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Ngeneukwuenu go Don dey pee for body now

You're nothing but an unrepentant idiot whose idiocracy is factory fitted without provision for replacement.

quote author=MarvelJ post=43143856]

Of all the threads opened about the north, how many black people have you noticed?! The fact that you generalise makes you an inffectual buffon.[/quote]

Congratulations op...this will not be your last..


Please don't be like some people (see what I killed in my environment )

Why should u keep the butter where she's going to get it,but wait if dats d last butter to prepare breakfast nko

quote author=xxxtedyxxx post=43123425]OMg...

You walk into the kitchen and you find your child like this...


Playing with your butter.

What Would U do??[/quote]

Apart from emmanuella,most of our Naija comedians are wack and their jokes are very dry

quote author=publicenemy post=43131957]I am sure himself ,his sisters , his mother and father once slept on the floor like this...









Dry joke... I have never found this guy funny.[/quote]

The mods on nairaland are bias and hv been compromised.

quote author=Elosky20 post=43129917]how will nigeria be good, when u are laying your complain via twitter- foreign media company. why nt do it via Nairaland - Naija media company.[/quote]

Lol

Her bos car key
His boss car

Is he by anyway related to ngeneukuwenu cos dat one sef na transgender.

Alot..Alot..all the abokis I have met in lag are all black..I ain't talking about fulanis ooo

henryhemon:
Come on ! How many have you seen for you to generalize?

Lol I fair pass am and mind u I ain't igbo


quote author=goodlifehyd post=43129096]like say you fair pass Buhari or hin be Igbo man?[/quote]

Orisirisi, I no know sey person(not disabled) can have mass service for dem house oooo

How come all abokis dey always black pass charcoal ooo it's the sun and poverty

Op u need to learn on how to use this and these,live and leave,their and there.

Tosyne2much iba oooo...I did not bother checking the poster b4 I conclude sey na u...no worry when baba pmb dey appoint again I go nominate u as the senior special adviser or assistant on sexual matters cos u na oga..


Well my own number 10: I can't be eating rice everytime person must try other delicacies.

11; my partner dey far and conji dey(even if they are just blocks away from each other)

12; trust isdues( I don't know what he/she is doing at the moment)

13; our Muslim brothers will justify that they have the right to marry as many wives has they can

14; they just tried one aphrodisiac and they want to sample it outside so as not too wound dem wive

15; sign of wealth(ppl will see you as a big man)

16; impress friends( my friend will see me as been among)

17; she can play(especially if she's from dat dog eaten state)

18; to cure sickness ( yes some guys blv they can transfer sickness to their partners so they try to get a partner outside..

19; I want a male child(ask our eastern brothers)

20; I need money( that sugar mummy dey pay wella,even if she's gonna use his akamu)

21; relieving stress.. Iya ngozi is going to complain tonight of relaxing after such an hectic day,,baba ngozi has bern working all day also and his own method of relaxing is by sexual means and since he's not getting it inside then he'll surely get it outside so far money is available.

22; this is applicable to some women,since they're not getting money from their partners then they'll get it from baba ngozi from above and their reason's: Brazilian hair,Egyptian whitening cream,tecno fone etc.

Who ask you I'm sure u are from dat sun waeva place cos na una dey fumble pass

quote author=kilode100 post=43122164]At 26, I already had 2 kids and millions in my account.

Not impressed.[/quote]

The one on the left is.. Even if they happen not be her daughter is it a crime to make them look good for her day?

dovelike:
Are those her daughters?

Endtime shoki

quote author=Adaowerri111 post=43090880]Boring shoki, what's the exchange rate for today[/quote]

So when exactly will the election be conclusive?? When apc wins! Nawa ooo

Front according to his ear.

GreatAgb:
Haba bros, my cuteness the relieve a sore eye o. Ask the babes

Op,what's lovely here?

U worwor pass dat man add together with karen ighoquote author=GreatAgb post=43107590]Hehehehe what if he were a cutie like my humble self? what wud ve been her reply [/quote]

She looks like caitlyn abi wetin be that dem kardishian father abi na mother sef

Op send me those heat make I send you this unbearable cold weather abeg...

Op don't eat that yam cos it's forbidden,,, send it to me for purification

Ngeneukwuenu how market Come u no get Internet for fone or no electricity to charge


Ngeneukwuenu ntor hope ur diarrhoea Don go??

She can make fresh hair but she didn't deem it fit to plait her daughters hair... Orisirisi

Please also upload pics for us when;

Ben Bruce was dancing with his wife
When he was chatting with his colleagues
What he did with his wife qhen he got home..

Free?

quote author=Roidatom post=43092627]
You can have it if you like it.
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This bungalow fine no be small

Roidatom:
The first wife fine pass sha.
Me thinks no need for 2 wives.

Op I never see ur second comment before I know u are advertising a product

Ashawo no be work