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Nairaland / General / Re: From Friendly To Fiery: The Surprising Transformation Of Nigerian Bus Conductors by Kalatium(m): 2:56pm On Sep 13
budaatum:


You must be talking about some conductors in some village somewhere and you haven't travelled much.

Can someone tell this individual what conductors in cities like Lagos and Ibadan are like please.


Hmmmmmmm that's very condescending.
Nairaland / General / From Friendly To Fiery: The Surprising Transformation Of Nigerian Bus Conductors by Kalatium(m): 3:41pm On Aug 23
In Nigeria, bus conductors are known for their exceptional kindness and respectfulness before you board their bus. They greet you with friendly titles like "Oga," "Sir," "Madam," "Senior Man," "Suwa Kawo?" or "Aunty Sabo Express?" Their initial demeanor is nothing short of warm and accommodating.

They seem willing to go above and beyond, even putting their own safety at risk to assist you. Whether it’s helping you cross the road or carrying your heavy luggage, they do so with a smile and often crack jokes to brighten your day.

However, this amiable attitude can undergo a dramatic transformation once you actually board the bus. It’s as if a switch flips, and the once-cheerful conductor becomes a completely different person.

The courteous gestures and friendly demeanor give way to rudeness and disrespect. Suddenly, the conductor who was once helping you navigate the streets is now raising his voice, demanding, "Me yasa baka fada min cewa ba ka da canji ba?" If you dare to argue or protest, you might find yourself on the receiving end of harsh insults directed at you and even your entire lineage.

This stark shift can be quite jarring. The conductor who previously showed great care and concern for your well-being now resorts to cursing and, in some cases, even threats of violence. It’s as though the very person who was once your protector has become your adversary. This transformation is so startling that it makes one wonder if the bus ride is worth it at all.

Have you ever experienced such a dramatic change in behavior from a bus conductor? How did you handle the situation, and what was your reaction?

Nflpmod seun myndd44

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Computers / Re: Why Is My Laptop Showing Me This And What Is The Solution? (Photo) by Kalatium(m): 10:05pm On Aug 18
cyberstarr:

Window's "blue screen of death."
This is usually caused by a faulty driver. Usually occurs after upgrading the OS, especially after upgrading a Windows 7 PC to Windows 10, and then some drivers start to misbehave due to compatibility issues. The major culprits of this type of issue are usually Nvidia drivers.

The issue can be corrected by updating the drivers or by downgrading to the previous OS version from which an upgrade had been performed.

You are making sense than the others
Computers / Re: Why Is My Laptop Showing Me This And What Is The Solution? (Photo) by Kalatium(m): 10:00pm On Aug 18
pufframmy:
it just happened to my Laptop Minutes Ago it nothing to really worried about,
you just need to restart and the system, it will automatically fix the booting and load the OS itself.
if there is more to it that means you will need a recovery mode to bring it up


Mine was serious o till date. It's doing same thing.
Computers / Re: Why Is My Laptop Showing Me This And What Is The Solution? (Photo) by Kalatium(m): 7:38am On Aug 09
Zlatty69:
The last time you used it did you connect to the internet?

I connected it to my phone's hotspot to send files.
Computers / Re: Why Is My Laptop Showing Me This And What Is The Solution? (Photo) by Kalatium(m): 7:37am On Aug 09
adamma24:


Name of laptop....my guess it is dell laptop...this is their weakness

It's HP laptop
Computers / Re: Why Is My Laptop Showing Me This And What Is The Solution? (Photo) by Kalatium(m): 7:31am On Aug 09
Nwaotu10:
It's called blue screen of death grin
Your hardisk is either faulty or not properly connected.
Understood. What should I do
Computers / Re: Why Is My Laptop Showing Me This And What Is The Solution? (Photo) by Kalatium(m): 7:30am On Aug 09
onotiemoria:
Disable your wifi either on the laptop or the hotspot your laptop usually automatically connects to
The issue is that I can't get pass the booting. Once it's start booting it shows me the blue screen and it never gets pass that so how am I even going to disable the wifi.
Computers / Re: Why Is My Laptop Showing Me This And What Is The Solution? (Photo) by Kalatium(m): 7:26am On Aug 09
Freethinker87:
Try booting to Safe Mode and give me feedback. We can work through it from there.

