₦airaland Forum

bookson:
This is so that they can collect their COVID-19 loan from beneficiaries who ran to those banks to evade automatic deductions...

This government is crafty for their own good.

No hiding place for the poor masses who thought those loans were free palliatives from the government

This is true.

RollinTNDA:
You call a girl to come your house Sunday
Before she comes
You ask her 4 times if she is on her period
She says NOOOO.

She comes to your house
Una dey lie down for bed dey kiss and romance
You try to bleep, she say no let us go out to club have fun then at night we come back home and bleep till morning.

You take her out and the whole time it's a vibe

After drinking 2 cans of desperado
After eating 9k roasted fish pepper potato
After eating 3k suya
Plus 2 hollandia 2.5k each for takeaway
Then 3 life beer for yourself

You plan to take her to the home that night and give her all the positions in the world.

Only for her to take excuse to go toilet
Then comes back with sad face

After I ask her why she frown face
She say she just notice blood while peeing
That means her period just started

As a Guy man
What will you do. Please I have 30 mins to decide

Apologize for asking her for sex. Make peace and allow her feel comfortable.

Take her out again, order for stuffs, enjoy your self, tell her you wan go piss.

Small winnings

LordIsaac:
Buy a gas cylinder for her...that's wisdom! Leave charcoal alone.

Didn't you read where he said the gas finishes on time?

okomile:
Don't go where Dem no call u

Most Nigerians no dey send this oo

MaziObinnaokija:
make I take 1 eye dey look ECOBANK .

GTB nah steady THIEF this one kuku be.I dnt knw what dem dey charge 1760 whatever do ?

EcoBank dey under National.
I don't know why the OP removed EcoBank

Marry women wey dey open nyash for BigoLive, TikTok and do runs.


I pity men wey dey marry cuz na retired olosho you go put for house

Bikes still dey run for Kano?

I can't remember the last time I saw a bike in Enugu metropolis.

Seeplusplus:
This man is not even a heavyweight politician but he's been making noise about his deflection going to a month now.

Can't he just defect in peace and let people hear word?

He might be the governor but Kwankwaso is the ace.

Muslims are tired of being called terrorists.
So they came up with Christtian Militia

grandstar:
That money is chicken feed.

It's about 13.5m in Naira.

Your brain dey malfunction. Better order for a new one from Temu or AliExpress

I sometimes like women. They are bold with irrational standards which they don't have.

This is pure evil from the fat man

saintneo:
Kanu cannot play in a 4-3-3 formation as a winger; he is best suited as an RCF, maybe as an out and out CF but not ST. Yekini and Osihmen can play together in a 4-4-2 not in 4-3-3. What happened to having wingers like Amuneke, Siasia, Tijani, Finidi and Obafemi Martins?

In the midfield, playing Mikel as a single pivot cannot work in either 4-3-3 or 4-4-2; it's best to play Mikel and Oliseh as a double pivot in 4-3-3 or 4-5-1. Okocha, yes can always be in the AM position. Daniel Amokachi, Mutiu Adepoju, Ndidi, Okocha Snr are honourablke mentions.

In the defence, where is Uche Okechukwu? Keshi and Okechukwu as CBs would work. Babayaro and Taiwo as RB and LB respectively. Not forgetting Yobo, Uche Okafor, Ben Iroha.

Victor Enyema is undisputable!

I like this

She is too ugly & might not even have good character sef. ☹️

The man should be happy.

Your brother is bold &;smart man who doesn't tolerate any form of manipulation & disrespect.

Blood is blood....he knows if he dares, she gon fvck him up legally.

The wife should grow more sense or remarry.


People might hate your brother but I love him.

JobAndVacancies:
you didn't add sporting Lisbon to your ticket?

No.

I was a bit skeptical, when I picked Juventus.

PAOK

BuhBye:
Yea looks like Nipost.

Thank you.

LagosOrigin:
Joshua should be arrested for being so stingy to himself .

This is a boxer worth over a $100 million but stingy to rent a helicopter 🚁 that will fly him to wherever it is that he went to .

Go make your money and spend it how you want.


Goat!

FatimaAbubakar:
There's a report that Sheikh Gumi has deleted all his posts online against Donald Trump and the United States of America. Does this have something to do with the arrest of the Venezuelan president?

We're waiting for more details.

You too like this Gumi man.

Sonofgod1990:
Na only over 1 normally carry

Okay.. just cash out.

E no bad

Sonofgod1990:
Greediness fit make me lose dis change

How many odds you dey book?

Good evening, fellas?

How long does it take to receive an item from China Post?


My tracking number is RG********CN. Am I picking it at NIPOST or..?

Gov Caleb Wu-Tang



Happy New Year people!

Chucks13:
And we have that Califonium plenty in Borno infact the largest deposits in the world.

I don't know where you guys got the news or idea from. Californium is a synthetic radioactive element. It doesn't occur naturally like gold, tin, lead, arsenic, copper etc

Tunmise40:
I think there's californium in borno. One of the main reason for the insurgency there

There is no Californium in Borno state. It is a man made

Gumi you are stupid.

I support more airstrikes on Islamic terrorists.

ahamonyeka:
no am not we are just dating and am afraid if it happens she won't like to abort it am very sure of that and am really ready for it now and I don't like using condom for sex cos I will not enjoy it .I might got to a point and pull off the condom just to risk it which I don't want to do.

Make sure you a visit hiv department of a teaching hospital or FMC, so that u can see sweet ladies wey dey come collect HIV drugs.

RaptorX:
She haf started moving with the bad gangs and they have indoctrinated her. Esther why na.

Wetin that mark on her chin mean? I dey see some girls with am

What's the meaning of that line on her chin?

I have seen some girls from the Western part of the country with such markings.

Roasted plantain with beans and utazi.

I miss Enugu state!

There is a lot of things wrong with this Islamic government. They like lies but denial when you catch them