EbukaFran:

Put an IPOB man in charge of an organisation at your own risk
This is a well known fact

on point

Buhari Why Ha You Like dis

I hate Lai Mohammed

Someone asked.. Do u hate Buhari??


and I was like...


not only Buhari.. i hate Muhhammadu Buhari

choiiii. sir this lie is enough to cripple even a strong economy like Singapore

Good morning Phonelanders

my MTN sim doesn't send sms to numbers starting with 0903 what should I do ?? ??

Change has come to stay

Same way Nigerians have regrets After GEJ left...


i overheard a man this evening.. he was blaming the owners of filling stations on the fuel scarcity...

i just remembered two words... suffering.. and ..smiling

I thank the inscrutable great Geometrician of
the universe for allowing of the sun to
announce a new day and thus making me a
year older this natal day.
Who be me and who I be if not for Baba,the
great Architect of the universe?
Baba,me your forever small "pickin",stretch
out my two hands to the East, from whence
commeth the greater light and I say Gloria In
Excelsis Deo and I say Deo Gratias and I say
Deo Confidimus and I say Deo Optimo Maximo
and I say Deus Caritas Est and I say Deus Lux
Mea Est and I say Deus Spes Nostra.....Serv
ice,Humility,Love and Compassion shall be
mine all my life Deo Volente....

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please how can I replace that "Herod" with "Dullard"

the poster above me though ....

ur moniker..

Too early to blame President Mohammad Buhari. Here are the reasons (A Brief Juxtaposition)
TALKING ABOUT 16YEARS OF PDP VS 10MONTHS OF APC.
1. PDP met a bag of rice at less than 2,500 in 1999 but left it at 11,000 in 2015 when they left power.
2. PDP met dollar at 20naira when they came in 1999 but left it at 220 when they were leaving in 2015.
3. PDP met petrol pump price at 11naira when they came in 1999, but left it at 87naira when they were leaving in 2015.
4. PDP met a bag of cement at less than 400 naira but left it at 2000 naira while leaving in 2015.
5. PDP met only OPC in 1999, but left us with NIGER DELTA MILITANCY , MASSOB, IPOB, BAKKASI and BOKO HARAM when they were leaving in 2015.
6. PDP was ushered in with a free and fair election in 1999 but they left us ballot box snatching, rice sharing for campaigns do or die politics, political assassination
7. Hmmmn even life expectancy for Nigerians was 59yrs when PDP came in 1999, but left it at 42yrs. I think we have to stop blaming buhari's govt, if you want to be a good citizen just pray for this govt. May God help Buhari bring back our lost glory. Amen. God bless Nigeria God bless PMB

Meanwhile Buhari is busy junketing in his full regalia..


and Nigerians are suffering in their own anaemia..


while the big thiefs are enjoying in their full grown kleptomania

feel like running to Arabia...

i can only see two lawyers and one Dullard

A nomad will never go against his fellow nomads..


anywhere they go they use what they have to nomadize..


e. g

bubu is using federal might for modernized nomadism..

23+ countries in 10 months..

and some people be like...

" i stand with Buhari.. "
standing on fuel queue abi which queue..?

in their hearts they'd be praying that elections should be brought forward to Dec. 2016

#StopStandingGoAndFly
#FromSaiBaba to #ChaiBubu

Please. suggest a very nice food menu for breakfast, lunch and dinner for a student living in the hostel... take note of balancing the diet too...


e. g morning... bread and akara

afternoon .. spaghetti

night... the remaining spaghetti...

tnx..

u mean u took time to cull that shitttt and post here...?

i see nothing but a list of shitttt from someone plagued with SUFFERING BUT SMILING SYNDROME...

how do u expect to develop with this shittty mentality

do you know the damage this No Fuel has and is and will cause....?

bro u need to go to Calvary...

y did I even read dis thing sef....

Buhari supporters have turned themselves
into Motivational speakers while some have
turned to prayer warriors.
All you hear them say these days are :
‘Though it tarries, it shall surely come to past'
'Good things comes to those who wait',
'the patient dog eats the fattest bone',
"there is light at the end of the tunnel' ,
"the lord will see his children through' , ati be
be lo
Comedians!!! "- Michael Ose George-
Ukhuegbe
Me: one even told us to pls fast and pray for
him, fast ke, all the fasting he's been getting
since 2003 Wetin Do them?
An analogy of the quest for power by a friend:
this man at the top is likened to a baby, or a
child requesting, asking for a toy, crying and
weeping for days on end as he'd campaigned
for 12 yrs looking for the opportunity to
become president.
But like a child asking for a toy and
eventually receiving it, he plays with it a while,
but given 10-15 or 20 mins, he falls asleep,
with the toy in his hands. That's the tragedy
that's befallen Nigerians. Buhari has gone to
sleep with the power entrusted with him. Sad
but true!






meanwhile... i am FTC

Buhari supporters have turned themselves into Motivational speakers while some have turned to prayer warriors. All you hear them say these days are : ‘Though it tarries, it shall surely come to past' 'Good things comes to those who wait', 'the patient dog eats the fattest bone', "there is light at the end of the tunnel' , "the lord will see his children through' , ati be be lo Comedians!!! "- Me: one even told us to pls fast and pray for him, fast ke, all the fasting he's been getting since 2003 Wetin Do them? An analogy of the quest for power by a friend: this man at the top is likened to a baby, or a child requesting, asking for a toy, crying and weeping for days on end as he'd campaigned for 12 yrs looking for the opportunity to become president. But like a child asking for a toy and eventually receiving it, he plays with it a while, but given 10-15 or 20 mins, he falls asleep, with the toy in his hands. That's the tragedy that's befallen Nigerians. Buhari has gone to sleep with the power entrusted with him. Sad but true!

Erimasexxy:

WHEN WILL baba visit agatu?

maybe when Agatu is Set...

dullard

Happy New Month Nairalanders



welcome to April...




pls show some love by making a Wish for the poster above you... starting from me...

Lies don't Last

in Buhari's voice.





u are kwarrapt

MaestroKels:
Bros abeg u miss road

where we been de go ??

WHY IS IT THAT CHINA PEOPLE DON'T DRINK TEA TO THEIR SATISFACTION NAAAA?








Sorry for digressing...













now back to the main point...




















still wondering y they don't drink enough tea!!!!

haters gonna hate...

zombies will never hit "like"


especially when you're FirstToComment...

they'd rather suffer and smile...

but we keep shining like big bottle of Star


ride on sir...


thePeoplesGovernor

La help la bend

Hahaha... I laugh in Syntax.



i thought he was going to be like Mandela...


u forget the light situation for here...

heat wan kill dilector oo..

hope if he dies of Meningitis nobody will blame Buhari..

meanwhile. on behalf of David Cameron... I'll release u on two conditions..


1. Sing the national anthem and the pledge...



2.. campaign for APC and win all reruns for APC..


next time you'll know that Baba means Father...


in other news. .
Nepa just brought light

Exxit:
here

Exxit.. r u for real...

donjazzy wants the bae to Follow him
and you want me to follow an Exit
lol

zombies be like...




it's all Jonathan's fault.


oh u mean 2016 budget??


well eh... ( chai but Buhari why na... )



yes.. let's still blame GEJ...



we love suffering and smiling..

#proudlyWailing