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I blame Buhari...
















oh... no be politics section sef....





as I see the Don... i think say na dollar...



pls where x d exit..

same blame game... making them appear soo lame...




Don'tEvenKnowWhatsTheirAim



but Jesus we call on your Name.


coz u alone is 4eva d same

Buhari why na

mencade5:
its true wa cant do it with human strength. But practically i need to understand how paul did it by grace. What and what did he do to stay that way? Did he pray or what?

Read the book of colossians. and romans daily... study the life and ministry of Paul...

just make him your mentor...
.but don't depend on your strength...
avoid all sources of temptation....

a house divided against itself cannot stand...


meanwhile... where is Nnamdi kanu... long time dilector

i can't still understand why Buhari is still travelling...

My grace is sufficient for thee... and my strength manifest in your weaknesses...

For God is not unrighteous to give us temptation beyond our power.


but we try to use human strength to overcome temptation..
.
but by strength shall No Man prevail....


faithful is he that calleth you... who also will do it

Paul never had sex in life but kept his body under subjection .....

u can also stay chaste before marriage if...


we


grow in grace..

tola9ja:
CHANGE! CHANGE!! CHANGE!!!

What is Change?

[b]*CHANGE is when a Friday goes by and no
one
is dying in the Mosque due to
Bomb Blast..
.
* CHANGE is when Sunday goes by and no
one
hears of another Bomb Blast in a
Church killing worshipers.....
.
* CHANGE is when mansion built with stolen
money are sealed up and
confiscated.....
.
*CHANGE is when Boko Haram suicide
bombers are intercepted before they kill
innocent people....
.
* CHANGE is when prominent looters fall sick
after years of eating our yams and
bleat like demented goat for forgiveness...
.
*CHANGE is when untouchable comes to
court
with Handcuffs...
.
* CHANGE is when Corrupt people swallow or
chew their confessional statements
in panic to escape the long arm of the law.....
.
*CHANGE is when judges stop giving stupid
interlocutory injunction to stop
corruption from being investigated and
prosecuted.....
.
I am neither surprised nor worried by " their"
hatred for Buhari... rats and a cat can never
live in the same place.
Too many things divide and draw heavy distinctions between BUHARI and his haters:
He loves Nigeria , they hate it.
He thinks of Nigerians, they think of themselves and family.
He is honest, they are dishonest.
He has character, they lack it.
He pursues the Hereafter they struggle to
have the world in their armpits.
He is patriotic, they are greedy and selfish.
He serves, they derail and enslave.
He is devoid of moral stains, they are immorality personified.
His past is clean and shinny, their past hunts them.
They are thieves, he catches thieves.
They have stolen, he wants to get back the loots.
They are insects and pests, he is a powerful and effective insecticide.

Fear fear fear, they are afraid of BUHARI.
They are running, Buhari is in hot pursuit.
They call for division, he works on unity.
They say Boko Haram, he calls Nigeria.
They want Biafra, he chooses Nigeria.
They shout Niger Delta, he advocates Nigeria.
They shared money for arms, he is retrieving the money and buying the arms.
They sponsored insurgency, he is defeating insurgency.
Keep on keeping on Mr. President we love you and we appreciate all that you are doing to revive and integrate this country into a strong economic institution.
THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING BUHARI[/b]

if u can't list the positive aspects of change on the economy... and on Education, Agriculture and youth empowerment... then you're only Suffering and Smiling..
corruption ko correction ni

nice one

Do u feel abandoned or neglected? Do u want your friends to have u at heart and constantly stay in touch with u?
Do u want them to always feel your absence?




Borrow money from all of them and travel!!




proudly Second To Comment

nice one

WHY IS IT THAT CHINA PEOPLE DON'T DRINK TEA TO THEIR SATISFACTION NAAAA









Sorry for digressing...












now back to the main point...













still wondering y they don't drink enough tea!!!!

Pwettyella:
M a lady

my apologies.
tnx..

Pwettyella:
Aggregate = 221 Chemistry = 54; Biology = 61; Physics = 59; Use of English = 47

thanks bro

emmyw:
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BRING BACK OUR CORRUPTION!!!




With Corruption a bag of pure water
was N80

Without Corruption a bag of pure
water is N150

With Corruption dollar was N180

Without Corruption dollar is N400

With Corruption I have 20hrs
electricity at low tariff

Without Corruption I have 7hrs
electricity

with 45% increase in tariff

With Corruption keke to my house
takes N50

Without Corruption keke to my
house takes N100

WithCorruption smallest indomie
was N40

Without Corruption smallest
indomie is N60





The list can go on and on but I just
have to end it and take a stand......
# IStandWithCorruption
# Bringbackourcorruption .
# BuharibringbackNigeria .
# Bringbacknaira .