HOW TO GET TO SAFE MODE

Restart your computer while holding the F8 key.

OR

Keep restarting your computer until you see the ‘Automatic Repair’ screen.


It sometimes shows automatic repair screen but still yet nothing is repaired at the end.
Computers / Re: Why Is My Laptop Showing Me This And What Is The Solution? (Photo) by Kalatium(m): 7:24am On Aug 09
reiddecuti:
Either you installed an app recently before the problem started or a windows update that's hindering it from booting.


Use system restore to restore it.

How do I do that cos I am finding it hard to do anything with the laptop.
Computers / Why Is My Laptop Showing Me This And What Is The Solution? (Photo) by Kalatium(m): 3:43pm On Aug 08
I woke up 2 days ago and noticed my laptop is showing me this. I haven't used it for a week so I am wondering what could have been wrong here.

Today is even the worst. Once it starts booting and it will shut down. It will keep booting and shutting down by itself.

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Jokes Etc / Re: 8 Types Of Men In Nigeria by Kalatium(m): 10:05am On Jun 12
Wealthyonos:
9. THE URHOBO MEN: They have just one wife and no girlfriend. They always love their wife.

I guess you are urhobo abi cheesy
Jokes Etc / 8 Types Of Men In Nigeria by Kalatium(m): 9:52am On Jun 12
Below are the common 8 types of men in Nigeria grin

1. Calabar men: They have 1 wife and 1 girlfriend but they love their wife more .

2. Igala men: They have 1 wife and 1 girlfriend but they love their girlfriend more.

3. Ibibio Men: They have 1 wife and 4 girlfriends but they love their mother most.

4. Igbo Men: They have 1 wife and 2 girlfriends, but they love their daughters most.

5.Yoruba Men: They have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends but they love their neighbors wives.(especially Ibadan Men)

6. Ikwerre men: They have one wife and more than ten girlfriends but they love their females tenants most.

7. Ijaw men: They have more than four wives but only one lives with them, more than fifteen girlfriends but they love and date their friends daughter most

And the best one;

8. Fulani Men: They have 4 wives and 1 girlfriend. But they love their cattle most.

Nobody should argue over this please. wink

You can add yours.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Orders Suspension Of Cybersecurity Levy by Kalatium(m): 7:21am On May 12
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Business / Five Levies Nigerians Now Pay For Electronic Transactions by Kalatium(m): 6:04pm On May 08
Nigerians on social media are lamenting the new levy, which they complain has added to the multiple levies paid for electronic transactions.

There are now a total of five transaction levies paid and the amount deducted on transactions between N1,000 and N1,000,000.


1. Cybersecurity levy

N5 is charged on the transaction of N1,000

N50 is charged on the transaction of N10,000

N500 is charged on the transaction of N100,000

N5,000 is charged on the transaction of N1,000,000

N50,000 is charged on the transaction of N10,000,000


2. Transfer fee

N10 is being charged on the transaction below N5,000

N25 is being charged on the transaction between 5,001 and N50,000

N50 is being charged on transactions above N50,000

3. Stamp duties

N50 is being charged on transactions between N10,000 and N10,000,000

4. Short Messaging Service (SMS)

N4 is being charged on each electronic transfer notification

NB: This is only applicable to customers on eligible electronic transactions. Those who opt for e-mailing services are not charged the same.

5. Value Added Tax

N0.75 is being charged on N10 transfer fee

N1.875 is being charged on the N25 transfer fee

N3.75 is being charged on N50 transfer fee.

SOURCE: https://punchng.com/five-levies-nigerians-pay-for-electronic-transactions/

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Properties / Re: Inside Late Mai Deribe's Gold Marble House In Maiduguri, Borno state Nigeria. by Kalatium(m): 6:13am On May 06
cool

I went there earlier this year. People are really rich in this country.

