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Rich4god:
Greetings to you all.....


Where is my zing....

My sweet potatoe

jnrbayano:
TAKE LOTS OF BEER DURING LENT


The Parish Priest of St.Patrick's Church in Bangalore in India gave a simple advise on what to do during 40 days of lent. He said we should take lots of *BEER*.

Now do not let your minds go wondering. This means:

*B-BIBLE-* Read your Bible.This is God's given time to be spiritually enriched with the word of God

*E-EMPATHY-*Feel empathy for the poor and neglected and do something about it.

*E-EUCHARIST-*Go for mass frequently besides Sunday's.If possible everyday.

*R-RECONCILIATION*-This is the best time to reconcile with those we have hurt,not talking, seek forgiveness. Restore our relationship with God and one another.

Have a wonderful and joyful Lent and do not forget your BEER.

GOD BLESS YOU

Amen o. God bless you too for sharing this piece. Very nice

I was already calling uncle Ubenedictus and Bros Syncan to come and help me find my lost brother before I read the rest of the post

Uben pls disregard my missed calls. As for bros Syncan, his number was switched off so he wouldn't know I called.

jnrbayano:
You miss road?

Lol Clearly he did


Good morning nwokeoma

OZAOEKPE:
I am back from prison

Welcome back bro. How far with the search for your Jacinta abi Lucy

Ubenedictus:
hehehe, One of syncan's hobby is harvesting interesting quotes from d bible.

2 of u are the same to me

SalC:
Welcome dearie

Dalu nne oma
Better person

Syncan:
Ehm...Is this what you mean you were doing? "For we hear that some among you walk in idleness, not busy at work, but busybodies." 2Thess.3:11

Jeeezzzzzzzzzzzz where did u get this from?

Person no fit play with you again?

Syncan:
SalC, nne no be everybody dem de ask "are you ok?" Kamsified, Pope secretary, Adanne how you de, long time o.

Good morning brethren, a splendid day ahead to all.

Good morning bro. I'm fine o. Was just busy doing nothing

Good morning brethren.
Warm greetings from Vatican

Rich4god:
You just dey do on and off like NEPA.



Before I forget.... Salc, abeg call roster.... U knw say Oct devotion is close at hand.

Lol @Nepa. Honey no be so at all

Yes o October devotion loading

Good. Morning everyone and happy sunday

Rich4god:
I no knw weda she don divorce me.... I never see her for long.

Good morning sunshine. Nothing like divorce or sweetheart.

In fact the long process for divorce in the Catholic Church reach to make person stay fa

SalC:
Don't run dear, am here, let them bring it on.

Instead of admitting they are afraid, they are playing the gentlemen card.

Dont mind them. couldn't stop shaking my head when I saw that

Syncan:
Zoologist spotted

If u vex me any further, I'll put up the story here

SalC:
Lol you too? Now am forced to say i disagree. This is fear joor.

And while i was busy beating around d bush, she hit the nail right on d head

*runs out of thread before they come back*

SalC:
Sweerie how are you?

Am glad to see this home active once again

Good to see u too nne.

Never knew u n Syncan used to be in d music industry

Syncan:
No na, It's just a gentlemanly thing to do. Jnrbayano I talk lie?

jnrbayano:
SalC can't understand we can at times elect to be gentlemanly.

Don't mind her jare

This sounds like what tortoise would say
You guys should not let me type one tortoise story here to show what I mean

Rich4god:
Today's meditation.....
Words from St Theresa of Calcutta

We think sometimes that poverty is only being hungry, naked and homeless. The poverty of being unwanted, unloved and uncared for is the greatest poverty. We must start in our own homes to remedy this kind of poverty.



In yesterday's meditation, is was said that nothing should hinder us from performing the works of charity. But I was left wondering, what if someone doesn't have the resource to help the needy, how then can he perform the act of charity every day.
Today, St Theresa has thrown the option wide open such that even in a state of "nothingness" one still have what it takes to help one another. The smile on your face, the beautiful words that comes out from your mouth, the little things we can do to put a smile on another's face, taking out your time to help a brother/neighbor with his little chores.... The options are truly wide...


