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Nairaland / General / Re: How To Turn Your Photo Into A Cartoon Using Your Android Phone by kaclark: 2:23am On Jul 28, 2017
Just trace some part like
Religion / Re: HE SAVED ME -spoken Word Poetry Lyrics by kaclark: 3:12am On Jun 15, 2017
by kaceynwafor
Religion / HE SAVED ME -spoken Word Poetry Lyrics by kaclark: 3:11am On Jun 15, 2017
I stood before life jury
As I watched my life story played before me
Of a truth, I didn't use my talent to Gods glory
And now my life was a bad story.
I couldn't help but feel sorry for the history of the mystery that surrounded the misery that engulfed me....
For sixteen years,I have lived in the city of deceit
And danced to the beat of sin.
My home provided serenity to my partners in iniquity
My mind was a factory of ungodly imagination s....
My hands were tools of ungodly inventions......
My phone propagated my sinful intentions
And my laptop aided in my pollution
{LYRICS IS INCOMPLETE}
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.................Watch Video to hear and read complete lyrics


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeTji9CXmIw
Religion / "Stay Up" ( Kaceynwafor spoken Word lyrics gospel by kaclark: 1:55am On Jun 01, 2017
Going up and staying up
What do people fear
Most people are not afraid of going up,infact it's their wish
But many are afraid of staying up and I guess it is because of the hardworking it entails.
Most First class students, salesman and straight A high school students are not afraid of getting A's or sales
But the fear they are afraid to hear is the fear of losing an A or a customer.
My apologies, but I once Wondered why the big show was one of the weakest wrestler in WwE
And then I discovered that he was weak because when he goes down he stays down
Life is stratified, like a staircase it is full of steps some you just step over and some you have to leap over.
Life can get so unfriendly and like gravity it tries to pull all our activities and keep us down
But great men are those men who went into the den of struggles
Ran through the wind of life troubles
And jumped when life set a bump in the way.
Most great men never had great beginning but great ending.
Because the obstacles didn't stop them it made stronger.
While abnormal people do great feats is because they learn to Adjust the Beauty of their Normality
A-B-NORMAL
--It sucks to be normal-----

So what I am saying is that
Great men saw hope when there was no chance to cope
Great men saw hope when life pushed them down the slope
Jesus was rejected by his people
David was forgotten by his parents
Dorniden fell 200m away from the finish line but still came first in the race
Ben Carson flunked and flunked till he became a flunk
Thomas Edison failed so many times
Einstein was never a good student
So where is the hope,
the hope is in the God who shed his blood on the cross
To stop the devil from being a boss in our lives
The hope is in the one who;
Turned an angry killer like moses to a dedicated leader
Turned a useless harlot like Magdalene to God's greatest zealot
Turned an unholy jephtah to a Godly chieftain
Turned an adulterer like David to a worshipper.
.So I believe in that hope,Yeah I DO
So I don't care if you keep failing and falling
Just know no one's counting
I don't care if you keep stumbling
Just know no one cares,they only care when you celebrate and jubilate
STAY UP
Because on the ground they are MICE,LICE and FLEAS
That will only make you rust and try to wear and tear your future.
STAY UP
He sent his son down that we may go up
He saved us from our sentence
By sending his son to take our place
That in his place we may have grace and be saved from disgrace.
God can still raise you up even if you've lost the top
God can give you a name even if you are a maid
God can restore your dignity even if you've lost your virginity
God can still give you hope even if you are doped
You can still be exalted even if you have aborted
God can give why don't you receive.
PEACe.

