₦airaland Forum

Lol, this your comment funny DIE.

Dandsome:
Okay but bubu will not listen.

These days anybody does anything to share his master that he's working.
Dss that should be concerned about the next place boko haram will strike or where the next kidnapping was taking place is being used to apprehend corrupt people. What then is the work of the police and efcc or icpc?

The police instead of catching and stopping thieves are out there checking papers of vehicles that are not even reported stolen, in addition to it they're collecting N20 egunje.

The road safety and VIO guys who are supposed to be checking papers and other relevant things in the car are busy doing the work of custom officers.

Now imagine lastma officers who are supposed to make sure that traffic is flowing very fine are busy checking for fire extinguisher.

Trust me, there's no hope in this country.

if i say lala you say snake, lala snake lala snake

He noted that the adoption of the treasury single account and the zero base budget had assisted the state government in generating N38 billion to an open balance of 2016 budget.

Mr commissioner, why can't you tell us how much you are going to be spending on these goodies, who knows maybe it would be 2.099 billion?

OP, Please pass me a bottle of dat drink and a roll of d WEED, cos dat drink must be highly intoxicating and the weed must be very powerful ooo

orisirisi, 2million BARGE, mother, stop going to church.. wait is she trying to buy the minds of the gullible Nigerians like peter Obi...i hope she ain't trying to dwell into POLITICS, Cos our politicians and fake/cock and bull story are like lala and snake or Zuma and dat his fingers.

Op firstly it's called diapers and not pampers unless the brand name is pampers...what exactly has nairaland been reduced to...i mean has it gotten to a stage of outright BULLSHIT... if you don't find or have good news to put on FP, then go to other thread properties, auto, crime, romance, education and find educative and interesting topics which are outrightly FP worthy.... what's the big deal in changing your kid's diaper, I do this every now and then and I don't see it as been extraordinary...

it is on FP cos nairaland has gone to the gutters.

Wingback:
Actress is a synonym for Hoe these days and she don't even have nice boobś and her friends look like washed up crackheads pushing 40 years...Why is this on FP?

Founder anti-corruption network Imagine satan has a start up namely anti-devil or anti lucifer Jesu oku suru...

Dat man who named our country Nigeria no try at all, we should have been named: JOKELAND..


Baba PMB, i like and adore you alot, you and i know you're old already but please in the name of the Lord try to probe all of our living and dead politicians and we will forever be grateful to you, you will be far greater than combining awo, azikew, tafa,ojukwu, fela all together... Please just do this for us baba...

luccifew ko luccifer ni, OYO

All in the name of fashion o. Hey everyone pls checkout my new blog, it,'s LUCCIVIEW.COM pleeeeeeaaaaasssse support me. also on facebook, twitter and instagram it's LUCCIVIEW. pls every one

Nothing like braless, if we can't see the real Bobby cos eko ti gbon, now we don soji dat there is BRA LIFT..... don't give me dat gist dat they're braless, i bought one for my granny and her breast was facing further north north.....


to our unmarried emn please and please, try to be fully naked( even if u won't penetrate) with ur supposed wife cos we don't wanna hear stories that touch...

Now, let's be honest...d mama is well presentable than her, falz is supposed to shoot his fashion designer abi na who dress am up, he looks horrible in that outfit...damn

Bros, stop been sarcastic lol

TonyeBarcanista:
it is a welcome development

i still prefer his dressing to that of korede bello...

The problem with some Nigerians is not corruption or stealing but it's lack of INTEGRITY, I mean you will sell or exhaust all this paint, custard etc and then what would be left? nothing...imagine tasking a student to bring you this and that for your personal enjoyment and he's a poor chap and at at the end ,he went home to his parent who has to sell their lands or other stuff to raise money.


Now imagine the student been prosperous in the future and you accidentally mett him while seeking for help or he's an HR manager when your own children might be seeking for cJOB...

Congrats to my fellow Benue people at least we got something commissioned, I don't know how to say MORE of THIS in indigenous Benue language though but all the same, MORE OF THIS for my Benue people.



Bros tonyebarcanista how do u see this?

Ok i get it, now i wonder why alot of u get MISSING...don't worry, say all you have got but i can promise you that i will keep haunting YOU.

aameyah:
Ooooh. This is soo scary.
Mtcheeeeeww!

Get lost you piece of sh!t

clap for yourself, so the wailers and zombies are not Nigerians, instead of you lot to unite and fight what is wrong and secure a better future for your offsprings and generations.

EHMIR:
Lately wailers ve been as silent as frightened church mouse...bcause in their wailing nd pathetic pettyness,buhari is a dictator...

