₦airaland Forum

nkemma54:
Globacom has once again demonstrated its data pedigree in Nigeria by recording the largest percentage of data subscribers in relation to the total number of customers on any network in the country. This was revealed in the Nigerian Communications Commission (NCC) report covering the first three months of year 2017.

And you call it a lie? Where your brain!
They didn't say they are the best, they just said they have the largest subscribers.

I should ask where your brain is, my subscription is prolly a month now, would you resubscribe to a service that doesn't work? 90% Comments agree Glo is full of shyyytttt that's 90% less nairaland subscribers, so yea the publication is fake

chubbygal:
He did fix it and am a happy person now

Not satisfied with your answer, he tore your pocket even more, so what did he do?



All these spere copy and paste Jesus love you people defend your post you no fit

AkupeMBANO:
who told Nigerians they actually recovered any loot. monies they keep and take selfies with just to rubbish PDP? I hate this government with passion

I sight you


Those who went to prison were also acting and those who returned loots are just ring generous



May shower of sense rain down on you

yaki84:
which one be consistency projects again?

Madridguy abeg epp me.....

For your mind you wan use your elders rub am abi?


People wey get brain go know say na phone change constituency to consistency


You get brain so?

freethesheeple:
lol..bitter truth..When the girl has over 70 boy friend,one dieing will never cause malaria for her..life continues naaa

Girls these days be like charging port, anybody can plug

2saints:
Yeah, you just judged yourself. Is the picture not enough for you? Or will you go about calling the names everywhere you go and expect the culprit to answer you. Don't border again Co by the special grace of God, she has been found by a good samaritan early hours of this morning. Ife is safe

I understand your bitterness, however don't transfer your aggression to me, no be me do you



Even if I didn't include : maid's name, her picture your street or area could help track her down , and saying name won't work, of we see someone who looks like and call ife but kid did not respond we'd know we have the wrong kid


Also if it's metaphysical search, you'll need a name


But like I said don't transfer aggression to me, stress causes confusion so I understand, I'm happy ife is safe, what about the maid though

OMO YORUBA to pe lodo agba


Took my time to like and retweet

We have to act, prayers won't solve everything even bible said prayer without work is zero

Cultists and a bunkerer


Na you do you


I used my last RIP yesterday I ain't got non

I smell lies



First of all 17 years old has suffered? 35 year old female graduates dey Nigeria dey do shoemaker


Secondly by yourself without duress, knowing fully well you have no educational qualifications, probably speak poor English agreed to pay £25,000 after getting to Europe



Thirdly your Nigerian friends living in Edo/Benin city advised you to go to Europe, dem no like Europe?


Fourth they threatened to curse you so you'll get deported, but you didn't like to be deported?


Conclusion this is a fake sob story


The plan was to get to Europe, stay there, become a prostytute and become like madam


Edo/Benin is famous for Italian connection and that was the plan


So gerrarahia meeeen fruckkkkkkk that shyyytttt

See thrm


"finally our man is out"


In other thread they shouting recession like they calling God's name


Tufiakwa awon smellos

chubbygal:
I took my cloth to my tailor and asked him to fix the little opening near the pocket.

The man turned the cloth inside out and then began to TEAR the pocket with his hands... Hah! I was like, "I said you should sew, not tear".

So I shouted, 'You are tearing my cloth o'.But he replied "I KNOW".

Those two words sank into me like a heavy stone sinks in water. I couldn't talk again.

He's the tailor, and I'm just a customer. Even though I couldn't relate tearing with sewing but the Tailor says "I KNOW".

God is saying, 'I KNOW'.

He hears your complaints.

Father i need a job, its been long i left school.... "I KNOW"

Father, My fiancee just left me... 'I KNOW'.

I have no money to pay for my rent... 'I KNOW'

I have no money to cater for my needs... 'I KNOW'

I am waiting to have children....I KNOW

I need a husband....I know

I can't pay school fees.....I know

I just lost my job and i have a family.... "I KNOW"

So many times when the Lord is fixing us, He starts by 'tearing' us. Tearing our confidence in ourselves, Tearing all our philosophies, Tearing our pride and fake humility, Tearing the things we call dear and giving us the truly dear things.

The only thing necessary is wisdom. Wisdom to know when it is the Lord and when it isn't the Lord. The devil tears to KILL, God tears to FIX. God tears the old to give you the new.

God's tearing fire only refines His own. God's tearing approaches only yields the peaceable fruit of Righteousness.