If with Corruption Dollar was N180
and without Corruption Dollar is
now N425,




Brother and Sisters, you will agree
with me that we need corruption in
this country...



Titus Sardine started with 4 fishes,
it reduced to 3. Then now it's 2.
In years to come, you'll open
Sardine and see "Try again later''
No fish....

oyinkinola:
[s][/s]

1. ....there are very many commentary on depreciation of ₦ nowadays expecially in parallel market, although parallel or black market can be manipulated by the traders, they either do it on their self interest, so those who doesn't beleive in the prosperity of nigeria can harbour $ as they can on imported goods hereby cause hike!
But in my own point of view the depreciation of ₦ is a great success to this nation if well manage to nigeria situation today. the looted fund is in $ and it must be refunded back in $, so if $1 is ₦198 when the money is looted, then if the money is refund today at $1 to ₦350 the nation has gained ₦152!
imagine if $1=₦1000, the gain is ₦902!
So in conclusion if the government managed to refund the $trillion looted and the refunded money, change it in parallel market, this will reduce the pressure on ₦ and the scarcity of $ in parallel market so the ₦=$.

(take note all the money took out of CBN during jonathan regime were changed in parallel market before ditributed)

you have other opinion?

2. ...2017 budget will beat record... ₦1 quadrillion!, all the social sectors will be substantially finance to trillions ₦, poverty will be completely eradicated and by the end of year 2018 Nigeria will be declared a developed state and classify one of the first three country in the index of human .
I know you will argue on how this can happen with the economics situation of today, low foreign reserve, low oil price, with depreciation of ₦.
yes oil price is down, foreign reserve is dry but we still have foreign looted fund reserve at hand! when recovered and well managed, it won't be problem to have money for this budget!
we can only pray that a $ hit ₦1000 and all $1 trillion looted recovered!
I know for sure that with the determination of this government and the support of foreign nation to help recovered all $ trillion looted it will happen.....$1 trillion recovered and change to ₦ will give us ₦1 quadrillion needed to financ that budget!
year 2017 bye bye to poverty!

3. ....OIL AND LFR
THE TWO MAIN MEANS OF INCOME FOR NIGERIA ECONOMY
.....with the determination of Nigeria president Buhari and the trust of of world leaders toward nigeria, from America, Eroupe, Asia and gulf nation the down price of oil and the rise in $ is not a corse to nigeria but a blessing.
Among the oil producing countries, and OPEC only nigeria have what other didn't, we have oil in common but nigeria have the looters as well, this opportunity raise nigeria above other oil nation and when all this country are frustrated with oil down price, nigeria have turn to her looted fund reserved to keep her economy running.
Nigeria is bless with oil and (LFR) looted fund reserve, when the oil price is down, the rise-up of dollar $ hike the value of our LFR, if government inject the LFR recovered on the economy, it will boot our economy!
at rate of $ to ₦ today if government managed to recovered $1 trillion LFR it will give us:

$1=₦400, $1trillion=₦400trillion!
I hereby challenge the Nigeria economists who insist that rising $ and downwards of oil price is a broke to nigeria economy to come-up for debate!
Note (LFR is looted fund reserve)

nice write up I must say... but if u believe that there's anything like LFR... then your case is biblical!!!!

South Africa: Rand 1 = 13 Naira . Angola: 1 kwanza = 2 Naira . Botswana: 1 Pula = 18 Naira . Cape Verde: 1 Escudo = 2 Naira . Algeria: 1 Dinar = 2 Naira . Egypt: 1 Pound = 25 Naira . Eritrea: 1 Nakata = 13 Naira . Ethiopia: 1 Birr = 9 Naira . Ghana: 1 Cedi = 50 Naira . Gambia Dalasi = 5 Naira . Kenya: 1 shilling = 3 Naira . Liberia: 1 Dinar = 4 Naira . Lesotho: 1 Loti = 14 Naira . . Libya: 1 Dinar = 146 Naira . Morrocco: 1 Dirham = 146 Naira . Madagascar: 1 Ariary = 4 Naira Mauritius: 1 Rupee = 6 Naira . Malawi: 1 kwacha = 11 Naira . Mozambique: 1 Metical = 4 Naira . Namibia: 1 Dollar = 12 Naira . Seychelles: 1 Rupee = 12 Naira . Sudan: 1 pound = 32 Naira . Swaziland: 1 Lilangeri = 13 Naira . Tunisia: 1 Dinar = 100 Naira . Zambia: 1 kwacha = 18 Naira

PeinDanzo:
Buhari is obviously a load of dog sh1t

brother,


ARE YOU OKAY

akuracy:
I have a prophecy, Chelsea will knock PSG out, they will reach the semi final of the league and will be knocked out.
If you believe what the servant of God has said, click like.

another joke

just wait and see...

how many likes for PSG








servant of God ni Master of Men ko!