They cant shout witch-hunt of the opposition,on this case..they resort to hide their heads under the sand

LAW, So the one governor fayose is doing ain't law? stop contradicting yourself, you have to respect the law of a place you are, there are federal and state laws everywhere in the world...

if you are not satisfied and feel comfortable with the law of a certain state then go to another state that suits you, sharia law is a valid and legal state law in some northern states of Nigeria, alcohol drinking or smoking is not illegal in the federal laws but it is in some northern states, so if drink and smoke, i should know to respect the laws of the land that I'm hence I should avoid the northern states, if you know you're an herdsman and don't feel comfortable with the grazing law of Ekiti then go to Lagos, Enugu or Kaduna and rear your cows or even go to ondo which is not too far from Ekiti...

If the governor didn't take any step to protect his citizens and something drastic occurs as a result of herdsmen attack or other causes, I would be part of the people that will criticize him..every human life should be protected and respected.

talktonase:
An eye for an eye will only cause more insecurity in the state.Let the law take its course...

How and why won't it degenerate to that level If it's not prevented, I don't support or oppose governor fayose but the issue is that in Nigeria we tend to wait till a disaster happens before we prevent it and this to me is a bad policy and act.

talktonase:
From where I come from we have suffered and won a pyrrhic victory that still stigmatizes my once peaceful city.People still don't feel safe in spite of the security paraphernalia that has been planted all over.Dont pray it degenerates to that in ekiti.

Sir, can you kindly write in English?

whitebeard:
I won't trump to win it the betterment of Nigeria.. U have to reed between the lines of this election to understand what I'm saying

MACBAN further sympathized with the government of Kaduna State, Sokapu and entire Kaduna South inhabitants over the recent incident that had claimed so many lives as a result of a discord between our members and communities surrounding Godogodo environ.


This alone is enough for governor fayose to win the MACBAN and it's members in the court of law, as a governor he's bound to protect his citizens within the rule of law and yes every citizen is free to be anywhere in Nigeria and if this law by governor fayose isn't respected or credible, then alot of laws needs to be eradicated, eg the recent religious law in Kaduna, environmental law of lagos( I remembered when i have to stay for over 2 hours in berger cos it's not legal to move about on an environmental day in lagos.)

Wait till your farm is affected or you lost someone dearly as a result of their menace, why not buy up large expanse of land and then graze your cows there, this will solve any problem right away.

talktonase:
True talk! Bloodshed is imminent in this case! Fayose is very stubborn failing to realise that a large percentage of the cattle rearers are Fulani scattered all over western Africa...fayose wan fight market!

Haba, how does that Cameroonian first lady sleeps, wait let me find her pics

this yemi alade's hair sef looks to me like a WIG

cassidy1996:
beautiful, how will she sleep with that hair style?

Ok, don't worry about it, when I get you we can see what happens.

aameyah:
Ooohhh, I'm so scared.
ROTFL.

GTFOH!! On the internet, everyone is a powerful entity.
Mtchew!

OP, don't tell me they are Nigerians and that this also happened in NIGERIA.

Get a life smallie and hope you've found a cheap local school for ur diploma programme, if you see me in real life, will you dare tell me to sharap without your parents having to spend all their life savings just to beg me, keep on it and just so you know that i am on your case and will surely get you.

aameyah:
hahahahahahahhh!
This is soooo 1999.
Nincompoop? who do you think you are?
Lame!!!

f off nincompoop and who da f do u actually think you're, don't bring it to me unless you're capable and moreover you belong to the gutters so go there alone dawg

aameyah:
I said shut the f^ck up.
Do you have comprehension problems?
With you all scampering about like little rats all because of Aameyah. 20 of una no reach!!

You're wicked

amunkita:
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

APC will not kee persin oooo!!!

If that is so, Rev. King should be released from Jail because he did not commit those crimes since he is a Pastor...

AFRICAN PEOPLE's CLOWN - APC..

You must be stupid to ask me to shut Up.

aameyah:
Sharap. Haven't you heard of the adage that says "God loves a cheerful giver, never you give with a grumbling heart". If she's a giver, then why not give cheerfully at the same time?

Lol isn't that better than offering Nigerians a masquerade Job#

careytommy7:
Continue repackaging GEJ's projects.

and Nigeria is a place located in Mars and Grammy is an award designed for places on earth abi? Pele tie o

opeyemiieblog:
wow.... so a man from Nigeria can actually win a Grammy?

Glory be to God, But even if the kids are as a result of IVF, No one will ever talk about it and doing so means they might delay other couples for many years in receiving adequate information.