Merry Christmas brothers and sisters

Rich4god:


I have all the criteria ready.

Application accepted.
Expect your chickens soon

Good evening brethren
Special christmas announcement please


*I Have begun my annual Distribution of Christmas Gifts (chickens) for Families & Friends. The earlier the better, abi no be so?* �
*Please meet the requirements below to get yours*

1. Submit your Birth Certificate (Original Copy).

2. Primary school certificate must be presented.

3. One Valid Identification Card.

4. Police Report that you have never committed any crime in your life.

5. International Passport (if you don’t have one, go and get it).

6. Marriage Certificate (if married)

7. Consent Of Parents (for those below 17yrs).

8. Picture of us together (to prove that we are close).

9. 4 Copies Of 2×2 passport pictures (blue background).

10. Report Card/Result sheet (for students and undergraduates only).

11. Provide Drivers' license (if any)

12. Send your bank details to convince me you have what it takes to cook the chicken . . . (I want my chickens to die honourably).

13. Write an Essay explaining why I should give you the Xmas present (not less than 800 words, with proper margin, correct English grammar and right use of punctuation and interjections.)

14. Your BVN number and ATM pin will also be needed.

*Pls, I beg you . . . use GREEN pen…*

*NB- Submit your application on or before December 20 for the gift.*
*2 big chickens await you . . . (home delivered)
Signed

*V.I.C. OKEKE ESQ*

The new father Xmas in town.
Biko gwazikwa ndi ozo

SalC:
Kamsified dear, God in his infinite goodness will beautify your life and endow you with every good thing needed to excel in your endeavors through Christ our Lord.

Amen and Amen
Thank u my lovely sister

Rich4god:
Today we pray for kamsified and Pchinak...

We pray for God's blessings and protection be upon you two.... Everyday of your life, miracle will continue to happen...

Plz may we not forget to pray for them personally.

Thank u so much my love.
I say A big Amen to the prayers

hurricaneChris:
Kamsified,
God's glory will continue to manifest in you in all you do. And his light shall shine upon you in all your paths, in Jesus name Amen.

May God grant you as you have asked.

Amen thank you my sweet brother

Dear Hisduchess as we remember you in our prayers today. May your heart desires be granted to u according to his will. This year will end in praise for u through Christ our Lord Amen

Dear Aizenosa
May the presence of the Lord continually be with u every step of the way, to guide, protect, direct, bless n prosper u in all u do, through Christ our Lord.Amen

Rich4god:


This is guilty conscience.... Am going straight to report to mumsy.

Hahahaahahah my belle o

But 'king' senior 'prince' na

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I greet u my king.
your majesty, I want to assure u that I remain as loyal as when u brought ur people n paid my bride price years ago.
I kneel down greet u my oga

Jnrbayano
Are my eyes seeing clearly?
I greet u my prince

@Ubenedictus
I pray that the wish of the enemy(the devil)Will not see the light of the day. You'll not falter nor faint. The Lord will be with u every step of the way for guidance n strength. These and more I pray through Christ our Lord. Amen

Good morning brethren.

Happy sunday/ New week

Syncan:

I pray that all your intentions and desires get favourable answers this season. And may the Lord keep you safe in all you do, through Christ our Lord. Amen

btoks:

I pray that God protect u n keep u in all you do. He will never leave u nor forsake u. He'll cause his face to shine upon ur life and perfect all that concern u, through Christ our Lord . Amen

hurricaneChris:
The steadfast love of the Lord never ceases
His mercies never come to an end
They are new every morning, new every morning
Great is thy faithfulness.

In times of distress, look up to God for succour, he never fails. No matter how long the tribulations may last, he is always with us. Remember his words " I have called you by name, when you walk in deep waters, i will be with you. Your troubles will not overwhelm you "

Just be confident in God's supremacy. Trust his strength and watch ugly situations turn out good for you. Our utmost confidence is......

Dinwenu m bu ihe na nzoputa m
Onye ka m atula egwu
Dinwenu m bu ebe mgbaba m
Onye ga-enyi m egwu
.

Affliction may rise against you and your household, remember he had saved many people who were afflicted.
Call on upon the name of the Lord and rest assured of his saving grace. Because....

O ga ezobe m n'ime obibi Ya
Na mbosi ogbaghara
O ga ezobe m n'ime mkpukpu Ya,
Kwudosie m ike na nkume.

Good morning wonderful people.

Thanks for sharing this song my brother, it's so uplifting

May the Lord cause his face to shine upon you n perfect that which concern u through Christ our Lord . Amen

Rich4god:
Kamsified...

Here I am sir;

So far


Chikk - 16th

Rich4god - 18th

Salc - 23rd

Jnrbayano - 24th

Hurricanechris - 26th

Btoks - 27th
Syncan 27th

Ubenedictus 28th

Aizenosa - 29th

Hisduchess - 30th

Kamsy - 31st
Pchinak - 31st

Syncan:


As my oga don choose, let me share with btoks on 27th na.

Good morning, a splendid day ahead to all.

Same to u

Good n beautiful morning brethren

jnrbayano:
May God earnestly grant me my heart desires now and always

Amen brother.
May the Lord perfect all that concern u, through Christ our Lord. Amen

@ Salc may the good Lord bless n keep you in all you do. And may he cause his face to shine upon you all the days of your life, through Christ our Lord Amen

SalC:

This stress that is rushing you, I have antidote for it.

Lol give me biko. I'll take double dose if u don't mind

Happy n blessed new week brethren

chikk:


Thank you dearie... i appreciate greatly... sunshine?? lol, only the craziest, albeit the sweetest ones call me that. You sure you want to be in that list?

Ehen nne, are you a Lay reader?

I was a lay reader that year before stress begin rush us

Rich4god:
Today is a special day of prayer for Rich4god.

May God forgive me my sins andgrant me my heart desires.

Almighty God, we pray for your son, Rich4god,
May the words of his mouth n meditations of his heart be acceptable in your sight. I ask through Christ our Lord Amen

chikk:


It'll be my birthday on the 16th and i'd like to be greedy with my petition. i ask for 4 things:

1: For the missionaries
2. For the poor and needy
3: For the soul of the faithful departed
4: For my sick father
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Thanks everyone and have a lovely day/week ahead

Happy birthday sunshine.
As you add a new year to your age, I pray for new strength, new blessings, new favours, new grace.
And may the Lord touch your dad with his healing hands so he can sing a new song of joy to the glory of God's name. These and more I ask through Christ our Lord. Amen

Syncan:



No, let it burn. This fire is good. Thanks dearie.

Ngwazikwa

SalC:


We didn't realise this place was on fire till you showed up. Please call the fire service.

Welcome back bro

*runs in to collect my certificates before they burn in the fire*

jnrbayano:

Should I explain what he said for u.
He's saying that we've not seen your invitation so that what happened in Cana can happen again

chikk:


And I saw "sunshine" and I'm like: who knows me personally here? Uncle,are you sure youre not a priest? OK o. Thanks for the good thoughts

Hey sunshine. Now I know your second name

Syncan:


Aren't we all? You're welcome.

I was hoping you'd answer chikk' s question as to whether you're a priest; and u went spiritual as usual.
Smh