Oladimejy:
U be bad market or greeter

I was just being polite 😃😃:-D:-D:-D:-D

I was walking down a street and I saw a man walking the other way.. I shouted "good afternoon sir"!
On turning to answer my greeting.. He hit his head on a low tree branch...


then he began to rain abuses on me...


please... in one sentence...


WHAT DID I DO WRONG

WHAT A SINCERE BIBLE CHRISTIAN SHOULD KNOW ABOUT VALENTINE'S DAY AND ITS CELEBRATION.
1. February 14 was an old celebration to JunoFebruata, the Roman goddess of sexual passion.
2. It included pairing adolescents by chance drawing for casual sex and going relationships.
3. Cupid was Roman god of love.
4. Lupercerlia, the celebration of Lupercus, the Roman god of fertility included casual sex, and marriage based on mere chance.
5. In 494AD, Pope Gelasius, perhaps wanting to obscure the pagan celebrations of JunoFebruata, Lupercus and Cupid, declared February 14 as Saint Valentine's Day.
6. St. Valentine was executed by Emperor Claudius II on 14th February 270AD for secretly wedding couples against his evil decree. Emperor Claudius II had banned all weddings in order to build his army for senseless wars.
7. The resurgence of the ancient immoral features of those Roman goddess in today celebration of St. Val's Day shows clearly that those Roman goddesses have reclaimed the day, and a sincere Christian should steer clear of this celebration, as nothing is saintly about it.
8. Our God commanded us to come out of Rome's religion and reject her sins ( Rev. 18:4).
9. Our God commanded us to come out of false religion and not even touch it ( 2Cor 6:14-17).
10. Christians have no agreement with winged red devils that shoot arrows of lust into hearts.
11. It honours infatuation and lust: both are contrary to Christian love ( 2Cor 13:4-7, Eph 5:25).
12. Only lust occurs by fiery darts in the heart; love is the conscious choice to serve one another.
13. Christians marry only in the Lord, and they are very sober about love ( 1Cor 7:39; 11:11).
14. We must make a statement against the fornication and lasciviousness of this generation.
15. Love is of God while lust is of man; therefore we will only celebrate love scripturally.
16. Valentine's Day is highly esteemed by men; so it must be an abomination to God. ( Luke 16:15).
17. We are totally against spiritual adultery by worldly associations ( James 4:4).
18. God condemns customs of other gods as abomination to Him. ( Ezekiel 8:1- 18).
God created love, sex and marriage; Valentine's Day honours lust, casual sex and chance. Jesus Christ is the Lord of heaven and earth; Romans pagan deities of Juno, Lupercus and Cupid are abominations to Him. Valentine's Day, which is a religious holy day is one of the devil's and world's devices to seduce you into spiritual adultery, where you will ignorantly make love with pagan idolatry and devil in the name of Christianity. God is jealous; He would not accept any pagan religious traditions, even if done to Him ( Deut. 12:1-4, 29-31). He expects you to come out and be separate ( 2Cor. 6: 14-18).
You need Jesus as a sure source of strength to live a life of true love. Accept Him into your life as Lord and Saviour today. Close your eyes now and silently commit your heart to Jesus.
-SELECT

Ezedon:
how can you look for matured contributions in a joke section

u see why I said Matured contribution??

HOW WOULD YOU REACT ? Your 16year old daughter in high school is going back to the boarding school after the Christmas break. As a good father, you see her off to the bus station and left after she had boarded the bus. After 3 hrs, you are told the bus boarded for her has had an accident and no one survived. As you are going crazy making arrangements to verify her death, you get a call from your daughter saying, 'Dad, I wasn't on that bus oo, my boyfriend insisted I spend 2 days at his house before I go to school'. What will you do as a parent? How would you react? # Matured contributions please

v

the God factor should be number one.


lemme add




Believe You Can Do It

FACT IS FACT.


1] Jonathan sold Petrol at N87 while Buhari is
selling at average of N300 & above, yet
Buhari supporters think Jonathan was more
corrupt and wasteful.

2] When Jonathan Budgeted N1bn for feeding
in Aso-Rock in 2011, and N517m in 2015, APC
cried wolf and now Buhari's budget for same
is N1.7billion. Yet Buharists are mute and
still think GEJ was more corrupt and wasteful.
3] Jonathan spent N1.4bn to service all
presidential jets in one year while Buhari
spends N6bn on same in 6month yet
Buharists
think GEJ was more corrupt and wasteful.

