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Hehehhehehheheh,this is so funny.

9jakohai:
Meanwhile ......at the Temple of Mavrodi, somewhere in Nigeria..Prophet Mavrodious and his boss High Priest Guider no 1 are trying to revive the flagging faith of their follo..sorry downlines....


PROPHET MAVRODIUS: Mavordi be praised!

MAVRO ZOMBIES: All Praise to Mavordi.!

PROPHET MAVRODIUS: Do not fear Mavordians, for our god Mavordi has spoken. He has told us his prophets that we his servants must PH more to GH more. Hail to Mavrodi!

MAVRO ZOMBIES: All Praise to Mavordi!

PROPHET MAVRODIOUS: Our god Mavrodi said so in the book of Sergey ch 3 vs 5 that we must count it all joy when our mavors are frozen, and our payments are not coming, for the testing of your faith in Mavro will produce joy in the afterlife with millions of Mavro and Naira. All hail to Mavrodi

MAVRO ZOMBIES: All hail the Great Mavrodi

PROPHET MAVORDIOUS: But as a sign that our god Mavordi still cares for us, he has given us a gift of N31000 as the Blessed Maximum. So, even though you PH N1million, thou shalt only get N30000, But as our god Mavrodi has said...the testing of our faith in him is a blessing indeed. Glory to Mavrodi

MAVRO ZOMBIES: All hail the Great Mavrodi.

PROPHET MAVORDIOUS.: So do not be discouraged , O Mavrodians....for thy faith's reward is at hand. Yes....you did not recieve of the Blessed Mavro in December, and even though ye do not recieve the belssed gift in January....have no fear. For our Mavrodi is using this fire to sift out the weeds from the wheat...and even now...thou shalt soon be rewarded for thy faith in Mavrodi. Praise be to his name

MAVRO ZOMBIES: All hail Mavrodi.

HIGH BISHOP GUIDER NO1: Let us pray.

Our Mavordi, who art in Moscow
Hallowed be thy name
Thy Mavros come
Thy will be done in our bank accounts
As it is in thy Mavro.
Give us this day
Bountiful Mavro
And forgive us our lack of faith
Even as we wait for thy blessings of Mavro in patience
Lead us not into the tempter's hand
But deliver us from the Media, Nairaland and the Government.
For thine is the Blessed Mavro
And the Divine and Exalted Dollar
For ever and ever, till the world ends 5billion years from now.
All hail Mavro.




(Keep on waiting for them mavro and GH that will never come )

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Nice one @ Op

Team oyo all d way.

Pls ooh NYSC portal is no longer showing dat d call-up letter is no longer available,are u guys sure dat d call-up letter is nt yet out?

I just heard from someone dat it's nw 2moro no longer 2day,pls how true is it?

Beedemi247:
maybe yours isnt yet uploaded.. keep hoping and checking

Bt have u checked urs?

And e be lyk say d woman carry Belle sef! D pastor don chop apple from garden of eden b4 tym.