Goldie has already made her money. Maybe her heart skipped when she met prezzo. She fell in love. WHO ARE YOU ALL TO JUDGE HER? You want money to bypass her feelings? What is 300,000 dollars for crying out loud? You want her to sacrifice the love of her life (eternal happiness) for money abi? This is same money a corrupt senator from this evil country spends on a single night with hookers in Caesar's Palace, Las Vegas. You know one thing, when you are not informed, you become automatically deformed. You can call prezzo a monkey or whatever but where is that theory that love is blind? Does true love see handsome or beauty, rich or poor, healthy or sick? I have been opportuned to travel out and saw REAL PEOPLE IN REAL LOVE. Each time I come back to Nigeria from Houston, the story changes about ladies and guys. When shall we begin to seperate LUST, LOVE ND INFATUATION? All these hype about Nigerian Babes this, Nigerian Babes that, how many of them have truely fallen in love? From experiences friends told me about Naija girls, A nigerian girl only falls in love because of this four things; Has Money, Handsome, Intelligent, Good in Bed. The implication is that should the guy in question become poor, suffers from celebral malaria, has an accident that dents his good looks or has operation done to his manhood, THE NAIJA GIRL TEARS RACE! Ask yourself this question Nigerian girls. If I should remove the above points from your boyfriend or husband, will you still love him? DONT LIE. Just tell yourself the truth. If you will still love him truely, then what you are into is the real thing. TRUE LOVE IS FOR BETTER, FOR WORSE. As for the trumped up guys commenting here, how many girls have you effed up in this country after promising them real love or marriage? The fact is that most Nigerian guys especially the yoruba ones are too promiscous. One girl is never enough for us. We jump from one girl to another. We suffer from infatuation and lust and call it LOVE. But after seeing the girls pants, the next thing is to tear race. THE BOTTOM LINE OF WHAT AM SAYING IS THAT GOLDIE MAY HAVE FALLEN INTO TRUE LOVE. I SAID "MAY" COZ AM NOT SURE. Do not rush to judge people. Thats just too bad. When you meet the true ROMEO/JULIET of your life, he/she may command you to kill yourself and you may think about it. The half-baked eediots here will curse me. But the real people whom I wrote this for and whom have fallen in real love will understand my points. I REST MY CASE!

SHARRAP MYFRIEND. WAHT DO YOU ALSO KNOW OF TRUE LOVE? DO YOU FALL INLOV WITH SOMEONE UNDER A WEEK? IS THAT YOUR DEFINTION OF TRUE LOVE? EVEN WHEN ITS OBVIOUS THE PERSON ISNT RECIPROCATING THAT LOVE, IS THAT TRUE LOVE? I WASNT GONNA REPLY TO THE COMMENTS UP IN HERE BUT WHEN I SAW YOURS, IT PISSED ME OFF. THERE IS NOTIN LIKE FALLING INLOVE WITH SOMEONE YOU BARELY KNOW. SOMEONE YOU DONT KNOW ANYTIN ABOUT JUST COS Y'ALL WAS CONFINED IN A HOUSE. IF RICH HANDSOME DUDES BROKE HER HEART, THERE ARE STILL BROKE ASS BOYS IN LAGOS, WHY COULDNT SHE FALL INLOVE WITH ANY OF THEM? MAKE I NO SEEYOUR STUPID COMMENTS UP IN HERE AGAIN. GOLDIE IS A BIG LOSER...PERIOD.

Freeopod: Av gt too many bad habits o! But for d purpose of nairaland ama just sharE few! I bite my toe nails(dnt ask me ow i do that) i play wt ma dick a lot(especially wen am bored) and i like walkn! Am so sure  ‎​ can walk to heaven!

DUDE...I also like Master-Bating . could do it rite after s ex wit my GF. Is dat weird?

Gabriel_sylar: I love staying in a dark room even when there is light or day time...I love covering all entrance of light into the room......I just loveeeeeeeee being in a dark room alone and undisturbed....just lying down...fold my two hands across my chest...cross ma legs and have a faint smile on my face looking at the ceiling like 5hours aloneeeee

Guy the only explanation to your craving is that you are a vampire. or better still, you be willy-willy.

"Govs set up committee on insecurity for North"..punch newspapers
Of what importance is this to the nations development or solving the issue of insecurity? Most times i regret votin GEJ into power cos whether you like it or not, my "one vote" also gave him victory.

@ OP...YOUR BOYFRIEND LOVES YOU TOO SOO MUCH THATS WHY HE CAME BACK O JAREY. NEXT TYM, BEG HIM TO PHUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND, SO HE WONT MISBEHAVE AGAIN. WELL, MY ADVICE IS THAT YOU SHOULDNT LET HIM GO. LOVE HIM WITH ALL YOUR HEART SO THAT YOU WILL DIE EARLY AND LEAVE THE PLANET FOR HE AND YO GIRLFRIEND. STUPID PEOPLE LIKE YOU SHOULDNT ENJOY ANY ATOM OF LOVE, YOU DESERVE A MAN THAT ACTS LIKE YO BF

vanunu: 70% of shirts in the Nigerian market today are made in Aba, Aba has finally displaced China in the Nigerian market. If you go to Kents in Aba there is no shirt material in this world that you will not find there.

Olboy those boys @ kent dem rily dey try gan...visited aba late lastyr and bot alotta materials. naso i giv am the tailors wey dey dere. suffice to say, my colleagues in the ofis dey ask to chek the designer labels wey i dey wear come work. i live and work in abuja. the boys for enyimba dey try gan...

Went to silverbird cinema in abuja to see a movie with my girlfriend. It started off around 9:30pm and by the time the movie ended, it was 11:45pm. so i strolled back to where i parked my car with my girlfriend. because it was late, there were few cars in the lot. From afar i couldnt see the shadow of my car, boy was i scared? I nearly had a heart attack. But God being so kind, anoda car was blockin it. Omo see sigh of relief my GF and me heaved wen we enter the mobility...Thank GOD gan...

wish i had gone ahead to write the test. i got the text inviting me to lagos for it but had to abandon the test cos i was ill prepared and i read chem engr while they wer calling for mech engr or elect engr. sooo sad rite nw cos my dream always is to be a "lega" sailor.