YouTube link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDuD3p9Vr6k
Education / Diary Of A Nigerian Kid-a 2017 Jambite Story by kaclark: 12:43am On Apr 10, 2017
Dear diary, there is a popular saying that every Nigerian has tasted enough hell and so should have a free entry into heaven. That may be untrue but as you know in every untrue word there is an electron or atom of truth.
I had to register for JAMB in 2017 because despite my high score in 2016 JAMB 2016 and my clean WAEC result.I was still treated like an idiot by a prestigious university in the south eastern part of Nigeria. That was a sad story since it was one of my first taste of corruption. So,I,Richard Benson (real name withheld) have decided to let old experience become history. The 2017 JAMB registration started on March 20 and I got the details a bit late. My guys who were in cash did their registration quickly and they came back with stories. One of my best pals, Sanchezy, Came home successful after two weeks of Trials without success and he slept off like if he had been awake for weeks or as if he fought in world war two.I boasted to my friends that I would get the money and register in one day but they laughed at me and looked at me like a fool who was building castles in the air.
Monday,3rd April,Came and I got my money which was just enough to pay for my jamb stuff and after convincing my mom,We(both of us) agreed to go on Tuesday (4th April).Now don't get me wrong! My Mon just followed me for companionship sake and nothing else. We left as early as 8am to Unity Bank which was opposite Presidential hotel,Port Harcourt. I allowed my mom to relax while I paid for my pin and after we left for the JAMB zonal office. In my mind,I imagined JAMB office to be a big green building possibly a duplex with the word JAMB sculptured on it.When we got there what greeted me was a long queue. I quickly joined the queue and got acquainted with the boy in front of me.My queue moved a bit fast and then I noticed different kinds of people ranging from Christians to Muslims, Handsome to Ugly,Voluptuous divas to lepacious Cinderellas, Never mind dressers to ward robe time wasters,Youthful school leavers to old time experienced jambites. They were all there and I was somehow in the middle of this catholic. I was trying to be a gentlemanWhen a young man chanced upon me and got into the gate just before I was stopped by a civil defence corp stopped me.you could imagine.those in the queue envisioned that entering the gate was a sign of answered prayers and you could imagine me disgust when that guy chanced upon me.I waited another fifteen minutes and during that period, I realized that there was no gentleman in JAMB.Also,during that time,people cracked Jokes which were not necessary, cursed,pushed and young rouges used that opportunity to steal and touch people in an absurd/unholy way.In our minds entering the gate was our only goal.The next time the gate was opened I pushed hard,bringing out every single atom of thug life in me and in no time,I was in.
When I got in,it was as if I was playing a game,to me it was a huge LEVEL 1 - COMPLETED but my joy was immediately turned into disappointment when I saw the so called JAMB office. It was far below what I imagined.it had a large compound with scattered building and then the main building had broken windows, broken ceilings boards and a leaking roof as if the building was used as a hideout during the Nigeria-Biafra Civil war. My mom who was outside got tired of waiting and after passing some money through the fence she went home leaving me to taste maturity. I quickly bought my book and the JAMB CD and then sprinted to the line to begin another struggle for thumb printing. From my line,I noticed the JAMB office was below standard, short staffed, disorganised with a relatively small number of computer that would not be enough to register a local government Area.I was waiting and praying for my turn to reach when a man walked in with his daughter and before long they were attended to, many came in with members of the armed forces and they were given immediate attention. Then I got the beat,it was very simple"Big man,fast registration"those who came with well to do dads were given prompt attention after something changed hands.Those who came with soldiers, police or any uniformed personnel were treated like an ambassador even a half cast was given immediate attention.
Some students/jambites started chanting ""corruption!!"" But that did not change anything neither did it help matters. The most painful part was around 5pm when a girl who came late and was stuck outside the gate saw her uncle/family friend/whatever who was a JAMB official through the iron fence and after she managed to draw his attention ,the same man(name and dressing withheld) came out of the gate and before my very eyes,she was in the premises and before I could say Jack,she was done. This was corruption without margin. So jambites lost hope and started socializing,numbers changed phone set. I felt like an idiot when I saw adults (JAMB officials) taking bribe from kids(JAMBITES). It was appalling. After everything,truancy set in and we were chased out of the premises and even pepper-sprayed at one point when the same crime committer started banging the gate.I walked home like an old soldier on wobbly feet and a broken spirit ,by 8:10pm,I reached home with an uncompleted registration. I couldn't tell my siblings stories, I ate,took a bath and before I could spell "on" I slept off.I never got back to normal until after twelve hours.of a truth,JAMB registration is worse than NDA training.

Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Easiest Method In Turning Any Photo To A Cartoon Using Photoshop by kaclark: 1:50am On Dec 10, 2016
[quote author=cybercheatex post=40156355]There are 3 main softwares i know to be capable of
doing this job, and they are as follows:

*Photoshop
*Corel Draw
*Adobe Illustrator
*and also you need your hands to be steady.