So in reality, God tears no man, He only makes. We call it TEARING, He calls it MAKING. We call it BREAKING, He calls it BUILDING. He knows you have need even before you ask. That's why when we complain... He responds thus: 'I KNOW'.

For I KNOW the thoughts that I think toward you, saith the LORD, thoughts of peace, and not of evil, to give you an expected end.
-JEREMIAH 29:11

You will soon share your testimony as God lives.............

So how did the tailor fix your pocket?

WhiZTiM:
hmm @OP... You don't just blog or report numbers, add some charts, some graphs, some visual representation of those numbers.....

No matter how small and insignificant your data may be, it's faster, easier and more convenient to understand charts...

...at least for the learned ones.

This will set you apart, and give you a good reputation from other (mostly cheap) bloggers.

Statistics student spotted

kayceeD2:
Add me for data share
So it wouldn't waste
08059808568

Teach me the process I'll add you besides I left it in my digifone broadband modem since its useless

If only youths will harness this

Even me I'm planning to plant yam, maize, melon, tomatoes, pepper and beans on half plot , I have a dog it always pursues goats from my compound, I feel like my crops will be safe


All I ask of nairalanders is do the same, force your neighbors to chain their goats every piece of land is useful if we all have all those crops listed above


Farm thieves will get tired, bad Belle neighbors will shurrup, everything will be cheap


Lower demand for food items price automatically falls


Buhari can not control market forces but you can do it


All it takes is 2500 or less in investment


1500 for clearing, 500 for stumps and 500 for seeds

Or

Rent manual herbicide sprayer 300, one tin of herbicide is 500 at most, spray it yourself for 300 that's if you want energy drink I'll suggest blue bullet cos it gives you wings and 500 for seeds
That's 1600


Like I said it's not rocket science

azimibraun:
Bros!!! See your MTN ID card wey my younger brother help you pick o! Abi you no dey work dia again?

Change the passport on the ID card, go use am work




I dash you

Mr GEJ who you epp?

dodelight:
Though one is not certain of the details of that motion, but in my opinion the federal government should be made accountable if they won't choose accountability themselves. Or who is afraid of accountability?

FG/Presidency should be held accountable? FG that earmarked #550B for consistuency projects and released money




Na FG spend am?

AkupeMBANO:
who told Nigerians they actually recovered any loot. monies they keep and take selfies with just to rubbish PDP? I hate this government with passion

I sight you


Those who went to prison were also acting and those who returned loots are just ring generous



May shower of sense rain down on you



Smellos of life

This Dan banza shege mutum is now forming coach from bench, 5 year all you did was release money, approve fraud, endorse corruption , now it's paining you that NDDC didn't perform Bros you collect Masters degree for stupidity

omenkaLives:
When people with brains are talking, this airhead too would raise his voice.

Smh.

And some people with altered brains will come and foam in the mouth about how their son of the soil is the best of the bests

Says three Commander in Thief of all Failures



Bros you nor get shame?

You can't just join Nollywood


It's impossicant



And no, Nnamdi could not have filmed this movie, he was released just 2 weeks or so

Also he's not supposed to be in gathering of more than 10 people


But I agree that with his permission, and his percentage already negotiated nnamdi is planning to scam more gullible people

No description for maid

No description or name for colleague's daughter




Sitting on a long thing.. But please call me insensitive



Idgaf



This is reality check

Please take morning medication

Just approve and implement immediately


. But even so. Some good for nothing ediots will still claim this government hasn't done anything for them



Crude oil still sells at $50/barrel , yet some piece of shyyytttt from okeotu sold at 150 but didn't raise the wage


Hypocrites

Psst


They weren't trying, they removed it and that's all that matters


Trash belongs to trash bin


Biafraudian flag belongs to the trash

Ffk holds the international award in being an idiot,

Fayose is following behind



But these too waste of semen have suddenly lying become some people's heroes


So who am I to judge?

Osinbanjo, if you want Nigerians to foh for you, don't waste time on panel



Reduce Senate allocation, they'll only grumble and keep Kwayet


Increase minimum wage to 56k and implement it immediately




Come and see how redeemed church go dey full

This one weak me


If it occurred in Nigeria I'd have something to say but I don't understand South Africans

A man of integrity has spoken



Even bible says prayer without work is zero ( not in those exact words though)

I'd have said "na dem, Nna pipu" but I will intentionally retract that statement



How would you marry someone for years , have children and you'll just realize she's a lesbian?


My brother you are sitting on a long thing, although I've said earlier today that women = money loving, pretending cunts

But I think Bros is being played another man is ramming his wife's ahole and they are sending pictures to disgust Bros