4] Jonathan gave more funding to education
while Buhari's 2016
budget favours Ministry of information more
than education
yet Buharists think GEJ was more corrupt/
wasteful.

5] Jonathan spent an average of N8million on
each international
trip while Buhari spends an average of
N55million on each
international trip, yet Buharists think GEJ was
more corrupt and
wasteful.

6] Jonathan created Over 5.8millon jobs in
5yrs while buhari has
sacked over 2million workers in 8months.
Check Federal
Bureau of Statistics.

7] Jonathan made Nigeria's economy the best
in Africa and No 1 investment destination &
quadrupled our GDP in 4yrs while Buhari has
dragged Nigeria's economy down to 14th
position in ranking in just 7months.

8] Jonathan left Naira exchange rate @ N185
to $1 but Buhari with his Adama and Eve
economics has destroyed the Naira in just 8
months which now sells at N315 to $1.

9] It took Jonathan less than 2weeks to select
his cabinet including foreign based
technocrats while it took Buhari 6months to
do same. Even with indicted people and no
single economist among the 36 names.

10] Buhari claimed that subsidy was fraud
(Who is subsidizing who@) but buhari has
spent N1.2trillion on fuel subsidy in the last 5
months and still no fuel while all Buharists
have suddenly gone dumb.

11] Buhari/APC accused Jonathan of
corruption but have not been able to pin one
stain on him, while Muhammadu Buhari
himself followed the crowd that entered into
the # DasukiGate .

12] Under Jonathan freedom and liberty of
Nigerians was not determined by party
affiliation, but today under Buhari his
perceived enemies and political opponents are
leveled with frivolous allegations of crimes
and intimidated with either the EFCC or the
DSS.

13] Buhari does not have an Honorary WAEC
but bags an
illegal Honorary (Ph.D) from a university that
have no PhD student and Not approved by
NUC and yet Buharists respect his NEPA Bill
more than GEJ's PhD.

14. Buhari used his secondary school
principal's recommendation letter to become
Military Head of State and again used Court
Affidavit to become President and no one
reminded him that these are the height of
corruption.
He Refused to declare his assets public,
suppressing the FOI and denied all his 81
election promises and stayed in the last 8
months blaming former leaders. Jonathan was
in that position, he never complained or
blamed anyone, but faced his work even when
Buhari's disgruntled brother ensured that
Nigeria will know no peace. - Hope For Nigeria




source : Scannews

niceeric:
what to do when you break fails (9ja version)
1. If na manual tranny, you're protected...use handbrake carefully(i prefer the slightly engaged and disengaged method till speed reduces)...if engaged fully on good speed, you go use your car write 'C' for road and that one go dey disastrous oooo....at a very reduced speed, youll do panamolenu while on gear 1( kill the engine while gear one is engaged)...the car would jerk a few times and come to a halt...
If it's an AUTO, and on very good speed, at this point I'll first say :- there's nothing beyond the power of prayers...that said, move your gear lever to neutral first (atleast the moving coffin won't gain more speed) BUT if you are in a sloppy road!!!!....nothin concern neutral again ooo....just wait on the Lord and prepare to meet. you can as a last resort engage your handbrake halfway and release a few times....works well on level roads till u find a good pole,truck, gutter to end the story with.

2. this is for people like the old me who do not care to check if the handbrake in our vehicles work or not (who doesn't like gear parking on manual tranny abi just shifting to park and jumping out of the car when parking).
Anyway sha, when u notice ur brake on your manual is gone and in good speed and the devil makes u also see you av NO handbrake too, well, that's one lifeline gone...you're still safe, refer to number 1 above without the handbrake part ofcourse, downshift and when speed reduces, kill the engine while in gear BUT if it's an auto, well, pray as usual, wind down your glass,stretch forth your head and yell like hell!!!!!...you can ask some Kamoru or Wasiu to help with throwing stones or a nearby tipper boy can help u throw a heavy duty 'shock' under your car to stop you....else, look for a good pole and rely on your airbags.

Ok I don try...I go wait for them oga siena and other car gurus to speak make we learn more

guy.. as u bad reach... i read this stuff for lecture hall
.. thank God lecturer no catch me.... i wan even piss now

Lemme put it this way..
I was Born on A Sunday.. And am +1 this Sunday.. A big Happy Sunday and Happy Birthday to myself...
#ItsAWorkOfHisGrace
#StillGrowingInGrace
#MoreGrace



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