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Romance / Re: A Scenario In Church Involving A Christian Woman Married To A Non Christian by Kalatium(m): 8:12pm On Apr 29
guobe:
A scenario played out in church involving a Christian woman married to a non Christian man when the woman came to dedicate her new born baby.
The husband was not present in church obviously because he is a non Christian and when the Pastor asked the woman what was the name of the baby ,she mentioned the name and the Pastor told her that it has to be a Christain name and that he was renaming the baby.
I don't think if the woman gets home she will narrate what happened in Church to her husband so as not to cause any chaos in the house.
Intereligious marriages should come out with well spelt out agreements prior to marriages in order to curtail disputes in future.
Just my humble take.

I guess this happened in south west.
Health / Non-communicable Diseases To Dominate Mortality In Africa By 2030 – WHO by Kalatium(m): 6:47pm On Apr 24
The World Health Organization (WHO) has issued a warning, indicating that non-communicable diseases (NCDs) are poised to become the leading cause of mortality in Africa by 2030 unless swift actions are taken by member states.

This cautionary note was delivered by Dr. Matshidiso Moeti, WHO Regional Director for Africa, during the inaugural International Conference on PEN-Plus in Africa (ICPPA 2024), held virtually in Dar es Salaam, Tanzania, on Tuesday.

Co-hosted by the WHO Regional Office for Africa, the Helmsley Charitable Trust, and the United Republic of Tanzania, the conference highlights the urgent need for coordinated efforts to combat NCDs on the continent.

THE WHO WARNING
Dr. Moeti emphasized the necessity for member states to adopt strategies aimed at mitigating the NCD crisis.

She highlighted that NCDs are exacting a heavy toll on Africa, with 26% of total health spending in low and middle-income countries attributed to these diseases.

Alarmingly, NCDs are projected to surpass communicable, maternal, neonatal, and nutritional diseases combined as the primary cause of mortality in Africa by 2030.

The surge in NCD prevalence across Africa over the past two decades is fuelled by an uptick in risk factors such as unhealthy diets, sedentary lifestyles, obesity, and air pollution.
Moeti stressed that despite the escalating burden of NCDs, insufficient investment in detection and management persists in the region.

Of particular concern are severe NCDs such as type 1 diabetes, rheumatic heart disease, and sickle cell disease, which disproportionately affect children and young adults across Africa. Dr. Moeti urged for heightened commitment and sustained resources to confront these silent epidemics effectively.

Ms. Elke Wisch, UNICEF Representative to the Republic of Tanzania, emphasized the imperative of collaboration in addressing NCDs comprehensively and collaboratively.

Echoing these sentiments, Ummy Mwalimu, Minister of Health, Tanzania, highlighted the urgent need for collective action to confront the growing threat of NCDs. She emphasized the far-reaching impact of these diseases on individuals, communities, and national economies, calling for a concerted effort to promote lifestyle changes as a proactive measure against NCDs.

SOURCE:
https://nairametrics.com/2024/04/24/non-communicable-diseases-to-dominate-mortality-in-africa-by-2030-who/


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Family / Re: Man Hails Wife For Cooking For Him A Day After Returning From Child Birth by Kalatium(m): 3:36am On Apr 01
purples25:


Why do you like to make life hard for your fellow women, belittling the effort and pains of giving birth.

Do you know that because of women like you who make it seem like giving birth is not a big deal, many wicked people will judge all women to be like that? Because of women like you, many don't even consider letting those that gave birth in many pains and complications to be going through anything. Because of you so called superwoman, they expect every woman to be like that, to just enter the kitchen and start housework too.

See, if you like stress, if you like carrying everything on your head with no help so that Nigerian men can call you a strong woman, do it. But please, for the sake of your fellow Nigerian women, don't underrate the pains and efforts of pregnancy and childbirth. Have mercy on those who cannot do it like you and have weakness or pains. Many women keep lying and stressing so as to be called strong woman. They don't consider the effect on other women. They are in competition with other women rather, they want to be considered as more of a wife material than other women, showing themselves up and down. Why can't we protect ourselves rather than look for the praise of men at other women's expense?

Thank God you are so strong, but please don't belittle the effort of childbirth please. Don't belittle all the effects to make them rate it as nothing. Men don't suffer any of these things and they want to undervalue our pains to make themselves a more valuable gender. Also to avoid doing anything special for us. Many of the men you are trying to impress hate us, they don't want to do anything for us.

