₦airaland Forum

Truckpusher: Where did you smoke this thing?

no mind me oo, i left the city for village, e get d way e take dey affect my brain somehow somehow, gerrit?

Just had one blind date back in 2007, my cousin called her wit my fone, they were church mates. She called back i was rude at her but later calmed down while we chatted.
MTN blessed the relationship by introducing night calls.
She told me the opposie of what she was: she said she was dark, ugly, lanky, k-leg. But a spirit told me to hold-on tight
then i was smallish, skinny and ok facially
i travelled all d way from enugu to amichi in anambra to meet dis babe. Based on the profile she gave, i went with so much confidence to chop and clean mouth.
When i got to the spot she told me to wait for her, she sent her maid to come check me out, the babe fine die, she just asked if i was waiting for someone and i said yes then she left
after 5 minutes i saw the most beautiful girl iav ever seen in nigeria approach me and i prayed seriously that she shouldnt be d one cause i was already scared and shy.
But to God be the glory she was She. She loved me so much cause i made laugh always, she didnt care about my money not until she left anambra for unilag then Abuja.

Last bullet; a female musician who behaves like a dude is presently dating her

RIP dude

Dayuum, its going down hardcore up in here, nigerians are funny people. I wish d government was nice to us here would have bin an heaven. God bless nigerian, God bless nairaland, God bless Kagari

Freiburger: You 're wrong this is how we say it, ''No be God?''

ma mhen na God ooo, make i help u fear God though

Freiburger: What has God got to do with this?

its a funny 9ja phrase, meaning somone doesnt realy believe somthing or someone for jokes sake innit, so dude chill we just coolin off

[quote author=Mynd_44]Sorry, I miss road[/quote]road still dey front;lolz

Freiburger: Yeah, its the new trend.

dude make u dey fear God na

SniperInADiaper: Save soup for me

nawa ooo, i b tell u make u dey do this longer-throat codedly, now everybody don know; lolz

Am i seeing things, people are actually commenting on my thread.

Iam gonna eat egusi soup 2night 2 mark dis great feet

Is this thread bin neglected on purpose or it just doesnt have the spark?

mhen i give up on my thread

Abu is a legend

am not snitchin on nobody so lets row it down low

who do u think makes threads fun to view

Is it my intuition or is Abu Mikey trying to be relevant on romance section?

Mehn dis ish is going down hardcore

@spongibabe

There is a difference between fun and funny. Popoowa leaves smiles atimes on peoples faces wen she posts on thread. She keeps threads alive.

I got a few names

Yuzedo: perfect mix of stupidity and intelligence

Mr Cork: cant describe him, he is just e-funny

190: funny in a 9ja way

andyblaze; Mr cork wannabe, but d kid is cool though. Has d record for d most stupid threads on nairaland

bin gbagbo: so much misses dat dudes stupidity online

popoowa: typical funny 9ja princess

born-2-f.uck: dude is cool

xynerise: dudes as strange as his name

onila; on a different world of her own, i wish i could get hold of what she takes. I like her though

this monikers makes me come on nairaland always, thumbs up

I totally relate with the Op

it has to do with your first relationship.

OP mine is worst cause i do advice my girlfriends if i dont satisfy u financially, hook-up with someone that would but always let me know them.

Girls do think i am weird, one even said i freak her out with my attitude, she is my Ex but we still bang to tomrrow.

But funny enoughi am still friends with all my Ex's, the married and single one's, those in the country and outside. Except my first girfriend

so my friend it all has to do with your first relationship

You guys are still @ d learning stage,

when girls start demanding monthly allowance like mine make una tell me

i just dont gerrit wit dis girls, what do they see when they see

I sweari gad, if not for Cork and 190, romance section would be as dry as mo'fo hell

Yo dude, at this time i think you need Jesus

What people dont really understand is that we have our different opinions, b it as a kid, adult or granny

@op it works like magic

2 add one more for the brothers, tell a female friend who feels she is 2 sexy or pretty and does you a favor by talking 2 u or dating u about another pretty girl and sexy girl without any reference to her person. She gives u either of this replies
(1) how is that my business
(2) or she keeps pestering u to invite the other girl so she can access

but either ways her saussy attitude would really drop around u

I would do it only if she has neva messed ( fart ) on the pants,

as for the bra, washin it is very confusing. I did it once but wont do it again

But 190 dey try sha, but i feel he is gay

1 gone and 2 to go. Thank you all you who belived in kajo motors

From my point of menta vision, i see 3 things here

(1) she is cheating on u with a guy
(2) she is cheating on u with a girl
(3) she is not cheating on u

the first one is out of the question for the following reasons
(1) she would have left u to swim in ur ignorance if text belonged 2 some otger guy
(2) a typical 9ja girl wont compliment ur dress but rather ur dressing which comprises of your shirt, trouser and prob shoe
(3) she might shy in expressing herself romanticlly, probably dat was her own styl to compliment u

if she is cheating on u with a girl, man-up and start doing the right things. Dont ask me what u shouls do she is ur girlfriend not mine, again to make things smooth u could also opt to kill the girl she is cheating on u with.

Lastly if she isnt cheating thanks be to God and also confirm her nationality if she is truelly nigerian

@ op i totally relate with

i started out been the last 2 b noticed when i am always with my friends in school

i have this 2 big rabbit-like teeths, so i was called big teeths in yoruba even by my friends

the first girl i eva asked out in my jss1 left me for my best friend

i was as dirty as hell in my junoir secondary (boarding), so i was so popularly avoided by my classmates.

But in life i got to understand something, (1) be knowlegeable (2) be bold (3) always b at the fore front whereever u find urself (4) try and make people and even ur enemy smile always. I tell u, u wud come back telling us u are tired of friends

like some said begin ur practice at home, call for night prayers or family discussion, get into church or social groups positive ones though, and lastly try and have a girl friend who really loves u if she is even 17 or 18

what more can i say