We pray today that through the intercession of St Theresa, we may have the zeal and energy to show love to our brethren.....

Morning friends.....

Very nice one. I'll preach this to someone today
This post got me real good. No excuses really. Thanks for sharing

jnrbayano:
The thing dey grow daily o. I [b]no sabi refuse food [/b]o...correct food combinations for that matter....

And u're maintaining ur shape/weight all d same n looking great People like us, one extra cup of tea, everyone must notice the signs

Good morning family

Rich4god:


I don gv up....

Lol sorry na

xendra:
for prayers in Yoruba language ...lmao

Lol

SalC:
Where Kamsified and bluerange dey?

Rich4God......

Nne I'm here o
Chilling in jnrbayano's private jet

Good evening everyone
Peace be unto this house

Maxineng:
Evening all, I am new here from abuja.

Good morning and welcome to the house bro.
God bless you

Syncan:
Don't you see how funny he sounds? So he believes in praying for the dead. He says Prayers for the soul is a waste, but prayers for the memory of the dead is fruitful. So with prayers one can still change the memory of the dead from cursed to blessed? SMH.

Imagine the confusion

Rich4god:
So, finally we v cone to the end of the novena... special thanks to my zing for making this possible....
May God grant us the desires of our heart...

Amen n Amen
To God be the glory

Syncan:
May all our prayers find favour before the Lord.

Amen

hurricaneChris:
Good morning sister!
Am fine thank you.
Lol, holiday keh? Just got to abuja now on inspection.

My work knows no holiday o. Unless you arent needed.

Sorry I missed this

Eiyaa. Even long travel added to the work sef
The Lord is your strength.
Thank God the contract is from Abuja

At the special request of our brother and sister, we're going to pray for Nigeria one more time and also pray for our loved ones who have departed this world



Daily novena prayer. Day 31

Today, the 31st day of May, we're praying for Nigeria/our loved ones who have departed this world

O God, infinite beauty. Wretched as we are, we approach in humility your throne, with thanksgiving and petition. Thanksgiving for the numerous mercies received from you, and petition for the many needs that weigh heavily on us. Look kindly upon our prayers, especially our prayers for Nigeria/our departed loved ones who we pray for today and of mine(you may add yours) through the merits of the passion of your son, our Lord Jesus Christ. Pray for us dearest mother Mary, as we offer you this ten roses of hail Mary, with eyes filled with hope and filial love. Amen.

10 Hail Marys.

Psalm 138
I will praise you, Lord, with all my heart; before the angels I will sing your praise.
I will bow down toward your holy temple and will praise your name for your unfailing love and your faithfulness,for you have so exalted your solemn decree that it surpasses your fame.
When I called, you answered me; you greatly emboldened me.
May all the kings of the earth praise you, Lord,when they hear what you have decreed.
May they sing of the ways of the Lord, for the glory of the Lord is great.
Though the Lord is exalted, he looks kindly on the lowly; though lofty, he sees them from afar.
Though I walk in the midst of trouble, you preserve my life.
You stretch out your hand against the anger of my foes; with your right hand you save me.
The Lord will vindicate me; your love, Lord, endures forever—
do not abandon the works of your hands.


Special Psalm: Psalm 121

I will lift up mine eyes unto the hills, from whence cometh my help.
My help cometh from the LORD, which made heaven and earth.
He will not suffer thy foot to be moved: he that keepeth thee will not slumber.
Behold, he that keepeth Israel shall neither slumber nor sleep.
The LORD is thy keeper: the LORD is thy shade upon thy right hand.
The sun shall not smite thee by day, nor the moon by night.
The LORD shall preserve thee from all evil: he shall preserve thy soul.
The LORD shall preserve thy going out and thy coming in from this time forth, and even for evermore.


May the souls of the faithful departed though the mercy of God rest in peace Amen

hurricaneChris:
Good morning brothers and sisters.

Good morning ezi Nwanne
How are you today? Hope you're on holiday or are u making money today too

babestell:
Am joining you all in prayers o! Just that I am not posting here. God answer and bless our efforts

No one is really posting the prayers here so you're not alone nnem

Amen to the prayer