You were making sense until your last 3 sentence. Starting to feel like you ladies are trying to manipulate. That's a turn off for me.
Nairaland / General / Re: Moses Bliss - You Are Great (new Song) MP3 Download by Kalatium(m): 8:47pm On Mar 31
The song is fire.
Family / Re: My Erotic Ordeal With A Cheating GF. Please Read And Learn by Kalatium(m): 8:12am On Mar 30
And you are proud for finally having anal sex with her.

The only thing you end up gaining here are just memories and nothing more.

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Romance / Re: Strange Scar On Women In The Hookup And Brothel Industry by Kalatium(m): 6:06pm On Mar 21
This is strange

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TV/Movies / Re: 5 Nigerians Who Have Received Oscars Nomination, Award by Kalatium(m): 9:07am On Mar 13
ShoeGetSize:
How can you make a list like this and not include David Oyelowo?
Because he is yet to be nominated for any Oscar award.
TV/Movies / Re: 5 Nigerians Who Have Received Oscars Nomination, Award by Kalatium(m): 7:33pm On Mar 12
dominique:


Are they proud to call themselves Nigerians? Nope! Apart from Tems, the rest identify themselves as British/Americans so why should we associate with them as Nigerians?
You are right though.

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TV/Movies / Re: 5 Nigerians Who Have Received Oscars Nomination, Award by Kalatium(m): 7:19pm On Mar 12
I never knew Whitaker had Nigerian blood. shocked

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TV/Movies / Re: 5 Nigerians Who Have Received Oscars Nomination, Award by Kalatium(m): 7:06pm On Mar 12
Lastly , Tems

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TV/Movies / 5 Nigerians Who Have Received Oscars Nomination, Award by Kalatium(m): 7:05pm On Mar 12
Movie stars made their way to the Hollywood’s biggest night when the 2024 Oscars held at Dolby Theatre in Los Angeles on Sunday.

It was a night of glamour and glory as the best of Hollywood stars gathered to celebrate their success and achievements in the film industry.

Over time, cinema stars of Nigeria descent have attended this spectacular celebration.

We will take a look at five Nigerians who have been nominated and awarded at the prestigious Oscars awards.


1. Cynthia Erivo

Cynthia Onyedinmanasu Chinasaokwu Erivo is an English actress, singer, and songwriter born to Nigerian parents. She has received numerous awards, as her distinct ability continues to stand out.

The dynamic actress has two Academy Award nominations to her credit. The first nomination was for Best Actress in the film Harriet. The second was for Best Original Song Stand Up Still in the film Harriet. Both Oscar nominations came during the 92nd Academy Awards.

2. Chiwetel Ejiofor

Chiwetel Umeadi Ejiofor CBE is a British-Nigerian actor and filmmaker whose parents are from the Igbo tribe. After enrolling at the National Youth Theatre in 1995 and attending the London Academy of Music and Dramatic Art, at the age of 19 and three months into his education, Steven Spielberg cast Ejiofor as James Covey in the film Amistad.

Since then, he has received international attention for his work.Chiwetel was nominated for Best Actor in the 2013 film 12 Years a Slave at the 86th Academy Awards in 2014.

3. Sophie Okonedo

She’s a British-Nigerian actor and storyteller. Her Nigerian blood comes from her father’s side. Her film career began with the British coming-of-age drama Young Soul Rebels, followed by Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls and Stephen Frears’ Dirty Pretty Things.

An actress who merits a standing ovation anytime she appears on screen. Okonedo’s breakout performance occurred in 2004, when she co-starred in the film Hotel Rwanda as Tatiana Rusesabagina, the wife of Rwandan hotel manager and philanthropist Paul, played by American actor Don Cheadle. In 2005, she became the second Black female Briton to be nominated for Best Supporting Actress at the 77th Academy Awards.

4. Forest Whitaker

Forest Whitaker is an exceptional American actor, director, and producer. His ancestors are from Nigeria. Indeed, his father’s ancestors are from the Igbo tribe of Nigeria. They are specifically from Nkwere, an Igbo town. Forest Whitaker was given the honorary title of chief ‘Nwannedinambe de Nkewere’, which means ‘a brother in a foreign nation’.

