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al does pple wey dey sell bread for road i fear them....ws in a bus arund onitsha a lady jst shouted... we then realised da ha necklace v been draged from ha neck... as for me #teamnokiatouch#

englishmart:
a friend of mine (girl) and I were chatting on Facebook. She told Me she's very sick.

Me. Ehya sorry o. What's wrong with you?

She... It's fever o...

Me.....Chai sorry eh! Hope you've taken your drugs?

She .....
Not yet, but, pls. Can do me a favour?
What favour?
Can you send me MTN card #1500?

Me...... Eeeeeeeeediot! Shey you wan recharge the fever?

she wud sell d recharge card nd use d moni to buy d drugs.

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smile,lips

did u pass ur jamb da shud b a no if nt u wud v oda tins to tink of

Dreyl:
it's the smell,i can even smell it from 30miles.

hmmm.... so ur sayin gals do smell wen on their period well u got a good sensitive nostril to b able to perceive it.

CoolHunk:
Is it weird that I can smell period on women? I don't know how I do it, I have a very keen sense of smell though. Not pleasant for me. Naah...

r u sure iz d smell or d noise of d pad

Cikoloko:
u are awesomely and beautifully created make we see for back yard nw puhlease

tnks i dey wait u.

Cikoloko:
jvera

yeap

Scamfender:
. I think that's the point. Maybe unless two of you are under a non-written arrangement to always pay for the person, for example a quite buoyant boyfriend and an average income girlfriend.
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Although there was this lady I knew back then. She was older than me so whenever we entered a bus together, she always wanted to pay. Even before we sit comfrotably, she would have brought out her purse and brought out money for two. I started feeling errm, in a way, so it bacame a race for who would bring out money to pay first. Although, most times, I lost, on purpose . But atleast she knew that I attempted to pay once in a while.

lol no b small race yeaa v cin in sum cases d gal stylishly gives d guy d moni to pay.

is a mata of choice after all before d person entered d bus didnt kno they wud meet u so everybdy shud park well cos from ur write shows d person is jst a casual frnd except oda wise bt if u wnt to b a gentleman u can go ahead.

if he gives u one can u maintain no b d one u go dey ask am money for fuel

story for d Gods sound so so fake afta prayin u got intimate God supose flog una two dere mtchewww..... its obvious dat is nt d first time ur been unfaithful to ur finance wit ha for u to kno ha fadas haus meaning is a regular tin men shaaa God is watchin u on 3D well mayb u shud fake a travel

take bathe together hell no anytin can hapen

for me cnt pick ma bfs call except m familiar wit d caller cs wnt like one to pick mine.

no 15 so annoying v a cousin who is so fond of dat.

no 15 so annoying

kenex4ever:
na only africa ur perf dey smell?

africa small d world in general

kenex4ever:
na only africa ur perf dey smell?

africa small d world

perfect exmple of no 3

ma perf dey smell for africa bt e no dey kill dnt do annoyin tins .

kiss nd cry so weird cud b tears of joy mayb ur d 1st guy to kiss ha well only she wud give an ansa y she does dat

kiss nd cry so weird only she wud give an ansa y she does dat

eye pencil nd lipgloss

yul edochie,august alsina

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Ukutsgp:
what else do u need? Tell me.

questn for d Gods...

pics or adntbliv no b hndsumness we won chop

dis club 10 hw dey go dey charge 30k per sec,#9 for sms who snd me migrate ooo awoof dey run belle. plss who knows oda code for oda packages.

JoshuaKay:
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tanks it worked