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you forgot.
PicsArt
autodesk.
https://keneval./2016/12/07/how-to-cartoon-a-photo-using-an-andriod-phone-step-by-step-procedure/
Nairaland / General / Re: Make Cartoon Of Your Picture by kaclark: 1:48am On Dec 10, 2016
tutorials here, simpler,cheap become your own boss. https://keneval./2016/12/07/how-to-cartoon-a-photo-using-an-andriod-phone-step-by-step-procedure/



this is my proof.I did dat cartoon

Phones / Re: How To Turn Your Photo To Cartoon Using Your Android Phone by kaclark: 1:40am On Dec 10, 2016
kcee247:
Guys this thing is real... I saw the comments thants why I joined the site.... I'm a pro of autodesk sketchbook. Contact me on WhatsApp with 07038450451 or 2go with kcboy247
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simpler, kacey too. https://keneval./2016/12/07/how-to-cartoon-a-photo-using-an-andriod-phone-step-by-step-procedure/

Nairaland / General / Re: How To Turn Your Photo Into A Cartoon Using Your Android Phone by kaclark: 1:38am On Dec 10, 2016
nice post,really helpful.I came out with this,with little help sha.
https://keneval./2016/12/07/how-to-cartoon-a-photo-using-an-andriod-phone-step-by-step-procedure/

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Education / Re: 2016 Essay Competition by kaclark: 9:15pm On Oct 08, 2016
gwpl:
This Year 2016 Essay Competition Topic Is
“SAVING FOR THE FUTURE” (Super Hero)

“Project your image, save for the future” is a competition, which focus on secondary school /college students in Nigeria. The competition purpose is to encourage young citizens to get familiar with the health, environment and social status of the country, to search for relevant information, write a joint essay, make an essay presentation, draw conclusions and submit a completed entry to the website.

While preparing entries to the competition, the participating students are expected to acquire and consolidate skills of searching, classifying, categorizing, summarizing information and decision making on the essay’s structure, style and presentation.

Before taking part in the competitions, participants are advised to check the online resources on Globe Watch Pharm Limited website. Globe Watch Pharm Limited is developed to create awareness and also project the image of our young talents aspiring to be heroes and public figures.

The use of our online resources may help increase the understanding of Globe Watch Pharm Limited related questions and may contribute to improving the quality of the competition entries

The youth competition is organized by GLOBE WATCH PHARM LIMITED to boost the writing and accuracy skill of secondary school/ college
students in Nigeria.
http://www.globewatchpharm.com/youth-project/essay-competition/



yeah, also guys check out dis list of science competition for Nigerian students @
www.keneval.
Education / Re: 2016 Essay Competition by kaclark: 9:12pm On Oct 08, 2016
gwpl:
This Year 2016 Essay Competition Topic Is
“SAVING FOR THE FUTURE” (Super Hero)

“Project your image, save for the future” is a competition, which focus on secondary school /college students in Nigeria. The competition purpose is to encourage young citizens to get familiar with the health, environment and social status of the country, to search for relevant information, write a joint essay, make an essay presentation, draw conclusions and submit a completed entry to the website.

While preparing entries to the competition, the participating students are expected to acquire and consolidate skills of searching, classifying, categorizing, summarizing information and decision making on the essay’s structure, style and presentation.

Before taking part in the competitions, participants are advised to check the online resources on Globe Watch Pharm Limited website. Globe Watch Pharm Limited is developed to create awareness and also project the image of our young talents aspiring to be heroes and public figures.

The use of our online resources may help increase the understanding of Globe Watch Pharm Limited related questions and may contribute to improving the quality of the competition entries

The youth competition is organized by GLOBE WATCH PHARM LIMITED to boost the writing and accuracy skill of secondary school/ college
students in Nigeria.
http://www.globewatchpharm.com/youth-project/essay-competition/



yeah, also guys check out dis list of science competition for Nigerian students
Travel / Re: 12 Types Of People You Meet When Travelling By Bus In Nigeria by kaclark: 2:01am On Oct 05, 2016
greatness22:
So true
even the sleepers,those guys are contagious www.keneval.

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