He is making a significant difference in that strange place since he is one of the few black actors in America who are at the top of their game. Whitaker earned an Oscar for his role as Ugandan dictator Idi Amin in the 2006 film The Last King of Scotland. He received the Oscar for Best Actor at the 79th Academy Awards in 2007.

5. Temilade Openiyi

Temilade Openiyi, a.k.a Tems, was nominated for the 95th edition of the Oscars award, Although she didn’t win her category, she made history as the first Nigerian artiste to be nominated at the awards.

Tems received the Best Original Song nomination for her collaboration with Rihanna on the song ‘Lift Me Up’. The duo was nominated in the ‘Best Original Song’ category.

‘Lift Me Up’ was one of Marvel’s ‘Black Panther: Wakanda Forever’ soundtracks. Rihanna co-wrote the soulful song with Tems, and the music was produced by Ludwig Göransson, and directed by Ryan Coogler.

SOURCE

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Events / Born On A Leap Day, How Do You Usually Celebrate Your Birthdays? by Kalatium(m): 2:16pm On Feb 29
Today is a leap day that occurs every 4 years.y questions are :
What about those born on February 19?

How do they celebrate their birthdays?

Is it after every four years or they do it on February 28 of the remaining 3 years?

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Religion / Re: Nothing Matters More Than This!!! by Kalatium(m): 12:56pm On Feb 25
Matrix137:
Show me a peer reviewed disapproval of this ?
I'm waiting. Thanks.
There you go again.

You need to understand that theories in science are an explain of events not necessarily that theory eventually becomes a law.

I have seen a lot of people make this mistakes always thinking that because something is called a theory in science then it means it has no sufficient evidence to become a law.

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Religion / Re: Nothing Matters More Than This!!! by Kalatium(m): 9:08am On Feb 25
Matrix137:
Think about the "future"

What will happen in the next 100 years?

Even if you can accurately guess, will you be alive to see it's manifestation?

A carnal mind will say "live fast die young", You "only live once (YOLO) "

But seriously, is that what life is all about?

Were we born into this world just to die?

Look above to the sky in a starry night, millions of stars stare back at you, look at the moon, sun, Animals. Etc. And nature in particular even tho it isn't perfect still causes some awe inspiring reaction to the limited human mind!

Now let's reach outer space 🚀

The Galaxies, solar systems, planetary alignment. Etc

The best of the best rocket scientists and astronauts with the most sophisticated spaceships and equipments hasn't been able to unravel it all.

Now according to the "educated" human mind, all this came from a first explosion known as the big bang

Charles Darwin came again with the theory of evolution explaining the"origin of species". Note that till today (February 4 2024) it's still a theory and not a law

You may ask, what is my point?

My point is, the more we try to explain away God in nature, the more we become confounded and perplexed by the very same nature as new things are discovered everyday without end

The West has drifted far away from God and now confounded.

An atheist may ignorantly ask, upon all our adherence to religion, look at our country, poverty everywhere, poor infrastructure etc

But does living in an advanced society guarantee true happiness?

LGBTQ

Abortion

Moral decadence of all sorts

Who are those championing it? And wants to force Africans to accept same? The West!

Highest suicide rate with all there sophistication and civility? The West!

They have an evil agenda that only the spiritually sound can clearly see

Life is not all about that as there is more to life!!

Jesus Christ is all that matters as in him we find true peace and a reason for still living no matter how dark the world becomes.

We are comforted with the fact that a kingdom is coming not made with human hands that is putting an end to all the evil influences of this world and an end to corruptibility with a true Leader (Jesus Christ)

We will now experience the true purpose of creation in a perfect form free from evil and the nuances of the enemy (Satan) as he will become nonexistent to cause any damage
as the systems of this world will now become a system of our God and of his Christ.

There is no other way

Accept him today and walk with his ever present help in the person of the Holy Spirit and walk away from this evil world and welcome to the new perfect world 🌎

Hallelujah!!!!

Evolution is still a theory and not a law?

You don't even really understand what science is about.

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Romance / Re: I'm Hungry — I Need Food [Picture] by Kalatium(m): 7:35pm On Feb 20
Pure joblessness cool

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